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pixl404 · 4 months

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Me, an artificer, using the homunculus servant for the first time: *describes a hideous amalgamation of meat, an absolute nightmare of a being and an insult to any idea of morality*

Cleric: WHAT IN THE SACRED FUCK IS THAT?!?!

Me: ... Bob.

Cleric: YOU NAMED THAT ABHORRENCE?

Me: ... You know what... I think youre right, making him like this was wrong....

Cleric: .........so?

Me: *pulls out flamethrower* Guess i have to try a again.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #artifcer shenanigans #why am i like this #oh the humanity #bob #this is an insult to reason #akira stile baby

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pixl404 · 6 months

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Silly story i wrote in my free time

#horror #horrible histories #short story

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pixl404 · 10 months

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So i have this sword that i made for fencing using a cow bone i found once and the other day i was talking to a friend of mine about it and my dad (who was also there and helped me make it) said "Yeah the hard part was convincing the cow" and im still laughing my ass off cause it's not only a funny prhase but it also implies that the cow eventually said "Damn that does sound like a cool sword".

#fencing #artwork #sword #swords #meme

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pixl404 · 1 year

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@gerolau it kind of angers me that the engraving technic is never portraid in art posts it's been perfectionated trough the studies of countless artists evolving and ramificating since Japan samurai era yet no one know about it

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pixl404 · 1 year

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Moth Enderman! Turn Endermen into fuzzy cryptids. Get it from Caninegray on PlanetMinecraft or the link in the notes!

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pixl404 · 2 years

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Uhm hello everyone... I'm new on this Tumblr stuff...

Can someone help me find... Well i dont know what i'm looking for to be true...

I've just got out of some really bad situations in my personal life and i don't know what to do anymore. I feel like i'm resting on a garden, surrounded by flowers and yet from among all the infinite beuty of this place... I don't belong here, or anywhere.

So here i am, feeling alone while i'm surrounded by people...

Please, if this is on someones sight, just respond... Anything, i just need contact

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