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Do you think you could write JJ and Lydias first time?

Lydia hadn’t always pictured herself being the lead in this first dance, but she was more than happy to if it meant abolishing any doubt her new husband had about his worthiness. She swayed against him, a slow, even pace, giving him time to settle and open her further. 

“Is this...?” He was already sweating. “Am I...pleasing you properly, angel?”

“I’m okay, it’s good. It just stings a little,” she murmured, winding around him to press a kiss and a whisper into his shoulder. “I love you.” Goosebumps raced over his skin at those words. Rocking softly as he hardened, she stroked his back. “I love you so much. I want to please you too. You’re so beautiful like this. Mm...so warm. You’re doing so well, baby. I love you. I’m so glad I’m yours.”

The longer she went on, the quicker his breaths became. Soon enough he had his flushed face buried in her neck, soaking up the tender vibrations as she praised him. With her encouragement and a few well-timed moans, he didn’t last long, but there was no shame in it. They had the rest of their lives, after all.

#jadia #smut #lemon #answered ask #anonymous

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So, now that they're married, are Lydia and JJ gonna 👀

Probably :3 I’m sure it’ll be sweet; JJ’s really gentle and adoring.

#jadia #answered ask #Anonymous

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You’re right and you should say it 👈🏻 That head tilt was 👌🏻✨

I don’t know why I found it so hot, honestly XD I think I appreciate moves like that which are more subtle than just like a full on display

#answered ask #Anonymous

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Dark can lounge on the desk all he wants, it won’t top that graceful head tilt when he says, “I’ve been waiting a long time to see you again” in ADWM

#darkiplier #just saying #adwm was the peak of his sexiness imo

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The

What? 👀

HERE YOU GO

IT WAS A WHILE AGO BUT GOOGLE IN A MAID OUTFIT

#well then #*eyes emoji*

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Jokes on you I’m into that

I figured, and that’s precisely why I said it XD

#answered ask #definitely-asexual-volcano

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My urge to do the Puppetmaster has returned yet again.

Hopefully you’ll catch him at a moment when he’s bored and has free time. If he’s busy working, maybe he’ll just let you sit in his lap for a while ^^” He’ll make you wait patiently.

#answered ask #definitely-asexual-volcano

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👀 same hat

It’s a nice hat to wear XD

#answered ask #Anonymous

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I have come to the strange realization that Anti, Dark and Google conditioned me to have a thing for synthesized voices :/c

#kink #how'd that happen? #rip

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If jj ever felt You Know, how would he tell Lydia?

If he felt sexual attraction and/or wanted to have sex? Well, he’d probably sort of shyly, awkwardly bring it up, beating around the bush and blushing furiously until she coaxed it out of him XD

#jadia #answered ask #Anonymous

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There are toys remote controlled through different apps. I bet Google and/or Bing would have fun using those on their SO.

Maybe even when their S/O least expects it; Google would definitely leave them there with it, go about his day and activate it at random for a few minutes for his amusement, knowing his S/O is freaking out in the other room ^^”

#answered ask #Anonymous

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A slinky, lit dramatically in black and white, slowly tipping down the stairs in slow motion as fog billows gracefully around it. On it’s coils depicts the image of a tiny suit. This is... s l i n k y f o g d a d d y

Askfjsks

#answered ask #Anonymous

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w H A T ? — That is the most cursed thing I’ve ever heard Dark be called XD XD

I know, it haunts me XD

#answered ask #Anonymous

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I choke as I remember the time I saw someone unironically call Dark “slinky fog daddy”

#cursed #XD #darkiplier

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Babe is 4pm, time for your v i b e c h e c k~

The vibes are great around here, I'm sure XD

#answered ask

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Yes. Yes I applaud this idea. 👏🏻👏🏻

I didn’t need it in my life but I’m glad it’s done you some good XD

#answered ask #Anonymous

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Cursed thought that just entered my brain: Bing giving Y/N a “vibe check”, but the vibe is a vibrator

#smut #lemon #@ my brain: why #cursed