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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

#jessica #for when i need to be cheered up

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

#absolutely amazing #Shoshana #for when i need to be cheered up #future reference #ideas

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just destroying Tighnari with puns once again 👌

#i love this #genshin impact #gi tighnari #gi cyno #cynonari #Sarah #for when i need to be cheered up #comics

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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dating advice: get yourself a yapper

#aww #genshin impact #gi scaramouche #gi wanderer #gi childe #gi wriothesley #gi neuvillette #chiscara #wriolette #for when i need to be cheered up

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finally finishes one pic of them.. months later 🦦🐺

#aww #genshin impact #gi neuvillette #gi wriothesley #wriolette #for when i need to be cheered up #Sarah #Bex

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

#d&d #future reference #ideas #for when i need to be cheered up

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#video #music

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#i knew like 0.1 seconds after i clicked on it #music #video #dammit internet #for when i need to be cheered up

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movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….

girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.

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dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered

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Went back and finished this sketch. No one can stop me from making be more chill posters

#ooohhh #be more chill #bmc jeremy heere #bmc squip #for when i need to be cheered up

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I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

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"ONI COMIN' THROUGH!!"

#genshin impact #gi itto #gi lumine #gi traveler #gi ushi #I DIDN'T EVEN SEE PAIMON THE FIRST TIME LOL #gi paimon #for when i need to be cheered up #Sarah

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happy (late) birthday scaramouche!

#ooh this is so pretty!!! #i love winged aether #genshin impact #gi scaramouche #gi wanderer #gi aether #gi traveler #scaraether #future reference #ideas #for when i need to be cheered up