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catindabag · 5 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (52)

*Mizzen’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night* Read [this] first.

Mizzen: *is singing to himself* 🎶C’mon, Percy Price, C’mon~. I need my bacon pizzas~. I need them now~. I need my bacon-🎶

Dill: Hey, gremlin, what are you doing? And why are you singing about pizzas in the middle of the night?

Mizzen: WTH, Dill?! Don’t sneak up on me like that! My heart might explode!

Dill: Shouldn’t you be sleeping right now?

Mizzen: Shouldn’t you?!

Dill: Maybe~. But who are you waiting for at this hour?

Mizzen: Nobody.

Dill: I don’t believe you.

Mizzen: Go back to sleep, Dill.

Dill: No.

Mizzen: Then leave me alone-

Dill: I’ll wake up the others if you won’t tell me the truth.

Mizzen: Dill, just go to sleep-

Dill: Reaper! Tanner! Coral-

Mizzen: Shhhhh!!! What are you doing?! Don’t wake them up-

Lucy Gray: Wake who up?😀

Mizzen: Nobody, Baird! Now shoo-

Jessup: Mizzen, stop shouting-

Mizzen: Close your eyes, Jessie!

Jessup: The name’s Jessup!

Mizzen: Tomato, potato!

Coral: Yo, brat, shut your mouth-

Mizzen: Why are you even awake, Coral?! Can’t you leave poor Mizzen alone for the next 3 hours?!

Coral: Why? You gonna cry?

Mizzen: You guys are so mean to poor Mizzen!😫

Tanner: Says the little gremlin who ate Wovey’s last cookie.😒

Mizzen: She gave it to me!

Bobbin: No, she didn’t, you monster!

Wovey: Is it morning already?

Velvereen: No, sweetie. Go back to sleep.

Wovey: Okay~. *goes back to sleep*

Lucy Gray: Hey, guys, look at that!

Velvereen: Look at what?

Lucy Gray: *points at the upcoming pizza truck* It’s a pizza truck! A pizza truck!

Jessup: A pizza truck? At this hour?

Treech: A real phantom pizza truck?! Where?!

Lucy Gray: There! Right there!

Dill: That’s weird. It’s coming right towards us.

Tanner: The pizza guy sucks at driving though.

Lucy Gray: Lol. It’s now swerving in every direction.

Facet: Is drunk driving even legal in Panem?

Velvereen: Maybe it’s just a Capitol thing.

Tanner: That checks out. Capitol people are weird AF.

Treech: Or maybe it must be another one of Reaper’s fever dreams.

Reaper: Why the f*ck would I dream about swerving trucks and pizzas in the middle of the night, lumberjack?!😡

Treech: Why not, farmer~?😏

Reaper: Who you calling farmer?!

Treech: Farmer Reaper busy kissing his hoe-

Reaper: Do you want me to punch you to the moon and back, Tree Boy?!

Lamina: Treech, shut the f*ck up or I’ll cry!😭

Treech: You’re already crying, Lamina.

Lamina: No, I’m not!😭

Persephone: *suddenly jumps out of the pizza truck* Hi, Mizzen!

Mizzen: Oh, thank Panem! Percy, you’re finally here-

Coryo: *is being princess carried out of the pizza truck by Sejanus* Hi, Birdy! How you doing?

Lucy Gray: Oh, Coryo, you look so cute in those matching pajama onesies with your fiancé!🤭

Coryo: Thanks. My soon to be husband bought it for me.

Lucy Gray: Can I have one too?🥺

Coryo: Sure. We’ll buy you a sparkly one.

Lucy Gray: Yey!

Sejanus: *is still carrying Coryo* Hi, Marcus! How are you-

Marcus: Go away, Plinth! Marcus is still asleep!

Sejanus: But-

Vipsania: Yo, bro, you good?

Treech: I’m good, bro.

Vipsania: Bro, I brought you a box of tiramisu flavored energy bars to devour.

Treech: Nice one, bro!

Vipsania: You’re welcome, bro.

Livia: Hi, ✨bestie✨~! How do I look in my pajama onesie?

Facet: Girl, you look ✨fabulous✨ as always!❤️

Livia: Thanks, ✨bestie✨! You’re the best!

Facet: ✨Girlie✨, I know.😌💅

Juno: Hello again, Peasant Bobby Corn Poppy.

Bobbin: It’s Bobbin.

Juno: Corn Poppy.

Hilarius: Where’s Wovey?

Velvereen: She’s asleep.

Hilarius: But I brought her a box of apple berry pie-

Wovey: I’m awake.

Hilarius: That’s great!

Wovey: Now give me my pie, rich clown.

Hilarius: But Wovey-

Wovey: Pie. Now.

Hilarius: Okay.😞

Felix: Hi, Dill!

Dill: Don’t talk to me, you filthy Ravinstill.

Felix: But-

Reaper: F*ck off and die, Ravinstill!

Felix: Andie, hug me! I’m sad again!😭

Androcles: *hugs Felix* Hey, Panlo, where’s Sheaf?

Panlo: She’s busy sleepwalking with the rabid raccoons.

Androcles: Oh, okay. That’s cool.

Panlo: And Gaius?

Androcles: He’s busy fixing the pizza boxes with Clemensia, Dennis, and Palmyra!

Mizzen: WTH, Percy! Why did you bring the other Mentors with you?! I thought this super secret plan was only between you and me?!

Persephone: It was! Well, it was until we had this super secret ✨slumber party✨ at the Presidential Palace!

Mizzen: You had a super secret slumber party without me?!

Persephone: To be fair, it was a last minute thing. But anyway, here we are!

Mizzen: That doesn’t make sense.😑

Festus: *pops out from the back of the truck* You should be grateful, gremlin! We even had to steal the pizza guy’s truck in order to get here.

Lucy Gray: Nice. But what happened to the pizza guy?

Coryo: Gaius and Dennis knocked him out and tied him up in front of the Presidential Palace.

Jessup: But he’ll be fine, right?

Coryo: Maybe.

Mizzen: So where’s my pizzas and my 10 gallons of milk?

Persephone: At the back of the truck. However, Palmyra chugged all the milk down her throat. So-

Mizzen: That walking anomaly drank 10 gallons of milk without me?!

Persephone: Yeah.😑

Velvereen: I’m not even surprised anymore.

Coral: Yo, Percy Price, how many boxes of pizza did our gremlin ordered anyway?

Persephone: 20 boxes.

Coral: 20 boxes?!

Jessup: For all of us?

Mizzen: No! Not for you! They’re only for me, Jessie!

Jessup: This freaking gremlin-

Mizzen: *screeches like a dinosaur* Only for me!!

Coral: Sharing is caring, brat!

Mizzen: Never, you evil sea witch!

Coral: What did you just call me?!

Mizzen: Sh*t! *tries to climb out of the enclosure*

Persephone: Mizzen, what are you doing?! You could get hurt-

Mizzen: The evil sea witch and her evil minions are bullying me!

Coral: Come down and fight me, gremlin!

Treech: Lamina, fetch!

Lamina: Do I look like a freaking dog to you?!😭

Treech: No.

Lamina: Oh, okay.

Treech: Go get him, girl!

Lamina: I’m going back to sleep!😭

Mizzen: Get me out of here, Price! I need to eat those bacon pizzas before they do!

Persephone: Mizzen, get down from there!😫

Coryo: Felix, do something!

Felix: *is still crying* Don’t talk to me. I’m still sad!😭

Coryo: Get it together, Class Pres!

Felix: No-

Coryo: How are we going to tell them about your brilliant plan to stop the Hunger Games if you keep on crying?!

Felix: What brilliant plan?

Coryo: ✨Operation Restore Felix Ravinstill’s Good Name✨!!

Festus: No! We are not calling it that!

Coryo: Fine! ✨Operation No More Hunger Games✨ it is!

Festus: Bestie, I’m cringing.

Coryo: Ugh! I give up. Call it what you want. I don’t care.

Felix: Then can we stick with ✨Operation Felix✨?🥺

Everyone: No.

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haesunflower · 11 months

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slyfire · 1 year

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FE: Engage - Chapter 8

the alpaca hero is here-o.

No supports to start out with 😔

changed my pfp to the yunaka one.

gifted up Vander, sooo

Alear & Vander B He said the thing!! ...did vander just say 'since your mother liked my service, you will too' sheesh.

Lapis & Anna C

skirmish ahoy.

I'm super super surprised how much i'm liking dimitri's shield gambit. it's come in handy a bunch of times, and saved me a lot on the tiki map.

Framme & Anna C

Citrinne & Lapis C girlfriends.

Alfred & Vander C Alfred bestie you + etie really saved me that map. Do not be blaming yourself.

Citrinne & Lapis B (one training match, and their already up to B...) uh oh, this is the second time Lapis's has mentioned yams... "You and I make a perfect match" also aww Lapis. don't let silly classism get to you.

Alear & Anna C sweethearts day you say...

just one more skirmish before I do the chapter map~

Alear & Alcryst C

😀

WDYM it worked 😭😭 YOUR LIFE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME BBG. not Alear's first thought after Alcryst leaving after his pity party is "Wow. He's so fast".

Yunaka & Citrinne C right of the bat, some good ol' tension. aaaaand she knows. though rn is the the first actual explicit mention of Yunaka's former profession (though it's very obvious). "Try harder." woah.

Yunaka & Louis C Wondiferous! "And your own family? are they in good health?" uh oh.

Framme & Lapis C someone call Frederick.

Not as much pre-map this chapter compared to last chapter, though last time there were two paralogues to do. Anywho, let us move on!

hmm, im getting upcoming defence map vibes.

happy stare. why can't these two support smh. sad fatherly "haha..."

not the think fast with the precious artefact 😭

time for Our Boy.

wth was that bow, Ivy.

yup, a defence map...

[BATTLE START]

AMBER!!!! He said horsey i love him.

Huh, no jade.

omfg that's khoi dao as kagetsu.

Yunaka really just solo'd Ivy there.

[POST BATTLE]

Leif time.

Alear forgetting he's supposed to be a dragon for a sec. Exactly...can he transform?

Hello new non-generic character. Saphir.

aaaand that's the end. Happy Amber chapter!.

#fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fe17 #fe17 spoilers #SlyEngaged #my post

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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HI HI HIIII HOW ARE UUU OMGG i hope ur doing well<3 iff u arent then i hope the universe is kinder to u😭 i dont think i am able to fight the universe but i can try🕴

HAVE U SEEJ MINGIS OUTFIT FOR TODAYS FANSIGN

reminds me of @/treasure-hwa 's teacher mingi fic😭 and @/mingkily 's teacher miniseries

HEIWKXLWJDN IDK BUT MINGI IN A SUIT KR ANYTHUNG WITH A NECK TIE OMGWJOAKJAJA HOW ARE THE ATINYS ATTENDIBG NOT MELTING FROM HOW HOT HE IS PLSSS

ALSSO HAVE U HEARD OF THAT ATINY THAT SKIPPED JOONG DURINF THE PREV FANSIGN her time with mingi was up but she still kept on leaning towards mingi while joong was signing her album,, even the staff was confused😭 another atiny that was also at the fansign said that that person was just on their phone most of the time she was there then took pics wjkdkssj if u dont like all 8 members why even go to a fansign and disrespect them like that🙄

KWOSJSKQ ANYWAYS MINGI AND WOO BOXER CONCWPTNPHOTOSBAHHHHHHH

i swear after i saw sannies xoncept photo,, the idea of boxer hwa was pushed aside😞 im so sorry to my fellow shinestarsimpsforboxerhwa but i think i like boxer sannie more😟 NWKDKWJXIWJDNS PLS IDK ANYMORE DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE ID VIBRATE TO MY FUCKING DEATH

one of my teachers gave me a low grade😀 ITS THE ONLY ONE DIFFERENT ON MY REPORT CARD FFS AND I WORKWD MY FUCKING BUTT OFF TO PASS THOSE OUTPUTS SHE GAVE VERY LITTLE TIME FOR US TO DO I WJDJSJSJSJS ALSO HOW WILL MAKING A FUCKING SWIMMING VIDEO HELP ME IN BECOMING A NURSE IN THE FUTURE I SWEARRRR THE SWIMMING VIDEO ISNT EVEN RELATED TO ANY OF OUR TOPICS IN CLASS😭😭😭 like we did different strokes n shit,, lmfao and after all that useless filming i still dont know how to swim😗 A LOT OF US DIDNT FILM WHILE IN THE POOL LMFAO BCS AT THE TIME OF FILMING PUBLIC POOLS AND BEACHES WERE CLOSED WKDLSNNS PLSSS I HAD TO DO IT WHILE LYING MY STOMACH DOQN ON A STOOL CHAIR😭😭😭😭 I WAS STRUGGLINF

anyways apparently my teacher's mom used to be my grandma( the one im livinf with rn)'s studebt LMAOOOOO and may grandma is her moms fave teacher😭😭 BUT HER DAUGJTER ISNT MY FAVE TEACHER🙄🙄🙄

i jus finished cqtching up on ateez vikings like the show in universe,, bcs i had spare time last night,, sEONGHWA IS SO HYPER I LOVE IT<333 orange cat energyI PROMIS IM NOT A FURRYQBDJJSJZJSJ i just think hwa=cat he still had his long hair when filming vikibgs😞😞😞 those edits of hwa having highlights with long wavy hairbsiidksxjjs have me on a chokehold helpnsjjdjqjsj

those three dudes they were filming with were pretty good too😭 im sure that one bucket hat guy's back and hips are going to hurt tho after that game they played JWJDJQJSJW like the one that is similar to twister but its harder lmfao😭

sannie also made the rezt of ateez do the touch my body booty shake move lmfao during tha fansign HSJXJSIXJJS SANNIE HAS AN ASS NOW BTW WTH i think its bcs hes ben working out a lot lately BUT AJXJZJJSS IM SO SORRY SANNIE U USED TO NOT HAVE CAKE B4😭😭😭

ALSO TMI I HAD A DREAM this was a while ago😭,, AND SOMEONE I HAVENT TAPKED TO IN MORE THAN 5 YEARS APPEARED IN MY XREAM,, THEN WHEB I WOKE UP I SUDDENLY FELT LIKE I HAD A CRUSH ON THEM WTF SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS AND THEY JUS LAUGHED AT ME PLS THEN TIME SKIP TO TODAY i no longer feel those butterflies lmfao was that just a free trial pls😭

MEWAYZ HOWS LIFE GOING FREN😚😚 HOPE UR DOING WELL,, PLS STAY SAFE N HEALTHY ALWAYS MWUAH JEXKKSZ

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OKAY HELLO

HI HI HIIII HOW ARE UUU OMGG i hope ur doing well<3 iff u arent then i hope the universe is kinder to u😭 i dont think i am able to fight the universe but i can try🕴

HI HOW ARE YOU DHDHDHDH im doing pretty fine in deulu era bc of san as anthony au 😭😭😭 it is quite kind these days, idk about others but i hope the day as been kind to you!! hopefully the kindness comes to u every day!!! <33

HAVE U SEEJ MINGIS OUTFIT FOR TODAYS FANSIGN reminds me of @/treasure-hwa 's teacher mingi fic😭 and @/mingkily 's teacher miniseries

I DID FBWNFHWJDHKWBFWK DILF MINGI PROF MINGI WHEN OH! OHO IM GONNA FBDBD COMBUST THANK U FOR THESE RECS IM GONNA GO READ THEMBFBF

HEIWKXLWJDN IDK BUT MINGI IN A SUIT KR ANYTHUNG WITH A NECK TIE OMGWJOAKJAJA HOW ARE THE ATINYS ATTENDIBG NOT MELTING FROM HOW HOT HE IS PLSSS

NO BC HE FITS IT SO WELL 😩😩 MINGI IN SUITS + TIES + BOWTIES IS MY WEAKNESS HES THE FINEST MAN ALIVE WHEN HE WEARS THEM i love men in suits and he’s the definition of that 🔫

I DID FBWMFBWK I WAS LIKE AYO???? why do the most problematic ppl get to see them this is not fair 🔫🔫😭😭😭

KWOSJSKQ ANYWAYS MINGI AND WOO BOXER CONCWPTNPHOTOSBAHHHHHHH i swear after i saw sannies xoncept photo,, the idea of boxer hwa was pushed aside😞 im so sorry to my fellow shinestarsimpsforboxerhwa but i think i like boxer sannie more😟 NWKDKWJXIWJDNS PLS IDK ANYMORE DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE ID VIBRATE TO MY FUCKING DEATH

san boxer. 😀😀 d-don’t do this pls pls pls my wips gonna change form hwa to san- dONT PUT ME IN SANS ERA IM LITERALLY GONNA START CRYING VIBRATE FHWMBDMWHDKW ME DBWNDB ME

NAURRRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY R TEACHERS SO PETTY one of my teachers didn’t round my 85.95 to a 86 which was an A if would’ve been my first A in uni i FBWMDJWK SOBBED FBWKFJWKNDKW 😭😭🔫🔫😮‍💨FBWMFBWMFHWK NURSE PLS FJWNFBWKBDWK GOOD LUCK WITH NURSING NFNDDH ONE OF MY FRIENDS JUST GRADED FROM NURSE SCHOOL FBWKDD ALL I GOTTA SAY GOOD LUCK 😭😭😭 NAURR teach me swimming pls omg LMFAOOOO STOP NOT ON A STOOL CHAIR

👁👄👁 blackmail the teacher,,, get that grade 🔫

ORANGE CAT STOP IM GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭 HES A ORANGE CAT IN DISGUISE THIS IS CRAZY STOP I CANT FURRY AU RN 😭😭😭🔫🤚🏼 hwa long hair = cat,,,, his long hair and imagine him riding a horse and the way the hair moves 😭😭😭

FHWJDHWJDJWKHDWK NAURR 😭😭😭 POOR GUY PLS BDDBDB

SAN NEVER BEATING HYOLYN FAN ALLEGATIONS 😭😭🤚🏼 at least he has an ass unlike half of ateez,,, no bc half of them have the tiddies the other half has the ass,, what is this 🔫

LMFAOOOO PLS 😭😭😭😭 GRWMDJWK FREE TRIAL 😭😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 I WOULD LAUGH TOO BUT ID TEASE ☺️☺️

MEWAYZ HOWS LIFE GOING FREN😚😚 HOPE UR DOING WELL,, PLS STAY SAFE N HEALTHY ALWAYS MWUAH JEXKKSZ

LIFES GOING GO CRAZY GO STUPID AS I WATCH ETL MOVIES 😭😭😭 HOPE UR DAY OR NIGHT IS GOOD !!!! take some rest and watch some movies wrapped in a blanket <33

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