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no toxic cod bros it’s not the “new fans.” theyve been shoving these homos faces together like barbie dolls since 2011.
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just spent like 45 minutes trying to befriend a stray kitten (which included slowly following it around and laying on the concrete to coax it out from underneath a car) and i think thats very alex keller of me
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just a baby :((
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yall have we considered ghoap but theyre eros and psyche
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Anon again. Gently embarrassed as yes, I see now lol. That's what I get for not having a spotify (I used the good ol' "look the songs up on youtube from the posts" method, which clearly has flaws) combined with poor tumblr reading comprehension.
I hope you get to play it someday! MW19 will never be a good sell for video game adverse parents lol. Warcrimes simulator. But it's so cinematic that honestly you're getting all of the good parts via youtube anyway, the only difference is you get to be annoying as player!Alex and run around her in person.
Faralex killing me. Did not expect to be hit with an OTP three levels in but what can you do?
nah, don’t be embarrassed! great minds think alike.
and i would like to play it at some point! if it gives u any idea just how video game adverse my parents are, the only console we have is a wii from 2006, and the only games we have for it are wii sports and about 5 years worth of just dance. i had to fight for my life for them to let me get minecraft when i was THIRTEEN lmao
also, if it wasnt already obvious, yes i was one of those kids who wasnt allowed to watch spongebob. my parents said it would make me stupid.
i would love to run around as alex and bother her 😔
and yeah faralex is. ough. oh my god. RAHH they make me insane
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wdym alex didnt “fold quickly” HE BLEW HIMSELF UP FOR HER 😭
some of my favorite pics of farah from my farah pinterest board because our wife is so gorgeous
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she so….. 🤭
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i need her
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her side profile makes me crazy
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GIRL IN THE PEARL EARRING????? farah karim i wont u
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some of my favorite pics of farah from my farah pinterest board because our wife is so gorgeous
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she so….. 🤭
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i need her
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her side profile makes me crazy
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GIRL IN THE PEARL EARRING????? farah karim i wont u
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justice for the piercings soap had to let close up when he joined the military 😔✊ let him have his septum ring back
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what did they do to him….. my poor baby boy…….. he looks like A Creature i cant take it
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As a fellow Farah Karim Enjoyer (I just started MW19 and roughly 70% of my steam screenshots are just... Pictures of her. Very Normal Gamer Behavior.) I come bearing a song that reminds me of her! Because I like your playlist a lot.
Dear Arkansas Daughter by Lady Lamb
Uuuuuh "my heart is full of swords"..... yeah.
i so feel u on the pics of her. im broke and my parents hate video games so i cant play the games (playthroughs on yt ftw) but uh
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yknow. im very normal.
also! dear arkansas daughter is already on the playlist B) i too like it a lot
the “you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes” is sooo faralex coded
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chag sameach he has his matzoh brittle
happy passover !!
during this holiday, a celebration of freedom, it is important to remember those who are currently fighting to be free.
do your click, free palestine!
donate to gofundmes if you can!
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JOHN SOAP MACTAVISH???
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thinking about how alex called farah “cuz” 😭
bro has a big fat crush and does NOT know how to handle it
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omg i love ur blog :3
can i use ur frankenstien's monster könig idea (with a little twist of my own smirks evilly)
thank uu!! and yeah for sure! im planning to draw some things for it, but u can totally use it :3
tag me when u post it i would love to see!!
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rip rozlin “roze” helms you would have loved commentary youtuber chad chad
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when people draw soap and someone grabs his face and his cheeks go squish… yeag
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someone followed this blog just now and i peeped at their blog a lil (which i tend to do just for funsies lol) and i quickly realized that they are a MASSIVE terf. to that person, you know who you are; take a long walk off a short pier. or a cliff, i’m not picky.
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she should be at the club
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