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cuddling a non-human f/o with many limbs is very optimal

#f/o #selfship #selfshipping #non-human f/o #monster f/o

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Imagine your f/o taking your hands into theirs. "You bring a sort of light into my life that I don't experience with anyone else." They confess lovingly as they bring you in for a hug. They hold you close, smiling as they enjoy your embrace.

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imagine your f/o doing the most mundane things!!!! like going to the store to buy groceries. doing their nightly routine. trying to tie a tie. how their face changes when something happens in a book theyre reading. taking a walk and spotting a bird nearby so they try to get close to it but it flies away and they huff in disappointment. their face when they taste something bad v.s. something good. how they react when a dog comes up to them. thats good stuff!!!

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it’s good for your health to imagine pulling your f/o in by the waist and giving them a little kissy. maybe pull them in closer by their hips to deepen the kiss. i’m a doctor btw.

#wow i'll go do that right nowkdnfheuwu4jfkwkejtuwihkw

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Imagine your f/o gently reminding you to take breaks to prevent you from overwhelming or overworking yourself. They want you to be okay and take the time to rest when you need to.

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Imagine your f/o holding you close. "I hope you know how much I believe in you. You're doing amazing, and I notice how hard you're trying." They smile softly, admiring you. They enjoy lifting your spirits and showing you how much support you deserve.

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date a robot who tries to set up decorations but gets tangled up in them

#that's so fucking cute oh goodness #💜a secret full of syrup💜 #⚙️is this...happiness?⚙️

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Imagine your robot f/o letting you touch their wires.

#f/o #selfship #selfshipping #f/o community #self ship #selfship community #selfshipping community #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #f/o x you #robot f/o

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F/O that says "silly me" and "whoopsie daisy" while they're covered in blood.

#f/o #selfship #selfshipping #f/o community #self ship #selfship community #selfshipping community #blood tw #tw blood #blood cw #cw blood

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Imagine your shorter f/o standing on the tip of their toes to kiss you.

#f/o #selfship #selfshipping #f/o community #self ship #selfship community #selfshipping community #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #f/o x you #height tw #tw height #cw height #height cw #kiss cw #cw kiss #kiss tw #tw kiss #kissing tw #tw kissing #cw kissing #kissing cw

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Your F/Os are glad that you are alive.

#oh man...

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Imagine your fankid/child f/o painting on the walls

#yeah they would #🐁top percentage!🐁 #🌿you make me happy when skies are grey🌿

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imagine walking into the living room to see your romantic f/o telling embarrassing stories about you to your kid

#no comment #💘mistakes were made and more are on their way!💘 #🧊the coldest temperatures are the most comfy!🐟 #🍋you caught me eating a lemon!🍋

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Imagine washing your f/o’s hair. Imagine the way they close their eyes and they relax as you massage the shampoo into their scalp. After their hair is washed and dry, they’re so relaxed and sleepy. You both lay down together and take a nice long nap. Getting to relax is always nice!

#I think about washing his hair every second of my life #☁️kisses under the covers☁️

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Selfshipper who writes self-insert fic, but chooses not to share it

#I have so many self-insert fics in my google docs app #and absolutely none of them will never see the light of day

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Selfshipper who is up way too late right now

#you got me

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Self care is wanting to pet your F/O's head and them letting you.

Bonus if they rest their head on your lap in order for you to have easier access.

Extra: they return the favour.

#ohh ou oh oh oh