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popeyeschickensandwichnopickle · 6 months

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I KEEP SEEING IT I AM SO ANGRY PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

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popeyeschickensandwichnopickle · 6 months

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"when I heard the song in the credits I literally came" - a wise man

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popeyeschickensandwichnopickle · 6 months

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SHAGGIAM AFTON

So I watched the FNaF movie with my gf and why the FUCK is William not the hot guy that he's always drawn as?? WHY IS HE SHAGGY BUT NOT?? WHY IS HE AN OLD MAN?? LOOK AT THE COMICS/GRAPHIC NOVELS. HOW IS THAT THE SAME PERSON?? WHAT TIME DOES THIS TAKE PLACE??

also we're mad that matpat was a waiter and that's all he did. Like dude this guy is amazing and all he does is be a waiter??

He did say theory though so yk everything is better

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popeyeschickensandwichnopickle · 6 months

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I hate every single person who is overly satisfied with the springlocks scene in the fnaf movie fuck each and every single one of you they disappointed me so much with it, the springlocks are all over the suit not just in the torso and there is no way he would not be screaming, idgaf if his "lungs were punctured" you literally drown in your own blood from screaming if you get springlocked and they could have done so much better, I hope they end up fixing the design of springlocks bc they look like shit and don't function how they're supposed to

#popeyeschickensandwichnopickle #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf spoilers #springlock suit #springlock #springtrap

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popeyeschickensandwichnopickle · 6 months

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i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly

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popeyeschickensandwichnopickle · 6 months

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My critical review of the FNAF movie, as a lifelong fan of the franchise.

Alright I just saw the FNAF movie and I have some SHIT to say, some good some bad I think this will probably be very controversial.

PURELY JUST MY OPINION

SPOILERS AHEAD

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Alright so the good parts:

1. I really liked Josh Hutcherson's acting and he made a great Mike, his relationship with Abbie was real and I liked his friendship with Vanessa through the movie.

2. I also really liked the dream sequence with the spirits communicating to him through his memories, I thought that was very interesting and well done.

3. Seeing Matpat was a very pleasant surprise and I understand Mark couldn't have been there because of his work on Iron Lung but maybe in the next movie he could have a role. I also saw someone complaining about how Matpat says "it's just a theory" in the film and I just wanted to comment on it and say that you should be grateful he got to be in the film in the first place, and what's the problem with him saying his signature line, me and the rest of the theater loved it.

4. End credits song was peak I'm so glad the living tombstone made it into the movie and hopefully they continue putting fnaf songs in the credits in the future if there indeed will be a trilogy.

5. The animatronics were absolutely beautiful and done so well, their movements and articulation was perfect and I loved them.

6. Vanessa is Elizabeth twist is awesome and has so much lore significance. I'm really glad to see something big like that in the movie rather than just taking concepts from the games and books and throw them all together. That gave me the idea of Vanessa's mother potentially starting the pizzaplex in the future due to the "higher ups" in the pizzaplex in security breach personally recommending her for the job.

Now the bad:

1. Springlocks.

I strongly disliked how they designed the springlocks and how they were set off in the movie. The design doesn't at all correlate with how they are supposed to look and be used, and it only covers the torso. Springlocks are supposed to be everywhere in the suit, all limbs, torso, and head. But they were only in the chest cavity of the old animatronics and spring bonnie, which isn't a huge problem it's just something that could have definitely been improved on. They also had different functionality, these springlocks looked like they wouldn't hold back the endoskeleton at all and are instead purely made for killing, which there would have been no reason for with these suits. I much prefer the windup design of springlocks that hold back all the parts inside the suits from collapsing inward, as described in the books.

2. The springlocks scene itself.

On top of the springlocks being different which I also didn't like in the scene, the way they did it with his helmet off is really upsetting. I get that it was probably so you could see expressions of pain and the look in his eyes, but it robbed us of a possible springlocks scene that could have been similar to the "one audio" I'm sure most diehard fnaf fans have heard, or the audio by "NLGL10n3I" which is done absolutely beautifully and would have made for a perfect springlocks scene. It would have been much better if it was muffled and you just saw the convulsions and blood from the suit snapping back into place.

4. "I always come back."

I really disliked how this line was delivered and just think it could have been said better, him being able to put his helmet on makes little sense to me because of the restrictions on his muscles the springlocks would have had, but it's not the worst thing.

5. The animatronics being "brainwashed."

I really didn't like the idea that the kids just didn't remember that afton was the one who had killed them, because they held onto that a lot in the games and stuff. So Abbie needing to put a drawing on the wall to show that "bad guy is bad" was pretty upsetting and didn't make any sense.

6. The fort scene.

I get it, they're kids, but they're not supposed to be like regular kids. They were murdered, and they're pissed about it, they don't care about anything other than getting revenge for their deaths or inflicting pain. It was also cringey, which they did to appeal to the audience I guess and it makes sense cause it's a pg13 movie but it still didn't fit the vibe of the rest of the film at all.

7. The film rating.

I understand that a lot of the audience isn't old enough to watch a rated R movie in theaters but it could have at least been rated MA. That being said, they got away with a lot more than I thought they could with the cupcake mauling the guy's face off and the girl being bitten completely in half. They could have not done so much with their deaths though and redirected it towards the springlocks scene, I'd much rather the rest of the kills be more mediocre and have an amazing springlocks death than have a mid springlocks death and some decent kills.

8. The blade whirring freddy mask.

I think the concept of a murder device in the pizzeria could have been done much better than just a mask with some spinning blades. A better idea for that would be a springlocks suit, assuming we didn't have the shit springlocks we got in the movie and had the ones that had to be wound back to hold back the suit. They did something similar with the clown animatronic that Chica tried to shove Abbie into, but it would be a lot better as a suit you wake up inside of and have to carefully unwind in order to open up the chest to escape, and to try not to set off the springlocks would have made for a much more suspenseful scene with opportunity to scare the audience by springlocking the suit just after Mike had escaped from part of or all of inside the suit.

Something similar to this is in the books, Charlie is trapped inside of a suit with springlocks that she has to carefully unwind to get free from. Mike could have learned how to do that through Vanessa when she points them out to him in the back closet.

9. The power and cameras.

I know it wasn't going to be like the games in that sense, but the cameras were used very little and there could have been some scenes where we could see, even as a little thing you'd just catch if you were looking, like animatronics moving through the pizzeria.

The power also was vastly different and just went on the fritz a couple times where Mike had to flip the breaker off and on, instead of the building running on a generator with a specific amount of power for the night.

10. No Markiplier :(

Self explanatory

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The last one was a joke but that's overall my critical review of the movie, would and will absolutely watch again for things I missed and to look at things better. Please let me know your different thoughts on the movie and what you think.