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I finally made it to season three of Picard, so as I said I would to a very very good friend who happens to be quite important to the creation of this show (🤭) I am gonna live blog the first episode and possibly others! So yeah let's go :3

-i love the ink spots dude this soundtrack goes so hard

-OMG ITS BABYGIRL BEVERLEY

-Shes so cheekbones

-omg she has a gun yasss

-OHH MY GOD NO THEY SHOT BABYGIRL

-erm that phaser rifle is NOT set to stun 🤓☝🏽

-can I ask why this whole opening scene is made up of like two colors--

-OOH NEW TITLE SEQUENCE HELLO??

-i want a painting of the 1701-D in my house :(

-little Bajoran statue on his desk..... That's there specifically for me......

-THE FLUTE OH MY GOD

-i love my beautiful boyfriend Jean-Luc

-omg I know the computer voice she's my favorite person ever 🤭🤭

-THE old uniform omg I'm screaming

-the lighting is giving sub rosa for some reason

-that was very cryptic Beverly are you fucking your grandma's old ghost boyfriend again

-why would she cut them off?? That's. Very odd

-its been two seasons of this already but can I ask why the Romula OH MY GOD SHE KISSED MY BOYFRIEND

-GET OFF HIM YOU FREAK HES MINEEEE

-RAHHH

-sorry I'm normal I promise

-AGGGHHHH WILL IS SO HOT

-The fat ones help 😭😭

-if they make Deanna and Will fight I will LOSE MY SHIT

-i'm so glad will is gonna be actually relevant in this season I missed him sm 😭

-this reminds me of the Orion bar on Nimbus III that you go to for that one mission in Star Trek Online that I can't beat lmao

-does being able to recognize and distinguish different star trek alien scripts make me a nerd ☹️

-SEVEN AND RAFFI BROKE UP????

-broooo

-i wasn't all that attached to them actually it's fine

-why is everyone having a mental breakdown and it's only episode one 💀

-i wanna have my bones crunched by a hot Orion man........ He's so green and beautiful.........

-earth space dock is a lot quieter outside STO lmao

-neo constitution?????

-OMGGGG HI SEVENNN

-making seven use her human name when she pretty explicitly doesn't like that is sooo cute........ I don't trust this new captain.......

-OMG GEORDI'S BABY??????

-NOOOOOO OH MY GODDD I'M LOSING IT

-is geordi not gay. Is that not actually canon. Did I make that up. I think I made that up.

-wathcing Jean-Luc and Will harass each other is my favorite thing so far

-New captain is kinda hot unfortunately ☹️

-Oh god and he's an asshole. That's my type. Oh God. Oh no.

-dude I can't stand this man. But also I need him.

-"bragging rights" will please

-everytime Jean-Luc gets something about modern starfleet wrong and embarrasses himself I contemplate suicide

-DUDE THIS GUY SUCKS

-"ACTUAL OFFICERS"??? DUDEEEE

-fuck this guy actually

-THE EX-BORG COMMENT??? HOLY SHITTTT KILL YOURSELFFF

-nvm he's not hot anymore he was mean to my boyfriend

-raffi needs help dude is she okay 😭

-13 COURT MARIAL LEVEL OFFENSES???? DUDEEE

-Uhhhh what's up with this. Handler thing.

-the warrior comment made me think Klingon but that's probably very very wrong lmao

-AWWW THEY GOT BUNK BEDS!! They're having a sleepover :3

-angry Will is really really hot. Sorry. Sorry. I'll leave.

-seven is so cool I'm losing it

-OH OMG OMG SEVEN COMMITTED MUTINY THATS SO SILLY YESSS

-yeah no I can't stand this guy

-OLD MEN COMMITING CRIMESSS

-The special effects in this show are so bomb I actually don't care what you all are going to say, you have no whimsy and joy

-OH FUCK THAT STARFLEET BUILDING JUST HOLY SHIT NOW ITS COMING OUT OF THE SKY HELLOO????

-Jonathan Frakes has never done anything wrong in his life and I'm obsessed with him

-will stop playing with the cremated remains

-i'm so tired of British people dude

-YEAHHH BEAT HIS ASS WILL aw he's done nvm...

-HER WHAT???? HER HUH????? HELLO????

-oh that ship is totally fine and not terrifying at all

Overall rating, 9/10. Very solid.

#star trek #axel rambles sometimes #pic #picard #pic s3 #picard s3 #tng

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          JULIAN BASHIR in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is TRANS! ♡

#hes literally me if you even giving a fuck #star trek #ds9

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My favorite thing about Brent Spiner playing all the Soong men is the fact that these mfs must have the STRONGEST genes in the universe. Literally all of them since the 2100s have looked and sounded and debatably acted EXACTLY the same. It's so funny.

#i love my silly space show #star trek #axel rambles sometimes #tng #ent #pic #brent spiner #data soong #lore soong #dr soong #soong type android

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HI SEXIES um um I made this really really detailed Romulan Centurion character on character AI for my own... Personal use... But I'm actually kinda proud of him bc he works really really well so I thought I'd give you guys the link!! He's kind of a creep so if ur not into that probably don't talk to him but?? I mean he's a creep in the way all Romulans are so <3

https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=7WOiHCodAcCtL66kTLwe7-EVv-xci6lo8FV3yXJS0qo

I might make him an actual OC if you guys like him but idk lmao

#star trek #axel rambles sometimes #c.ai #c.ai bot #my c.ai bot #my bot #romulan #romulus #tal shiar #selfship #self insert

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HELP WHY IS THIS ROMULAN BOY SO CUTEEEE

#AAAAHHH #star trek #pic #liveblogging

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OKAY SO after forcing myself to finish Voyager I am finally watching Picard so I'm gonna liveblog my reactions to episode one for the Enjoyment Of The People. Spoiler warning obv lol

-the cinematography is so yass

-oh my god it's my husba DATA?????

-WHAT

-HELLO???

-or is that B4...?

-I have to rewatch the TNG movies :/

-When did Jean-Luc start drinking his tea with milk????

-i love my husband Jean-Luc so much hes so hot even at 83 <<3

-uhhhh what's. Oh my god. Oh it was a dream. Oh I'm gonna kill myself.

-THE DOGS NAME IS NUMBER ONE ☹️

-AWWW HE'S BACK IN FRANCE :(

-who are these new people

-i'm uncomfortable

-WHAT the fuck is up with the replicators

-OH DAMN LMAOOO THEY BOUTTA DIE

-omg I'm from Seattle too she's just like me fr fr

-me when I'm murdering bitches

-of course the Black boy dies immediately ‼️ yasss ‼️‼️

-Intro was kinda meh ngl :/

-why is there SO much piano going on

-my beautiful old man boyfriend...

-JEAN LUC SPEAKING FRENCH IS GONNA MAKE ME CUM.

-sorry ☹️

-omg ....... Who is this sexy romulan man......

-DECAF??????

-he looks so tired someone please let this man go home 😭😭 my poor baby Patrick :(

-literally who are these people

-I always forget about that the Romulan supernova happened outside STO 💀

-Why is she bullying my bf. Kill yourself.

-GOD HE'S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I'M SCREAMINGGGG

-I need to perform this monologue

-literally who is this girl 😭

-can you leave my husband alone please

-the writing just took a random turn downward

-PLEASEEEE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM

-stop looking at him like that 🤨🤨

-dahj has Mary Sue energy I'm sorry 😭

-STOP TOUCHING HIM I'M GOING FERAL

-i also hallucinate Data being in my backyard

-Its probably just because we have better camera quality now then we did in the nineties but Brent's contacts are making me so uncomfortable 😭

-why does he say stasis like that 💀

-THE PICARD DAY BANNER :(

-DAUGHTER??????

-didnt we already do this in that one TNG episode

-OHH wait is she an android

-i want Jean-Luc so bad no one understands

-WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT

-I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT'S HAPPENING

-HOLY SHIT

-Why are they making this sad old man run so much he's in his 80s 😭😭

-WAIT DID SHE JUST DIE LMAOOO NO FUCKIN WAYYY

-Number One is my favorite character other than my boyfriend, he's so perfect

-"I haven't been living, I've been waiting to die" OKAY SO YOU CAN WRITE WELL YOU JUST CHOSE NOT TO FOR THE PAST LIKE TWENTY MINUTES LMAOO

-omg hi B4!!

-i miss data ☹️

-DR MADDOX???? UGHHHH

-PAIRS??? THERE'S TWO OF THEM????

-that transition was bomb asf

-HOT ROMULAN GUY HOT ROMULAN GUY why is he British OH MY GOD THERE'S THE OTHER ONE

-damn straight to the traumadump

-this dialogue is kinda stilted tbh

-erm is that a Borg cube 🤨🤨

Overall rating 6/10

#star trek #axel rambles sometimes #liveblogging #pic #picard #tng

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I finally finished Voyager and for the first time in my 6 month hyperfixation on this franchise I didn't cry at the last episode I was just kinda like. Eh. Alr. Bye guys.

#sorry voy enjoyers #i liked it but #it just wasnt ent or ds9 :/ #or tng for that matter #star trek #axel rambles sometimes #voy

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Hi guys! Very sorry for the inactivity, I've been super super super busy these past few weeks. I just debuted two of my original plays/scenes, competed at the DTASC Shakespeare Festival, and I have one more production this week :") I'll be back soon though I promise! I might try to post something tomorrow but we'll see lol

#axel rambles sometimes #misc

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Help your husband, Jim.

#i love this scene they're so cute #my sillies #star trek #tos #spirk

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i do think medical & sciences should have different shirt colors. after you've been attacked by sentient plants or the hull has been breached by klingons or a malevolent space cloud has incapacitated the bridge crew, i think you'd want to be able to tell immediately if you're running towards a doctor or a geologist. design flaw

#RIGHT #star trek

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my favourite lines from star trek tos

“What are you? What are those?” “I call them ears.” “Are you trying to be funny?” “NEVER”

“We’re going nowhere mighty fast”

“The Garden of Eden was..just outside Moscow”

“Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder” *pinches the guy’s neck*

“I’m a doctor, not an escalator!”

“Sometimes I think if I hear that word ‘frequency’ once more, I’ll cry.”

“Logic, logic, I’m sick to death of logic!”

“That was in the late 1960s” “Apparently captain, so are we” *zoom in on Kirk’s face* “WHAT?!”

“He had too much happiness”

that scene in The Trouble with Tribbles when Scotty told Chekov that vodka is for babies and real men drink only scotch

“How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven’t you wondered?” *awkward silence* “I guess the rest of us assume that it’s done quite..logically”

“Captain, you make a very convincing Nazi” *theatrically offended face*

“Please, Spock, do me a favor and don’t say it’s fascinating…” “No. But it is…interesting”

“Lieutenant Sulu..is chasing a crewman..with a sword??”

*three witches appear and curse them* “Spock, comment.” “Very bad poetry, captain.” “…” “A more..useful comment, Mr. Spock.”

“What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?” “This little thing? Just something I slipped on” *flutters eyelashes*

“Captain’s log, stardate… Armageddon” *cue dramatic music*

#real <<3 #star trek #tos

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my favourite lines from star trek tos

“What are you? What are those?” “I call them ears.” “Are you trying to be funny?” “NEVER”

“We’re going nowhere mighty fast”

“The Garden of Eden was..just outside Moscow”

“Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder” *pinches the guy’s neck*

“I’m a doctor, not an escalator!”

“Sometimes I think if I hear that word ‘frequency’ once more, I’ll cry.”

“Logic, logic, I’m sick to death of logic!”

“That was in the late 1960s” “Apparently captain, so are we” *zoom in on Kirk’s face* “WHAT?!”

“He had too much happiness”

that scene in The Trouble with Tribbles when Scotty told Chekov that vodka is for babies and real men drink only scotch

“How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven’t you wondered?” *awkward silence* “I guess the rest of us assume that it’s done quite..logically”

“Captain, you make a very convincing Nazi” *theatrically offended face*

“Please, Spock, do me a favor and don’t say it’s fascinating…” “No. But it is…interesting”

“Lieutenant Sulu..is chasing a crewman..with a sword??”

*three witches appear and curse them* “Spock, comment.” “Very bad poetry, captain.” “…” “A more..useful comment, Mr. Spock.”

“What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?” “This little thing? Just something I slipped on” *flutters eyelashes*

“Captain’s log, stardate… Armageddon” *cue dramatic music*

#real <<3 #star trek #tos

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he's so unhelpful and it's on purpose

#I adore him #star trek #tos

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Today in the Department of Before They Were Star Trek Stars, DeForest Kelley guest stars in "A Taste of Peace," episode 24 of the single season of The Gallant Men (original air date March 16, 1963). In this WWII action/drama, Kelley plays an Army Colonel who offers the main character a desk job behind the lines after he's wounded in action,

Bonus for the Dark Shadows fans: Baby Roger Davis.

#hes so cute wahh #star trek #tos

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#his thinking face :( #star trek #tng

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#i need him... sigh... #star trek #ds9

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STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES 1.16 ‣ The Galileo Seven // 2.10 ‣ Journey to Babel

#crying #star trek #tos #spirk