#⁽ ♤ valiant. ₎

[thatdeadaquarius]

I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-

MINCE YOUR WORDS.

IN ONE SENTENCE.

PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.

Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-

No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-

No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-

And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:

'One with the Floor!'

One with the what?

'Shake your ass, sir!'

Cue spitting tea-

(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.

Aight, imma just.. go.

*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖

Also @2:20

For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon

I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀

^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON

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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)

"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)

"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)

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You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??

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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences

Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)

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People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:

Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔

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Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else

Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,

(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)

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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING

Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡ the beloveds:

@karmawonders

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#my head is full of blunt language genshin isekai #i love any and all God!Reader stuff #i have a WHOLE fatass worldbuilding AU abt god reader being from another world #and falling into abyss and getting turned into an abyss god #lmk if thats ever interesting to anyone ever its kinda niche :/ #genshin impact #ask box open #my asks #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #please send asks #taglist open! #aka the beloveds #dm me if interested #genshin isekai

[beccawasautocorrected]

DSMP LORE: KEEPING ALONG WITH THE STREAM. FOR ANYONE WHO MISSED THE STREAM OR MISSED A FEW PARTS!! :D (don't look up what a VOD is-)

I didn't describe any fight scenes, yk how those go, but if something happened during them, I notes them down

I didn't mention his name, yk who it is >:(, but I'll just refer to him as "he" with quotation marks.

♤-quote

☆-important

♡-to censor swear words

Omg Tommy really at Lmanburg ruins what in the hell-

Tommy brought up exile, uh ohhh

PRESIDENT SOOT. PRESIDENT SOOT??

SAM NOOK?!?×,×,÷; AWW NOOOOO

Tommy told Sam Nook to live his own life I'm done I'm sobbing

He just asked for his enchantments on his sword I'm-

"Build your house next to mine, build your house a million blocks from here" -Tommy♤

TOMMT AND TUBBO STARTING SINGING "REVENGE" LMAO ITS SO DELAYED

Sick toobo

They're discussing battle plans on the tower

They used swiftness potion and are attempting to break in. Tommy got scared by the mining fatigue effect LOL

My god the prison looks so run down.

SCARY PRISON NOISES AAA

We got dripstone on the ceiling and vines everywhere

Tommy is being real speedy rn, I think he might fallen on his promise to Tubbo about that invisibility

UH OHHHHH, ITS THE GUYYY, UHH-

"To the end of the Earth." -Tommy and Tubbo♤

OH GOD THEY SWINGIN'

THEY PEARLIN'

Tubbo got glitched into a block

"HE" LEFT AND THE DOOR CLOSED AND THE FLOOR WENT DOWN, REDSTONE CLEARLY WORKS-

They tried pulling a lever, but it didn't work, so they blew up the door and are going up the stairs

OH GOD THEY SHOOTIN'

Tommy keeps screaming.

"He" escaped againnn

"NOT MY TUBBO" -Tommy♤

Tubbo's throat sounds so sore, omg he is sick

TUBBO JUST FELL IN LAVA, HE'S FINE THOUGH

Tommy's getting PTSD of his memories from the prison

OH MY GOD THE VOICE "HE" DID

THEY TRAPPED THEMSELVES INTO THE CELL, "HE" IS USING TNT TO BLOW THEM UP FROM THE INSIDE-

The prison alarm is going off

TUBBO KILLED "HIM" OH MY GOD-

"HE" IS DEAD.

Celebratory moment yippee

Tommy took off his Armour, oh my god this dude.

TOMMY JUST BLASTED MUSIC AND ITS REALLY LOUD.

The bois are escaping the prison with loud music and an annoying prison sound in the background

Tubbo just brought up L'moonburg, omg LMAO he won't quit it.

"WE DID IT!!! THAT'S A WRAP!!" -Tommy♤

Tommy really brought up an election, but thankfully he called it off

Tommy has Technos bell o7

"We have our happy ending" -Tommy♤

"MY SWEARY LITTLE VIRGIN FRIEND" -Tommy♤

Tommy and Tubbo are talking to BBH

"HE" IS IN SPECTATOR MODE-?

HE JUST SWORE IN FRONT OF BAD LMAO

Sam is concerned about the alarm, Tommy announced "he" is dead.

"I'm free, I'm free!!" -Awsamdude♤

6PM GMT TOMORROW YALL☆

Election for vice president. It's all he knows.

TOMMY MENTIONED INVITING PUNZ, HE DOESNT KNOW-

The leaves are greener, everything is vibrant for our valiant hero Tommyinnit

"PUNZYYY" -Tommy♤

"A nation's never gone right on this server" -Punz♤

"THE WICKED B♡TCH IS DEAD!!" -Tommy♤

Tommy wants an economy on the server.

Wait why is Punz actually glad "he's" dead what-

Punz is luring them somewhere, this don't look good-

They're going in for a "GO TEAM!"

Punz is leading them into a secret underground room with soul torches and stone.

Punz is quiet. I hate it.

THE STONE TURNED TO BLACKSTONE. THIS ISN'T GOOD

Tommy and Tubbo are suspicious.

The hall is really thin.

THE WALLS ARE FILLED WITH TNT. I KNEW THIS WOULDN'T GO WELL.

PUNZ HAS ACCESS TO THE REVIVAL BOOK. OH MY GOD, PUNZ WANTS POWER

Oh god thunder sounds-

"HES" BACK, PUNZ REVIVED HIM, AND THE HALLWAY BLEW UP

They're being chased-

Oh god this is intense.

They went into the tower, Tubbo is panicking, THEY'RE CLIMBING UP THE TOWER, AND-

It's all a Spiderman reference.

No Way Home- 6PM GMT tomorrow☆

This is really long, very very sorry, but this is literally the entire stream-

If this was helpful to anyone, I'll do it again for the stream tomorrow. If it wasn't, then I'll still do it anyway cuz it was fun for me LOL

#dsmpblr #dsmp spoilers #dsmp lore #dsmp tommy #dsmp tubbo #dsmp awesamdude #dsmp punz #dream smp #dream smp spoilers #dsmp bbh #yikesaroonie this was a lot to type out