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Or a Topgun Maverick version

Mav as Tevye

Ice as Golde

Slider as the Rabbi

Natasha as Tzeitel

Bob as Motel

Jake as Hodel

Bradley as Perchik (Ice and Mav didn’t know the Bradshaws in this universe.)

Chava as Javy

I’m leaving Chava and Fyedka’s story out despite how much I love it because I refuse to believe Ice and/or Mav would disown a kid.

Wolf as Yente because that would be hysterical

Cain as The constable

Okay I think too much about both Topgun and Fiddler on the roof so hear me out.

fiddler on the roof au

Carol as Tzeitel

Goose as Motel

Ice as Hodel

Mav as Perchik

Wolf as Chava

Wood as Fyedka

Slider fits in somewhere

#top gun maverick #topgun #jewish tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #hangster #icemav #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #bob floyd #javy coyote machado #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #ron slider kerner

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Okay I think too much about both Topgun and Fiddler on the roof so hear me out.

fiddler on the roof au

Carol as Tzeitel

Goose as Motel

Ice as Hodel

Mav as Perchik

Wolf as Chava

Wood as Fyedka

Slider fits in somewhere

#topgun #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #rick hollywood neven #hollywolf #leonard wolfman wolfe #carol bradshaw #nick goose bradshaw #fiddler on the roof #jewblr #jewish #Jewish Tom iceman Kazansky

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Watchergate: 4/19-4/22

#watcher entertainment #watcher #steven lim #ryan bergara #shane madej #ghost files #puppet history #watchergate

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Canon Trek couples: Get marrrrrriied ☺️ stories are about communication issues grrrrrr 😖

Non-canon Trek couples: forever linked by a bond that can move planets and reshape galaxies. Stories are the most romantic shit you’ve ever seen. Some scars ache with joy

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I think the most telling aspect of what your fanbase truly wants in production value is that we all wanted a silly, low quality series about Professor Morris Ashley and Saxophone Ryan. Your fanbase is the demographic most affected by the National Debt Crisis and sadly can’t afford yet another streaming service. I know that Watcher is technically a company but you are so so much more than just a faceless media company, you are a group of creative individuals and we all know YouTube is problematic but alienating your fanbase is not going to go well.

We’re Leaving YouTube

#watcher #watcher entertainment #the rise and fall of Watcher entertainment #ghost files #puppet history #buzzfeed

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Incredible, amazing, awe inspiring. Thank you so much for sharing this!

As a fandom we do not utilize the fact Glen Powell is Polish enough since we’ve collectively decided that Ice is Polish. Here are my headcanons.

-Ice and Jake speaking Polish so they can talk shit about other people. Mostly Mav who tried to learn Polish when he and Ice started dating but failed.

-When Jake misses his family, (Glen says that he has good parents so I’m going to give him good parents.) Ice makes him come over for dinner where he makes traditional food.

-Or an alternative to the first is; while Jake was first crushing on Bradley he’d talk to his sister in Polish but Bradley knew what he was saying since Ice taught him. Bradley didn’t tell him and Jake found out two months into their relationship because Ice told him to do something in Polish and Bradley had to pick if he was more scared of an angry Jake or an angry Ice. (Ice is obviously a scarier option.)

-Jake is really into Eurovision and was absolutely livid when Jan wasn’t picked. (Because so was I.)

-Jake can handle his alcohol.

-He’s a terrible cook because the majority of Polish men do not cook.

-He played soccer as a kid and didn’t do any real work during the World Cup because Poland made it farther than usual and he was too invested.

-He loves pickles so much but forces Bradley to buy the expensive ones. (If you’re a pickle fan in America, I absolutely recommend Bubbies fyi.)

-He watched the movie Fanfik on Netflix and cried. (Super good, cheesy movie about a trans Polish teen and his partner. 10/10 I recommend.)

-Carol was also Polish so Bradley has some traditions he keeps going from her that Jake was really happy to participate in.

#topgun #jake hangman seresin #hangster #bradley rooster bradshaw #polish jake seresin #fanfic

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You know, I truly did believe that Hangster was intentionally written/acted as canon. I truly truly did believe that they were subliminally suggesting it without being explicit for sake of the viewership. I may have been overly optimistic but I do think the script points in that direction, and conceptually it would be a symbolic step towards progressing with a new more open-minded generation.

But now that Top Gun 3, only a couple years down the line, is confirmed to be starring these two characters, I’m getting afraid that they’ll flip the switch because the odds of Hollywood actually making a gay love story between them are near zero. It would’ve been far more feasible that they’d write out a gay subplot for side characters (the way Hangman and Rooster were in TG:M). I don’t think they’ll be as willing to feature a gay relationship between two leads.

Since the spotlight is on them now and they can no longer have that side character subplot, I really worry that they’ll be introducing other partners (likely women) for these guys. It’s nerve wracking to think about where they’re taking this, but the potential also makes me giddy, even though I’m fairly certain canon Hangster just won’t happen if they’re the leads.

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Goosemav is a cute ship and everything just not my top ship but I have do have one qualm with it and that is the fact it’s not called Moose. We’re missing out on a massive opportunity here people.

#topgun #goosemav #pete maverick mitchell #nick goose bradshaw #ship names

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I will never ever get over Hera and Kanan from Star Wars Rebels. They are my Star Wars version of Icemav in the way of I refuse to accept Kanan is dead. I love them so much, they are probably the best relationship in the whole Star Wars Cinematic Universe.

Also the fact that they were deadass just two people in love who both thought it was one sided that fucked is hysterical, it’s a kids show.

Also comic Hera is so pretty.

#star wars #star wars rebels #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #kanan x hera #bring him back #i cried

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Val Kilmer: Please can we make out for the plot? This movie needs gay people.

#val kilmer #and his gay schemes #an icon #topgun #tombstone #kiss kiss bang bang

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Semi accurate self portrait

#digital art #polish culture #slavic #sketch #wedding vibes #this is what I will look like at my wedding #girlhood

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Guys she’s so me.

HAZEL + sarcasm (she's autistic your honor!)

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I need psychiatric help. I’ve been having the most vivid recurring nightmares lately.

Tom Cruise is chasing me through an abandoned Mall of America trying to kill me. And when I say chasing I mean like on all fours werewolf style. And we’re in different parts of the mall always but somehow he always kills me. I just know if I ever saw that man in person I’d genuinely be scared at first.

#tom cruise #it’s because he runs with his chest out #like he’s getting ready to attack #nightmares #topgun #mission impossible #scientology #that’s probably why

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AHHHHH!! Sorry guys I’m clawing at my enclosure.

hey. don't cry. val kilmer in sexy glasses. okay?

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As a fandom we do not utilize the fact Glen Powell is Polish enough since we’ve collectively decided that Ice is Polish. Here are my headcanons.

-Ice and Jake speaking Polish so they can talk shit about other people. Mostly Mav who tried to learn Polish when he and Ice started dating but failed.

-When Jake misses his family, (Glen says that he has good parents so I’m going to give him good parents.) Ice makes him come over for dinner where he makes traditional food.

-Or an alternative to the first is; while Jake was first crushing on Bradley he’d talk to his sister in Polish but Bradley knew what he was saying since Ice taught him. Bradley didn’t tell him and Jake found out two months into their relationship because Ice told him to do something in Polish and Bradley had to pick if he was more scared of an angry Jake or an angry Ice. (Ice is obviously a scarier option.)

-Jake is really into Eurovision and was absolutely livid when Jan wasn’t picked. (Because so was I.)

-Jake can handle his alcohol.

-He’s a terrible cook because the majority of Polish men do not cook.

-He played soccer as a kid and didn’t do any real work during the World Cup because Poland made it farther than usual and he was too invested.

-He loves pickles so much but forces Bradley to buy the expensive ones. (If you’re a pickle fan in America, I absolutely recommend Bubbies fyi.)

-He watched the movie Fanfik on Netflix and cried. (Super good, cheesy movie about a trans Polish teen and his partner. 10/10 I recommend.)

-Carol was also Polish so Bradley has some traditions he keeps going from her that Jake was really happy to participate in.

#topgun #polish culture #jake hangman seresin #hangster #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #icemav #polish Tom Kazansky #polish Jake Seresin #polish Carol Bradshaw #headcanon #Jan deserved to go to Eurovision #i will die on this hill #pete maverick mitchell

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If there are 100.000 Top Gun fans, I’m one of them. If there are 100 Top Gun fans, I’m one of them. If there is 1 Top Gun fan, it’s me.

If there are no Top Gun fans, I will no longer exit.

(I love the Top Gun movies with my whole heart and will forever continue to do so.)

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I truly believe Mav doesn’t have his drivers license for the same reason I don’t and that is because he gets distracted by any plane. Ice 100% gets so stressed because of it, he lets Mav drive them to work once after he finally gets his license and never again.

That also leads Ice to be the one to teach 15 year old Bradley to drive and he was either really good at it or so bad that Slider had to step in.

#icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #ron slider kerner #topgun #top gun maverick