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Dog owners to cat owners be like “oh you just haven’t found the right dog yet.”
“It’s a phase you’ll grow out of it”
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I love sitting in the sun. It’s like having a dry shower
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To the monsters under my bed reaching for my uncovered foot. Could you give me a massage while you’re at it? It’s been a long day
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Me talking to my bf’s parents: Soooo, did you go out of your way to traumatise him or did it happen Naturally?
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Snail fits the description as it was confirmed during the transportation between homes (Nazareth to Bethlehem) she seemed quite sluggish.
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Do you like the music from that era or do you like the music from the time you weren’t stressed all the time?
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Why do they stop giving you the tasty medicine when you’re an adult?
WHERE IS MY ILLEGALLY PINK ANTIBIOTICS?!
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Left the washing to be put away tomorrow and here it is… tomorrow…
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That feeling when you can’t put something into words but you’re so out of it you can’t even put it into thought.
#meirl#work life#send help I still have five hours on my shift#coffee didn’t help#what am I even doing with life
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Just existing makes my back ache
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Me before biting my vampire bestie on the neck: no haemo ;)
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How rude that I’m not getting paid for hours I didn’t work
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Screw zodiac signs. What was your braking point in Les Misérables?
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When you are as old as me you only feel your age around your birthday. After that you’re just another blob with taxes
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Why do people start prepping dinner at 1? Like it’s only a meal maybe you need to calm down
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Before you get a religion let me give you a few heads up before you decide it’s really what you want.
1. They need your attention all the time. Say goodbye to weekend sleep ins because you have to hear someone go on and on about something that doesn’t make sense, to which you’ll most likely reply “mmm interesting”
2. They really struggle to make friends. No matter how many religions you find that are similar to them they’re “playing the game wrong” so they’re now worst enemies.
3. Everything in your day to day life becomes difficult. You go to do a task and they start crying because “that’s not how you’re supposed to do it”
4. The constant mood swings one day gay marriage isn’t ok the next day it’s fine, but don’t be fooled, they’ll be back to hating it by next week
5. Yep they still crave your attention. Take one minute to yourself and it’s all “you don’t love me anymore!”
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