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STU'S PARTY MIX HAS ARRIVED

When ur trying to make a party mix but ur boyfriend says no weezer:

This is an obnoxious collection of 90's hip hop and funk rock because he's an obnoxious 90's douchebag. Bone apple tit!

NOTES:

Requests from Tatum: Fantasy, Deceptacon, Groove is in the heart (Stu isn't cool enough to listen to Le Tigre)

Song vetoed by both Billy & Tatum: The Thong Song

Songs Stu likes to sing while he dances with Tatum and looks at Billy: Sweat, Livin la vida loca, Pony

Songs that make Billy cringe to death because they're extremely cheesy and Stu isn't subtle: Sweat, Livin la vida loca, Pony

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Hello, my contribution to the scream sluts today is my love (and over analyzation) of this moment:

Stu looking away when Billy looks back

And then him immediately looking back because he can’t help himself and can pretend he wasn’t caught staring

Billy’s not so subtle hint of a hidden smile when Stu meets his eyes

The glamours robe

Billy shuffling around, very obviously on an adrenaline high

Billy probably chewing on the chunk of his tongue he bit off when Tatum floored his ass

I don’t know how they weren’t found out yet.

“Oh, Billy and Stu? They’re just eye-fucking, it’s what they do. Queer? No, why?”

What typa weird foreplay is this?

Oh, yeah I murdered your girlfriend. Now i’m gonna edge myself by letting you talk to me before I have the driest sex known to man then i’m gonna let us climax by killing her and her father and eye-fucking some more before I call 911.

GOD Billy just have sex with him already! You really don’t need to jump through hoops to grind your ass on Stu’s dick, he’s perpetually horny, and everyone knows that you’re a manlover/Stulover. STOP REPRESSING YOURSELF.

Meanwhile, Stu is rocking a full fledged boner with no shame. No need to pan down, we are aware.

AAHAHAAH thank you for this, oh lord I agree with everything here.

additions:

Billy doin that hella autism blink in this gif. Post-kill adrenaline af

The bouncy eyebrows look he gives Stu right after jumpscaring Sid = "I just killed your girlfriend and oh my god I'm so horny"

"Oh, yeah I murdered your girlfriend. Now i’m gonna edge myself by letting you talk to me before I have the driest sex known to man then i’m gonna let us climax by killing her and her father and eye-fucking some more before I call 911." ----- THIS SUMMARY. THE DRIEST SEX. You really, really fucking nailed it.

He's like "oh my god I cant wait for the knife play, but first I'm gonna cuck Stu- will I enjoy it? No, absolutely not"

GLAMOROUS ROBE

tbh I refuse to believe they aren't already fucking. The level of repression this man is working with? He's not grinding on Stu in that kitchen unless he's already had that shit up his ass. He could just be fucking Stu but he likes the WEIRD ASS FOREPLAY. Next time he's not gonna fuck the girl tho. He's learned his lesson on that I think.

Also: Billy full on punching Stu in the boner and Stu laughing abt it, then watching him walk upstairs with love in his dumb eyes

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Literally like??

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“Stu was a pussy ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis? What the fuck! Jesus! What a rat-lookin’, homo-repressed mama’s boy!”

rewatching Scream 2, can’t believe I forgot about the canon scene where billy and stu are proclaimed fruity smh

#scream #scream 2 #stuilly #billy loomis #stu macher #randy meeks #slashers

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the psychiatrist everyone in my life is forcing me to see: “so why are you so obsessed with media about serial killers?”

me: “well, you see, there’s this show called hannibal and I really relate to will graham because I too am gradually losing my mind because I’m worried I’m capable of hurting people.”

*third psychiatrist who’s dropped me because they don’t know what to do with me*

#hannibal #will graham #he is literally me #mecore #absolutely deranged #ry rambles

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I am so surprised that Byclair is not a bigger ship in this fandom, there's so much chemistry between them

Also SEASON ONE Lucas definitely had a crush on Will

LITERALLY

it’s just because byler is cool and a lot of people like them. and like. I am a byler but. it overshadows everything else fr

byclair makes me SO happy tho it’s not even funny

they’re so cute the lack of byclair content makin me emo

I love them <33

#byclair #ry rambles #inbox #asks

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anyway i think mike should teach dustin how to play the guitar as a way of bonding over their grief over eddie

#REAL #wheelson

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this image has changed my brain chemistry. they are. they are looking. lookit them

#i’m crying #stranger things #byclair #they!!!! #will byers #lucas sinclair

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cw cartoon gore

erm i love kenny and cartmans friendship more than anything else actual y.

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Kenny is the smallest

Eric sees Kyle with a permanent scowl

And Stan is neutral

Everyone is sleeping on Eric's drawing of butters

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is today both will byers’ and kenny mccormick’s birthday holy shit

#will byers #kenny mccormick #my blorbos #ry rambles

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are u kidding michael wheeler is the autistic ever I thought we all knew this 🤨 just the facts

mike being book smart and a nerd but also so oblivious when it comes to human interaction and emotions is so real of him honestly

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so real so true

billy loomis and stu macher are the og murder husbands literally shut up they were so gay

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jonathan and will’s relationship makes me SO EMO jonathan loves will so unconditionally even though he probably missed out on “normal” teen things bc he had to take care of will or do things for the house, there is zero resentment bc jonathan would do!!! anything for will! his little brother the one he’s supposed to protect!!! without a dad figure and too worried about stressing joyce out, will has probably gone to jonathan about every worry/insecurity he’s ever had and it never changes - even when jonathan is away in New York, will saves pocket money to be able to call at least once every 2 weeks bc talking to jonathan gives him a comfort and security that can’t be done by anyone else.

jonathan who loves his little brother so much he couldn’t stand to see him in pain he had to physically look away and hold on to nancy bc he was breaking down. will who loves his older brother so much when he woke up in the hospital he was so worried about jonathan’s injury rather than what had happened to him. I AM SO EMO!!!

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I just had three shots of espresso ten mgs of methylphenidate bc I can't get my full dose 300 mg of wellbutrin a bottle of apple jim beam two oz of weed a testosterone shot three packets of silica gel a tiny bottle of grey goose a single haribo gummy bear 10 ml of codeine and I snorted a packet of fun dip. can I drive your car.

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we as a community need to talk more about how its confirmed the duffers molded and adjusted the characters around the actors and their personalities , such as giving dustin cleidocranial dysplasia and making mike fidgety and not straight

dustins character sheet page

mikes character sheet page

(yes i know it probably means stereotypical but still , its interesting that they use the words straight man and not stereotypical man )

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This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.