#❇️ 💤 anon!

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suddenly flash backed to 2017 when i used to vehemently loathe tord. genuinely thought he was the WORST because my favourite character at the time was edd and i had friend problems so i was like. “that tord b**ch is exactly like *****” for the betrayal. then a year later i rewatched and i was like “oh no…OH NO”.

be honest with me, what was your first impression of tom? and how’d you get into eddsworld? because i think tord and i had a onesided enemies to lovers arc.

also i WILL get you to spill abt the WTfuture au, mark my wordsss… /j

- 💤

BRO BRO BRO BRO 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 if you're a tom fan you have a chance of being 1) a to.rd lover, OR 2) a to.rd hater

and i definitely used to be the #2 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you should know by now why LMFAOAOAO I thought this was a t.ord revival not tom bullying compilation/jjj but now I love them all equally!! SO MUCHHHHH!!! I just have my own fanon perceptions of them c:

AND ACTUALLY, I ANSWERED THIS QUESTION BEFORE!! but here's an excerpt to answer your question~

tldr; it was a slow burn just like tomjesse 😩😩 JAHSHDHAHDHAJDJA it's funny because I actually simultaneously crushed on matt and tom, but leaned more on tom so I had two idiots to cry over SHHHH but I think I was also biased because I'm a big fan of t.o.m.s.k.a so I paid more attention to him than the others lololol

(NO YOU WILL NOT. I WILL NOT BE SWAYYYYEDDDDDDD /HJ)

#🍀 inbox #❇️ 💤 anon! #jil infodumps her life story from middle school real #yknow what's funny ........ #the person who made me watch eddsworld was somebody who had a crush on me. im sorry buddy u made me a tom kisser now

[oysterdelite]

introduction !!

MINORS DNI

Hello everyone! I’m making this blog cause oh man what is a 20 year old with a weird interest in breeding other t-boys to do but get on tumblr and find a community lol

Anyway hi I’m Oyster (or delite or del or my real name which I’m only willing to share if we become buds!) I’m a Service/Soft Dom & Stone Top, I’m pre-T, transmasc, and use He/They pronouns (He preferred!)

I like puppy boys and kitty boys and enjoy being called Sir most! I will be posting probably mostly about pounding my boyfriend most because I’m deranged.

(Yes I chose this blog name because something something eating clam lol)

I’m autistic, chunky, and Latino so plz no ableism, fatphobia, or racism, you will be blocked!

Anons: Currently Accepting Anons!

DMs: CLOSED!

Star ⭐️, A, Anon <3, Top Anon, 🦊, 🧸, 🎾🐾, 🦈, 💤, Holy 🪽 (he/him), 🪷, ❇️, 💙, 🦇🐾 , 🎲, 🏵️, 🐑, 🍓🐶, 🌿, 🕯️, 🐕🎀, 💜🖋️, 🦴, 🐚, 🌟, L, 🥕, 🪱, 🍑, 🐈‍⬛🖤, 🦷, 🥀🐾, 🍪, 🕸️, 🍬, 🏴‍☠️🧬, 🌹✨

Tags!:

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I’m 5 feet tall which I think is always very funny to people who can’t comprehend a short autistic trans guy who only tops lol

More below the cut about kinks, limits, dni, and more info about me!

My posts are not consent to send me unsolicited photos- please ask FIRST!

Given that this is my page, I am allowed at any time to stop interacting with you for any reason. If I am uncomfortable or just not in the mood to talk- I may not answer. Please do not take offense to this. I am still a regular human behind the screen.

I am fine being friends with y’all but I do have a partner so any “flirting” is pretty much platonic and does not mean we are dating, talking stage, a “situationship,” etc. If you would like to get to know me more please feel free to reach out but just because you jack off to my text posts does NOT mean you deserve to have access to any personal or private information about me and is not consent to pressure me into sharing more than I’m comfortable with.

Kinks!

(Highlighted are my faves!)

Breeding

Drool

Monster Fucking

Knotting

Semi-Public sex

Begging

Hair pulling

Praise

Light cnc/Dubcon (agreed upon before hand and given signals when it’s ok)

Edging

Pet play

Somno

Intox

Voyeurism

Overstimulation

Teasing

& more I can’t remember rn

Limits

Feel free to keep interacting with my blog if you enjoy these, they’re just not for me!

Any body fluids other than cum or spit (blood, pee, fecal matter, vomit, etc)

Impact play

Bondage (really depends on the situation! Intense bondage is a little too much for where I am now!)

Forced masc

Proper rape play (light cnc is fun but I will not enact scenes involving grabbing someone off a street or forcing myself on them if they’re thrashing about or fighting back)

Daddy kink (I prefer Sir! This may change from day to day depending on how I’m feeling but in general I usually won’t respond to that)

Hard Limits

PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG OR COMMENT ON MY CONTENT IF YOU ENGAGE WITH THESE TOPICS

Race play

Ageplay

Ddlg or anything similar

Beastiality

Necroplay

Detrans

Anything weight related (feeder/feedee etc)

Incest or fauxcest

DNI!

Racists, Transphobes, Ableists, Fatphobes, Conservatives, Zionists (Free Palestine!), etc

Anyone under 18!!

MAPS, pedos, Zoos, etc

Men DNI blogs (I am a man! Please for your sake, don’t interact with my stuff!)

Anyone who thinks they can “fix” my stone top identity. No I don’t bottom, no I don’t like receiving please don’t try to change that I will block you!

Get to know me better!

I have an elderly dog and I work as a math tutor for my college. I’m currently studying graphic design but I was previously a biology major. I like to draw in my spare time, I’m a huge fan of post punk and new wave music. Every time I go to karaoke, Creep by Radiohead is the first song I choose (yes I’m cringe). I love D&D and nerdy shit and spend most of my time at my local game club! I’m autistic, adhd, and probably have POTS and hypermobility so some days or weeks are harder on my body than others! My favorite color is pink and I love spy movies and comedy sitcoms about terrible people.

I have a real life outside of tumblr, please do not be offended if it takes me a little while to get back to you!

I think that’s about it! Come have fun with me! Feel free to send in asks to me anytime, but I am getting busy so I ask that you be patient!

Love,

OysterDelite

#mlm nsft #t4t #gay #t4t mlm #t4t nsft #ftm nsft #ftm sub #ftm ns/fw #ftm bottom #ftm puppy #trans ftm #transmasc #breeding k1nk #submisive and breedable #FTM dom

[star-on-a-beach]

smiles. greetings star

icia - 👻🍰☀️🌌🍼🎀❄️💙 starro - 🤥💐🌹💎🎨📏🌠💘 dunite - 😨🌺🌏🎁✏️📎💧 citrina - 👪☕️🙊🎭🎵🚆🌈💌 hexe - 👁️🍩🍀📣👖⚙️🔥 slynn - 👊🥞🕷️✂️⏳❇️🌪️💔 odette - 💤🌙🍃📖📚🌩️☄️💖 samuel - 💢🍟🍁👑🎡🔧🌟💓 twins - 🎂🌋🙉📸🎤📦💗 mirobelle - 😭🍧🌱💡🎷🖍️☁️💚 achilles - 💥🍓🙈🪤🔪🔫🚲❤️

OH?

HI?

WHO IS THIS

WHATS GOING ON /POS

IM SO CONFUSED

EDIT:

All of the characters listed above are done! I just need Callista to fill the set, but that's /nf. Tysm @silhouette-anon for putting me through this very fun hell /gen <3333 enjoyyyyyyy I hid lore in most of these

They're all in reblogs btw

#modstar

[babyboibucky]

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Okay alright I commend your time and effort, anon

#bbb anon asks

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THEY HAVE CANONICAL HEIGHTS??? MY 4'11 SELF IS WONDERING?!

- 💤 anon

AGGRESSIVELY POINTS AT THIS OLD TWITT.ER POST

ALSO 4'11 THATS NO MATCH FOR THESE BOYS HEHRHAHRJJSTHJAE/POS EDD'S LIKE 6 FOOT AHGDHAHSGAGDGSGDGHA

#TOMS HAIR IS DECEPTIVE LMAO #❇️ 💤 anon! #🍀 inbox

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

it’s like 12 am however!! the finished piece! i hope you had a good day despite your stresses :’)). also, as a funky f/o question! how’s susan in your relationship with tom? or you could talk abt your other f/os too! (like knight cookie) i rlly enjoy listening to ppl gush, especially if i gush to them abt things aha

- 💤 anon

dude this looks SO CUTE HELLO!!!!! OHHH I LOVE THE COLORSSSS ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ this looks even better now it feels so warm and cozy and soft!!!! YEASAS 12874922/10 would look again 🥺🥺🥺 what's your s/i's name? 👁️👁️ btw that's true love right there. the way they look at each other, they dig each other so hard aha 😳

omg AAAAA i absolutely appreciate your gush passes, I easily chicken out if I were to write long winded gushes but if I'm prompted to, I'll absolutely do it!! I just need a lil tug is all :') TYSMMM HUHU

I'm gonna guess you mean the fankid with tom whom I named susan ridley aha 🙈 because I have a lot to say already <33 in contrast to the simple bass lmfao

between jesse and tom, tom is the doting parent — amazing character development right? he went from being a cynical and sarcastic guy — to suddenly loving his daughter a whole lot!! and will probably threaten anyone who insults her/jjj

he proudly gives his tom.ee bear to susan, it's his toy, yeah, but he wants her to have his prized possession because he loves her a whole lot 🥺 and she seems to have a lot of fun with it so why not lend it to her? hehe

I hc tom to have a rough childhood in a way, (not sure if the bowling bowl/pineapple thingy contributes or there's a hidden symbolism going on but I feel like there is) so he'd definitely wouldn't want her to get the same treatment as he did before, so he's doing his best to keep her childhood pure! c:

okay okay I know you said OR kn.ight cookie but idc im gonna mention him a lil here since haven't properly <3 he's such a sweet guy, I think he gets overlooked a lot and misunderstood and especially how prin.cess cookie is the one to take more initiative compared to him, he's more of a pushover and I think he deserves some more love and attention and that's why matcha (s/i) exists now BWHAHAHAHA

#long post #❇️ 💤 anon! #you're making my night so swell thank you for coming into my box every now and then!! its nice to talk <3 #btw im all good now! my teacher responded to me and i feel assured and calmed #its a small thing i worried over but its okay now!! #i should make a tag for susan ridley oh dear #~ others ships #🍀 inbox #{r}: 🗡️ #tom.rom

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

EDD....IS 6''3? YOU CANT BE SERIOUS /NM

FUCK I'm always gonna be shorter no matter what, what is this 😔.my guess that edd is 6'3,matt is 6'0,tord is 5'10/9 and tom is 5'8/7 depending on how deceptive his hair is

Ig that's how Europeans are 😔us pinoys gotta stick together

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wAIT WHAT THE HELL U'RE PINOY?????! WH. EHE F OGH????????? SO YOU MUST KNOW WHATS A PUTO TO BEGIN WITH PLS OMH AHSHSHSHDHHSSHHSHS HIIII HELLOOOO ABSBDBDBSBSBD 🙈🙈🙈🙈 BUT VERY TRUE😩

see the funny thing is that tom is the shortest, by european standards (probably) ..... by seasian standards however............ that's very tall LMAOAOSOAOA so how much more for edd who's 6 foot like oml PFFFF I mean I'm not complaining though i love the variety!! I'm 5'2 I'm no match for all of them either 😩😩😩

#me and my shorties (short + besties) how are we feeling today #🍀 inbox #❇️ 💤 anon!

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

today i realize, tord is a bastard but he’s my bastard 😔 i know he’d be happy and smug to know that i wouldn’t replace him for anything. i have also come to terms w the fact he loves me and i’m never getting rid of him. i thought i threw my silly crush on him away back in 2018 but now i’m dating him, swell /j

i hope you’re having a good night so far!!! just got back from a road trip. pls gush abt you and tom and your world/ s/i!! id love to hear it :DD think of it as compensation from being forced to listen to me ramble abt the dumb red man.

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GOSH 2018?????? ME BUT 2017 HECK I FELT THAT SO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭 I really never thought I'd come back to tom but here I am,,,, and i am kissing him HSDHHSHDHAHS

aND OH YES DEFINITELY!!! look as much as you wanna make fun of him he doesn't take them seriously because he knows you truly like him HEHEHEHEH. he would proudly label himself as "your bastard". and heck he probably wanna do an uno card at your sarcasm by kissing u when you least expect it 😳 AYIEIIEIEE

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG I truly needed to hear that, I had a super busy day believe me, so this made me c': <3333 and I hope you had a blast with your road trip!! it's been awhile since I had a recreational event but that's alright hehe

gosh,,,, I can't believe you pulled the gush card on me im legit THINKING ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME ARRAGAHHSRHAA I CAN'T BELIEVE UUUUU /NSRS/POS DHDHSHSHS

gnhmgfn i said this so so SO many times but. tfbdhfh But Like. I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABT HOW tom's personality drastically switches when jesse is around. he's suddenly polite, nice and considerate?? are you sure that's still tom? that's something his friends continue to wonder — HOW did he land on jesse and HOW did she make him act like this?? they love it tho EEE

he rarely smiles, well he only does if it's something he enjoys but- it's somehow different if it's a person that makes him smile, isn't that sO YK????? CRIES!!!!!! CRIES

whenever she's around he wanna drop his cynical attitude, perhaps her gentle nature rubbed him off in a good way 🥺 I keep talking about his side but omf her, HER. she adores him SO SO MUCH she's just so shy to express it all the time but if it weren't for her shy trait, she'd be all over him but that changes in the future au omg AHA AHA she doesn't care anymore that's her husband now

my favorite thing with tomjesse is that i can find ways to make them show their affection for each other, when it's vague it's even cuter WEEEEEEEEEEE but of course the humble amount of pda is just as good like please KISS just KISS I DON'T CARE

#SORRY SORRY I SAW THIS ASK HOURS AGO BUT COULDN'T GET TO IT BUT NOW I CAN SBSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS #pal. homie. im litterally in love with the blue man i dont know what to do with myself other than cry about it #DUDE I CAN GO ON BUT NO I MUST RESIST #🍀 inbox #❇️ 💤 anon!

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i just graduated!! i got an award for my strand!! (so like course? JSND AWARD!!) i’m so tired rn but the entire time i was like “oh my god, i’m going to my dream college” to “kiss kiss tord”. AND AUGUST!! IS SO SMART!! i will use that for the second one! i like to imagine the first fankid would be very responsible (tm), and takes more from tords oooo red leader ooo fancy leader side!! ALSOSORRYFORGUSHIBGOWJSSN. IMVERYSENTIMENTALTODAYANS. its so funny to imagine him as the “infamous, dignified red leader” and then man’s who will purposefully annoy me because i didn’t kiss him or cuddle him enough.

can’t talk too much cause going to fam! but i hope you’re having a great day!! what did you and tom do today? or maybe you could talk abt ruv? mayhaps??

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HEYYYYYYY CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! pls thats such a mood fr like omfg I'm gonna be the best technician ever and then it goes to hmmh... my f/o in a suit is very *lipbite* HAHDHAHEHAHEHAHHEHAHSG the shift in mood in us selfshippers 🤧

AND YES OMG YAYAYAYAY AUGUST!!! TELL ME ABT UR FANKIDS SOMEDAY!!! 💞💓💞💓💞💓 I'VE STILL HAVE YET TO HEAR THE FIRST ONE 🙈 and RIGHT!!! I see tord who aggressively years like in a cute way so he's gonna be so angy like ples just just tell me I look cute pls *cries* HSHDHAHDHHAHSA what a man indeed, your man 🙈

im so sorry as much as i wanna talk abt ru.v i jsut. t o m BSJSHSBBSBSBSBSB I LOVE HE

okay today I was baking puto! it's a dish from my country but I guess in english you'd call it steamed rice cake? ANYWAYS I'm trying to master the dish, and that means I get the liberty to color the puto and i like making them a variety of colors but I always wanna add blue and green.... cuz y'know..... tomje- YEAH. HSHDHAHEHAHEA i think baking w tom sounds super fun 🥺 he doesn't know what he's doing tbh but he's trying to participate because he doesn't wanna watch her do all the hard work and he'd be just there at the back so he's actively helping out!! they play with each other pasting batter on each other's cheeks y'know that cute stuff, switching out with mixing the batter because it can get exhausting, that cute stuff 🥺 just helping each other around WAAAH 😭

he holds up a green small puto and he's like "this is lil jesse" "she's very cute" WEWHRHEHFHSJRBJSHFJSS STOP STOP YOU'RE ADORABLE CRYING I think about this all day im telling u HRHAHRHAHRA THAYS ALL WEEEWEWEW

I HOPE URE HAVING A GREAT DAY WITH UR FAM!!! stay safe!!! 💞💓💞💓💞 once again congratulations with graduating, ur fos are SO PROUD OF U!!!!!

#IM ALSO GONNA GET MY TOGA TODAY YAYYYYYYY #ik so soft rn help #🍀 inbox #❇️ 💤 anon!

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AGHH SUSAN IS!! EVERYTHING TO ME!! she’s so cute oh my gODWMSMS. i am begging u to talk abt her and her future life and all that jazz. ALSO ALSO YOU AND TOM IN THE FUTURE!! JUST!! AGAHHSMS

man developing a fankid for tord and i! my s/is name is october so i initially wanted a month name but decided to choose a norwegian name since i think i’d leave it to him sobs. i am deep in denial but at the same time my only thought today was sitting on his lap while he works on something while i nap and NSNKHEKISSESMYHEADEVERYSOOFTEN

once again, blaming u for my tord brainroot 🙄 can’t believe you would do this to anyone /j. literally abt to help with graduation tomorrow and i just know i’m only going to be thinking “tord,,kissing,,,me..” on repeat

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GOGKYLDHJSDJSD SIM SO HAPPY THANK YOU!!!! I actually had a hard time designing her because I wanted her to look good sO ASHDJAEHAJD TYSMMM I kept debating whether to give her the "eyes" or not, how her pointed hair should look, etc etc so 🥺🥺🥺 AND RIGHT??? TOMJESSE SO 😩😩 IN THE FUTURE 🙈🙈🙈🙈

i feel like I need to sadly emphasize this, susan is literally as they call, a fankid. she's not actually canonical in the future au (i was too scared to say this but that au gets. pretty angsty BYE I can't drag her in i can't), I simply couldn't pass to embrace the domestic au that they could have since they're married and all that 🥺 BUT DON'T FEEL TOO BAD BECAUSE I'm so ready to throw cute shit at all of you when I can EHEHEHEH

BUT!!! what I can offer to tell is that, susan is actually very hyper, energetic and easily excited! when she first made her appearance to tom's friends, they certainly had a mix of emotions. edd was so happy, because he instantly knew he's going to be a great uncle!! he's gonna draw for her a lot of stuff <3 and ringo's other playmate <33 matt was a little uhh,,,, maybe a little startled at her eyes (don't tell me he's not at least terrified i know he should be) but after seeing a little more of her, he loves to dress her up and look super cute!! t.ord, however, is the literal embodiment of this meme

I once imagined him willing to wear a baby carrier strap while holding his guns, he calls this babysitting BAHAHAHAHDHHAHDHA

this was so unexpected for tom, trust me. he kinda likes this new side of him and definitely respects him a little more if not entirely hehe, that's all I can offer today c:

one of my favorite month names is august!! I think that would've been a cool name!! but ofc I'd love to hear more foreign names because it's just as awesome!! AND HOHOHOHOHHEHEH HE DOESNT WANNA MOVE TOO MUCH because omfg why r u so cute when u mimimimi snore snore zzzz so he just kissy EHEHHEHE he pushes hair away to see ur sleeby face..... aw 🥺

AND AYOOOOOO OMFG YOU'RE GRADUATING TOO?!?!?? SAME SAME SAME JUST GIVE MINE A FEW WEEKS BUT CHEERS BUDDY!!!! after you throw your hat, go run to to.rd because he's waiting to hug and congratulate you!!!! :D!!!! ALSO NO IM STILL NOT SORRY FOR SPILLING E.DDSWORL.D ONTO MY SELFSHIPPING MUTUALS U ALL ARE COMING WITH ME

#GRADUATING BUDDIESSSSS :DDDDDDD #❇️ 💤 anon! #♥️ fankid; susan ridley #🍀 inbox #long post

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hello!! so i was the person who was like (YOU GOT ME BACK INTO EDDSWORLD WHY NSDNDM /lh) and now i self ship with tord. congrats. i’ve been converted both into a selfshipper and a t o r d spouse of all things /lh pls don’t take this as rude i’m very glad you got me back in because i haven’t had this much fun in while.

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AYOOOO YAY!!!!!!! LESGO!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈💓💓💓💓💓

me out here converting y'all to e.w (I'm not sorry) HAHAHSHSH please feel free to use this as a gush center for my red bastard friend <3 and no, none taken!! I find your denial so hilarious so it doesn't bug me at all if it sounded a little harsh, as long as I understand the whole context :3 im super glad youre doing well since then with tord HEEHEHE KISS THE LAD WON'T YE

#❇️ 💤 anon! #🍀 inbox

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I SAW THE TORD MERCH THAT IMPLIED HE WAS 5'9 AND THAT FINALIZED MY FIRST FANKID. To be fair, Scandinavians are really really freaking tall. (Also yes I knew what puto was ANANZMX I was like "woah...yeah same home country!!!")

I havent drawn him completely yet because I'm still debating on some stuff, but his name is aksel! Aksel (insert a last name that I have not decided yet rip). This is slightly angsty but it would happen in both a regular domestic au and wtfuture au,but circumstances would be different. Hes really tall (around 5'11) and hes actually incredibly polite. Opposite and similar at the same time to his dad in the way he can handle situations. Usually ends up the mediator in conflict with friends/siblings. I think hed like Susan alot!! I imagine hes older so he would usually enjoy playing around or reading bedtime stories lmao. Hes just that type of guy. Very brutal in debate, and has alot of depressed rage.

SOYESTHATWASMYGUSH. smth extra is that tom is a platonic f/o of mine and I'd be like. "I LIKE TORD! THERE! I SAID IT!" and hed just be like "...yes, totally wasnt obvious ever" and then rants to you abt it before bed or smth /j.

Kidding!!! But!! Man! I enjoy listening to your gushes sm! So...what happens in your future au?

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WOOOOO AKSEL LOVELY NAME!!!! love it!!! 💞💞💞 I love these names it's so unique *chef kiss* AKSEL AND AUGUST

AND GOSH I LOVE THAT OMGGGG he's so different from his dad but in a good way!! AND YES I CAN AND WILL CONFIRM — Susan will absolutely see him as a big brother figure!! (heuehruer kuya aksel omg *passes away*) tall and quiet + hyperactive lil buddy!!! ITS SO CUTEEE I love the idea of him giving her piggy back rides. NO KIDDING BTW — tom, being the more overprotective dad he will entrust aksel to babysitting susan 1000 and the fact that you're platonics with tom reinforces it too!! heheh

HMHMG.GNGMFB GOSH DO I REALLY WANNA TALK ABT IT .......... ITS. MAN OTL. I like how we're going for the angsty route in the future au but like, mine definitely has uhhhh *blows on a tissue* ............. *may namatay sa kuwento🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 THAT'S ALL ILL SAY FOR TODAY BYEEEEEEE

#ask to ta.g #*tl note: someone dies in the story #UHAFHA YEAH JNYMH UHM UHM #not me turning data on like every hour to see whats up 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 im too tempted #🍀 inbox #❇️ 💤 anon! #the beans...... is slowly being poured out..........

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FUDGE. i’ve had artblock for a while and Hhhhh….tord…me….i have entered the rabbit hole and i cannot leave rip. it’s the only thing i can draw now /hj

yes this is me but not anon, i suppose i’m not as anon? this isn’t my self ship blog but oh well. i hope you don’t mind that i’m showing you my stupid art, but i promise i’ll show you better, more colored pieces!!. i hope you’re doing okay! i know it’s tough to text in like school group chats but i’m sure you can do it ^^

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OMGGG HELLO!! hehe it's nice to see u off anon eheh but I'll still refer to you as the sleeby™ anon for the time being ♥️♥️

BUT AYIOYOYOO YOUR ART????? SO PRETTY!!!! THE WAY U LOOK AT HIMMM SO CUTE SO CUTE MWAH bro the scarf/cape hug YES I love that ehe 🥺🥺 you should DEFINITELY share more 🙈 I love this already!! LOVELY WORK

and OUGHGHG it's still bugging me but this is a GOOD distraction because I can cry abt how cute this is 😭😭😭 thank you for your reassurance wawawa 🥺💞💞💞

#POST MORE POST MORE I LOVE TO SEE #🍀 inbox #❇️ 💤 anon!

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but yeah! i was the (you rekindled my eddsworld phase, i hate you /j person) i think it must’ve been obvious that i ended up wanting to date t.ord 😔 that stupid man /j. you and tom!!! are so!!! cute!! AGH!!! i hope y’all always love eachother! and ofc i hope you don’t mind me gushing/being in denial at the same time and having to listen.

i have a thing for red flag characters i suppose, should’ve been obvious to me since tord is literally flashing red rip

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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAA YESSS YESSS I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT ASK I truly felt like the sicko meme at that moment I love it sm HAHAHAHAHAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DATE MY DUMB WEEBY FRIEND I ALLOW IT 🥺🥺🥺🥺

AND UEUEURHHEHRUEUEE TYSM,...,. HUHHUHUH they're trying their best but know that they truly adore each other 🥺🥺!!!!!!

AND YES BY ALL MEANS HELLO YES HELLO HI MY BOX ARE ALWAYS OPEN

as much as you're going to shit on him I KNOW there's a tint of adoration there so go all out but keep that in mind 👁️👁️ HEEHEHEHHWHEHE

#also yeah fr red characters are literally sus..... even the among u- #❇️ 💤 anon! #🍀 inbox