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naruto characters and the foods i think they would enjoy from my home state

Naruto: bro loves his ramen too much to try sumn new, but ya-ka-mein is super similar imo

Sasuke: sasuke would absolutely love stuffed bell peppers. i don’t have a reasoning behind this. he’s just that guy

Sakura: she tries a lot of new foods, but i think she would definitely like beignets. they’re sweet and it’s hard to find good ones imo

Choji: objectively the hardest one to hc because he will eat pretty much anything, but i believe he would enjoy pork skins the most. grab them from the gas station and snack away choji!

Ino: not a big fan of food cause she likes to diet to keep her rockin bod, but i think on her off-days, she would love king cake

Shikamaru: sazerac. not a food, but a cocktail. he’s been thru some shit.

Hinata: a praline bitch ong. it’s sweet, it has nuts, they’re easy to make. she would love it

Kiba: andouille. it’s kind of like a sausage and it’s a little bit tough when it’s not cooked down, so he would absolutely love to rip his teeth thru it

Shino: yall might have different opinions on this, but shino is a bug guy. he likes crawfish.

Rock Lee: someone get this boy a po’boy STAT. Rock Lee would absolutely fuck up a 12-inch after a long mission and say sumn like “food is fuel!” or sum shit, just give him the damn sandwich.

TenTen: would eat a meat pie. she’s a tough sonovagun, so she would find the spiciest one to eat. she would cry about it later because it upset her stomach, but no regrets

Neji: he’s super traditional. Jambalaya all the way.

Kakashi: kakashi and his sexual innuendos would eat boudin simply because it looks like a penis.

Tsunade: OH GIRL, get her on that barbecue shrimp train. BOTTOMLESS.

Jiraya: on cold days, jiraya likes to go to the hot springs and eat hot soup afterwards. gumbo.

Guy Sensai: yall will never believe me, but he LOVES muffulettas. sumn about the olives? or was it sumn about the bread? he doesn’t care, he’s eating it.

#naruto #naruto hcs #southern food #anime

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TW: a lot.

people tell me i’m so mature for my age. i hear it from everyone except my family. but i’ve started thinking about why others say that. and the only conclusion i can come to is that being a kid is a privilege. i never had time to be a kid when i was fighting for survival. i see other people my age having fun and going out, swimming and eating those sandwiches with the chips on them that make a big crunch when you bite into it. i never had time to do those things or find out what i truly enjoyed doing. i enjoyed being alive. i enjoyed not being yelled at. i enjoyed when my mom would come home after leaving me home alone with my brother for 4 weekends in a row. i enjoyed eating and sleeping more than anything. i enjoyed having distractions to keep my mind off of the ear-ringingly terrifying thoughts. but i never found out my passion. some kids are born with it. something like music, sports, art, or math that makes them feel alive. their adrenaline came from pure love, not terror. i guess i’m so mature because i’ve been through things that children should not go through. how could i be a kid when i got bullied at school and constantly forced to change myself? how could i be a kid without a father to hold me on his shoulders? how could i be a kid without a mother to kiss me goodnight? how could i be a kid when someone says “that’s a very strong accusation, it could ruin his life”? how could i possibly be a kid when every day is a fight for survival? it’s a lot of pressure to put on a child. and then a part of me thinks, “what would it be like to be a kid again?” what would it be like to be a kid before his death, before her absence, before he touched me, before i had to beg on my knees to be enough? what if i could do it again? right now? and then another, stronger part of me thinks “what if it happens again? remember the last time?” so yes, i’m mature for my age. but it is not a compliment. it is not a testament of how i’ve persevered through struggles. it is a hideous reminder of how i was never allowed to live a normal life, and how i will never be able to.

#dump #i’m a little sad #if you can’t love them then at least don’t harm them

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People talk of feminism all the time, and yet, body hair in men is seen as sexy but in women, it is seen as disgusting. If a woman doesn't shave, it's like, "oh my god, the horror!" Men never shave, so why should women have to? If that's not sexist, then I don't know what is. And why can't body hair be beautiful? Why does something natural, God-given, have to be deemed shameful by society?

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Class 1-A and their favorite foods from my home state

Midoriya: this was a hard one, but probably jambalaya because it's the closest thing I can think of to a pork cutlet bowl

Bakugou: FUCK YOU HIS FAVORITE FOOD IS CRACKLINS AND I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. my reasoning behind this one is his quirk smh I feel like cracklins just fit. also he puts slap ya mama cajun seasoning on e v e r y t h i n g. everything.

Kirishima: meat pies. because it has the word meat in it. he also seems like he would like food that isn't too spicy, but just spicy enough.

Momo: hers is probably pork rinds, because it's a snack food and she has to eat a lot for her quirk. I can see her just chomping away at pork rinds.

Sato: pralines !!!!! 100% !!!! you can make them at home, and they're sweet.

Sero: sero seems like he eats bland food, like just seasons everything with salt, so I think his favorite food would be etouffee. etouffee isn't spicy, and it's also more refined. like everything else listed so far is something you can find in a gas station, but you have to go to a restaurant for etouffee.

Iida: Iida seems like a picky eater, so I'm going to say boudin balls. he seems like texture is a huge turn off when it comes to food, so regular boudin won't do it, because he doesn't like the texture of the coating. but boudin balls are like hush puppies with the boudin filling in them, and he enjoys them a lot.

Uraraka: pecan pie. it's sweet, and she seems like a pie girl

Mina: boudin. I say this because I feel like she enjoys the burning feeling when she shoves the entire thing down her throat at once. her and her friends probably have contests to see who can take the most.

Jirou: doesn't like southern food

Kaminari: hush puppies. he likes appetizers, what can he say. also they're like fried cornbread, which he also thoroughly enjoys

Shoji: seems like he would like gumbo, because you can put pretty much anything in it and it would still be gumbo. he likes the spiritual journey you go through while putting shit in a pot.

Tokoyami: stuffed bell peppers. he seems like he eats more vegetables than anyone else on this list. dark shadow also likes the taste of ketchup bc he's a weird mother fucker

Koda: also doesn't like southern food. most of it is too spicy for him :(

Tsuyu: shrimp because she likes cocktail sauce. she also likes pulling their tails off. more about the experience than the food with her

Hagakure: not really a food from my home state, but moonpies. they're iconic here. she would enjoy them because they're sweet and fluffy, like marshmallows. because they have marshmallows in them. on bad days, she likes to microwave them so they get all melty and warm to cheer herself up.

ojiro: grilled catfish. he seems like the type of person to want the food to look more like the actual animal. he likes seeing the f i s h. and he likes thanking the fish for it's service to his body. very spiritual.

Todoroki: this was difficult, but I think he would enjoy something more bland but also elegant, like etouffee or shrimp. or... or dare I say... shrimp etoufee...

Aoyama: thinks he's a heathen because he eat crawfish pie in secret. HOWEVER, it upsets his stomach often times because of the spice and grease, so he only eats it on bad days.

Aizawa: fried catfish. he's a simple man. likes to eat it with tartar sauce and only orders it from local restaurants because he likes to eat it in the car in a styrofoam box. you guys would have to experience it to know why.

NO I DID NOT INCLUDE MINETA IN THIS POST AND I NEVER WILL BECAUSE HE'S A BITCH

#bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #headcanon #my hero academia

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Fuck the Cleaning Industry

A Masterpost

Here’s a followup to my Fuck the Laundry Industry guide.  That post got way more popular than I was expecting, so I figured why not make another household guide?  Cleaning products in general are often overpriced, produced in environmentally unsound ways, and contribute massively to plastic pollution.  So here are some guides to cleaning your space without all that stuff!

Safety First:

Green Cleaning Ingredients You Should Never Mix

Cleaning Products You Should NEVER Mix

Is Vinegar and Baking Soda a Mixture Effective for Cleaning?

Is Borax Safe for Natural Cleaning?

Is Tea Tree Oil Safe for Pets?

Multipurpose:

DIY Natural Homemade All-Purpose Cleaner

A Simple DIY All-Purpose Cleaner That Really Works

DIY Natural All-Purpose Cleaner

15 Everyday Uses for Castile Soap

Disinfectant:

Homemade Disinfectant Spray: Vinegar of The Four Thieves

Homemade Sanitizer Spray

Homemade Reusable Disinfecting Wipes

How to Make Natural Moisturizing Hand Sanitizer

11 Powerful Antibacterial Essential Oils

Laundry:

See here.

Kitchen:

Homemade Liquid Dish Soap

Homemade Dishwasher Detergent Recipe 

Homemade Dishwasher Detergent for Hard Water or Soft Water

Super Simple Natural Dishwasher Rinse Aid

CopyCat “Lemi Shine” Detergent Booster Recipe

Natural Oven Cleaner for Baked-On Grime

Natural Oven Cleaning Recipe

How to Clean a Cast Iron Skillet

How To Clean Your Grill the All-Natural Way

Tips for Cleaning Your Grill Naturally

Bathroom:

DIY Toilet Bowl Cleaner

3 Ingredient Homemade Toilet Cleaning Bombs

How to Make a Powerful Homemade Shower Cleaner

A Natural Homemade Shower, Tub, and Tile Cleaner

DIY All-In-One Bathroom Cleaner

Sinks/Drains/Faucets:

How to Clean Your Stainless Steel Sink

DIY Drain Cleaners

Clean Up Sink Smells With DIY Garbage Disposal Refreshers

DIY Homemade Cleaners: Nightly Sink Scrub

Easy Ways To Remove Limescale With Basic Pantry Items

Cleaning Faucets and Fixtures

Glass:

No-Streak Homemade Window Cleaner

Homemade Glass Cleaner Recipe

Flooring:

DIY Mopping Solution (Works Great on Tile, Laminate, and Wood Floors)

Homemade Swiffer Wet Jet Solution

DIY Wood Floor Polish

Homemade Floor Wax

17 Homemade Carpet Stain Removers

Homemade Carpet Cleaning Solutions

How to Steam Clean Carpet

Homemade Carpet Deodorizer with Essential Oils

Homemade Dry Carpet Cleaner

Fixtures and Surfaces:

2-Ingredient Homemade Kitchen Cabinet Gunk Remover

What Everyday Items Can Be Used to Clean Wood Kitchen Cabinets?

Homemade Wood Cleaner

Best Homemade Stainless Steel Cleaner

How to Clean Brass, Copper, and More

DIY Silver Cleaner

How to Clean Bronze

Degreasers:

How to Make a Homemade Degreaser

Homemade Laundry Degreaser

Clean Stove Hood Filters in the Dishwasher Weekly to Keep Vents Clear

How to Clean a Greasy Stove Hood Filter

Deodorizers and Air Fresheners:

Homemade Fabric Refresher Spray

8 Surprising Household Deodorizers

Homemade Air Freshener

How To Keep Your Home Smelling Fresh Using Essential Oils & A Furnace Filter

8 Ways to Diffuse Essential Oils without a Diffuser

Eight Homemade Essential Oil Diffusers

How To: Make Your Own Gel Air Fresheners

DIY Natural Room Scents

DIY Car Vent Air Freshener

6 Things in Your Kitchen That Get Rid of Bad Smells Naturally

How To Make Your Own Air Freshener With A Wooden Clothespin

Dusting:

All-Natural DIY Dusting Spray

Reusable Swiffer Duster Cloths Tutorial

Other Things You’ll Need:

Microfiber cloths/soft rags

Old towels

Broom and dustpan

Vacuum cleaner

Mop

Toilet brush

Bucket

Sponges

Dish scrubbers

Rubber Gloves

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Happy Pride!!

#happy pride month #shareyourpride #pride month #pride #happy pride 🌈