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The Circus is in town, The Circus is always in town.

#fae #otherworld #port aossi #weird #the circus #circus

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The gargoyles that rest atop Town Hall come alive at night.

#fae #otherworld #port aossi #weird #gargoyles

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Update: The mayor has said the cost to exit the aquarium will be $13 for adults and a block of cream cheese for children. Though he recommends adults “donate” a block of cream cheese as well.

This just in, the mayor has made an announcement, though reports say he was quite pale while doing so-“Great news! We will be using city funds to build an aquarium! Thank you, that is all.”

Well that’s odd, aren’t we suppose to vote on stuff like this?

#fae #otherworld #weird #mayor #aquarium #news #ocean #location #map #port aossi #update

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Congratulations everyone! The petition for iron clock hands has went through!

There is a petition to bring in an iron-smith to create iron clock hands for the town clock tower. It is the hope that with iron hands the clock will actually keep time.

#fae #otherworld #weird #iron #clock tower #petition #location #map #port aossi #announcement

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The post office is a Liminal Space, know that it is normal for packages to be lost and found and lost and found and lost and found and lost and found and lost and found-

#port aossi #fae #otherworld #weird #liminal spaces #post office

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This just in, the mayor has made an announcement, though reports say he was quite pale while doing so-“Great news! We will be using city funds to build an aquarium! Thank you, that is all.”

Well that’s odd, aren’t we suppose to vote on stuff like this?

#port aossi #fae #otherworld #weird #mayor #aquarium #news

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There is a petition to bring in an iron-smith to create iron clock hands for the town clock tower. It is the hope that with iron hands the clock will actually keep time.

#port aossi #fae #otherworld #weird #iron #clock tower #petition

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Remember, the Old Ones inhabitanted this land long before us and it will still be theirs long after us.

#port aossi #fae #otherworld #weird #the old ones

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If you see lights out on the sea at night, it’s fine, they’re just boats. Just. Boats.

#port aossi #otherworld #fae #weird #lights #ocean #boats #warning

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On a totally unrelated note, the Police Department is hosting a raffle, winner gets a coupon for the removal of 3 speeding tickets.

The speed limit sign on Brute Road changes, so pay attention.

#port aossi #fae #otherworld #weird #warning #police department

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The speed limit sign on Brute Road changes, so pay attention.

#port aossi #fae #otherworld #weird #warning #change

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Notice: from the Lost and Found office, they have a Found Item that is someone’s thigh holster for a knife, the knife was not found with the holster. They would like to remind everyone that it’s important to write or stamp your preferred name (nickname) or your number onto your possessions, especially the ones you carry around regularly.

#port aossi #notice #lost and found #otherworld #fae #weird

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Reminder: If anyone out there has decided to move here, you can pick up your randomly generated number at the Post Office (located on Main St.) It’s highly recommend you use this number or a nickname, the insurance office does not cover disappearances if you use your Real Name.

#port aossi #rules #reminder #real name #nicknames #number #post office #otherworld #fae #weird

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When The Fog rolls in from the ocean, go inside, close your curtains, do not look out.

#port aossi #warning #the fog #ocean #otherworld #weird #fae #psa

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There is a parking lot to the Southeast of town just across the road from the Tucker’s corn field. It’s known as the Lost Lot, if you leave you’re car there (or anything really) over night it will be Lost. Sometimes they’re Found, but not always.

#port aossi #location #map #southeast #the lost lot #parking lot #otherworld #fae #weird #lost and found

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Tuck jr. (son of Tuck Sr.) has a farm to the Southeast of town, though he only farms corn. It floods every year, do not enter after the flood. Before the flood Something Else makes its home in the corn. Do not enter before the flood. Do not enter Tucker’s corn field.

#port aossi #location #map #southeast #the corn field #corn #fae #otherworld #weird #the tuckers farm

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Update: this is a reminder that the Mountains do Not enjoy being referred to as “hills”.

There is a swamp to the Southwest, with mountains behind the swamp, the name of the mountain range changes currently its~*^%#@**$

hmm..it appears the current name isn’t pronounceable with a human tounge. For now just refer to them simply as “mountains” or point towards them.

#location #map #the swamp #the mountains #otherworld #weird #southwest #fae #update #not hills