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eyes like starlight ✨

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out of nowhere, some metalhead Dwalin and Nori! 🎸

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A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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so there you go. she used the dying embers of the parliament session to make sure no one can stop their trans children from being suicidal without fucking emigrating.

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It seems pretty windy

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an illustration inspired by @lordoftherazzles’ beautiful fanfic (tumblr/ao3) that made me fall in love with thorin in suspenders and now it’s my new favorite thing! go read it now, go go go!

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my entry for @lorbalith beautiful DTIYS challenge on instagram!

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Fili and kili raiding the pantry feat. baby Gimli harvesting the goods and the royal cookie monster guarding the exit.

I haven’t drawn dwarves for aaaggeess but I was determined to have at least something lotr/hobbit related to sell at Tracon so I whipped this out super quickly! (as if I ever spend time on anything *snort*)

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glóin and baby gimli

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judging

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dori and nori enjoying their tea

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balin and ori 🪶💤

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bifur telling the best jokes

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