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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

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i need them biblically. at the same time. until the bed breaks. until i can’t see straight.

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Keyboard go BRRRRRRRRRR

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Every time I watch CM or The Rookie my Mommy/Daddy issues are raging high and I what to cry, laugh and kms at the same time 😭👍😀💀

#criminal minds #the rookie #mommy issues #daddy issues #hot as fuck #fuck my life #god damn it

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Bc I love the parents friend trope I'll write another nolan ff this time with reader being a lopez (and of age, like 21 22 or smth like that)

John Nolan x reader fluff

Warnings: mamma Lopez, swearing, Nolan scared of his life, hints of smut but no actual smut, mentions of Alcohol (let me know if I forgot anything)

AN: I have zero clue what I made here but something came out so her yall go have fun

It was John's rare day of and we charished it with quality time and Netflix. That's when my phone rang. "Lopez-Evers? Hi mom what's up?" *over the phone* "Hi sweetie how you doing?" "What do you want mom?" "Can't a mother ask how her child is doing?" "She can but I know she wants something by her tone so spill it" "What do you know about secret relationships?" my heart sank "what would I know about that?" "We think Nolan is in one and you have the greatest skills to find out who it is." "Aren't you the detective?" "I can't spy on my co-worker" "so you want me to do it?" John looked at me with confusion and he picked me up and put me on his lap and nuzzled into my neck while I kept talking "Mom I love you but I won't Stalk your co-worker bc you want to know who he is dating, if you want to find out ask him yourself. Why don't you and dad throw a grill party or something then you could ask him, I can come to if you want, I mean it's springbreak so I have the next two weeks in LA." "okay I'm gonna tell your dad but please tell me what you find" "I won't find anything bc will not stalk Nolan end of discussion. Love you bye." John looked at me confused "why would you Stalk me?" "I will not Stalk you amor but I don't think this will be a secret much longer. My mom really wants to know who you date, maybe because you act differently." "So we are going to a grill party at your parents to find out I date you?" he asked amused "Yes precisely now if you don't stop with the little kisses I will drag you into the bedroom." I said and earned a mischievous grin from him "Oh well I do not mind" and kissed my neck harder until he hit my weak spot and I moaned. "John I swear to god~ christ that is good" he chuckled into my neck, turned me around and picked me up and carried me into the bedroom. "amor, as much as I would love doing that I have to get home and change." I was mad at myself for saying that. "You look beautiful all the time love" he said and kissed me. "thank you baby but I still have to change into something that isn't yours even if we get exposed today I still want to drag it out because as soon as my mother knows all hell will break lose and at least then she will have some alcohol in her system. " I said. "Alraight I will see you tonight but after that I will take out outfit and it will be in the corner of the room." "Okay sound perfect, I love you and I will see you at my parents." I gave him a quick kiss and walked out the house.

*Timeskip bc Idk what to write*

I was wearing something that will drive john insane bc the last time I wore it I couldn't walk the next day, that was fun explaining that to my professor when I couldn't stand for my presentation. I arrived and My Parents friend were already here but no John.

"I thought that whole thing was about Jo- Nolan, where is he?" I asked cursing myself for almost calling him John.

"He Texted me traffic is bad so he's running late." Lucy said. "What happened to your neck?" Harper asked with a smile "Got a Guy from LA?" "You have a boyfriend?" My mom asked in disbelief "I do and I wanna say imma kill him but I think you will take care of that." I said and the realisation hit Harper "No..." "Yes and I need you to not tell anyone okay" "Harper who is it?" My mother asked. "Oh you are going to figure that one out by yourself I am just gonna get popcorn and enjoy the show." she said and Lucy gave her a look of confusion then realisation and then shock in what my mother is going to do to him as soon as she finds out.

Nolan was enjoying a beer and a talk with my dad when my mother interrupted "Nolan question, do you know who my daughters boyfriend is?" She asked as if it was the most normal thing in the world John on the other hand was white as a ghost. "Why would I know that I barely see her I didn't even know she's here hi btw it's good to see you again, now I'm going to get a beer you want one?" He asked pointing at me "Yes I would love to and get my mother also one." Once John was gone a turned to my mom "Where is dad?" "Oh he is in the back Jard showing James his knew grill" My mum and Harper chuckled "What is it with Dads and Grills?" I that moment John came back and handed me mine and my mom's beer, when he handed me mine he said: "Here you go Honey-" That's when everyone froze. "Nolan, I am going to kill you!" "Oh God I would run amor" And with that John ran to the other guys and try to hide. We all started laughing.

#the rookie #john nolan #lucy chen #angela lopez #wesley evers #John Nolan x reader

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My Love For You

My love for you is getting painful but yet I still love you because my heart doesn't want to let you go. My love goes deep, as deep as the ocean can get. Not a lot of people can say they get that kind of love from me, I am careful with whom I share my love with, my love got used und misused so many times that now I only give it out to so many people I can bare and that is mostly only one person, and you are that person.

I respect you to the fullest but it hurts to see you without being able to hug or even kiss you again, I might have been only one kiss but since that kiss you have turned my world upside down. I hate when people touch me but I feel safe with you, I don't show emotions like fear, sadness or vounrablety infront of people but with you I feel free to show my emotions because I finally stop overreacting about everything when I am with you, I don't think about people a lot but somehow I can't stop thinking about you.

How come it is possible that one person can turn my life around so drasticly. You came into my life wothout any warning but I think it was the best unexpected thing that has ever happened to me

#romance #lwl #bisexual #pansexual #waiting for you #First time loving someone so deeply #i love her #wlw love #waiting #Waiting for her

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Her Love, My Sun

Why is it so painful to be in love.

I have no clue what me and that one person are I just know I care for her like no other person and that I love her like no one else in my entire life. I mean yes I loved people before but she's different, she makes me feel like there is nothing to worry about, she can make all my worries melt with a single touch. She is the only one that has seen me vounrable in years. She is the first person to see me cry in years and the first person that makes me want her touch. I hate people touching me but when it's her I feel comfortable. I feel loved and cared for. I heard once you crave something in a relationship that you didn't have in your childhood, for me that is care, support and safety. She makes me feel cared, supported and safe. Something no one ever has done for me since I was a child forced to grow up.

#love #wlw love #i love her #parental issues #waiting for you #Waiting for her #cared for #First time loving someone so deeply #Crying while writing this #heartache

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It's rude to call people out but you are painfully right 😭😂

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

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My love

Okay so I didn't find a fanfic anywhere with him so I am just gonna project my fluffy fantasys in this fic. Also Reader is Harpers kid in this one. I hope you will like it

!!Not prove read!!

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Warnings: fluff, a bit of angst and just comfort, yelling, Happy ending,Herassment, abusive ex tell me if I left anything out

She/her pronouns

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I was in the bar with friends including my mom and her friends. "So tell us more about this mystery man." Lopez said with a smile on her face. No one knew that it was John since my mom was his TO. "Ya like a Name, that would be helpful." my mom added "so you can spy on him ya not gonna happen, and why is it so important to you to find him, he makes me very happy" I say. "And from what I've heard he makes you scream to" Lopez said. Oh she was playing dirty. "what?! Now u really need his name I wanna know who my baby is screwing" My mom said. "Oh that is so not gonna happen and how do you know about this anyways?" I turned to Angela. "I have my sources" she simply said.

We where having a good time when I went to get another round for us. That's when he appeared. My ex. The man who was abusive and absolutly shit. I just prayed to all the gods that he doesn't see me. But that did happen.

"Oh well hello my love, it's been so long" he said with a smug smile. "yes I wonder why?" I said sarcasm dripping in my voice. "hey you know I dont like ist when you are Sarcastic so cut it out" and with that he grabbed my arm and wanted to jank me out of the bar but I freed myself somehow and came back to the table.

"Hey im sorry but I don't feel well so I'm gonna head home." I said just wanting to get to John, the only man I wanted right now. "Are you okay should I give you a ride?" my mom asked but I politely declined and walked home, or to John. Lucly he didn't life far away so I was there soon.

"John? John im home." I said. "Hey dove, I didn't think you were gonna be back..so..soon, what's going on you seem upset." he said taking my face in his soft warm hands. "I saw my ex again" I said tears welling up "what ex?" he asked afraid he'd knwo the answer. "David." I said breaking down crying in his chest. "he grabbed me and wanted to drag me outside." I sobbed. He just hugged me tight and strocked my back. "im so sorry dove, but you are here now. You are save now, no one is gonna hist you anymore, not if I can help it." we went to the chouch and I sat on his lap hidding my face hin his neck, I want to stay like this forever.

I was so exhausted from all that that I fell asleep on his chest, so he carried me into the bedroom and he layed down next to me and I snuggled up next to him.

A few hours later I woke up from the doorbell, I looked over to John who was asleep like a rock, lucky, I thought. When I went to open it I already regreted it. "Mom? What are you doing here at *looks at clock* 4 am in the morning?"

"I wanted to know if you were okay so I pinged your phone-" "You what?! Why on God's name would you do that?" "you weren't home and I got worried but the bigger question is what are you doing here?" she asked and in that moment John came it "what's going on sweetie who's at the door?" "Amor I love you but you have bad timing sometimes." "Nolan you are sleeping with my kid? She's 21 years old. Shes a baby!" my mom said. John looked very scared so I jumped in "I am not a child I am a grown adult who happen to be with someone older then me and it gives you no right to torment him at work just because I am dating your Rookie, got it?" I said hoping she'd understand. "Mom?" "Alraight but if he hurts you that will be his last day on earth." She stared John down with that comment. "Harper I wouldn't even dream of hurting her" he said while snaking his arms around my waist. She seemed like she wanted to murder him. "Okay okay but don't PDA infront of me got it?" "Got it" we said in uinon. She walked away and I closed the door. "So how many pushups do you think you'll have to do before she's satisfied?" I ask. "Oh my love there isn't a number that will satisfy her, I am dating her one of her daughters so I will get pushups till my Rookie year is over. Now its 4 am in the morning do you wanna go back to sleep or...?" he asked with a smile. "Oh I like your thinking Mr. Nolan." I said and took his hand and led him the bedroom where we kissed and closed the door.

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Im sorry but I don't understand why there are literally no John Nolan ff. I mean he is fine as hell but I can't find shit. Not on here, wattpad or. Ao3 nothing nada. If. Someone finds one please tag me thank you.

#john nolan #fiction #the rookie

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So fineeeee🥵🥵🥵

When I say that I love women, I mean especially them.

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I will wait the rest of the year if I have to but I will wait😂😊😘

You know what I need? Just a dirty Will LaMontagne x reader. Just one. I know he's not even on the show that much, but his accent gives me certain... Frustrations. I mean, the rest of the team does it for me, but it's easy to find fanfiction for them. Do you think you could you write me one(I could give you more specifics if you're up for it)or point me towards one?

OH GODS YES!!!!!!!!  I have had the hugest crush on Will since watching the Jones episode six years ago.  I LOVE Will.  

If someone else doesn’t fill this prompt I might just have to … if I have time… in a few months.  *sigh*

-Erin

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It's a fucking masterpiece I love it so much

Revenge Is Sweet - Epilogue

Two years after Spencer and Harley's killing spree, Spencer begins to feel agitated again, leading the couple to make a big decision.

Word Count: 677

Warnings for this chapter: mention of drugs, mention of murder

Series Masterlist | Previous Chapter

Two Years Later…

The team were at Rossi’s house. They’d had a quiet day at work (for once) and were ending it with an Italian feast. They were sat around the table, laughing at Emily’s drunken slurring and listening to Rossi’s recipe for carbonara.

Spencer looked around the table and smiled to himself. He felt Harley squeeze his arm affectionately. He looked at her bullet-sized scar, visible through her sleeveless dress. Now they both had scars that needed to heal.

Penelope must have noticed Spencer looking at Harley’s shoulder because she said, “Do you ever think about those unsubs anymore?”

“Who?” Spencer asked, snapping out of his trance.

“The Dilaudid Duo.”

After the storage container explosion there’d been an extensive investigation into who those unsubs were. News companies all over America had covered the story and, much to Spencer’s dislike, they had dubbed them ‘The Dilaudid Duo.’” Luckily for Spencer and Harley the investigation was inconclusive.

Penelope had theorized that Harley wasn’t in fact shot by a random mugger, but it was actually one of the unsubs attempting to kill her. Obviously no evidence came up to support this, but the whole team were pretty convinced of it. Well, everyone except JJ.

Ever since she accused Spencer and Harley, JJ hadn’t been the same. She was distant. She didn’t trust them anymore. Even now, two years after everything happened, she still barely spoke to them. Spencer was convinced that she was still secretly investigating the case; trying to find a tiny shred of evidence that would convict him. But Harley assured him that she could look for the rest of her life and never find anything. The explosion had obliterated everything.

“Um, sometimes,” Spencer finally answered Penelope’s question. He’d been able to forget his crimes relatively easily after the explosion. He’d locked them up in a box at the back of his mind and had stored them there ever since. However, recently that box had been opening again. But not because he felt remorse, or guilt. It was because he felt compelled to do it again.

Spencer felt it was stupid to assume that after he’d executed his revenge plan, he’d never go through anything again. His most recent traumatic event had been being kidnapped by a cult who wanted him to be their 300th victim. After that incident, he’d slowly been letting his need for revenge take over him again. He hadn’t mentioned anything to Harley yet, but she could tell.

Later that night, Spencer and Harley returned home from Rossi’s dinner party. They silently got changed and climbed beneath the warm sheets of their bed.

“I heard Penny talking to you about The Dilaudid Duo,” Harley said, screwing up her face at the awful name. Why were news outlets always so insensitive when it came to naming killers?

“Yeah, she just asked me if I think about them. And by them, I guess I mean us,” Spencer replied.

“And do you think about us? About what we did?” Harley asked, although she already knew the answer.

“Yes, I do. Especially now, after everything that’s happened.”

Harley brushed her hand along Spencer’s face and pushed his hair out of his eye. “I know, darling,” she whispered, leaning forward to kiss him. “I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better.”

Spencer sighed and turned over so he was lying on his back. He weighed his options in his head. He knew what he wanted to do. He knew what would definitely make him feel better. He just didn’t know if he had the courage to suggest it.

Luckily for him, he didn’t have to.

“Spence, what if we do it again. Get our revenge, I mean,” Harley said hesitantly.

Spencer smiled, relieved that Harley felt the same way he did. He nodded, already thinking about who would be their next victim. About who would satisfy his vengeful need.

The couple fell asleep that night content that they might once again feel some peace. Because, as they’d learned, revenge was oh so sweet.

Tags: @wifeyreid

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Tara and 5

Tara Lewis x fem reader

"I can't fucking believe you!" Tara's voice is loud, hard, the glare in her eyes is ever so evident as she drags you into a vacant room at the hospital, slamming the door behind her as she finally lets go of your bicep.

"What?" You nearly shouted in response, "everything was fine! Everything is fine! The only reason we're in this stupid hospital is because the unsub took a hit and that girl needed a wellness check!"

"You took your fucking vest off! You went in without your weapon! Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that is?"

"I did what I needed to do!" You shot back, rolling your eyes as you crossed your arms over your chest. "The entire team knew he wasn't going to talk if anyone went in armed and it was the best thing to make sure that you got out of there in one piece!"

"Oh so you're going to twist this all around and make it about me?"

"Oh my god Tara!" You threw your hands up in frustration, "why does it even matter? People pull crap like this all the time, they put guns down, they break protocol, they go in alone, they give the unsub the unfair advantage. Why are you so butthurt about me being the one doing it?"

"I could ask you the same thing." She suddenly calmed, nearly deadpanning, cocking a brow in your direction, "never in the past five years have I ever seen you pull something like that!"

"You had no other way out! He was going to kill you, no questions asked unless he got what he wanted, what the fuck else would I have done?"

"Maybe played by the fucking rules!"

"Last time I checked, you're not my boss! You're not responsible for me!"

"That doesn't mean I don't love you!"

The words slipped from Tara's mouth before she even realized it, the tears brimming her eyes both ones of frustration and sadness that you had been so disobedient in the field and that you hadn't clued into her feelings yet. She knew that her life had been in danger earlier, but for you to walk in without a vest, without a gun, it had been completely reckless and now she was finally clueing in that you'd done it because you felt the same way about her that she did about you.

Her hand cupped at your cheek, lips quickly meeting yours while she backed you into the wall. Your lips moved with grace against each others, a sigh catching in the back of your throat before Tara finally pulled away from you.

"Don't get ahead of yourself." She muttered, "I'm still mad at you."

"I could say the same about you." You murmured back, a grin breaking out on your cheeks as you did so.

It was only at the door swinging open that the two of you tore apart and the anger sparked through the room once again as JJ popped her head in with an update and the two of you reluctantly followed her back to the waiting room.

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