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Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies dies at 72. RIP 🖤

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Omg thoughts on joker 2??

Hello there

Maaaaaaannn it has been a year. I apologize for the very unexpected hiatus, and to clarify that yes, I am still in it as I am not quite ready to get back into writing yet…a lot has happened peeps but I am definitely doing better now so let’s get to this question:

Ummmm at first I was kinda skeptical of a Joker movie, let alone a sequel to Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker, being a musical but the more I thought about it the more I was like, ‘wtf do you mean it makes sense’.

Singing, dancing, the fast pacing, storytelling, anything that comes with a musical could totally fit into his psyche. And possibly having Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn? I’m excited af to see it

Granted that doesn’t mean I’m not on the fence about the project but am still pretty eager to see it. I hope you see this anon and I thank you for asking! ❤️

#anon #inbox #joker #joker 2019 #hiatus #update

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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

#q

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somebody wake gina up we’re getting thor more thor

#q #b99 #thor: love and thunder

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weed day eve

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im glad you’re all talking about pirates of the caribbean, because i want it known

The plot might’ve gotten too complicated for most people to follow, but it was actually so fucking cool????

Because Davy Jones was a sailor, right? He fell in love with the sea. 

Specifically, the sea goddess Calypso. And of course, that’s already romantic, a sailor in love with the sea…

But then it gets even better. 

Because in order to be with her, he must become the ferryman of all who die at sea. And with this duty, he is then cursed, and cannot step foot on land…except, once every ten years, the only time when he can see his beloved sea goddess. 

but because the sea is wily, mischievous, playful and wicked at heart, she fails to meet him. 

and in his rage, he convinces all the pirate lords to bind her into human form. but he still loves her, and out of guilt, he carves out his own heart and stuffs it in a box full of love letters for her.

and then he goes on to abandon his duty, entrapped in his own bitterness, enslaving souls to himself and his ship…

and isn’t that the irony?

he felt abandoned and betrayed by the sea, and thus, he chose to abandon all the souls lost at sea, the people he had once sworn to protect and lead to the next life?  

THAT SHIT IS SO SICK. 

It’s so old world romantic. 

i am adamant on this. 

Pirates of the Caribbean wasn’t expected to be successful. Pirates were just not considered to be marketable anymore, they were like cowboys. 

But this movie comes along, that puts the spirit of adventure into our hearts, and has this just…love, this real affection for an epic quest centered around sailing treacherous waters and the depths of the high seas. 

Jack Sparrow, in love with the sea himself, Will Turner, the classic romantic after the damsel in distress, and Elizabeth Swann, defying that role and searching for an adventure of her own. 

It’s like a love letter to the past, to the mysteries of the ocean, the dazzling fascination, the morbid attraction, the dizzying fear that all sailors knew every time they stepped foot on a ship. 

it was an homage to some of the grand legends and stories we used to tell about the old world, a place that was fascinated with what could lie beyond vast swaths of perilous waters. 

i know 2 and 3 were complicated, but…i actually have a fondness for the lore.

i wish they would remake it, and maybe make that amazing lore more clear and less muddied by convoluted inter-politics. 

I think Davy Jones is suuuuch an interesting character, and his romance with Calypso was so thematic and fitting and so appropriate to the subject matter, and to the spirit of adventure, and it simply is not talked about enough. 

#q #pirates of the caribbean

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Ahhhh peeps I know I’ve been off and on but I promise I see your messages and requests and I will get to them as soon as I can ❤️

#adrian chase fic is getting loooooong but I like where I’m going with it #🧜‍♂️ #update

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nicole kidman’s reaction to the slap PLEASE?

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hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

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God look at that fucker 🥰

Really?

Adrian Chase/Vigilante x F!Reader 

18+/Explicit

Warnings: Small mention of blood, Smut, Little switch between sub!Adrian and dom!Adrian, Pre-established relationship, Slight praise kink, Slight choking and spitting, Language, Fluff, some unedited (lemme know if I’m missing any)

Word Count: 2.3K

A/N: Aw shit, here we go. My first Vigilante fic! 

“Hey so, like, I think we should totally fuck.”

Keep reading

#🧜‍♂️ #comment reblog #besties this is where we thirst over this one scene alone #thank you for sharing 💖

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yeah, I got some nfts... some nice fucking tits LOL

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are there actually new tumblr users or are we just memeing ourselves into a fever dream where this site is popular again like two hundred thousand people hallucinating as they die in a trench

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Thank you! I was a little nervous with my first characterization of him so I’m happy you enjoyed it ❤️

Really?

Adrian Chase/Vigilante x F!Reader 

18+/Explicit

Warnings: Small mention of blood, Smut, Little switch between sub!Adrian and dom!Adrian, Pre-established relationship, Slight praise kink, Slight choking and spitting, Language, Fluff, some unedited (lemme know if I’m missing any)

Word Count: 2.3K

A/N: Aw shit, here we go. My first Vigilante fic! 

“Hey so, like, I think we should totally fuck.”

Keep reading

#I also promise to leave Eco alone in The Evil Game #working on it rn ✌️ #comment reblog #🧜‍♂️

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why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

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“You and I are the same.”

#reiner braun #eren jaeger #shingeki no kyojin #aot #aot season 4