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A lot of Adam's behaviour makes sense when you realise that because of Lilith (and probably Eve) leaving him, he's the OG of divorced dads

#hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #hazbin lilith #hazbin eve #hazbin lucifer #hazbin lute

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Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

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"you're a sick individual" actually i'm part of a sick union. there's quite a few of us i'm afraid.

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I like to think he starts every meeting like this

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chimera

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

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CW; transphobia, Elon Musk, Caitlin Jenner

It's tough being autistic and queer without it being co-opted by shitty people

#irish comedy #actually autistic #comedy #neurodivergent #stand up #autistic community #lgbtq #ireland #lgbt pride #trans rights #trans pride #transgender #neuroqueer #elongated muskrat

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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i used to think u and tim burton were the same guy. how does that make u feel?

Like you're easy to confuse....?