neilpissyrega

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

#…holy shit #the original

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#OPEN WIDE KIDS I’M GONNA GRRAAAAAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH #WKUK

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someone get the necronomicon we need Trevor back

#trevor moore #WKUK #the whitest kids u know #whitest kids u know #wkyk

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WKUK fandom come back to me… please WKUK fandom….

#WKUK #whitest kids u know #Trevor Moore

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I'm reading a book named "A Guide to The Correction of Young Gentlemen Or, The Successful Administration Of Physical Discipline To Males, By Females" - essentially, a fantasy femdom BDSM book, written in 1924 by Alice Kerr-Sutherland but first published in 1991.

It has some genuinely fascinating stuff to say about gender, and I feel like it's worth looking at/thinking about in the context of Historical Gender Stuff. This 100 year old book has the following to say:

"The truth is that some young gentlemen would rather they had been born young ladies: they cannot admit this openly, because in the male world to confess as much would lead to instant ostracism if not worse; but they cannot conceal it either, and by preferring the company of girls, and soft, feminine clothing, and by flinching during the rough pursuits to which all boys, willing or no, are occasionally heirs, they attract opprobrium."

"Such boys weep too readily for their fellows' tastes - weeping is a great crime among boys unless it is generally admitted that circumstances left little choice - and are hounded for that reason."

"Just as there are girls who had rather been boys - we all know examples of the type - there are boys who, in a kinder world, would have been born into the gender more suited to their dispositions."

"Many young people of this sort are riven with a guilt they do not deserve but have been forced, by the conventions of society, to adopt; they are confused, ashamed and thoroughly unhappy."

"The ideal thing to do would be to treat these cases on their merits, send them to girls' schools, and so on. (The same thing should happen with those girls who would rather be young gentlemen.) Boys of this sort are girls in any case-in all respects save one."

"Most subjects of this sort have a secret name - a girl's name."

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gatekeepers of subcultures are so funny because they’re like “oh.. you listen to pissfart? pissfart’s not glorbo, poser. you’re not a real glorbo, stop trying to associate yourself with the glorbo community” and then you look pissfart up and it’s like “pissfart was the trailblazer of the glorbo subculture, and defined the subculture as a whole. the lead singer was named glorbo mcglorbulous”

#text post #txt #this came to me in a dream #idk what i’m doing #i’m just yapping #tbh #text

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more wkuk posting thank you to the four people who like my wkuk content I love u

#wkuk #the whitest kids u know #whitest kids u know #trevor moore #wkyk

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MY APOLOGIES FOR THIS HORRIFIC JOKE… 💀

#trevor moore #wkuk #the whitest kids u know #whitest kids u know #wkyk

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Hello there! My large Gaza family is filled with love and warmth, and losing them is a tremendous loss. I appreciate your efforts and time in reading my plea. I never expected to find myself in this situation.It is incredibly challenging to navigate these circumstances as an independent woman proud of her financial independence, finding herself in this dire situation.I understand the value of every donation and the effort behind it. I assure you that all funds will be strictly used for the evacuation of my sisters and my parents. I will personally bear any additional expenses incurred.Your support will make a significant difference in alleviating the suffering of my family and ensuring that my sisters and my parents receive the care they urgently need. As time ticking away translates to lives lost in Gaza I'm here and ready to answer any questions or concerns you may have. Don't hesitate to reach out and connect with me🍉🇵🇸

I don’t have any funds of my own to donate sadly but I will post this so you will hopefully have more visibility

donate to this person !

#palestine #free palestine #free gaza #donations appreciated #donate if you can

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it would be funny if every day we were allowed to commit one specific crime

it would be like the purge, but lamer

and every day the crime you’re allowed to do changes

like “hey dude we can commit tax fraud today let’s go”

“oh sweet what do we have tomorrow?”

“we can legally smoke weed tomorrow”

“awesome”

#text #this came to me in a dream #text post #txt

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WKUK posting again

#whitest kids u know #the whitest kids u know #WKUK #Trevor Moore #zach cregger #darren trumeter #sam brown #Timmy Williams #twkuk #whitest kids you know

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love it when songs fade out and make me think they’ve ended and then boom come back for another two minutes of song. oh you sly bastard

#text #thoughts

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starting a collection,.. love this genre of man… the white twink with brown hair and nerd glasses

#neil cicierega #mikey way #darren trumeter #charlie slimecicle #white men #I love these dudes

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Just because we aren't seeing more posts about Palestine, doesn't mean the genocide has stopped. Let's keep Praying and speaking up for Gaza, Palestine.

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The toker: why so yurious

#txt post #text post #txt #text