mynameisnotbath

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would be really funny if jenny throws a cheeky little curveball and lets belly and cam cameron be end game

#the summer i turned pretty #cam cameron

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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO" you know i hate to say it. i told you so. you know i hate to say it but, I TOLD YOU SOOOOO

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"i'm proud of who they've become but sad that i played no role"

who gave her the right to say that ??? that shit hurt

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fuck all of you, i'm having a y/n summer. gonna throw my mouse brown locks into a messy bun and put on some ugly ass glasses to cover my green orbs and find out i'm being sold to one direction

#y/n #one direction #sold to one direction

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i can't explain why but to me americans are like those boys who modify their cars to have really loud engines

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Today I saw my first Starbucks ad that had careful product placement, no words or obvious promos, and just two people having a good time.

And to that I want to say.

Fuck you Starbucks.

I know what you're doing.

Lost enough money due to supporting Israel that you've finally turned to sneakiness? Your brand suddenly isn't enough to sell? How saddening.

Like I know that brands and businesses do product placement. I know they do ads and promos. I know they do things to show their "customers"(actors) having a good time with their products. That's not just a Starbucks thing.

But what IS a Starbucks thing is the sneaky approach to it now. They were so careful to have the only logos showing being on the cups. It's subtle. And it's definitely on purpose. Trying to get you to crave both the drink and the experience.

BUT HEY.

REMEMBER.

STARBUCKS AIN'T SHIT GUYS.

IT'S BITTER, OVERROASTED COFFEE BEANS IN A CUP COVERED UP WITH ENOUGH SUGAR TO KILL A MAN.

There's no fucking way that you're going to be enjoying yourself while choking down a caramel French toast macchiato that tastes like licking a dirty brick y'all.

Also like. They're supporting genocide, so.

Maybe. Don't fall for the new promos. Okay?

Free Palestine.

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i know everyone wants it to be spencer who walks through the door but imagine if it's elle. like what a plot twist

#criminal minds #spencer reid #elle greenaway

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Somewhere, maybe in an another universe, Peter Pettigrew became a spy and a betrayer, but for the other side. Gained the trust of Voldemort and others, because be honest, what can he even do? How can he even try betray them? He's just small and scared, like a mouse. So he was almost like Snape, minus being a git to the Order.

Because, fight me on this, but Peter would never, EVER betray his friends. Never in his life. Marauders were all equal in each other's eyes. He would have rather died, than betrayed James, the one, who saw potential in him first. The one, who always stayed with him through the years, and Lily, who always made sure he was alright. Never would have framed Sirius, because despite having arguments, Sirius always was so very protective over him, almost like two brothers. Never would have left Remus alone like that, because he spent so much time with him together when Sirius and James went for Quidditch or just other jock things.

Rowling did Peter so dirty. He was brilliant. And he would never betray his friends' side.

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sorry for being incredibly fuckable due to my great tits and charming smile. idk what you want me to do about it.

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if i ever made a song, and booktok used it to romantise an abusive relationship, id lit kill my self

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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some people are so stupid they can't even see wha ts in front of them

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i'm gonna start shipping peter and regulus just because i can

ship name: drowned rat

#peter pettigrew #regulus black #peter x regulus #i fucking hate jegulus so this is me spiting you

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My roman empire is Spence with those little glasses saying "please"

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bailey annoys me as much as owen

girlie is just a hater and can't accept people being better than her because they put effort in instead of sitting complaining 24/7

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i would love it if harry potter would of been written with the same intentions and nuance as the hunger games as the hp series reallt could of been something but every comment and little thing just missed the mark and fell flat purely due to the authors own bigotry and bad writing

#harry potter #jkr sucks #fuck jkr #marauders

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men have one inconvenience and go and shave all third hair off