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was there mention of maid outfits--

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"I know where it's at, I just don't remember right now, yo. Someone woke me up from my way peaceful and relaxing slumber and now my brain is all discombobulated! And, also, that's none of your business! She doesn't even go to school here anymore." Chidori's eyebrows furrowed and twitched in a mild fit of annoyance.

"Of course I use it! I use it all the time!" Chidori snapped back in protest, seeming to take personal offense to the question. Geeze, it was like this guy was poking and prodding at one of her few insecurities. Like he knew. He probably did. He'd found out her weakness and now he was exploiting it! The girl narrowed her eyes at the thought, deciding instead to take out her annoyance on the cooking process itself, rather than the person behind it, for once. 

"How long does this cooking jive usually take, anyway?" Chidori stared down the pan, as if that would make things go faster. Like she could set it all ablaze if she tried hard enough. Giving intimidating glances to things had gotten her pretty far in life, so it was worth a shot. And it was probably better than focusing all of her frustrations on the person who was offering to cook for her.

"Of course you don’t know. And who’s Suzu-chan, anyway?"

He rifled through the cabinet she had pointed to, finally emerging with a large, slightly dented saucepan. It looked… remarkably dusty.

"This’ll do, but… when was the last time you used this thing, Chidori? Have you ever?"

Shrugging, he got back to the matter at hand, rinsing the pan off before setting aside the chicken and oil. He snatched a towel, drying the pan before setting it on the stove and turning it on. Once he was satisfied the pan was dry, he covered the bottom in oil, letting it heat up.

#what do you mean that things not for smashing bugs #that's why it's all dented yo #shsl psychic #ic

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"Wha--" A breathy gasp was interrupted by colliding lips. That was unexpected, but she wasn’t exactly in the position to complain. It wasn’t like Tohru was a terrible kisser. She’d had worse, but that wasn’t the concern. And there were concerns. Anything unexpected was a cause for concern, after all. Was he trying to one-up her somehow? Everyone has a game. What was this guy’s game? 

Whatever it was, he sure as hell wasn't going to win it. Slowly pulling away from the kiss (if only gently were in her vocabulary) slender fingers moved to brush Tohru's bangs aside before moving in for a kiss of her own. There. She was in control of the situation now. As it should be. After a short moment, the girl's eyes fluttered open and snaked around the area--only to see that the people had moved on. No one was around anymore.

Were they even watching in the first place?

"What the heckie hey hay?! Don’t people know a good cover story when they see one?" Chidori groaned, pushing herself off of the boy as quickly as she had fallen on him, without so much as a warning. What a waste. Getting herself back on her feet, the girl brushed herself off and gave a wayward glance to her companion. Oh well. It wasn't like it was entirely a waste.

He really wasn't that bad of a kisser.

"Are you gonna get up or what? We still have a date to finish, last I checked." Chidori rested her hands on her hips, staring Tohru down with expectancy. It was more of a command than a question, really. A trained eye could detect the lightest of smiles, or a crack of softness in her stare; but, for the most part, she seemed just as inconsiderate as ever. It was going to be a long day.

۞ laughs a lot

Send me a ۞ for my muse’s reaction to your muse falling on top of them and kissing them.

((Oh boy))

Well, today’s pity date was simpler than most, albeit slightly less expensive for Tohru. For now, at least. He was walking with Chidori in the park, making quiet, peaceful conversation. But suddenly, she appeared to trip, falling into him. He caught her easily, and was about to ask what happened when she slipped her foot behind his leg, effectively tripping him. He fell backwards onto the grass, catching her on top of him. Her face wound up close to his, and he saw her smirk. So that’s what this is, huh? A publicity stunt… Very well. He could play along. Slipping an arm around her waist, he pulled her close, kissing her on the lips.

#what the heckie hey hay #watch your language missy #ic #shsl psychic #finALLY GETTING TO THESE YEAH

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i love characters with ridiculous amounts of hair tbh

#joins the party #ooc

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shslstagehand replied to your post:"Ya’ll thirsty."

"wow uh, woah… wanna borrow my jacket?"

"Geeze I can handle myself, you know? This is like nothing! And I'm not some chairty case, and I definitely don't need any help from a twerp like you!!" She says this, but she's putting on the jacket even as she's speaking. What the heckie.

"....But I guess it is kind of a spiffy little knick-knack."

#ic #cries precious thing thank you #shslstagehand

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"Ya'll thirsty."

#naked and unashamed #ic #ask meme #shsltabletopgamer #junsuiitsuawari

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(¬‿¬) (I mean, you've done worse on national Television, right? I'm sure I have that disk here somewhere...)

"Ey, that kind of sounds like a threat, bro. …Well, whatever." And off goes the skirt."On that note—no cameras, capiche? If I see this floating around, I’m gonna have to show you what’s what! You’re gonna get reamed, son!!”

#ask meme #asks #ic

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(¬‿¬) Tsk tsk no pizza, only panties

Chidori slinks off her button-up shirt."Excuse you, I’d better get pizza for this!”

#saishutsu #asks #ask meme #ic

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(¬‿¬)(¬‿¬) ((*shrugs*))

With a hefty sigh, Chidori takes out all of her hair ties."Alright, alright. This is enough, right? I’ll have you know, it takes forever to get my hair under control, yo…"

#shsl psychic #asks #ic #ask meme

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(¬‿¬)

Chidori shrugs off her cardigan and crosses her arms in a bit of annoyance."Alright, but I’m getting pretty miffed about having some inky greyfaces tell me what to do! (Your whacked out sunglasses are stupid and also dumb!)”

#ic #asks #ask meme

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Clothes removal face

Chidori unties the ribbons around her collar."Oi—this works, yeah?"

#ic #junsuiitsuawari #ask meme #asks

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(¬‿¬) (¬‿¬) upupupu

Chidori kicks off both of her shoes and both of her socks, ‘cause she ain’t no wimp, yo!"You’re gonna have to do better than that to get some of this, ya grey-faced rapscallion!” 

#ic #asks #ask meme

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✎ only if you don't get too swamped friend ye

dont trust the hair. its dangerous

#NO IT'S PERFECT SHHHHH #I LOVe it omg #thank you friend #in which mun gets way too excited over chidori arts #im laughing

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Every (¬‿¬) I get my muse will remove a piece of clothing.

#i'll draw them yeah! #though i may be a little slow ahhh #ooc #ask meme

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Bold what applies to your character.

Absent-minded - Preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one’s immediate surroundings. Abstracted, daydreaming, inattentive, oblivious, forgetful.

Abusive - Characterized by improper infliction of physical or psychological maltreatment towards another.

Addict - One who is addicted to a compulsive activity. Examples: gambling, drugs, sex.

Aimless - Devoid of direction or purpose.

Alcoholic - A person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually and to excess.

Anxious - Full of mental distress or uneasiness because of fear of danger or misfortune; greatly worried; solicitous.

Arrogant - Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance. Inclined to social exclusiveness and who rebuff the advances of people considered inferior. Snobbish.

Audacious - Recklessly bold in defiance of convention, propriety, law, or the like; insolent; braze, disobedient.

Bad Habit - A revolting personal habit. Examples: picks nose, spits tobacco, drools, bad body odour.

Bigmouth - A loud-mouthed or gossipy person.

Bigot - One who is strongly partial to one’s own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.

Blunt - Characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion. Frank, callous, insensitive, brusque.

Bold - In a bad sense, too forward; taking undue liberties; over assuming or confident; lacking proper modesty or restraint; rude; impudent. Abrupt, brazen, cheeky, brassy, audacious.

Callous - They are hardened to emotions, rarely showing any form of it in expression. Unfeeling. Cold.

Childish - Marked by or indicating a lack of maturity; puerile.

Complex - An exaggerated or obsessive concern or fear. 

Cruel - Mean to anyone or anything, without care or regard to consequences and feelings.

Cursed - A person who has befallen a prayer for evil or misfortune, placed under a spell, or borne into an evil circumstance, and suffers for it. Damned.

Dependent - Unable to exist, sustain oneself, or act appropriately or normally without the assistance or direction of another. 

Deranged - Mentally decayed. Insane. Crazy. Mad. Psychotic.

Dishonest – Given to or using fraud, cheating; deceitful, deceptive, crooked, underhanded.

Disloyal - Lacking loyalty. Unfaithful, perfidious, traitorous, treasonable

Disorder - An ailment that affects the function of mind or body. (List the disorders name if they have one.) See the Mental Disorder List.

Disturbed - Showing some or a few signs or symptoms of mental or emotional illness. Confused, disordered, neurotic, troubled.

Dubious - Fraught with uncertainty or doubt. Undecided, doubtful, unsure.

Dyslexic - Affected by dyslexia, a learning disorder marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words. (slightly)

Egotistical - Characteristic of those having an inflated idea of their own importance. Boastful, pompous.

Envious - Showing extreme cupidity; painfully desirous of another’s advantages; covetous, jealous.

Erratic - Deviating from the customary course in conduct or opinion; eccentric: erratic behaviour. Eccentric, bizarre, outlandish, strange.

Fanatical - Fanatic outlook or behaviour especially as exhibited by excessive enthusiasm, unreasoning zeal, or wild and extravagant notions on some subject.

Fickle – Erratic, changeable, unstable - especially with regard to affections or attachments; capricious.

Fierce - Marked by extreme intensity of emotions or convictions; inclined to react violently; fervid.

Finicky - Excessively particular or fastidious; difficult to please; fussy. Too much concerned with detail. Meticulous, fastidious, choosy, critical, picky, prissy, pernickety.

Fixated - In psychoanalytic theory, a strong attachment to a person or thing, especially such an attachment formed in childhood or infancy and manifested in immature or neurotic behaviour that persists throughout life. Fetish, quirk, obsession, infatuation.

Flirt -To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures; behaviour intended to arouse sexual interest. Minx. Tease.

Gluttonous - Given to excess in consumption of especially food or drink. Voracious, ravenous, wolfish, piggish, insatiable.

Gruff - Brusque or stern in manner or appearance. Crusty, rough, surly.

Gullible - Will believe any information given, regardless of how valid or truthful it is, easily deceived or duped.

Hard - A person who is difficult to deal with, manage, control, overcome, or understand. Hard emotions, hard hearted.

Hedonistic - Pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses.

Hoity-toity- Given to flights of fancy; capricious; frivolous. Prone to giddy behaviour, flighty.

Hypocritical - One who is always contradicting their own beliefs, actions or sayings. A person who professes beliefs and opinions for others that he does not hold. Being a hypocrite.

Idealist - One whose conduct is influenced by ideals that often conflict with practical considerations. One who is unrealistic and impractical, guided more by ideals than by practical considerations.

Idiotic - Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.

Ignorant - Lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge.

Illiterate - Unable to read and write. 

Immature - Emotionally undeveloped; juvenile; childish.

Impatient - Unable to wait patiently or tolerate delay; restless. Unable to endure irritation or opposition; intolerant.

Impious - Lacking piety and reverence for a god/gods and their followers.

Impish - Naughtily or annoyingly playful.

Incompetent - Unable to execute tasks, no matter how the size or difficulty.

Indecisive - Characterized by lack of decision and firmness, especially under pressure.

Indifferent - The trait of lacking enthusiasm for or interest in things generally, remaining calm and seeming not to care; a casual lack of concern. Having or showing little or no interest in anything; languid; spiritless.

Infamy - Having an extremely bad reputation, public reproach, or strong condemnation as the result of a shameful, criminal, or outrageous act that affects how others view them.

Intolerant - Unwilling to tolerate difference of opinion and narrow-minded about cherished opinions.

Judgmental - Inclined to make and form judgments, especially moral or personal ones, based on one’s own opinions or impressions towards others/practices/groups/religions based on appearance, reputation, occupation, etc.

Klutz - Clumsy. Blunderer.

Lazy - Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness.

Lewd - Inclined to, characterized by, or inciting to lust or lechery; lascivious. Obscene or indecent, as language or songs; salacious. 

Liar - Compulsively and purposefully tells false truths more often than not. A person who has lied or who lies repeatedly.

Lustful - Driven by lust; preoccupied with or exhibiting lustful desires.

Masochist - The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.

Meddlesome - Intrusive in a meddling or offensive manner, given to meddling; interfering.

Meek - Evidencing little spirit or courage; overly submissive or compliant; humble in spirit or manner; suggesting retiring mildness or even cowed submissiveness. 

Megalomaniac - A psycho pathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.

Naïve - Lacking worldly experience and understanding, simple and guileless; showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgement.

Nervous - Easily agitated or distressed; high-strung or jumpy.

Non-violent - Abstaining from the use of violence. 

Nosey - Given to prying into the affairs of others; snoopy. Offensively curious or inquisitive.

Obsessive - An unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone.

Oppressor - A person of authority who subjects others to undue pressures, to keep down by severe and unjust use of force or authority.

Overambitious - Having a strong excessive desire for success or achievement.

Overconfident - Excessively confident; presumptuous.

Overemotional - Excessively or abnormally emotional. Sensitive about themselves and others, more so than the average person.

Overprotective - To protect too much; coddle.

Overzealous - Marked by excessive enthusiasm for and intense devotion to a cause or idea. 

Pacifist - Opposition to war or violence as a means of resolving disputes. 

Paranoid - Exhibiting or characterized by extreme and irrational fear or distrust of others.

Peevish - Expressing fretfulness and discontent, or unjustifiable dissatisfaction. Cantankerous, cross, ill-tempered, testy, captious, discontented, crotchety, cranky, ornery.

Perfectionist - A propensity for being displeased with anything that is not perfect or does not meet extremely high standards.

Pessimist - A tendency to stress the negative or unfavourable or to take the gloomiest possible view.

Pest - One that pesters or annoys, with or without realizing it. Nuisance. Annoying. Nag.

Phobic – They have a severe form of fear when it comes to this one thing. Examples: Dark, Spiders, Cats

Practical - Level-headed, efficient, and unspeculative. No-nonsense. 

Predictable - Easily seen through and assessable, where almost anyone can predict reactions and actions of said person by having met or known them even for a short time.

Proud - Filled with or showing excessive self-esteem and will often shirk help from others for the sake of pride.

Rebellious - Defying or resisting some established authority, government, or tradition; insubordinate; inclined to rebel.

Reckless - Heedless. Headstrong. Foolhardy. Unthinking boldness, wild carelessness and disregard for consequences.

Remorseless - Without remorse; merciless; pitiless; relentless. 

Rigorous - Rigidly accurate; allowing no deviation from a standard; demanding strict attention to rules and procedures.

Sadist - The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others. Deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from cruelty.

Sadomasochist - Both sadist and masochist combined.

Sarcastic - A subtle form of mockery in which an intended meaning is conveyed obliquely. 

Skeptic - One who instinctively or habitually doubts, questions, or disagrees with assertions or generally accepted conclusions.

Seducer - To lead others astray, as from duty, rectitude, or the like; corrupt. To attempt to lead or draw someone away, as from principles, faith, or allegiance.

Selfish - Concerned chiefly or only with oneself.

Self-Martyr - One who purposely makes a great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy from others, as a form of manipulation, and always for a selfish cause or reason. 

Self-righteous - Piously sure of one’s own righteousness; moralistic. Exhibiting pious self-assurance. Holier-than-thou, sanctimonious.

Senile - Showing a decline or deterioration of physical strength or mental functioning, esp. short-term memory and alertness, as a result of old age or disease.

Shallow - Lacking depth of intellect or knowledge; concerned only with what is obvious.

Smart Ass - Thinks they know it all, and in some ways they may, but they can be greatly annoying and difficult to deal with at times, especially in arguments.

Soft-hearted - Having softness or tenderness of heart that can lead them into trouble; susceptible of pity or other kindly affection. They cannot resist helping someone they see in trouble, suffering or in need, and often don’t think of the repercussions or situation before doing so.

Solemn - Deeply earnest, serious, and sober.

Spineless - Lacking courage. Cowardly, wimp, lily-livered, gutless.

Spiteful - Showing malicious ill will and a desire to hurt; motivated by spite; vindictive person who will look for occasions for resentment. Vengeful.

Spoiled - Treated with excessive indulgence and pampering from earliest childhood, and has no notion of hard work, self-care or money management; coddled, pampered. Having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or over-solicitous attention. 

Squeamish - Excessively fastidious and easily disgusted.

Stubborn - Unreasonably, often perversely unyielding; bull-headed. Firmly resolved or determined; resolute.

Superstitious - An irrational belief arising from ignorance or fear from an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome.

Tactless - Lacking or showing a lack of what is fitting and considerate in dealing with others.

Temperamental - Moody, irritable, or sensitive. Excitable, volatile, emotional.

Theatrical - Having a flair for over dramatizing situations, doing things in a ‘big way’ and love to be ‘centre stage’.

Timid -Tends to be shy and/or quiet, shrinking away from offering opinions or from strangers and newcomers, fearing confrontations and violence. 

Tongue-tied - Speechless or confused in expression, as from shyness, embarrassment, or astonishment.

Troublemaker - Someone who deliberately stirs up trouble, intentionally or unintentionally. 

Unlucky - Marked by or causing misfortune; ill-fated. Destined for misfortune; doomed.

Unpredictable - Difficult to foretell or foresee, their actions are so chaotic it’s impossible to know what they are going to do next. 

Untrustworthy - Not worthy of trust or belief. Backstabber.

Vain - Holding or characterized by an unduly high opinion of their physical appearance. Lovers of themselves. Conceited, egotistic, narcissistic.

Weak-willed - Lacking willpower, strength of will to carry out one’s decisions, wishes, or plans. Easily swayed.

Withdrawn - Not friendly or Sociable. Aloof.

Zealous - A fanatic.

From The Character Therapist

123 Ideas for Character Flaws

#ooc #long post #Chidori has a lot of flaws oops #maybe infamous too??? hmm #headcanons

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Chidori mulled over the response a few times in her head, trying to think of some way to turn it around, but coming up empty each time. The dude's logic was solid. Instead of actually addressing the issue and risk admitting defeat, Chidori instead opted to focus on the tail-end of the message.

[text to: fun to mess with] its 2 haaaaaard tho [text to: fun to mess with] i live @ school & its a way expnsive school 4 cool ppl so like [text to: fun to mess with] u have 2 talk 2 the front desk & go thru customs or w/ever & its way annoying yo [text to: fun to mess with] if u have time 2 bury a body or w/ever it is u do u have time to do something productive & give a starving & also way cool girl pizza yeah???

[text to: fun to mess with] i like pepperoni & also stuffed crust [text to: fun to mess with] w/the dipping sauce 2 but like i like 2 different kinds so i can alternate u feel me [text to: fun to mess with] do u feel me bro

She probably was going to send him over his message limit at this rate, but whatever. Serves the punk right! Being so rude. Did he not know who she was?

Chidori tilted her head in thought. Oh, duh. He didn't. ...Maybe that could be fun too.

Kaitou rolled his eyes as the next wave of messages flooded his phone. He shouldn’t have responded. He should have just blocked the number. But no, he had to be an ass about it, and now this person wouldn’t leave him alone.

[text to: bad decisions] I’m not really worried about what you plan to do. Why else would I bother to text you back with annoyed messages rather than threats? [text to: bad decisions] And I don’t feel you. I can’t feel you, and I don’t WANT to feel you. [text to: bad decisions] …Anyway, why don’t you just order pizza to be delivered or something? It’ll cost you a fortune, but then you can stuff your face and stop texting me.

#chidori what the heckie it's hard to get pizza delivered but not to have a suspicious stranger drop one off? #she's just being obnoxious now #it's a tsundere-off #god bless kaitou nagano

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someone said formal and i just kind of—

#reblogging for morning crowd ye ye #that hair took 9 hours and two bottles of product no joke #flowers keep falling out of her hair #and she feels very agitated upon finding out that she's not the prettiest girlie at the party