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Happy two year anniversary to me Staring At My TV In Complete And Utter Dumbfoundedness as it was revealed that Emperor Belos was, in fact Philip Wittebane, just as I had theorized

#the owl house #emperor belos #philip wittebane #toh #elsewhere and elsewhen #happy birthday to the episode that CHANGED EVERYTHING #belos #toh season 2 #i speak words

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ok fine maybe i DID come back wrong. what are you going to do about it. kill me? put me back in the ground? after all this effort? all this pain and suffering only to find out bringing me back wasn't worth it after all? you worked so hard. are you going to waste all of that just because im not what you wanted? just because i belong only to myself? are you going to let me pick out my own coffin

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pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

#this could have stopped the conflict of the owl house

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Day 25: Fav Theory

Based on Hunter's eye color and nose shape, we can deduce that, since nobody else in the show has magenta eyes and eyes were such a prominently featured picture on the grimwalker page, that Hunter must be a grimwalker. Since Hunter has a hook nose, he must be a grimwalker clone of the brother! And look at how tiny Belos's pointed ears are! He must've cut them and, it'd be real funny if his nose got broken from getting punched in the face, but that's completely hypothetical. Anyway, his nose, matches Philip's AND HE HAS A PONYTAIL and was using a PHILIPS SCREWDRIVER!!!

And, oh god, it's so tragic how he must've accidentally killed his brother at Eclipse lake, since there's another set of footprints that are identical to his own in the journal entry. No wonder he made Hunter. He just wanted to be with his brother again!

#oh whoops I entirely did not read the tags 😅 #regardless I’m glad this exists #last reblog I promise #fanon beloctober #the owl house

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Day 25: Fav Theory

Based on Hunter's eye color and nose shape, we can deduce that, since nobody else in the show has magenta eyes and eyes were such a prominently featured picture on the grimwalker page, that Hunter must be a grimwalker. Since Hunter has a hook nose, he must be a grimwalker clone of the brother! And look at how tiny Belos's pointed ears are! He must've cut them and, it'd be real funny if his nose got broken from getting punched in the face, but that's completely hypothetical. Anyway, his nose, matches Philip's AND HE HAS A PONYTAIL and was using a PHILIPS SCREWDRIVER!!!

And, oh god, it's so tragic how he must've accidentally killed his brother at Eclipse lake, since there's another set of footprints that are identical to his own in the journal entry. No wonder he made Hunter. He just wanted to be with his brother again!

#oh fuck we’re suddenly back in 2021 #not that I’m complaining btw. TAKE ME THE HELL BACK #the owl house

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brother i’m going to be honest with you. i don’t give a fuck if he’s “redeemable” or not. what is this, the checkout counter? he’s not a fucking COUPON!!!!!

#looks pointedly at the owl house fandom

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Quick lyric comic to “The moon will sing” by The Crane Wives! Wittebane angst hits hard today 👉🏻👈🏻

#OUCHIE :( #this is so good this song fits so well #the owl house #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #evelyn clawthorne #fanart

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"the grimwalker subplot in toh was unnecessary and brought nothing to the narrative and-" listen man i don't CARE i do not CARE belos obsessively trying to recreate his dead brother willingly reliving his worst memory over and over again because he cannot accept that his most beloved person can have a life beyond their relationships because he is so fucking self-centered is the most interesting plot not only in toh but in the all history of disney animation. you guys just Don't Get It and also hate fun. yeah. sorry

#half the fun I had in the owl house fandom was dissecting Belos #WHY IS HE LIKE THAT. HES SO INTERESTING. HES SO FUCKED UP. I HATE HIM. IM PUTTING HIM UNDER A MICROSCOPE #grimwalker plot GOOD #study villains guys it’s a lot of fun #emperor belos #philip wittebane #the owl house

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No I will not apologize for the continued Nimona spamming. No I will never stop making Owl House memes.

#this is so fucking real #the owl house #nimona #ballister boldheart #eda clawthorne

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pearl steven universe meets lilith owl house

virgo showdown: lilith is thrilled to meet a woman who is even less mentally sound than her. they’re weird about shitty infomercial cleaning supplies, your honor.

#GOD THIS IS SO REAL #the ace/lesbian obsessive cleaning duo everyone needs #su pearl #steven universe #the owl house #lilith clawthorne #fanart

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They gossip together Dana told me

#we were robbed of Gus and Amity friendship they like never interacted #the owl house #amity blight #gus porter #fanart

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Haunting the Narrative Round 1

Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!

#VOTE CALEB #CALEB IS THE CATALYST FOR THE ENTIRW FUCKING PLOT OF THE OWL HOUSE #WITHOUT CALEB THERE WOULD BE NO OWL HOUSE!!!!

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SHIT IM A DAY LATE

HAPPY TWO YEARS!!!!

oh yeah happy one year since this bastard first debuted on the owl show

thanks for completely shattering the fandom homeboy

#two years… two years since I went insane… #philip wittebane #the owl house

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Me when tragic siblings:

#the wittebanes…..

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whoever popularized the “amity wants hunter dead” fanon is literally my worst enemy. like look at this. they’re buddies. imagine being wrong about Everything

and the fact that amity is second to the airship before they realize that hunter wasn’t actually taken.. she does not hate that boy!! they are friends!!!

#literallyyy #they are besties #pals chums even #the owl house #amity blight #toh hunter

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"Omg wittebane lore is so interesting!"

#OH MY FUCKING GOD /POS #CRYINF #the owl house #caleb wittebane #evelyn clawthorne #philip wittebane #fanart

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Philip Wittebane is so funny because he is all scientific, ahead of time, literally invented quantum physics in 17TH CENTURY, created artificial magic and artificial staffs, has laboratory on creating grimwalkers, has built a gigantic portal, yet this man is so bigoted he thinks witches are evil despite living on BI for 400 years

#he’s smart but he’s also a fucking loser #studying him under the microscope #the owl house #emperor belos