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Mike Schmidt Catch-Up Chapters {Part 2}

Pairing: Mike Schmidt x f!reader

Notes: I'm having a really hard time :)

The rest of my series, as well as the first part to this chapter, can be found here on my texting series masterlist.

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#five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's mike schmidt #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf mike schmidt #mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader fluff #mike schmidt x reader smut #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x female reader #mike schmidt x female reader fluff #mike schmidt x female reader smut

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Hi everybody! Sorry I've been WOL, it's been a very busy week and things keep getting piled onto my already busy days, so I haven't really been able to sit down and write anything. I see your requests and the stories I've promised to write and I will get to them as soon as I can. Just need to get over this tiny hump and I'll be back to writing and trying to get a story a day out for the February series!

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Catch-Up Characters | PDA

Pairing: Slasher Men x f!reader

Notes: I literally cannot control myself, if I don't start doing something for Joel I will explode. I haven't wrote a preference for awhile, but I just realized I never did catch Dennis up on the two I've already posted, so this is for the new characters to my blog!

Characters in this chapter include: Dennis Crim, Joel from Smile, Mike Schmidt, and William Afton.

I will be doing this for one more chapter (the nicknames preference) and then they will all be on the same chapter whenever I post something new. It's always slow with preferences, but you can follow them on my masterlist here!

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Dennis Crim

When it comes to displaying his affection for you, Dennis never has any problems with it; he isn’t too over the top, especially if you were the type to get easily embarrassed at the thought of other people seeing you, but Dennis is sure to make sure any other staring customers who can’t seem to shake your perpetual beauty know that you’re his. He’ll wrap an arm around you and slide his hand into your back pocket, or press a kiss to your head. He typically ignores it; after all, you were all his, so he didn’t care if other people want to stare. Whenever he catches himself getting too annoyed, he simply thinks of all the times you sit on his lap or kiss his face when you wake up with him.

Joel (Smile)

He himself can sometimes get a little bit embarrassed when it comes to showing off; often times he doesn’t try and purposely make himself the center of attention, however there are a few times he will completely ignore the other people around the two of you and just kiss you. He couldn’t help himself sometimes, you were just so pretty. Whether it be because someone kept eyeing you, or mainly because he just couldn’t help the overwhelming desire to kiss you right there no matter who sees. He will typically have his hand in yours when the two of you are out together, or occasionally Joel will rest his hand on your lower back.

Mike Schmidt

To say he cared at all about being seen kissing you was almost an insult; Mike was immensely lucky that you were in his life, let alone that you wanted to run errands and do little things with him. If he wanted to give you a quick kiss, why should he care if there’s people around? Mike isn’t the type to show off or make himself stand out, so he certainly wouldn’t be sticking his tongue into your mouth in public, but he has no problem holding onto you and keeping you close to him while you’re out shopping.

William Afton

One way that William is different from the others is that he simply does not give a single fuck if the two of you are in the middle of a crowded restaurant or if you’re in a dark movie theatre. William doesn’t mind groping your ass or kissing you as much as he pleased in the moment. Sometimes you would have to stop him, especially if someone was staring at you; William has no issue pushing his tongue into your mouth or kissing your neck to show anybody else in the area that you’re clearly taken and that they shouldn’t be standing there just staring.

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markhoffmans-certified-slut · 3 months

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RIDING MARK HOFFMAN THAT'S IT THANK YOU GOODBYE🗣🗣🗣

Maybe starts off innocent then it escalates pretty quickly?

ksksksks i love you and your work 💜💜

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Warnings/contents: Smutty, riding, light submissive/dominance play, strong language.

Notes: Not me taking a break from writing about riding Mark Hoffman in my story to write about riding Mark Hoffman in this— uh, yeah… I am obsessed with this man and I had fun with this! I hope that you enjoy this! I love you, too 🤍

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Your apartment was small, and the windows weren’t exactly great, so you had this little roll-around space heater that you had bought years ago. Any time it started to get cold out, you would use that as an extra source of warmth. Thankfully, because the space was large enough, it never got too hot in your apartment. However, in times like these, the heater was almost too much. The backs of your knees were sweating as you sat on top of Mark, but every second was worth it.

It was pitch black outside, almost adding to the intensity of the moment as Mark occasionally looked at the windows that were beside your television. The curtains were open, but your apartment was dim and you were on the third floor. Mark had his doubts anybody would be able to peek in and see you riding him here on the sofa. Your hips wiggled against the man as his thumb occasionally pressed to your clit.

A soft moan came from you as Mark leaned in to press a few soft, scattered kisses along your neck while you worked on adjusting to his size. The movie that the two of you had been watching was playing on the television behind you, but it was the last thing Mark was thinking about; at first he was slightly annoyed with this, only because the two of you spent fifteen whole minutes trying to find a movie you didn’t say “Ew, no,” or “Boring” to.

But now he could care less. Mark gave a quiet, relaxed sigh and leaned back. He watched your hips move against him and rested his arms back on the sofa lazily. You flushed when you made eye contact with him. Your fingers held tight onto his shoulders; Mark was big, not only in length, but also in girth. It always took you a few minutes to completely adjust to his size, no matter what position you were in. However, riding him meant it would take a few minutes in the least to completely adjust and not almost hurt.

Sometimes you would use lube, but tonight the only thing coating Mark’s thick cock was some spit and your own wetness. He was certain a little bit of kissing didn’t do all this; you had been clearly thinking about this for awhile now. Mark watched you as you slowly got used to him inside of you. It seemed, no matter how many times the two of you were in this same position, you were never used to the exact feeling of him inside of you for the first few minutes.

Often it was easier when you were laying down and then when you were adjusted to his size, Mark would let you get on top of him if you were in the mood; but tonight there were limited options. You often didn’t have sex on the sofa, especially not like that; cleaning the fabric wasn’t an easy process, and it seemed when you rode him, it was a little less messy— until he would bring you to bed, that is.

“Fuck,” you mumbled, reaching a hand behind him and holding onto the back of the sofa. You closed your eyes and let your head fall back with a moan as you started to work yourself up a bit more. You were trying to move a little faster, lifting off of him until just the tip was inside of you and then taking all of his length back inside. Slowly but surely you started to actually move on him with soft whimpers and whines.

Mark reached over, one of his hands holding onto your hip and the other groping at your chest and teasing your nipple.

“God, you’re so big,” you mumbled through soft pants. “Sometimes I forget.” Mark gave a simple hum and helped guide you to move faster on him. “Fuck, Mark,” you whined, going along with his subtle desires and working up towards a decent pace. He slowly slid down a little bit on the sofa to make it even easier for you and gave a quiet moan as he watched your breasts bounce along with your increasingly desperate movements. You bit down on your lip and returned your hand back to his shoulder to use him as balance while Mark now held your hips in both of his hands.

“You’re such a pretty little thing.” Mark gave an almost wistful sigh. “You’re getting good at this.”

“I have a really good teacher.” He sent you a small smile and relished in the flustered, mischievous sparkle that was in your eyes as you looked at him. “He’s also really fucking hot.” Mark chuckled and gave a few soft, slow thrusts up inside of you between your own movements; your eyes rolled back into your head when he did it the first time. Mark was quick to lick his lips when you leaned your head back and allowed yourself to be so completely exposed for him.

The sounds that left you were blissful, music to his ears as he started to plot out the rest of the night in his head; first, he’d get you all riled up before bringing you to bed and teasing you for awhile. But for now, Mark enjoyed himself while he watched you try and get yourself off on his cock. Your sweet moans grew more desperate— almost with every single move you made. Mark returned his thumb to your clit and gently started to rub little circles against you.

Your hips wiggled against the man, trying to keep a decent pace while he continued to surprise you with the occasional thrust up; Mark stayed relatively still for awhile and simply watched. He liked to see the desperation growing in your eyes and watch you get so worked up to the point you started to beg him to take control and make you cum. He usually waited for you to break, but it was almost impossible for him to say no to you when you were like this.

Well, any time really. Mark didn’t often tell you no in your daily life either.

Mark hummed softly and pressed his hand flat against your back, pulling you close against him and catching your gaze.

“Do you wanna go to bed?” He asked quietly, but his eyes didn’t stay on yours for long. He was quickly distracted by your hardened nipples as he continued to tease your clit even when you stopped moving. “I think it’s time I make a mess of you.” Flushed, you looked away. Mark was quick to catch your chin and make you look at him. “Now, now— you gotta look at me or else I won’t be able to hear you.” He knew you hated when he made you look at him and ask for things— all the more reason to do it, he thought. “What do you say, babe? You ready for me to fuck you?” Gently, you nodded. Mark softly nodded along with you, almost mockingly. “Use your words, baby.”

“Yes, please,” you said softly.

“I can’t hear you.” Mark had to stifle a soft laugh when you looked pleadingly at him; sometimes you looked so desperate. He loved to see you like this, but it was a rare occasion. In your daily life, you weren’t submissive like this. In fact, you had shocked Mark the first time the two of you were in bed together; he had naturally assumed you’d respond to his teasing in a firm way, but when you had initially blushed and looked away and started to stumble over your words, he just knew he was going to have fun with you.

“Please, Mark— take me to bed and fuck me.”

“Mmm, good girl.”

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How would Michael Myers, Stu and Billy, William afton, and if you write for him, Jason Vorehees react to their female SO having small breasts/ a flat chest

I don’t actually write for Jason, so the characters will just be Billy, Stu, Michael, and William for this one. I hope this is somewhat what you were hoping for! It’s a mix of SFW and NSFW.

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Billy hasn’t ever looked at your breasts and thought “Man, I wish those were bigger” and he makes sure that you know that; Billy isn’t as gracious as Stu, but he will validate how you feel, all the while biting your breasts and mumbling something about you being dumb for asking him if he was still attracted to you even though you didn’t have big boobs. Billy likes to hold you— whether it be by the waist, a gentle grip on your neck, or a hand on your breast— especially when you’re spooning and he’s behind you; Billy will always slide his hand up your shirt and press it against your chest. Whether he has something large to hold onto or not doesn’t seem to change his perspective: frankly, he just likes tits.

If you’re feeling bad about your body, Billy can get a little awkward sometimes. He gets better at comforting you as your relationship progresses, but there are still sometimes where he looks like a lost little boy when you cry. When he sees that you’re that upset about something he can’t change with the snap of his fingers, Billy gets a little aggravated. Not with you, of course, merely at himself; that he clearly hasn’t been doing enough to show you that something like that doesn’t matter to him. He’ll find a way to make you feel better, but it’s the sort of wound that he doesn’t know how to fully heal and that will always bother him.

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Stu is an advocate for every single type of body shape, ass shape, thigh shape, breast size, etc. He will not show your breasts any less affection if they were smaller than some of the other tits that he has seen and/or had in his face. He likes to lay you on top of him and squeeze them or tease your nipples while you ride him. No matter what size your breasts are, Stu will find a way to make them jiggle while he’s fucking you anyways.

But when you’re having a bad day and all you can do is compare the way your body looks to others, Stu is actually a really good person to go to; he won’t brush it off or give a simple: “Well, I like them, so they’re fine.” Instead, he’ll listen to you talk, let you cry on his shoulder if needed, then he’ll press a few kisses along your face and tell you how beautiful he thinks you are regardless of how you’re feeling in the moment. Then, he’ll bring you something to eat that he knows will help your mood and hold you for awhile while you eat and watch a movie.

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Michael gets hard every single time that you take your shirt off. It doesn’t matter what you look like, what type of breasts you have, or what you were wearing before; he likes to look at you when you’re naked, and the thought that your boobs were small had never really even crossed his mind until you brought it up. You asked him if they were too small for him (because let’s be real, Michael is a big guy and his hands could handle some real big knockers), but when you asked him that, he sort of just tilted his head in confusion and frowned.

Whenever you’re upset about something, Michael gets distant; he doesn’t know how to comfort you, and he really doesn’t ever learn either. He sort of just gives you a pat on the head and hopes for the best. If there’s a lot on your mind and this is sort of at the forefront, all Michael can really do is hold you from behind while you’re either sitting on his lap, doing the dishes, or sleeping. Occasionally he’ll hold your breast in his hand in a sort of assuring way, but he can get a little fidgety if he’s sitting there touching you but not able to do anything else to you. But Michael wouldn’t make things strictly sexual when you’re feeling bad about your body; even he’s better than that.

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Truth be told, William is more of an ass guy anyways. While he does appreciate all shapes, sizes, and forms of breasts (he likes to pinch your nipples and see how much you can take before you beg him to stop), William loves a good ass more; even if you didn’t necessarily have a fattie, William would slap, watch, grope, kiss, bite, and lick your ass any day of the week. Whenever you’re in bed with him, he prefers that you ride him reverse cowgirl so he can watch your ass bounce up and down on him.

If you had ever been insecure that you had a flatter chest, William would sort of just brush it off; he doesn’t see anything wrong with your body, and he isn’t exactly good at the whole comforting thing (especially not right at first), but if he sees that it really bothers you that much, he’ll start to show a little extra love and appreciation for your breasts, all the while telling you something as simple as: “I think they’re perfect the way that they are. I can still kiss ‘em, suck on ‘em, bite ‘em. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”

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markhoffmans-certified-slut · 3 months

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Will Joel get a catch up chapter??? Looking forward to seeing you write for him!

Scary dog privileges anon

Yes! He will!

I went to bed at like 4AM even though I had to be up at 7, so I didn't end up adding that coming soon tag to anything yet, but I will be doing some things for Joel soon!

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markhoffmans-certified-slut · 3 months

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Friendly Reminder: My Requests Are Open!

I will be taking SFW and NSFW requests alike. The characters that I will write for include: Art the Clown, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Brahms Heelshire, Corey Cunningham, Michael Myers, Dennis Crim, Joel (from Smile!), Mark Hoffman, Mike Schmidt, William Afton, and Pinhead!

I am willing to try and write for some other characters every now and then, but I can’t promise that I will always do it. Whether it be a character I just don’t want to write for or I just don’t think I’d write the character well. Feel free to ask for more characters if you’d like, but like I said, no promises that I will include them as well; but hey, what’s the harm in asking?

Feel free to ask me whatever comes to mind. I will do as many as I can, but I cannot promise that I will get to every ask, or receive every ask. Sometimes Tumblr likes to simply eat the asks that get sent in and I never receive them. If you’re been waiting a few days and I haven’t said anything, you can try and resend the ask if you’d like to. Whenever I post a request, I will link it here. In this masterlist underneath “Requests” is where they will go. Pretty simple!

I am currently working on a few different stories, so I will do asks as I can, but when I feel braindead or stuck on a story, sometimes it’s nice to retire to something less intrusive or shorter. Plus, I like being able to write ideas people send in!

#i'm actually begging for requests #i'm writing my stories but sometimes i get bored #literally send me anything #i wont judge or anything either!

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Okay, so my last poll that I had running is finally done. It was a week long, and these are the results!

On top of a couple stories I’m working on, I will start to write a long chapter for Mark soon! Michael was so close behind, so someday soon I’ll try and do something for him as well!

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there’s a dark void inside of me that only

FAT COCK

from a

FICTIONAL SERIAL KILLER

can fill

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I'M SALIVATING PLEASE SEND MEDICAL HELP

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The Slashers Reacting to you Texting Them “Someone Called Me a Bitch”

Pairing: Slasher Men x f!reader

Notes: This was another chapter I wrote a couple of days ago and just finally finished getting all ready to be posted. I hope that you like this chapter! I thought it was kinda funny.

Characters in this chapter include: Art, Billy, Stu, Brahms, Corey, Dennis, Mark, Michael, and Pinhead.

You can find the other chapters I’ve written and will continue writing for the texting series here!

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Mike Schmidt Catch-Up Chapters {Part 1}

Pairing: Mike Schmidt x f!reader

Notes: So, the way that I am going to characterize Mike is sort of like lover-boy style. It'll make more sense as you read the chapters, but his main trait in the relationship is going to be basically "Down bad." He's everything a lover-girl (me) would ever want and he's only a figment of my imagination 💀

This is the first of a few chapters to catch up Mike Schmidt on my texting series. William Afton will be next whenever I do finish Mike's chapters! I have quite a few written, so Part 2 will be coming out soon. I hope you guys enjoy this and are excited for him to be in future chapters as well as stories :)

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#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's mike schmidt #fnaf mike schmidt #mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x reader fluff #mike schmidt x reader smut #mike schmidt x female reader #mike schmidt x female reader fluff #mike schmidt x female reader smut

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love your texting series! have you done "texting the slashers asking if they would love you if you were a worm" yet? i think it would be so funny!

As soon as I saw this, I started to think about how Mark would just be like "What the fuck is wrong with you" and that's enough for me to want to write a whole damn thing on it. I'll add this to my list as well and tag your ask when I post it!

Thank you for the idea!

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Poll Results are here!

I posted this the other night, and it has been decided by everybody who voted that I will be keeping the Fluffy February series with the characters that are already on my blog. I won't be adding any special characters for this upcoming month and I will just pick out of the characters here for the next 29 days!

I hope that everybody is excited for this idea and I will be trying to remix the characters as much as I can and give everybody some good content. If there's a character you're most excited for, feel free to message me or send me an ask and I can see if I can put them earlier in the month!

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The Slashers Responding to you Asking Them “If you Could Get Back With your Favorite Ex, Would you?”

Pairing: Slasher Men x f!reader

Notes: Okay, so I am going to be adding 2 more characters to this list, however I have a few chapters already pre-written, so I will be posting these in a timely manner and I will be posting the new characters in their catch-up chapters. For now, I hope you guys like this part!

Characters in this chapter include: Art, Billy, Stu, Brahms, Corey, Dennis, Mark, Michael, and Pinhead.

You can find the other chapters I’ve written and will continue writing for the texting series here!

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