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when you have book edits to do but then lifetime drops this bad boy in your inbox

#a/n #lord beer me strength

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no more questioning who we’re talking to when we say “girl help.” it’s carly rae jepsen

#it is She #carly rae jepsen #txt #music tag

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💿 ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 2000ꜱ…

Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.

So. No time to panic.

Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…

Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy. 

Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.

Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…

ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody, is COMING SOON. follow the author for updates at these links!

#reblog for the night crowd bc why not #y’all’s tags have made me so 🥹🥹🥹🥹 so tysm for those 🩷🩷

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actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

#my calling……… #muppet tag

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the buzz by @hangon-silvergirl

a (completed!) multi-chapter hellcheer fanfic

Eddie spends his days herding nerds at a hobby shop and his nights keeping it weird for The Midnight Moshpit, his metal-themed radio show on 99.5 The Buzz. Two full-time jobs and a knack for making poor choices at 2a.m. (and just, you know, generally speaking) have him locked in a foggy cycle of sleep deprivation and Too Much Red Bull; it's really no surprise that Wrong Number C.C.'s texts, and Chrissy the Barista's smile, throw him for a loop.

Between his shitty (affectionate!) friends, social media virality, corporate shill coffee, the Best of the 90s, too much "Heaven in Your Eyes," mistaken identities, pretending to be suave, and an unhinged string of greeting cards, well... Falling ass over tea kettle is probably a total inevitability.

Probably.

tl;dr Eddie Munson unknowingly meets Chrissy Cunningham twice in one day (and doesn't stand a chance).

Happy 1 year completion date to the lamest, fluffiest, most manic, and entirely indulgent story I've ever written. (And finished!)

#the Masterpiece to end all masterpieces!!!! #eddissy

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

#catholic tag

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💘

#this is so real #eddissy #welcome to hellcheer

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#i mean honestly why not #just wait until u guys see my ‘praise for WHAT’S YOUR VIBE?’ page in my next book #we can do whatever we want and therein lies the power of staying away from publishers #writing

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seriously considering ditching a couple social media accounts and doing a mass unfollowing on others (not tumblr in either case)—like there’s so much noise about what you “have to” do to sell books when you’re an indie author, but. none of it works? so why am i wasting my time mired in all this? bc i hate all the ~trends, the toxic positivity is untenable and meanwhile the negativity is aggressive, the casual aphobia in the romance community is suffocating… like it’s all too much Stuff that has nothing to do with just writing, which is, actually, the only thing you “have to” do.

#a/n

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no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know

#txt

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perfect

#no notes #svu

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Missed seeing you on my dash! Hope you're doing okay 💚

my dude i am not gonna lie, the back half of 2023 and the kick-off of 2024 were not my best times. but! i am getting back into the swing of being a reasonably functional human person, so i'll probably be around a bit more bc i miss a bunch of u cool nerds too <3333

#*mwah* #littlelindentree #ask

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Hi hello just popping in to say I just stumbled upon your hellcheer sex shop au and um it might be the best thing I've ever read and will now proceed to read mmmm everything you have for them bc I LOVE your style of writing, and your characterization, and the format of texting is done so well, and everything is just pitch perfect and so fun and virgin demisexual eddie munson is,,,so special 2 me and ok gonna stop rambling now I hope you have the loveliest of lovely days💕💕💕

first of all, bc i am opportunistic (and that's simply the only way to ever get this done), if u think the fic is good... the book is even better (i mean. maybe? that's objective and probably dependent on if you prefer your romance spicier or less so. i like the book better since it's more in line with what i wanted to do with my stories from working at the shop, but anyway...)

this is so so lovely and i appreciate u to the moon and back 🌙💫 that fic really did help me work out a lot about what i wanted to do with my originals, so it will always be very up there in my personal favorites, and it's always The Best to hear what readers love about your writing <3

((ps if ur the ao3 commenter who complimented my use of italics and sentence structure in dialogue, i am in even MORE love with u.))

#:D #thecryptkeeperskeeper #and while we're on the subject i love writing demisexual virgin mmcs #the latest one was supposed to be just a straight guy but i'm pretty sure he accidentally became demi #i'm not sure i'm capable of writing straight ppl this always happens #ask #kattyshack fic

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💿 ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 2000ꜱ…

Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.

So. No time to panic.

Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…

Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy. 

Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.

Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…

ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody, is COMING SOON. follow the author for updates at these links!

#book tag #a/n #anyway as u can see i am still alive

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BEN BARNES as BILLY RUSSO from the Netflix Serie: THE PUNISHER @blairwaldorfvibezzz

#@ madeleine kindly do not reblog these things where i can see them #my constitution is too delicate #ben barnes #the punisher

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drafting this book like “She tugs her phone from her pocket [*note to self: she had a purse earlier, in ch3, so figure that out for continuity]…”

brought to u by my day job as an editor and also my high-speed anxiety 🌈💫

#but anyway this is why i am Very good #for a legally blind scatterbrain i sure do have an eye for the MINUTIAE #a/n #anyway. combatting the depression fog by complimenting myself #my therapist was like ‘…why don’t you give yourself some credit’ i was like ‘girl please’ but fine here i am

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realizing i put the songs from dawson's creek version of "teenage dirtbag" on my welcome to hellcheer playlist can't chemically cure my depression, but i gotta admit... it helps

#it sure did make me Laugh is what i'm saying #kattyshack fic #welcome to hellcheer #eddissy #hellcheer #hellcheer fanfic