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On Hiatus

It genuinely pains me to do this. I love making this weekday comic, rain or shine. Life has gotten in the way in the past… family emergencies, untenable medical situations. Usually I organise some guest strips. Maybe do some reruns. Not this time. I’m struggling, and I don’t know when the comic will be back. Sooner rather than later, I hope. But I’m in the hole. Something has to give.…

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#hiatus

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Forever Twenty-One, Pt 5

Imagine the soggs!

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#2021 #continuity #five innovations #futurists with no self-awareness #graphite flakes that won&039;t go soggy in milk

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Forever Twenty-One, Pt 4

Imagine the real estate possibilities!

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#2021 #continuity #five innovations #futurists with no self-awareness #radioactive forty-foot wide stuffed olives

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Forever Twenty-One, Pt 3

Imagine the crabs!

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#2021 #continuity #crabs #five innovations #futurists with no self-awareness

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Forever Twenty-One, Pt 2

Imagine the efficiency!

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#2021 #a reloading machine for a gun that fires cabbages #continuity #five innovations #futurists with no self-awareness

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Forever Twenty-One, Pt 1

Forever Twenty-One, Pt 1

Imagine the connectivity!

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#2021 #bluetooth-enabled wheat #continuity #five innovations #futurists with no self-awareness

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The Beginning Of All Suffering (This Calendar Year)

I want to meet the maker in a proper suit and shoes / I’m lying, let ’em find the body with the loot removed

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#2021 asked me to hold its beer #continuity #nye 2021 #oh no #the worst year in recent memory

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The End Of All Suffering (This Calendar Year)

The End Of All Suffering (This Calendar Year)

I want a flaming arrow shot into a creeping raft / I’m kidding I just want the cheapest shit you people have

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#continuity #grab a shovel and tuck me in #i literally don&039;t remember 2016 #lie face-down in the dirt #nye 2021

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Ungovernable Atoms

did you KNOW you can ORGANISE your SHIRTS

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#diet of pills and powders #it is cool #magic the gathering #organising things #sisyphus

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On Par

like noughts and crosses! or chess

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#golf #golf is a solved game #starty bit #symbiotic relationship #the endgame hole

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You Won't Believe Your Eyes

MORTAL MINDS CANNOT CONCEIVE OF THE CAPITALIST DELIGHTS ON OFFER

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#ahhhh #hello #post-christmas specials #the savings have become my eyes #what did you buy

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Xmas Burnout, Pt 3

IT’S THE MOST, TIRING TIME, OF THE YEAAAAR

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#continuity #go away #i really am very tired #i&039;m happier than i seem i promise #xmas 2020

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Xmas Burnout, Pt 2

What do I get for Christmas? Multiple days off! In which to feel exhausted!

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#continuity #go away #i really am very tired #i&039;m happier than i seem i promise #xmas 2020

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Xmas Burnout, Pt 1

What do I get for Christmas? Exhausted!

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#continuity #go away #i really am very tired #i&039;m happier than i seem i promise #xmas 2020

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Surpassed

It’s okay. The currency I used to pay for it isn’t real either!

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#consumer and business services #floating powerless upon the river of linear time #my fault yes #season pass #yes it&039;s me again

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Carpload

what’s the minimum amount of understanding required for successful mimesis?

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#carp #carp twitter #twitter #twitter carp #yes yes

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Fix It In Post

Fix It In Post

I’m sorry, what am I trying to say? Am I for or against medical imaging? What?

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#3d-printed #cad #medical imaging #photoshop #x-rays