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Charlie, about Alastor: Vaggie warned me. Everybody warned me..

Charlie: actually HE warned me.

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Charlie: everyone has their own demons.

Charlie, hugging Alastor: this one is mine.

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Alastor, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Lucifer: Tea. Alastor: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Charlie: the food’s too hot, I can’t eat it yet.

Alastor: but dear, you’re hot and I still eat you.

Charlie:

Husk, slamming his fists on the table: ONE MEAL!! ONE FUCKING MEAL IS ALL I ASK!!

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The Sinners after Alastor took out all those Overlords: You've freed us!

Alastor: Oh, I wouldn't say "freed". More like, "under new management"

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Niffty: Why is helping someone bury a body the standard for true friendship?

Alastor: It's just a saying that you're in it together no matter what.

Husk: I'm all for that. I'll hide evidence, bribe people, lie to whoever I need to, but I am not digging a hole in the ground.

Alastor: Why is that the something you wouldn't do?

Husk: Too much work. Sounds exhausting.

Niffty: Agreed.

Angel Dust raises his hand: I've done all of that. It ain't that bad.

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Alastor: *handing Charlie a blanket and a cup of coffee* Good morning, my darling princess. It’s such a pleasure to wake up to the sight of your beautiful face every day.

Husk: *repeatedly whacking Angel in the head with a newspaper* WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE??

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them at the end of episode 8:

Lucifer: you’re alive.

Alastor: there’s no need to sound disappointed.

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Vaggie: Could someone pass me the sugar?

Alastor: Why certainly!

Alastor: *passes Charlie to Vaggie*

Vaggie: Uh..okay? How about the salt?

Alastor: *aggressively throws Husk across the table*

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Episode 5 was like:

Charlie: Daddy?

Lucifer and Alastor answering in sync: Yes?

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I got the reference xD

Alastor: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Alastor:

Alastor: Although a ‘dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence’ also works.

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Vaggie, leaving Alastor and Lucifer in a room together: Can you two please try to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Alastor: Oh, please, my dear. We're not children.

Vaggie: *leaves*

Lucifer, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Alastor, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

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Vaggie: Why can’t you guys just look at things from my perspective?

Sir Pentious: *leans down*

Alastor: *crouches down*

Angel: *sits on the fucking floor*

Vaggie:

Vaggie: I fucking hate all of you.

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“One less demon, one less lost cause” - Alastor, obviously.

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Alastor: If the Ruler of Hell doesn't appear out of nowhere to stop me, then it can't be that bad.

Charlie: If my dad is approving of this, then it can't be THAT GOOD.

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Alastor: [Watches someone make an idiot of himself]

Alastor: It's like an educational lecture showing the breakdown of the human mind.

Alastor: And I love it.

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Alastor, to Charlie: I’ve have to listen to your mindless positivity every day since I arrived here at the hotel.

Charlie: Well... Is that bad?

Alastor: Of course not, honey. Actually you’re relentlessly good-natured spirit is a holy nightmare!

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