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#cats

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Hey at least we’re all stupid.

There’s no loneliness in eternal dumbnation.

hey edd, did you turn back into a human yet?

Been human for a few days now

#eyebrows

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Smarter than you two doesn’t mean much.

hey edd, did you turn back into a human yet?

Been human for a few days now

#eyebrows

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It’s ok, you’re an idiot, I understand.

hey edd, did you turn back into a human yet?

Been human for a few days now

#wingding

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hey edd, did you turn back into a human yet?

Been human for a few days now

#ask #wingding

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7 kittens in need of a home!

Do you find yourself looking longingly at kitten photos online? Do you think that a kitten will be a great new addition to your family? Do you live in Saskatoon, SK or Calgary, AB? If the answer to all of those questions are “yes”, look no further!

I am looking to rehome 7 lovely barn kittens! They are all socialized and would make great companions with some TLC. I would prefer they all go to an indoor home where they will be appreciated more. All the kittens are free to adopt, so please DM me if you are interested in adopting a kitten. If you are in Saskatoon, we can arrange a pick up any time, and if you are in Calgary, I can deliver them to you when I drive home on August 3rd.

If you are interested in finding out more about each of these kittens, please read more under the cut.

BIG ORANGE

Born May 20th 2019

Male - Orange Tabby

Big Orange is a leader. He is always at the front of the pack, ready to meet new people and see new things! He loves to play with his siblings, and to explore new places. A Big Orange bonus is that he is the roundest kitten and has a face like a teddy bear. Hands-down, Big Orange is the cutest kitten I’ve ever seen.

MARIGOLD

Born May 20th 2019

Male - Orange and White

Marigold loves to play, play, play! He is incredibly active, and will play with everything he sees. Despite his high energy, he is also a people-person, and loves to have post-playtime naps in your lap! You’ll have endless entertainment just watching Marigold run around and play.

ELVIS

Born May 20th 2019

Male - White (with black tail)

Elvis is a unique looking kitten who will grow into an even more beautiful cat! Though he can be a little shy at first, Elvis never wants to miss out on the action and will quickly join in playtime or cuddles after a couple minutes of observation. For this reason he may do better with another cat in the home, however his young age means he is quite adaptive. You’ll have the prettiest cat around with Elvis in your home!

JUNIPER

Born May 22nd 2019

Female - Calico

Juniper is a curious little girl! She loves to go new places and try new things. Though a bit chatty, she also has her quiet moments when she snuggles up in your lap for a post-adventure nap. Juniper is an absolute sweetheart and will quickly become your new best friend!

BADGER

Born May 20th 2019

Male - Black and White

Badger has some attitude. He takes a little while to warm up to people, and can be a bit grumpy. But don’t let this stop you from letting him into your heart! Once you earn Badger’s trust, there is nothing better to him than cuddling on your lap.

MARMALADE

Born May 20th 2019

Male - Orange and White

Marmalade loves people and will quickly find a place in your heart! He loves to follow you around, and will happily come when he sees you (especially if there’s food involved!). There will always be purrs when Marmalade is in the room! Please also note that Marmalade has an unknown, healed injury on his back left leg that causes him to limp, so he would need to have access to a good veterinarian and a strictly indoor home.

PEPPERMINT

Born May 22nd 2019

Female - Calico

Peppermint is the softest kitten I have ever had the chance to pet. She is the perfect mix of a cuddly lap cat and a playful kitten! Peppermint will warm your heart and fill your home with purrs. Please note she is currently being treated for an eye infection. She may or may not regain vision in that eye, but she continues to be playful, affectionate and an overall wonderful kitten. Similar to Marmalade, Peppermint will need access to a good veterinarian and has to live in a strictly indoor home.

Thanks for reading! If you are interested in adopting a kitten or want more information, please DM me. If you can’t adopt a kitten, I would really appreciate if you could reblog and share this post around. Thank you so much! <3

#cats #babies- #reblog

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Spray him with water whenever hes up there

Time to bust out the nerf gun, we goin to war.

#ask #anon

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Next time hes up there shake the fridge intil he gets down

That-

No, wait, that’d shake up my cola...

#ask #anon

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Ground him from the fridge

Haha, I could but he’s stubborn so it’d get annoying.

#ask #anon

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How big did he carve his name lol

Big enough... it’s like he clawed it in there.

#ask #anon

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Whats that text you covered?

“Guess we’ll never know!”

#ask #anon #(sorry for shoddy art i forgot how to draw) #my art #eddsworld

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You can still make the fridge belong to your cat

Yeah, I know. There’s a lot of things I could have my way if I wanted it

but I’m really pissed about the fridge

like, come on, seriously

#that wasnt very c o o l of him #i really dont expect much from tom honestly #hes just a mutant raccoon we got from area 51 #ask #anon

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I was going to say I hope it isn’t lime but apparently lime cola has already been tried and failed.

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Ooooo

Maybe there’s new cola flavors in the future.

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Like what?

I could:

Scare the shit out of people

Kick tord in the shins for even considering eating the last piece of bacon

Take over the world

████████████████████████

Win fights I lost

Make people think I can see into the future

Ruin Eduardo’s day by showing off my time travel stuff

see what happens in the far off future

Go back in time to before Tom scratched his name in the top of the fridge and create a world where the fridge belongs to my cat

Go back to Atlantis in a time before I got banned and “executed”

Relive that day where no one was around because I can appreciate it now that everyone drives me insane

Meet my ancestors and descendants

Get some sick future tech

Dinosaurs

The usual.

#ask #anon #area 51

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#oh my god #cats

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You can use the time travel device to give matt a bad haircut

Heh....

There’s a lot of things I could use it for...

A lot of things......

#ask #anon #area 51