#(but he is more than that plz remember dat :<<)
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Goliath the Giant Pickle was dead.
Dead tired of people always remembering him for boxing and his one role in Dave and the Giant Pickle, anyway. He did miss boxing, but he wanted more. He wanted people to know his real name, his real passion.
Goliath Gottik. Back before his boxing days he had been a prolific fanfic writer, writing for the Larry Potter and Twidusk series as a true goff with his best friend at the time, who went by the username xxxunogoffboi666xxx. People only ever seemed to care about Bring Me to Life, but nobody cared that he had written the original fic, Helena. xxxunogoffboi666xxx had blatantly ripped off his fic. Had ruined his reputation with accusations of stealing his sweatshirt (it never would’ve fit Goliath, and it was merely accidental that he had kept it for so long anyway, really. He just liked the way it always smelled faintly of onion. Nothing wrong with that.)
Things between him and... well, xxxunogoffboi666xxx, to protect his wishes to remain anonymous, hadn’t been... good, since then. Messy, complicated, like their entire relationship had been thrown in the blender and made into an animosity smoothie.
Was it all really over a sweatshirt? He had been annoyed with Obsidian Shadow Blackbird Madness Gontier, the goffik Scallion protagonist of Bring Me to Life, who thirsted over Larry Potter (known as Evil Incarnate in BMtL), and had a love rectangle with Bob Weasley (known as Ghost Pepper) and Dad Malfoy (known, for some reason, as Draco Asparagus). Goliath, upon reflection, didn’t think it was the ripoff that bothered him, but the many relationships xxxunogoffboi666xxx’s self-insert character seemed to have.
Well, xxxunogoffboi666xxx’s parents had been assassinated in a Hot Topic around that time, and recently had been adopted by an elderly grape, and it seemed to mostly be venting and therapeutic, so Goliath let it go at the time.
Things only changed when suddenly xxxunogoffboi666xxx’s claims of sweatshirt-stealing came up. Maybe he escalated things a bit, dropping xxxunogoffboy666xxx’s “less goff” name into the story, called him a “stupid fucking bastard”, and straight-up accused him of plagiarizing Helena. In his defense, xxxunogoffboy666xxx had killed off Goliath - known in the story as Oak, having had Petunia Granger (known as Demonmania) murder him - his character, and just offhandedly mentioned it. Didn’t even have the creativity to show and not fucking tell. Well, I’ll tell you, Goliath felt very angry about that.
Then, one day, xxxunogoffboi666xxx reached out to him again through a plea in one of his ANs. Well, okay, he could’ve spoken to Goliath, they literally lived in the same apartment complex, but he tried, and that mattered the most.
“AN: Goliath if ur reeding diz plz u can kep the stoopid swetshrt u can have anyting else of mine dat u want 2. u can come take anyting from my closet dat u want an i wont mind at all. i promise! u r a betr riter then me. i’m not ok (i promise) [gettit???] i luv u (in a gay wey)”
Goliath tried. Tried to write a new fanfic, collaborated with xxxunogoffboi666xxx, but... I Don’t Love You hadn’t felt right. It never felt right. Tragically, Goliath had grown out of his goffness. It was a phase, his mother was right, damn her pickled soul. xxxunogoffboi666xxx stayed goff, until being goff was less cool than being emo, and then he became emo, and eventually punk came back, and Goliath just didn’t recognize xxxunogoffboi666xxx anymore.
They moved on, made new friends, left their fanfic days behind, and watched from a distance as someone named Tobias Tomato claimed to be both of them, claimed to be none of them, claimed to have emailed the real author (though Goliath knew xxxunogoffboi666xxx had long ago lost the password to that email, and Goliath had pretended not to still have the notebook that had it written down on a page beside several favorite song lyrics written in blood-red pen ink) as they watched their silly stories grow into a beloved internet mystery.
Goliath often wondered why people always looked for xxxunogoffboi666xxx, why they quoted Bring Me to Life, why they often assumed xxxunogoffboi666xx had made it all up - including Goliath, including the sweatshirt - just to troll the internet.
They never looked for Goliath Gottik, who never loved boxing as much as he did writing and My Chemical Romance and Three Days Grace, and who never loved boxing as much as he once had loved xxxunogoffboi666xxx. They never looked for the pickle who still held on to a sweatshirt that never fit, that still smelled faintly of onion, that had eyeliner stains and colored hair dye streaks soaked into the soft, faded grey fabric. Maybe he was jealous of the attention xxxunogoffboi666xxx got. Maybe he just missed xxxunogoffboi666xxx.
Goliath was Not Okay (I Promise).
#veggietales crack#veggietales drabble#my immortal parody#veggietales fic#veggietales rp#my immortal#veggie tales#veggietales#guess what account i'm making next#betcha can't guess who
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Harry Potter (Draco/Hermione) Fan fic recs... I know Draco/Hermione is sometimes controversial but this is MY Tumblr account so mind ur business. Jk, feel free to message me to try and convince me why im evil for liking this OR message me your fic recs! Either works. Rated 1-10 based off many things but mostly memorable-ness and feels they made me feel.
Manacled (370515 words) by senlinyu
OBVIOUSLY Im going to recommend this one... Arguably a famous fic amongst the Harry Potter fandom... I recommend this if you are emotionally stable enough to handle uh horrible horrible things. Very very dark and sad but honestly just amazing, better than most published books. Senlinyu is a great writer and ive read their other works and am always amazed. Harrys dead, kind of a handmaids tale au? that's how some describe it. Voldemort wants to repopulate the earth with more wizards and is using prisoners of war (the girls mainly) to do it. LOTS of dark stuff srsly read the tags before you read this. That being said, one of my favorite fan fictions, would recommend. Explicit. Rate: 9.5/10 BECAUSE ugh idk I don't want to rate smth 10/10... I haven't read everything yet so who knows! Also because this is a very serious fic and I like a little bit of fluff sometimes.
All You Want (172650 words) by senlinyu
Give me ALL the omega verse fan fictions plz... Hermione stumbles into being an Omega when really she just wanted a quiet 8th year. P much all the alphas want her but only one is not actively chasing her, until he is. tbh they deserve to be together in my opinion! Its not really like a werewolf AU, more of like a secondary gender type thing. Some smut... kind of a lot but still some good plot. Explicit. Rate:8/10 I did read this a long time ago so im forgetting some key points however, I am bias and love a/b/o and pining!Draco so sue me... also well written smut, did not make me cringe at any point lol.
Unwritten (28891 words) by Maloreiy
Veela!Draco.. yas... I guess I just love creature fics idk. Basically, Veela!Draco, Mates r a thing kind of, Hermione is his mate, but obvi he can't just tell her cuz they hate each other. No-war AU which I honestly always really enjoy. Feels like a very long fic when you read it but only almost 30,000 words... I don't have much to say other than I really liked it. General Audiences. Rate:7/10 because it is not very memorable but still cute. Also, I like how they are written.
The Auction (325702 words) by LovesBitca8
Possibly also a famous fan fiction amongst the Harry Potter fandom.. I often confuse this fic with Manacled when reflecting on it and remembering it however, they are very different. This fic is more light hearted (not by much) but still has very dark moments... dark themes, dark imagery, but no dark Draco really. He's KIND of dark... well ok he's pretty dark but I am unfortunately a dark Draco apologist. Essentially, Harry is dead, Hermione and everyone else is being sold off at an auction (hence, the title lol) to death eaters. This is kind of spoilers... sort of, but Hermione ends up in the "care" of Draco. Its honest an amazing fic and there's some badass girl characters/moments. Especially towards the end we get BAMF Hermione kind of. This fic is long as shit and also has some dark stuff so read the tags for your own mental well being. Loved the ending tho even if it took me like 5 days to get to it. Would 100% recommend this. Favorite fic probably. Explicit. Rate:10/10 I know I said I was saving it but.... this is a good fic! idk maybe its not a 10/10 and im crazy but this was a good read! very memorable very emotional, all dat stuff. Also, smutty? a little? romantic? a little? idk read this fic and send me your opinions plz, do that w/ all these fics I need to know how other people feel abt these!
Bring Him to His Knees (246526 words) by Musyc
BDSM uh stuff...post-war, auror Draco, Friends w/Hermione... the author tags it as "idiots to lovers" so I think that's funny. Murder is happening and its linked to a local BDSM club and he needs to go undercover w/Hermione (just cuz) in order to access the BDSM club and find the murderer... they cross some lines and end up uh in a different sort of relationship... Awkward Hermione and confident but horny Draco. Good fic, I was in my BDSM era when I read this so there's a good amount of smutty stuff but it takes a while to get to, very drawn out (in a good way) but some ppl don't like slow burns. Explicit. Rate:7/10 cuz its very long but also really good and I do love the ending a lot.
Love is Madness (24589 words) by Canttouchthis, LeilahMoon
DARK!Hermione... like seriously fucked up... this is a fucked up fan fiction tbh like its seriously messed up... Idk what else to say about it. Hermione is obsessed w/ Draco and takes advantage of his emotional troubles and practically kidnaps him and does some... immoral things... Idek what to say abt this honestly and I wouldn't recommend smth like this usually but its realllyyyy well written. I usually don't like dark!Hermione but its just really well done.. idk im warning you its weird as fuck and dark but its good! Explicit. Rate: 7/10 superrrr memorable and well written but the... content is disturbing... I still read it and liked it obviously but its just sort of off putting a little. Good luck...
The Troublesome Thing About Time (38914 words) by LadyKenz347
Okay so first of all... I do have daddy issues so maybe thats why I like this fic but... its good! Draco and Hermione are co-workers kind of when somehow Older!Draco (like 40 or 50) is sent back in time and finds Hermione and claims they are married in the future and he needs her help.. yes he is a DILF for real... without the father part idk. Smut happens and it is uh controversial to present Draco but its ok dw abt it. The plot is actually really original and interesting and the smut is well written, double trouble. Mature. Rate:7/10 Good fic honestly but not super memorable, maybe cuz it ends really sweetly.
A Thing With[out] Feathers (18253 words) by senlinyu
Honestly.. slay. Veela!Hermione? (kind of Veela!Hermione idk) r u joking? Love it. Romantic comedy? hell yeah baby. Good fic. Hermione works at the ministry and gets sent out to deal w/ a Veela divorce when things go.. wrong and Draco helps her out. The author tags it with "idiots in love" so thats adorable. I love idiots. Not much to say without spoiling it since it is kind of a short fic but I do love a good creature fic. Explicit. Rate:8/10 just a good fic idk no explanation for the rating other than bc I said so.
Honorary mention:
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse (355727 words) by rizzlewrites
I have been meaning to read this and I WILL give me time... it looks really good. Basically, Voldemort's defeated but then a zombie apocalypse? whaaaat? crazy. Hermione and Draco team up to survive and search for a cure, I think? not sure, I'll get back to you but! it looks so good so I had to recommend it. Explicit. Rate:?/10 idk haven't read it but it looks interesting! but I am scared of zombies so it might give me nightmares. EDIT: I finished it…. This actually might possibly be my favorite fic….. took me a week to read and it was so worth it, the best relationship dynamic and such an original plot with so many original characters…. literally amazing, Rate:10/10 amazing i have no words to describe my love for this fic! would recommend a million times over.
Thats all for now.. send me ur opinions and ur personal recs!
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Be My Valentine?
Attack on Titan X Reader
A/N: Look at y’all, giving me a sweet tooth. A few days too early too. I wrote this like a week ago. - Nemo
Warnings: A little suggestive. Much Fluff. Modern AU.
Listening to: ‘That’s What I Like’ by Bruno Mars (slowed) - ‘You deserve it baby, you deserve it all.’
Masterlist
Armin Arlert
He is so organized, and no I’m not meaning he remembers to buy chocolates, flowers or a stuffed bear - no no no, to Armin that is not acceptable.
To Armin those are things he does every day.
So you can bet your lovable ass that you have a much better Valentines Day than anyone else you know.
He even manages to top it every year.
Once, he rented a penthouse for the night just because - tbh he probably said something dumb like ‘you deserve this and more’. (okay not that dumb, I’m just upset because no one will ever do that for me.)
He had to save up for like, two years to do it though.
Baby boy just wants to show his appreciation.
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Erwin Smith
He’s less organized than Armin, but he does have more money, and he is 100 per cent not afraid to ask for help.
But like he’s an old fashioned guy.
Dinner, red roses, mayhaps a night in afterwards *wink wink*
But deadass this guy just makes it seem so special every time? Like you did it last year and you know you’ll do it again? But it’s so exciting anyway?
Def feeds you the choccy strawberries. Or chicky nuggies. Whichever. He don’t care as long as his beloved is happy.
Probably has a new item of jewelry bought a week in advance. Even if you don’t usually wear it, just do it for that night and he’ll be satisfied.
He like’s buying you stuff, and he likes seeing you with/wearing the stuff he buys.
Dunno why, some shady possessive stuff probably, but who are we to complain?
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Levi Ackerman
Smh.
Man’s does not care.
At all.
‘Valentines? Who is that?’
But seriously, the only reason he doesn’t care is because he think’s ‘it’s dumb that we only have one day in the whole year to show our love for that one person when it should happen all the time.’
If he see’s a particularly nice bouquet or a brand of sweets you like that’s around during this time of year - however - he will get it for you.
Because he knows you like whatever it was.
And if you do like Valentines day, he will do something for you on that day.
He doesn’t think his opinions should always be yours and vice versa.
But don’t catch him browsing the valentines themed isle in the grocery store otherwise you’ll get beat.
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Reiner Braun
nEVER forgets. Ever.
There are three dates set into his brain and he forgets everything else.
1. Your B-day. 2. Your Anniversary. And 3. Valentines Day.
Bed’s covered in the petals of your favorite flowers. There’s matching bouquet’s in every room.
Music’s playin’ as soon as you walk in, he’s standing there in that outfit he knows you like. Favorite dinner and drinks all set out. JUst walking home to that is *chefs kiss* ahhhhhh
But make sure you get something for him.
The way he melts that you got him something? Even if it’s little, he will grab you and not let you go for like half and hour.
Please return the favor. Hold him this night. Do not let go. Hold him tighter and tighter and he will not stop saying how much he loves you.
Even as he starts to fall asleep he will keep telling you.
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Zeke Jaeger
Probably takes you on an overnight trip somewhere way too expensive and acts like it’s nothing.
‘Zeke, this is a private jet.’ - ‘And?’ - ‘It’s going to Paris Zeke.’ - ‘Yeah? That’s like the whole point?’
Mans sees no problem spending a minor fortune on one night’s worth of activates and items.
Goes all-out and is not afraid to do so.
Will have you dress-up all nice and take you out on his arm to go to dinner. He’s trying to show you off. Like ‘look at this beauty I scored. You wish you were me.’ and I think that’s very in-character of him.
Like legitimately the most fancy thing you ever wanted to - he’ll have it.
Ball gown? Slim shimmery red-carpet dress? A suit that matches his that you pull off so much better than him?
Shows his love through gift-giving, so just let him do what he gotta do.
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Jean Kirstein
He’s another classic roses, chocolates, and teddy bears guy.
There’ll be a few times where the date creeps up and catches him off-guard, but he’ll always go out of his way to make sure he doesn’t see you empty-handed.
Yes, that has once meant he rocked up to your door with a handful of flowers that were definitely from your neighbors front yard.
You do also have one section of your bookshelf designated to stuffed animals he’s gotten you for valentines day. Yeah, not just bears. There’s a llama, lizard, and a bigfoot also.
More like ‘at least’.
ALWAYS WRITES A NOTE OR CARD - depending on how much time is left - AND IT’S NOT JUST REALLY CUTE AND ROMANTIC BUt he draws a little mini him and you in the corner holding hands.
Jean write me a valentines note plz, I’m so lonely and I love you.
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Connie Springer
Dumbass never remembers.
And if you don’t remember either then oh well. Guess a midnight Macca’s run is in order.
Yeah, he CAN make McDonalds romantic. Don’t think so? Fite me.
But then he feels bad, so he ducks into the closest open store and buYS YOU A RING POP -
‘Sweetie, I got you something?’ - ‘Yeah, what?’ - ‘A new cushion because dat ass keeps ruining all mine.’ ‘A ring, I hope you like it uwu.’
OFC YOU LIKE IT HOW CAN YOU NOT?
tbh if you rock up three days later - candy eaten - but still wearing the ring part he’ll start bawling.
He ends up getting you a real ring a little later - a muther fooken PROMICE RING. OF aLL thingS. So yeah, He does top every single other person on this list. Don’t @ me.
You still keep that ring pop tho. Cherish it forever.
#armin arlert headcanons#erwin smith headcanons#levi ackerman headcanons#reiner braun headcanons#zeke jaeger headcanons#jean kirstein headcanons#connie springer headcanons
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It’s here! At last! THE MIGHTY PRE ENDGAME REWATCH CONTINUES, WITH:
AKA IS IT MY BIRTHDAY? YES. YES IT IS.
(or it was at any rate, it took me Some Time to get this all typed up because holy fuck it’s long. looks like i’ve got Some Feelings about The Winter Soldier. WHO KNEW)
ANYWAY, if you’re wondering what the hell this is all about i’ve been rewatching all the marvel movies (and commentating on them) in preparation for Avengers: Endgame and NOW IT IS TIME FOR MY FAVORITE ONE
I got @goteamwin and @pegasuschick here IT’S A PARTY! WE GOT COOL RANCH DORITOS AND BRAINWASHED SUPERSOLDIERS LET’S DO THIS.
Day 912: i still miss the old marvel logo
LISTEN THIS IS THE BEST OPENING SCENE IN MARVEL HISTORY FIGHT ME.
“~on your left ;)~” honestly? iconic.
God Bless Steven Grant Rogers and his Smedium Shirts.
Steve, known bisexual disaster, is hitting on Sam here. this isn’t even in question, right? Sam’s quip about “making me look good to the girl at the front desk” was a soft rejection and Steve takes it like a champ.
Important to note: the black widow uses emojis in her text messages.
Also important to note: Sam Wilson hits on the Black Widow because he flies into combat at 100 miles per hour wearing a tee-shirt and dad jeans he fears nothing not even death itself
also also important to note that The Roommate went to see this movie by herself, low key cosplaying as Fem!Cap. she did this in part because I had gone to see it first (i was in the UK at the time, and it came out over there before it came out in the US. ~IRONY~) and as soon as I got back from seeing it (i had low-key cosplayed as fem!Hawkeye. it’s a long story) I emailed her and was like O HAI U SEEN DIS? U WILL LIKE IT. ~and she dii-iiiiiid.~
every time i see this scene now, i hear that bit from the gag real.
cevans: Kill the engines. wait for instructions. *whining and stamping his foot* cuz i’m in chaaaaaaaarge.
Being asked about your dating life and then immediately jumping out of an airplane is a Big Mood
I would like us all to appreciate that steve put a nice matte stealth finish on his patriotic dinner plate, special for this mission.
Also, we’re all agreed that Steve kills at pool, yeah? Give me Steve being a pool shark at the local watering hole plz n thank.
Steve: *punches a guy through the shield*
The Roommate: but why does he punch that guy through the shield?
Me, having a Terrible Thought: Maybe one time he accidentally punched through a guy’s face and ever since then he uses the shield as, like, a buffer when he wants to take people alive.
The Gal Pal: WOW. YOU WENT THERE.
parkour!
~Hey Sailor ;)~
that one guy working for Batroc really needs to lay off the steroids, or whatever is giving him this Unnecessary Rage. You know the guy I mean.
love how batroc is jchilling and then WHAM! IT IS I! AMERICA!
ON! VA! VOIR!
did he learn this from Dernier? he learned this from Dernier.
The Gal Pal: that is a ridiculously huge flash drive
Me, Just Now: overcompensate much?
Nat’s little eyeroll after Steve says “you’re damn right”
The Roommate: Nat is So Tired of Steve’s Drama™. And now she’s going to have to deal with his cold shoulder the whole flight back, and she’s going to have no one to talk to but Rumlow and uggghhhhhh
Steve comes into Fury's office and Damn. Dat Ass.
The Roommate: They know what they're doing here.
eyyyyyy tony’s in this movie (kinda)
I love that Steve just like, drives around with the shield on his back.
Enter The Smithsonian.
The Roommate: I! LOVE! THIS! SO! MUUUUUUCH!!!
Me: Gee sure would be nice to be able to go to a smithsonian right now.
*american sobbing intensifies*
The Roommate: what is the timeline here? does he come straight back from the mission into yelling at fury? and then straight here?? Is Steve just like “oop time to go look at my old stuff and Emote”? Is this his routine??
buckyyyyyyyyyyy
listen yall know the extent of my BuckRogers feels but every time they pull out that compass i develop a terrible case of The Steggies.
“It’s just not the same” ha ha kill me.
~So Dramatic ;)~
“Steve?” HA HA HA KILL ME
Fury’s Computer:
At This Juncture The Commentators Would Like It Noted That It Has Been 23 Solid Minutes of Stuff We 1000% L O V E and everyone’s favorite brainwashee has not even appeared yet.
but he’s coming
s o o n
Also, we all hate Alexander Pierce but he is a great villain and also Robert Redford might be an older fella but he can definitely still get it heyooo
Steve is so awkward here. But like, imagine him actually going to one of these VA things, like everyone’s all “ied this, helicopter that” and steve’s just like “so one time in ‘44 i punched my way into a panzer”
The Roommate, Who Is Sometimes More Evil Than Me: ~NOW IS AN EXCELLENT TIME TO REMEMBER THAT RILEY WASN’T IN A PLAAAAAANE~
at this moment, the DC driving types lost their goddamn minds.
“WHAT IS THIS? WHERE IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? WHERE, IN WASHINGTION, THE DISTRICT OF GODDAMN COLUMBIA, IS THERE THIS LITTLE TRAFFIC, HUH??”
“You wanna see my lease?” i c o n i c.
Did you know that SLJ was an actual Black Panther? I did not know this, but as soon as the Gal Pal told me, i was like “oh yeah that checks out.”
meanwhile, the couch based road rage continued all around me.
“This part of DC ~DOES NOT EXIIIIIIIIIIIIST~”
“Traffic alert? on the Roosevelt Bridge? Yeah in other news WATER IS WET.”
“wait is he getting on 66? ARE YOU GETTING ON 66?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???”
“Have you ever even been on 495?????”
HE’S HERE!!!
just like, damn gurl, u make that highway ur catwalk.
Me: What the hell kind of laser pointer do you have there, Nick?
The Gal Pal & The Roommate: It’s A Lightsaber.
The Roommate: So is this just like? An Average Day In The Life Of Captain Rogers? Get up, go for a run, annoy a veteran, fly to the other side of the world, kick ass, fly home, talk back to a superior officer, drop my priceless shield off at home, go emote at a smithsonian exhibit, have my heart ripped out by my nonagenarian ex, go flirt with annoy a veteran (part two, now with added Feelings™) go home, get rejected by my neighbor, CHASE A FUGITIVE.
JUST ANOTHER DAY! IN THE LIFE OF STEVEN GRANT ROGERS!!
honestly his neighbors must hate him
that’s why Sharon’s his neighbor, everyone else LEFT.
The Biggest Flash Drive
Let’s Not Forget, that because she is undercover as a nurse, Sharon probably just kicked that door down with crocs.
YOU’RE WELCOME
let’s appreciate that the Soldier’s theme music is just SCREAMING and also you should know that every time it comes on, the Gal Pal and I start SCREAMING. not, like, in an “oh we’re excited” way, just, like, the way you sing along to the theme song of your favorite TV show, you know?
PARKOUR!
The Roommate: good job with your eyeliner there, buddy. You Did Your Best.
The Gal Pal: That Is Dupont Circle and Steve is Extremely Gay.
(yes, we know he’s bi.)
Natasha really should know better than to believe that Nick is dead.
THAT IS THE WORST PLACE TO HIDE THE FLASH DRIVE
The Gal Pal: genuinely, it’s such a bad hiding place it stresses me out.
The Roommate: Yeah, what was he thinking? I mean, was his logic just that no one likes that gross bubblegum?
Me: UM WHAT?
The Gal Pal: EXCUSE YOU THAT IS BUBBLE YUM.
The Roommate: ... yeah but it’s the gross bubblegum flavor?
At this point we lost a few minutes to divide into Pro and Anti Bubblegum Camps and then had to run the movie back because we missed:
~Neighbor ;)~
i c o n i c
The Roommate: Sir. Stop Having That Face. That is Illegal.
(she is having A Difficulty. The Difficulty is cevans’ jawline)
But seriously: What actually happens in this scene? We are all Steve and we all want to punch our way out of this confusing conversation.
God that face/those tits/that ass tho
Young Man. You Stop That.
THE ELEVATOR SCENE. I mean how many movies can say that some of their best scenes happen in an elevator? That alone is a real accomplishment.
They’re all ~soooo casual~ and then there’s rollins, who isn’t even trying. “records.” These WWE wrestlers are not going to records, come on.
at this point we stopped commentating except in inarticulate whoops of delight and shrieks of glee. except for one brief aside
Me: This scene is so sexy, but like, not in a sexy way? Like, the fighting style isn’t that “oooo I’m fighting in a sexy way” it’s just, it’s so...!
The Roommate: Primal?
and I regret to inform you all that yes, she is 100% Correct, it is indeed sexy in a primal way.
“whoa big guy”
i just.
that’s all i got on that
tiny turtle of freedom
we had the subtitles on, and it just says “woman screams” Screams in what? JOY?
It’s raining men! Hallelujah!
“Stand down, Captain Rogers! Stand! Down!
Captain Rogers: *accelerates*
They’re being made to watch social media so what I want to know is which poor SHIELD guy got stuck monitoring tumblr?
“oh we’re getting all kinds of hits but uhhhhhhhhh they’re not......... pertinent..............”
why doesn’t The Biggest Flash Drive have a cap? it is now full of crumbs. it’s full of crumbs, guys. if it’s going to be that big it should at least be one of those cool slider ones.
“Are you calling for my resignation? do you know who i am? Bitch I Am Robert Redford.”
Apple Store Aaron. “hey guys why’s your flash drive so big??”
“yeeeah. we’re getting married.”
Honeymoon destinations -- where are you going?
Steve: (without thinking, reads the first thing he sees) New Jersey
Steve: *dies a little inside*
Steve: *forgive me bucky for i have sinned*
I love that they’re coming out and Steve is 100% tactical brain and then Nat’s just like “put your arm around me and laugh” and when it works Steve just looks back over his shoulder like:
oh my god it worked???
sPyING is WitCHCraFT?????
“was that your first kiss since 1945?”
“That was not my first kiss since 1945,” said Steven Grant Rogers, Who Is Definitely Lying, and Furthermore, Is Fooling Exactly No One.
Sidenote: Ship and let ship, obviously and always, but I love Steve and Nat as BROS too much to ever see them romantically, The Bromance Is Strong With Them.
it’s been said before, but it’s worth saying again
Steve: kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience.
Bucky, ten minutes later, wearing bondage gear: HELLO IT IS I
SKINNY STEVE!
of course he memorized the army regulations.
Listen. The cell phone trick Bugs Me™ and the only thing that lets me get through it is the idea that they cleverly cut around natasha standing there for 40 minutes trying out every possible permutation of those numbers, with possible duplications.
I like the idea that Computer!Zola has been building this little fanvideo since the mid-seventies and he’s just! so excited! to show it to someone!
Steve punching the screen is another Big Mood.
“even captain america and the black widow can’t survive a missile Directly To The Face” BITCH U THOUGHT
it’s nice that they give bucko a kirk light here
~u want some milk? ;)~
honestly, what the fuck even is that line.
they made Robert Redford say that line.
what does it mean
YOUNG MAN! THAT IS! ILLEGAL!
altho tbh i want a slightly grubby Steve in a tank top to give me a pep talk, like, every day. that would be fine.
The Gal Pal, A Curly Haired Individual: hhhhhhhow did Natasha straighten her hair. This makes me So Angry.
Me: I mean, I like to imagine her with Sam’s Iron and ironing board, just like *mimes frantically ironing hair with a Very Soviet Expression*
Fort Meade is the best scene that isn’t in the movie.
Aw Gary Shandling’s here. Awwwww Gary Shandling...
Sam, are you intimidating this guy or flirting with him?
To Those who remember the Potato/Gremlin Scale, I propose a third option, a kind of venn diagram situation going on, where the third option is Fey Creature. Sam is neither Potato nor gremlin, but he might be a Fey Creature.
God I love this scene.
LOOK AT SAM HERE: No armor, no flightsuit, no fucking knee pads no goddamn helmet just Casual Dad Falcon, Suns Out Guns Out.
Steve: What the fuck’s an SAT.
he’s coming.
*SCREAMING*
he’s here.
is it murder or is he modeling?? “you got this Soldier, make ‘em wait for it... Boom.”
this is the greatest fight scene of all time, honestly. This and then the fight scene in the first RDJ holmes movie are the Only fight scenes i can even remotely stand to watch. Except maybe some of the bending battles in ATLA. but this scene. this is top of the list. it’s just. *kissy chef fingers*
Soldier strolling along not firing his weapon because he has no shot and he is a Child of the Depression who don’t waste no bullets.
only loses his cool when Widow Breaks his stuff.
Sam Wilson: Brings a pocket knife to an automatic rifle fight and wins.
“go, I got this!”
aw yeah you do
THAT STRUT™
Soldier strolling along the street. so bored. could be home watching project runway.
That thing Soldier does with the arm Does Things to me for reasons that I choose not to examine too closely
ANYWAY WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO UNPACK ALL OF THAT.
“who the hell is bucky” wow there Soldier you went from Full Russian to American Accented English awfully quick I Wonder Why
Soldier’s reaction to confusion is to Immediately Shoot and honestly that’s a Big Mood.
We are all agreed that the only reason SHIELD succeeds in taking Steve in is because
look at that face
steve’s not here right now, please leave a message.
More DC Area Rage: “WHERE IS THIS DAM? WHERE??”
natasha y r u surprised that Fury is alive?
oh noooooooooooo it’s time for this scene
OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
Robert Redford to James Buchanan Barnes: You are a literal treasure.
OH NO OH NO OH NO
The Roommate: yeahhhhh this was maybe an. inappropriate scene for me to have to see in a theater. alone.
I love that while they’re making this ridiculous plan (yeah it’s ridiculous, i don’t care) Fury has to check in with Sam (WHO HE HAS LITERALLY NEVER MET BEFORE) presumably to just touch base and be like “Is this White Nonsense™?”
spoiler alert it is not White Nonsense™, but it definitely is Extra™
DAT JAWLINE THO. of course he’s giving the orders, LOOK AT THAT JAWLINE
LIL STEEB!
I’m with you to the end of the line.
what kind of marriage vow nonsense is that
jesus.
anyway, Sam comes in like: IT IS I! YOUR BEST FRIEND! YOUR BEST FRIEND IS ME NOW!
poooterrrr!!
This is the second secure government facility that they have broken into. Possibly the third, depending whether you count the bunker.
Dem Asses. Seriously. Everyone in this shot has an enviable ass. *distinguished golf clapping* bravo
“~Excuse us~” i c o n i c
God, Steve gives this speech and then we get sam’s reaction and you can physically see him having a sexual identity crisis and honestly BIG MOOD THERE, SAM
I have questions about the effect of this on the potomac river which has already had a hard enough time and does not deserve this Supervillain Nonsense.
you are ON FOOT steven. it is a FLYING AIRCRAFT CARRIER and you are ON! FOOT!
i’m so mad that it works too
mad, but like, also turned on. duh.
what’s cap’s true superpower? DRAMA
The saddest thing in this movie is that Jenny Agutter is Scarlet Johansson
don’t get me wrong, i like scarjo but this movie would’ve been even better if it wasn’t the black widow and was just a badass old british lady.
The Roommate: Sam’s superpower is that he’s the sane one.
Me: He flies into combat at 100 miles per hour with a jet pack and a tee shirt he is not the sane one.
The Roommate: Sam’s superpower is that he’s the emotionally balanced one?
Me: given the aforementioned armorless airborne combat situation that is highly fucking debatable my dude.
*SCREAMING*
HE’S HERE
let’s appreciate that Bucky is definitely flying this quinjet with a dead guy that he just murdered as his copilot.
i don’t know why that is so badass to me but it is
again, we don’t have time to unpack all of that, moving on.
Nick Fury: BITCH YOU THOUGHT
sidenote: i’m gonna really enjoy coming back to this movie after Captain Marvel. I can just feel it.
Maria is so casual about this. And that is an extremely sexy thing. I’m not sorry.
“Hey Sam, I’m gonna need a ride.”
Sam is still learning Rogersese and does not know that this means “I ALREADY DID THE STUPID THING PLEASE COME GET ME.”
Bucky ripping the wings off a beautiful butterfly
because Sam IS a beautiful butterfly.
except now his knees and legs and ankles are all broken because That’s How Bones Work.
he’s here
lol of course he’s got a knife.
I just love the sounds the arm makes.
butwedon’thavetimetounpackallofthat
the slide Bucky does here, this isn’t combat this is voguing.
Steve fights like the world is his barroom, bucky fights like the world is his catwalk.
“DON’T YOU TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT,” Nicholas J Fury
what’s the found family version of a BroTP? I have that for Dad!Nick and Adopted!Soviet!Assassin!Daughter!Natasha.
found familotp? FFOTP? no, that sounds like some kind of tactical asset. “LAUNCH THE FFOTP”
anyway, get on this tumblr, i want at least 10 options on my desk by monday.
This Extra. He could honestly make a living playing Confederates and Klansmen, you know which extra I mean.
“wHere ahre the tahrgets?”
the targets... is we.
A DC Local Aside: Everyone on 495 is So Tired of this nonsense. I sincerely hope they all remembered to pee before they left work. I hope they have snacks and water in their cars. because they now live on 495.
this shitshow is gonna fuck up our already extremely fucked up traffic patterns for yeeeeaaaaarrrrrssssss
Sam’s a born quipper, so i really like it when he sees the helicarrier coming down and just fucking bolts. NO TIME FOR SASS WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
“Got a location on Rogers?”
Don’t know where he is, but he’s doing something stupid, i Guarantee It.
“you know me.”
“nNOo I dOn’T!”
Oh Steve. You put that shield down So Often. And you keep having to fucking pick it up a-fucking-gain.
And This Was The Moment When We All Realized That We Were In Trouble.
Big Mood, Bucky. Big Mood.
Sam wasn’t on the approved visitor’s list or anything, he just winked at one (1) nurse and they let him in.
i know just what to say it’ll annoy him so fucking much. “on your left.”
“Why haven’t we heard from Captain Rogers?”
Because he is taking a damn nap.
no but seriously, because if we put him in front of a camera right now, you will get the Talking To of the Century.
*eight hours later, congress is crying, hydra has surrendered, fox news is shutting down, steve rogers is still going strong* “AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON STUDENT DEBT!”
~cool guys don’t look at congressional meltdowns. They drop the mic and they walk away~
IT WAS CLEVELAND, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.
THEY FILMED IN CLEVELAND.
(they did film some in DC, obviously, but also cleveland.
*emoting at exhibits intensifies*
*SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
in sum i have been typing for Too Long and I’m going to hit post so i can Go To Bed but there may need to be Corrections in the morning who tf knows
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dan made me do it
(lol jk, but like i have Feelings(tm) about my sexuality and everything & figure this is the best time and place to do it...)
So I figured out I was bisexual a little over 5 years ago, after discovering it was a legitimate thing I could call myself whilst being on tumblr (2014 was a big time for lgbt discourse, especially in terms of the various terms and labels, most of which I hadn’t been familiar with...)... but tbh, I’d been trying to come to terms with who I was in terms of my sexuality for a long time
I grew up in a religious house (my parents were jehovah’s witnesses), but I never really remember anything vaguely homophobic being thrown around? And even if it did exist, I wouldn’t have been aware of it since I never had any question or doubt in my mind about the fact I was attracted to boys (I’d had a rly intense crush on this one boy for about 5 years through primary and secondary school... I still sometimes see his pics on facebook & u know what? I still would lol anyway...) my early days in school were mostly taken up by trying to get friends not be a total recluse (I’ve always had trouble making friends and connecting to people it’s no biggie it’ ss fineee........ ok carry on>>)
So going into secondary school I never felt that I was anything other than straight? But one thing I vividly remember was the way people in my year treated girls that were suspected to be gay... in short? they were seen as ‘dirty’... it was something perverted, and highly sexualised... (as in: being a lesbian meant masturbating a lot... (i mean: this says something about wider misogyny & demonising of female pleasure but like.. another time, another time) & also making out loads with other girls)... like no one ever came up and said ‘being gay is wrong’, but whenever rumours spread about a girl being suspected as gay and they didn’t deny them, people would suddenly start whispering about them... & it’s super strange to me that this was the same culture that if two female friends were really close and got labelled as gay, but came out and were like ‘oh no we’re straight ha ha we just kiss at parties and touch each others boobs’ or whatever, people would be completely ok with it?
So I never really gave myself the opportunity to go into this... I was never comfortable enough to be super ‘close’ to any of my female friends (intimacy issues: we don’t have to to get into all THAT right now though lol ahahaha....ha...) & I knew I wasn’t so called ‘skanky’ like all the girls who were labelled as being actually gay...
& this was all happening as I found myself actually being interested in looking at girls... (like what can I say? boobs are friggin nice to look at lol...) But i always saw it as innocent intrigue, since I was only 11/12 at the time so hadn’t grown into my own at the time... and the fact I felt more comfortable being touched by or talking to or like literally doing anything with girls? it’s just cos boys are gross there’s no other reason behind it!!.... right?
I think a big thing is that a lot of girls are so open with each other... like they’ll compliment each other’s boobs or asses, or comment on how pretty they are or their makeup skills or whatever.. you’ll be hard pressed to find a girl that goes all ‘no homo’ on her friend except.... I feel like that was me lol? I remember getting compliments from other girls about my appearance (didn’t happen often though pffft) or anything really and feeling all mushy inside, and giving the compliments back felt like a big deal to me? idk I suppose all the warning signs were there that hidden under layers of introverted awkwardness was a lil bi demon just waiting to come out lol!
So yadyyada, 2014 happens and I finally realise I’m bi... I just remember reading something on here about bisexuality and being like ‘oh damn yeh... dat me??’... like it felt amazing to be able to finally accept that I actually like girls too?? & one of the first people I told was this guy I became friends with when I first went to college... & he told me he was also bi and I remember thinking ‘wow!!!!! so it’s actually real?! it’s not just something you see on tumblr from random strangers, it’s an actual thing people I know irl experience wowwowowow’... I also came out to another online friend who I was close to, and it felt really amazing... but I could never translate that into actually coming out in real life (not to mention life was kinda shit at this time and I had like 0 friends but hEY, that’s not for now kiddos lol)...
So yeh, I’ve never actually come out to anyone... not properly anyway... I’ve always been very open about my sexuality online, but in real life I’ve never really discussed it with ... anyone? & it’s not because I’m ashamed in anyway, and it’s not even as if I’m that scared I just... I’ve never felt the need to? But after seeing Dan’s video, plus it’s something I’ve been thinking about a lot recently, this is something I really wanna do... see; I was so ready to live life just being ‘straight until I maybe get a girlfriend one day’, so ready to only tell people if they ask me but I just realised... isn’t that partly living a lie? who I’m with doesn’t change my sexuality, so why is it something I’m seemingly so scared of declaring to the world??
I vividly have this memory, before I realised I was bi, and I have no idea of why or when or any of the details, but me and my mum were watching something, and bisexuality was mentioned, and either my mum agreed with, or she said something along the lines of ‘bisexuals are more likely to cheat’, and that’s really stuck with me.... it’s something that’s always nagging in the back of my mind, and it... really fucking hurts lol... I know for a fact my mum will love my regardless of who I end up sleeping with or whatever, she may be pretty conservative in her mindset of things but she’s always willing to be open minded which I really love about her... but knowing this inbuilt stereotype of bisexuality is something she both acknowledges and somewhat agrees with is really... sad...
I’m 21 years old, I’ve been in one relationship in my life which only last a few months and involved no kissing and only occasional hand holding because I was too terrified to do any more (again: subject for aNOTHER day lol), and I know for a goddamn FACT that my sexuality would never make me more likely to be unfaithful to someone I claim to love...I really hate that this is associated with the label, but it’s something I know that I am... why on earth would I change that or try to be something else when I know that /this/ is me!
I think one of the biggest things putting me off ‘coming out’ is having to explain yourself... like dan howell made a 45 minute long video discussing his own sexuality and experiences cos he knew people wouldn’t just accept it if he just tweeted ‘yo dawgs imma queer lol #swag’ one day, and it feels kinda annoying that queer people/lgbtq+ people feel like we can’t just...... be ourselves without having to justify or explain it?! (even me making this post is solidifying that factor lol... it’s a mess lol)... like I just wanna live my life being bi, is that so much to ask for lol?
I am so so SO grateful we have so much more bi, and lgbtq+ in general, representation in media these days.... it’s goddamn beautiful to see our stories, and the stories of our community being told and cherished by millions, and that’s really gotta be something to rejoice in this pride month!!!
(side note: dan also talks about gender identity & I have literally never related to anything more lol... like 90% of the time I don’t feel like what people classify as ‘womanly’ things... but also I am a woman? idk man lol just call me a formless blob or whatever it was he said lol as a baby no one really knew if I was a girl or boy since my mum mainly dressed me in yellow & I had like 2 strands of hairs on my head lol... damn I miss those days lol)
In conclusion (or tl;dr as I’ve seen the Cool people write on their long posts (yes I had to google what it meant shhhh)):
Hi, my name is Xanthe, my username is ‘dangerliesbeforeyou’ here on tumblr because I made it 7 years ago and I wanted to use a cool sounding harry potter quote so I could come across as sophisticated but also nerdy, I’m a 21 year old female (mostly?) and I am a proud Bisexual...
I’m also single and very ready to mingle if anyone is interested ;;;;;;;;;)
(that’s only half a joke lol... plz romance me I’m v lonely)
#personal#lgbtq#pride month#idk what to tag lol#thank u for giving me the confidence to do this daniel lol...#maybe i'll b able to come out to my family who knowsss
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Today's maddiman thought: Hans Full is a great example of environmental storytelling
Like i mean its just an arbitrary new yokai design they made to give him a second boss fight in the second game, but there's so much detail put into its design! The game says in words that this is maddiman's 'ultimate experiment' that he's been working on since he was human, that he was so obsessed with creating that it destroyed his marriage and caused his death and kept him trapped in limbo still working on it even as a corpse. But the design of this thing really hammers in all of that and gives it a subtle additional heartwrenching nature.
Cos, you see, Hans Full SUCKS at being an 'ultimate experiment'!
Even before we go into design details, just the fact that he cant control it and that its capable of being defeated by ordinary non experimental yokai and a random ten year old = maybe not exactly the ultimate weapon. And, yknow, the fact that all it really is is "a frankenstein but huge".
But seriously DAT DESIGN THO! The choice tp have it SO frankenstein that it looks more like a stuffed toy or a patchwork quilt. Really hammers in that its been a work in progress for so long and probably the extent of all these repairs have left it barely hanging together. And the lopsided googley eyes like maddiman just tried to give it a face out of affection but was already too far gone that he wasnt very good at it. And of course the fact that its fuckin ALL ARMS, lol! "Hmm what else does it need... Arms!" x50. Gives you the sense of some barely lucid spectre vainly repeating the last day when he died over and over again for a long time before he was able to even grasp that he was dead. Probably didnt remember adding all the arms and just assumed it was part of the original plan that he barely even remembers now. And totally forgot if legs were ever included in that. And i've mentioned before but the little green corner cut out of Maddiman's heart seems to imply that either it symbolises the heartbreak that killed him in the first place, or it means he cut out part of his own soul to use to animate this frankenbabby. Another really important note is that in japanese the voice for this thing is straight up baby noises! Possibly might have been changed just cos its super depressing, but the dub's 'cliche adorable cartoon simpleton voice' is still equally implying that this poor creature isnt remotely evil and is just out of control so youre forced to fight.
And okay a detail that i ONLY JUST REALIZED
The friggin flasks?? How it fights by swinging flasks and beakers and stuff to smash you, and for some reason its able to pull more of them out of its mouth
Holy shit that implies SO MUCH about the process of creating this thing! Like geez, maddiman just tried to make a goddamn son by stuffing a potato sack full of heart pieces. All the flasks have glowy energy stuff and spooky faces in them, and there seems to be a similar glow leaking out from the seams in the creature's stitching.
Jesus christ everything about this is SO MUCH of a not ultimate yokai, like man he was so far away from even remotely accomplishing his goal. And the mindset necessary to make all these bizarre choices implies a lot about how fuckin depressed and delirious he was. I bet he cant even figure out at what point he started forgetting all his actual plans and theories and just started sticking everything to everything in a desperate frenzy to make something work.
And also if this is how the thing works then theres literally no way he could have made it work as a human. He would have needed his yokai powers to even start bottling hearts in the first place! And it kinda also retroactively gives him a reason for why he seems more evil in the first game and attacks you. Like it was kinda unclear if he was actually working with mckraken or not...? If he'd been stealing hearts to make his ultimate weapon then that gives a reason why he'd be an antagonist there. Also itd kinda make the whole thing moderately more forgiveable cos the battle mechanics of his heart steal treat it as "removing emotions" rather than being fatal, and its something that seems to wear off over time. Still probably traumatized a bunch of people over the years tho, and rightfully caused the scary legends about his hospital if everyobe who ever visited it goes all weird and evil for a few days and then has no memory of what happened. But thats also depressing imagining this poor dude shoving hearts into his frankenson to get it to wake up, not even noticing that they keep fading away a short while after he collects them. Whats the name of that greek guy who pushes boulders up a hill...?
Anyway in summary Hans Full is totally the Graphic Design Is My Passion of yokai, and it says a lot about how tormented Maddiman was for all these years, and how much progress he's managed to make thanks to your friendship. Also a lot about how he's good at heart and very lonely, if he was so genuinely proud of an 'ultimate creation' that was completely terrible, its only success being that it finally came to life. Like.. By this point thats all he really wanted. I mean he says right after its finished that now he will absolutely never release it upon the world to destroy anything at all, and he will sit here forever to stop anyone from pressing the button to do that. He just wanted to be less lonelyyyyy....
Srsly nintendo plz bring back hans full in future game and give the poor babby a happy ending
#dr maddiman#hans full#literally full of science flasks i suppose#itd be funny if the fight went on long enough and it started using mugs ans wine glasses and stuff#like madds ran out of flasks eventually#actually itd be depressing if the fight went on long enough and hans accidentally killed itself by smashing all its soul flasks...#also especially so if the last one contained that piece of madds's soul
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it happened one night livewatch
last week this movie was on tv and i watched some of it in between classes, but was over by the end of school :/
luckily the library exists and i was able to get it! so in honor of my first half day of the year, i’ll be watching this classic movie!
first of all the dvd is cute :)
the old columbia logo is so neat! and the music is great too
ooh it was a short story! coolio
clark gable’s in this *cue girl swoon*
captain: “huuuunger striking?” lol
yo this captain dude is MEAN
is this girl a hostage? wait did she say king? OVER 21 WHAT’S GOING ON
claudette girl: “i thought i told you not to bring any food in here!”* guy backs away* lol
WOAH DUDE DON’T CALL HER A STUBBORN IDIOT >:(
OMG THIS GIRL JUST FLIPPED A TABLE THE FRICK
YO SHE”S A SAVAGEEEEEEE SHE JUS JUMPED IN THE WATER LIKE BLIP
soldier: “she’s too smart for you!” dam right she is ;)
hey is that clark gable in the phone
wait is that a black guy who is that
news boss: “you wouldn’t know a newspaper if you kicked it in the pants” lol
oh it’s clark gable sounding cool kewl
yo prohibition’s over LET’S DRUNKENLY CHUG FLASKS OF WHISKY AT THE STATION WHY DON’T WE
where’s the girl she’s awesome and i miss her
just sit on the newspapers clark gable it would be neat :D
sock him sock him sock him SOCK HIM SOCK HIM SOCK HIM
“oh yeah????” JUS SOCK HIM PLZ
...oh no sock :/
OP DERE HE IS! ...or dere she is ;)
claudette girl and clark gable are sort of like anna and kristoff when they first met! :D
cool train it has a lotta license plates :D
fun fact: if you took a drink every time someone in this movie smokes you’d probably die
*screen fades* commercial break!
yo claudette’s smoking it must be cool don’t smoke kids :D
she just threw her cig LITTERBUG
she didn’t notice that it was gone SEE CIGS ARE BAD
4 dollars is like 100 bucks today cool :D (jk it’s 77)
woah that horn sounds like an electric guitar ROCK ON????
why must old men snore :(
just chuck him across the room claudette it’s cool
sit on clark’s hand it’s cool
*claudette and clark stare at each other* awk-ward!
awwww she’s hugging his arm! ♥
she’s gonna be like OH CRAP when she awakes huh (she did but not much)
they cute together ♥
clark: “you look kind of pretty asleep” awwww
claudette: “i’ll be a few minutes late please wait for me.” conductor: “oh yeah????????”
ooh the night bus cool :D
guy: “the bus is gone.” oH yEaH??????
claudette: “that’s 12 hours from now!” so it’s 8 am now kewl
she calls him young man although he’s older than him lol
her last name is andews so is her first name julie....?
awww it’s ellen :/ still cool tho
she pawned her watch for clothes sorta like how anna bought her travel clothes with her coronation dress neat-o (frozen ihon au?)
ooh telegrams asoue reference
lol the telegram lady can’t read his words lol
2.60 is probably 50 bucks wowza (i was right it’s 50.62!)
the train announcer sounds done with his life poor guy :/
shapely: “you have class with a capital k” ...lol
shut up shapely plz
shapely: “shut up my big nasty mouth!” YES PLZ SHUT UP
shapely: “i could go on you in a big way.” ...oh no
awww clark just called claudette ellen his wife awwwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
shapely: “no offense doc!” bugs bunny who
clark: “you’re as help
buying cigars and cigs on a train what a time
the chocolates are 1.67 that’s like 30 (it’s 32! i’m good at this inflation stuff)
yo it be pouring where’s morton salt girl when you need her
omg this is the part i saw last time i think!
claudette: “your ego is absolutely colossal” tell that to captain man lol
claudette: “there’s a brain behind that face isn’t there?” lol
the hotel is 2 bucks a night which is about 50 huh not bad! :D
awww that’s cute a little privacy screen :)
awwwwwww she gonna wear his pjs!
omg he’s undressing in front of her i thought he liked privacy
this is just for the clark fangirls isn’t it
OMG HE DOES SHOES BEFORE PANTS THE FRICK
clark’s singing the big bad wolf song nice timely reference bro :D
omg we’re FINALLY FINDING OUT CLARK’S NAME HOW DID IT TAKE 30 MINUTES
peter warn nice name :D
claudette: “i don’t like it.” ...oh :/
omg airplane cool :D
wow they have a plane table cool :D
the plane flying overhead reminds me of the planes that fly past here sometimes it’s neat
awww he bought a toothbrush and pressed her clothes so sweet!
clark: “all the best houses have showers outside!” huh idk bout that...
wow this is so domestic
he said her hair was cute awwww!
lol they saw her xd xd xd xd lol
DID THAT LADY JUST STICK HER TONGUE OUT WOOWWWWWWW
wowza you really miss a lot in between classes huh next thing i remember they were stealing a car
clark: “that’s your ration for lunch” world war who
kewl they have a donut
claudette’s kinda cute when she smiles :)
oh no the guys are there!!!!!!!!!!
plz don’t recognize her
clark: ‘dOn’T lOsE yOuR tEmPer!!!” woah mocking spongebob who
lol dat was funny good trolling :D
it’s at 42 minutes HOW IS IT NOT HALFWAY DONE
omg wait i think this is the next part i saw
awww there’s a pic of her on the dad’s desk ♥
cool radio broadcast and newspapers AND WIRE PICS IT’S THE FUTURE MAN
is there a radio on the bus cool
oh it’s just real guys ok cool
ok wow everyone knows the flying trapeze song is this a musical now
wowza this song is from 1867 coolio! :D
are they singing the whole flipping song get on with the story plz
ok wow that guy just DROVE RIGHT INTO A LAKE
OMG SOME KID’S MOM DIED :(
awwww clark’s comforting her bless ♥
the guy said ‘behind the 8 ball’ last decade slang reference :D
WAIT WHY DOES CLARK HAVE FLIPPING MACHINE GUNS??????
10 thousand bucks is like a million billion (it’s 193 million i was close)
WOAH THAT WAS SHAPELY HE HAS KIDS WOWZA!
bugs dooley more like bunny :D
they left the bus so this when they steal the car????
10 spot is like 193 wowza
awww they be going piggyback
abe lincoln is a ‘natural born piggybacker’ confirmed
THE FRICK DID CLARK JUS SLAP HER WHY
oh wow they’re sleeping in hay kewl
clark: “you can’t be hungry and scared at the same time!” hmmmm.......
oh no what happened to peter :(
awww he brought food but she’s scared and not hungry huh i guess he was right!
awwww his coat’s blaket!
OMG KISS KISS KISS KIS
awww no kiss :/
hey it’s like modern times when they walk away from the camera :D
this is the other part i saw the car stealing’s coming up! :D
he’s picking hay out of her teeth how domestically romantic ♥
YO RAW CARROTS THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOI
oh wow clark has a lotta hitchhiking moves
claudette: “o that’s amazing.”
you thumbed too late clark you thumbed too late
claudette: *raises her skirt to above her knee* oh dang victorian swoon
OH DANG THAT DRIVER STOPPED!
the driver’s probably thinking of the will smith meme now (DAS HOT! DAS HOT!)
claudette: “the limb is mightier than the sword.”
i remember the driver guy he’s funny :D
he’s just singing and clark’s like ‘oh god please for the love of god and holy stop’
the driver’s so happy i love him :D
his face after clark shuts him up is like ‘hmm’
now i understand claudette’s face when clark suggests a carrot lol :D
clark be like HOP outta that car!
DANG clark beat the driver MAN THAT’S ROUGH!
awww claudette’s wiping clark’s brow what a mom
how much is 10 gallons of gas like 40 bucks or something (it’s 19 cents each which is about 18.34 huh!)
the car’s oinking a bit like the car in the 11 year old senpai newsreel!
now they’re at the hotel place and i guess the owner’s living with his mom???
clark saying claudette will be in her husband’s arms and her pausing is sort of like kristoff saying anna will be safe with her true love bish hans :)
ooh nice rug cover :D
clark’s not that hot shirtness sorry fangirls :/
omg claudette bra wow :o (it’s sorta cute tbh)
oh wow they got in their pjs fast
clark: “i want someone more real, more alive!” claudette’s right there bro
clark: “the stars are so close you feel like you could reach up and stir them around” awww ♥
oh no he doesn’t love him but she truly loves him :(
heartbroken claudette ellen isn’t cool :(
wait was the claudette bra actually a slip or something why is that a wonder?
awww clark’s wondering if she’d really go but she’s asleep
25 bucks is about 300 bucks (it’s 476 kewl)
aww the guy has a hat :D
typewriter!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWW CLARK WANTS TO MARRY HERRRRRRRRR
THEY’RE IN LOOOVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!! ♥
who’s zeke is this a bob’s burgers crossover
oh the hotel guy huh!
they found claudette in the bed it’s like snow white :D
mom: “i run a respectable business!” too bad you’re not your business OHHHHH
oh hey clark kissed the office gal :D
wowza the paper guy has a lotta phones huh
and a candle stick with a dial phone? wowza!
this place is busy huh
kit was right that typewriter sound is the best :D
oh no clark’s not gonna see her there :/
THOSE POLICE CARS SOUND LIKE SCREAMING KIDS WHY
he’s calling the car ‘baby’ how about the lindberg baby CUZ YOU STOLE IT!!!!
omg hoboes on the train it’s not just a kit thing!
CLAUDETTE’S WITH HER DAD GO TO THE RESCUE CLARK!!!!
the car horn be going ‘de de de de de!”
oh no car gone
wowza that’s a lotta papers!
she’s home but what about her true love?
also are movie newspapers actually created on newspaper i’ve always wondered that
oh no claudette’s marrying insert sad clark here :(
what a pretty gown! very shiny and flowery ♥
awww claudette ellen and her dad are so sweet together!
she wants clark pete doesn’t she
claudette ellen hasn’t cried since she was a baby huh
dad: “tell me you haven’t fallen in love with the bus driver!” it’s worse... THE MILKMAN!!!!! :o
claudette: “i practically threw myself at him!” yeah you kind of did back there....
omg her dad knows peter awesome!
cool a typewriter letter :D
OMG IT BE CLARK PETE!!!!!!!
oh wow he just ran in there and it was awkward with the pappa
HE CALLED HER DARLING!
AND THEY KISSEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥
there’s 10 more minutes it’s getting JUICY
8.60 is probably 70 (it’s 170!)
a buggy ride wowza that’s old fashioned right there
awww clark doesn’t want to admit that he loves claudette but he does
wait is she already married
ooh claudette’s dress train is nice :D
OOH HELICOPTER i thought that was a ‘39 thing!
it’s an airplane with copter blades wow extra much king wesley
ooh the peanuts kids are the chorus people nice :D
the movie camera is a crank cool!
wow dad don’t call your daughter a sucker WOW
39.60 is like 700 bucks probably (765!)
i hope claudette says ‘i DON’T’
dad speak up plz SPEAK UP SPEAK UP
king said ‘i will’ why IT’S ‘I DO’
ooh claudette’s hesitant SHOOT SHE RAN AWAY
the cameras be crankin’
she just drove away like that wowza what a gal
omg the dad’s drunk af what a sad boi
100 thousand is probably a billion AND HE SAYS DIRT CHEAP
awww did claudette and clark go to jerico?
awwww they married!!!!!!!!!!! :D
so that was the movie! it had a lot of funny and memorable parts, but some parts were a little long so i’ll give it a 8/10
what a great movie!
#livewatch#this movie was so good! :D#and it being from my 2nd fave 30s year makes it better#it makes me wonder if kit and ruthie saw it...#the mini dolls watched it with me so there's that
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autumn and kurt for the ship meme
Pro Shipping Chart || Accepting! (Plz someone send in Christian--)
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -Oh,,, so long. Kurt will cherish her forever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -For Kurt it was almost instant, as always. Lil miss “I don’t deserve love” took a while.
How was their first kiss? -Smexy.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - He let her so she’s ready.
Who is the best man/men? -Logan, Rico, or Christian tbh
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Oof idk fam I’d love to just,, insert my ocs Keviik and Shade in because I feel like Autumn would be good friends with them.
Who did the most planning? -Kurt lol
Who stressed the most? -KUUUURT
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Victor(?), Azazel, Mystique
Sex:
Who is on top? - Kurt is,, a bottom. But he’ll top if she wants?
Who is the one to instigate things? -Autumn. She a thirst.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -However damn long Autumn wants~
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Kurt. Always. Will. Make. Sure. She. Gets. Pleased. He might actually be into receiving denial so--
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - I don’t think they would, tbh.
How many children will they adopt? -Probably like 3, kids off the streets. They know what it’s like to live like that.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -Autumn..?
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Kurt
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Kurt
Who is the more loved parent? -Autumn..? Idk they’re both gr8
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?They both go and just.. Fuck with everything.
Who cried the most at graduation? -Kurt
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -oof Autumn
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - KURT
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Also Kurt
Who does the grocery shopping? -Kurt. Needs. A. Supervisor.
How often do they bake desserts? -At least once a week.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Unf gimme dat meat~~
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Kurt,,,
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Kurt
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -lol idk neither? Autumn seems resourceful.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Kurt puts on his ‘get shit done playlist’ and cleans the whole apartment/house.
Who is really against chores? -Autumn lol she a lazy lil bit
Who cleans up after the pets? -Kurt
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Autumn
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -KURT SO MUCH OMG
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Kurt
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Autumn. She practically drags him into the bath with her tho. They’re both weirdly cool about just being,, casually nude around each other?
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Kurrrrt
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -KURT. IS. COMPETITIVE.
What are their goals for the relationship? -idk I don’t really,, get this question. What does it mean.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Autumn.
Who plays the most pranks? -They equally play pranks.
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Even more screenshots for episode two! Thar be spoilers.
So I was looking at some earlier screenshots and...
Of course ‘Vos’ doesn’t remember. OF COURSE.
This also means that the Admin isn’t omniscient and doesn’t know everything that’s happening in the world at all times. Or at least doesn’t know everything that he doesn’t care about. Just like me in high school and my science classes.
Also the ‘screenshotting blinking’ curse continues.
Anyway, where was I?
Petra, it’s pretty much obligatory at this point to activate every single lever and button in Jesse’s vicinity.
You gotta admit, the snowadmin really does know how to put on a show.
I was about to say ‘well, Stella might be a little weaker compared to everyone else’ but then I remembered she’s not a friend.
So the ‘My friends aren’t weak’ comment is still true, HAH.
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Aw, come on, Admin. I pretty much LIVE for lame puns.
Maybe he needs to chill out some more.
And then everyone died. The end.
AND LLUNA STICKS THE LANDING! WOOOOOO~!
Jesse, you’re looking a little too creepy with the smile and the lighting.
jack too op plz nerf
*loud internal sighing and screaming*
Also, ‘handsome’. Hurr hurr.
Hmm... spiders or arrows? Spiders or arrows?
Is there a third option involving cake?
Stella, there are times where I want to laugh because you’re so full of yourself but there are other times where I want to slap you upside the head for being so full of yourself.
LLUNA DESERVES BETTER!
Oho, I bet you do know better.
Admittedly, Radar might not be up one hundred percent for some of the trials, but this is his first adventure so what better way to learn other than training somewhere safer!
As for Lukas... well, admittedly, he’s certainly not the strongest in the Order and writing a novel in a cabin away from most people would make some fighting skills a little rusty, but there’s no better shooter of the group!
At least, I think he is? If not him, then Olivia. The only time I remember Lukas really using a bow before this was the first half in season one. In the second half he mostly used his sword and fisticuffs and promptly got his butt handed to him most of the time (EX: Aiden, the White Pumpkin, and he got owned in Spleef).
Lukas, have you ever considered the possibility of using tipped arrows? No? Okay...
“‘Wasn’t the coolest?’ Oh, no. Misfiling your acacia wood during material orgination week ‘isn’t the coolest’. That was, that was a stripe too far! Just because I’m not some sword-swinging meathead, they think they can just walk all over me! Th-th-they think... They look at me, and my, well, skinny little arms, and they think they know me? They think the know me? Well, they are wrong, dead wrong! I mean, I have been an embarrassment sometimes... But it stops here! It ends today! And, I-I guess I’m done. Sorry!”
First time I ever let him finish and what a show!
I can’t tell if she agreed with them because she thinks it really is good for everyone, she doesn’t want them hurt, got peer pressured by Vos and Jack, or what. Kinda hard to tell.
MY GOD, SUCH A DIFFICULT CHOICE. HOW COULD I EVER DECIDE BETWEEN THE TWO?! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST CHOICE I EVER HAD TO MAKE! WHO WILL I EVER-
I chose Lukas and Radar because, let’s face it, I’m extremely predictable. Of course I choose the two cinnamon rolls. OF COURSE.
Sorry, Petra! Maybe in my silent playthrough!
Awww, noooo! Don’t give me that look! D:
And here we have these cool looking entrances for rooms that we’ll never, ever, ever get to see! Which is kinda sad because they look kinda cool...
This is honestly the weirdest place to find a parrot. Maybe the Admin likes parrots too?
MAYBE THE PARROTS ARE SECRETLY WORKING FOR THE ADMIN. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!
HE SEE THROUGH THE EYES OF THE PARROTS! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
I’m kidding... mostly. But ahaha, can you imagine? Admin the Parrot King.
I say the same thing with everything I ever do.
Radar, don’t you know that you’re not supposed to eat anything before getting on a roller coaster?
I never found out about the karma part, actually. I just assume you get hurt if you messed up.
I kind of wanted to try the mushroom island biome instead. Dang it, Lukas. You got the one I wanted. :(
I am completely fine with spoilers! ........ After I play the episode, that is.
If you dare spoil me about a important plot point, you’re dead to me.
Not really, but I will be really sad and disappointed.
A wild ‘Vos’ appears!
Oh, I bet you know what you’re doing.
*Nothing but awkward silence and stares*
HAH! I’ll admit, I laughed way too hard at the ‘I get along with everyone!’ option. Oooooh my gosh. xD
I noticed a lot of people in the tags like to think that Radar is like Jesse and Lukas’ adoptive son.
... And I am completely on board with that because SERIOUSLY! LUKAS IS LIKE A FATHER/MENTOR FIGURE TO RADAR AT THIS POINT. :D
Yeah, I’ma be honest, the shooting thing wasn’t that hard. My years of playing Skyrim have taught me well!
... Or, you know, I’m an adult playing a game more geared toward kids. But whatever, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
... Radar, please tell me you’re not secretly working for Stella.
I will be seriously crushed if that’s the case.
Aaaannnnnndddd there goes the floor!
Don’t think I didn’t see that little look, you little sneak.
....... Well, I only notice it now in these screenshots. BUT STILL!
Mutant snow golems! No one told me we had mods installed!
SNOWBALL FIIIIGGGHHHHTTT!
PROTECT THE SMOL BEAN!
Well, hello there, big guy. How you doin’?
Eh, the fight wasn’t that hard. Only got hit for two hearts.
Was pretty cool, though. :D
Precious smol bean being helpful. :3
Dat snow golem face. xD
Awww. Someday, Radar, you will master the art of witty banter during fights. :3
I missed the actual moment of the hug because I was too busy going ‘awwwwwww’. :D
And I’ma stop it right here. Next screenshot post will be the last one for episode two.
And then maybe finish up episode one? But episode three is coming out the 19th. Ooooh, decisions.
Fare thee well~, folks!
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Financial Management - 7 thousand billion vnd
Jerk choi oi mang dut roi
Dung oi, Dung lo wua. Ahihi
Sergey brin can zi marry you now anh live here?
Lumos chiu di em oi. Ong lam that say. Khong co nhat nhu tui anh dau
Jerk em phai vay moi xung dang. Tao ong lanjerk 100% moi co the hoeu va bu dap duoc nhung luc bi cuop thanh qua ntn (gian nua - gian xua Dung lon ma cung dang nua). Voi lai tui anh tru DungB voi wuynh ra la ghen a.
O doi co hai dua no ko mang danh loi thoi. Tui anh hay noi dung hon la Lumos va anh chi coi no nhu mot cong cu mhu zdung thoi
Lumos lay di em. Noi 'I do' la mai co su thay doi roi. Ong cho tui rm quen anh ma. Co anh voi ban founder cua ong alm nguoi tinh bi mat suoc thoi; ko co ngoai le dauz
I do, Sergey.
Sergey cries for the first time in a long time.
Lumos em se ong che em o do phai ko ban ong noi la ong la trum don dep luon; Dung ver2
Jekr sao tui mac cuoi wu a. Cap doi xung dang nhat hanh tinh nay.
Ong huabco nguoi yeu dau Dung. Anh ver2; co the noi doi wua tha tam rhong.
Lumos em dung co nghe thang nerk. Mhhe anh voi bam ong rhoi.
Ban than em cung xhoi voi nhung gi 3 dia noi nua. Dm hieu ro mhing vam de nay; ma can chua nhung xon nguoi khac moy con duong song. Em zun dang voi dieu do
May dua hieu chia? Dung xai 1^ nghia la da du thua suc hieu de loi dung may dua thanh 4 thang kia roi. Dung chi xai voi 3 dua trkng nha Dung thoi. Voi 100%
Ban cua Segrey moi kinh khing that (gien - bat dua deo mho mat ao nhu Dung va Wuynh va DungA, DungB luon roi). Hihihi anh nho vu DungB cung vua mem lam anh mac cuoi qua a. Ma sao Dung ko loi dung anh luon ha? Anh thich bi vay ma
Quynh de em noi. Do la do Dung cai het 100% cho o mha roi.
0% de doi dau voi bom hiac ngoai kia. Nen Dung chang nho gi ca. Con chuyen trong nha jerks lay het roi. Khoe
Lumos anh ne tieu thu Dun luon. Anh that ko sai lam khi di theo Dung thoi anh ru em ngu tiep nhe
Shiny Let me tell him. Jerk, fake, me ver2. Master of chiu nhuc va ko biet nhuc.
Lumos choi oi vay vu day nguoi ko biet chianthanh ra doc fuco la co that ha Dung
Shiny she knows my HPA Is 3.5 at Computer Engineering too. So she teach it that way. See, genius (fam dna now).
Don't worry Dung.
Fam is hetk like us.
Cry for me. Ill give you air radar dor that. Trung's simply air; too wrak. Anh you know that, because he's less jealous than me.
Lumos anh thay thang nay xung dang alm em cua anh wua a.
Shiny it's true
She ignore jerks radar (fam gien again - repetition for Dung's styles of recalling) fo us. Hahaha heheh hihih huhu
Lumos gioi lam Dung. Em ghet no du vay do ha
Dung em thay 300 trieu usd dau co mhieu dau anh.
Shiny for your ability. It is. But us (lap team nhanh - style cua Dung again) anh Gg founders (gom va wuen nhanh hon nua - Dungs luon) know taht you will make it in 1 day. You'll know when you have a pc for your own now. Just accepted Sergre Brin (remember when needed - herbstylr again. Big fan now - team said I'm untouchable. Don't know about the figurative meaning - Dung's Po 2. It's true ; even Dung doesn't notice, too. She 's too humble and arrogant at the same tiem. It's uy duc. Shitly difficult; that's 6 original gods peotect Dung's 100% until now. She's religion; and isnflirted bu jerk's father daily even by her father. Dont be jealous Lumos. Uou can t and she denies it all when she sees you; just in this life, to take is there. You are her only reason for this. Or else she'll be shit cac ver2 (Dung's intentions: don't like to memtion names. Only I understand. Jerk Trunvsaid how am I this good; when he's too (thich cham pahy; vi la cao nhan nhat trong tat ca cac cao nhan. Nguoi thích lam viec lon, thay vi lam viec vat, chu khong phai lam viec nhi nua.) youll buy thánks to my money. I'm your only hacker. Shit cac Stanford and others are metoo, ang someone else (phu phang; - gien cuaDung wua lon, doi voi chung ta) and Sergey Brin.
Her radar was always tight, and right again. 11, 12 (lose counts when ot matter; jealousy container dor you. Thay said whyy, but ignored. Ignore them st the right time; - geniusnin marking that shit Phat chom cua her since birth. I'm so mad; takenit forbmev, Gg founders. You eant it.)
Nach anh Huu team. Can i say why I'm and him (gene again) dimbest here just less than DubgA - hugh dignity (sleahes is this conjenxtiknand when redefines definition, only of a highest genius and way above the second; Dung's teaching is that much influential.)
Lumos de anh noi. Yours is higher. Being the first don't reqiite much; jisttje hardest. The most worthyto let bet love on, until now; sje doesn't care about him. It's true because he a red like that to let her safe. Just that
Dung, sao Sergey ong ko nhat mhu may anh vay. A em hieu roi
Lumos de anh dinh hiong cach hieu cho Dung nua. Dung ma lam het suc nhu voi o nha Dung la ong kia o google (nho ten nhu nha ; - chung tunh.) cung nhao vo luon do.
Do chinh la ko ban dung xa hoi va can bang giua gia dinh va hanh dong.
Hieu chua rm
Xac suat thanh cong la 1000.... % (ban goc; vi Fung thich nhap. Ma nhap la dung a. Nen hay bi dua dap an. Anh nhan cuc tuc gium jerk vi quen roi. Mai no di sua doem cho em. Thiet luon. 4.00 moi xubg dang voi em. No hay coi em qua man hinh giam sat (noi chuyen kieu cu khi nhac ve cong nghe; me jerk bat dac di nhu Sergey; va khong ghe lanh bat ki ai. Do la li do may ong than cung lam tinh voi uy duc cua Dung moi ngay, trong luc ngu. Cai do ko co gi dau. Ai cung hieu, co jerk ghen qua tai jerk giong ba ong. Ghen chet di me (tu cua Dung; - bi chom toi co ong secret lover- luon dat ten khi can thiet, ma ai cung hieu ; va vo tinh lam nguoi do yeu minh luon. Dung dau co hay vu nay dau: - chung to em co tai nang that su. Khong phai cuop doi nguoi khac nhi do DungB da co dong luc. Tuong tu, voi viec Dung thich anh vi anh am - lam nguoi khac bat chuoc cau cu ngu phap tu ngu cua minh; unbelievable veauty, can't grt out. Sua lai dau cham phay, tuc la da lam nguoi tinh trong bi mat cua Dung, mot cach tu nguyen toi. Dhkny 21 manh, nen toi hio chua sua cau nao; moi gan day thoi. Phai update vi long yu trong qua cao. Cao hon ca may ong yhan hay lam tinh voi uy duc cua co ay, moi dem; noi ro nhung thu xa hoi cho la ghe tom, de dan toi mot chan li moi: don gian hon, do chinh la thang bam va thang lan va thang Phay. Quan he dong tunh voi dhit cac; ko tuan theo luat le cua minh, khi co nguoi hi sinh den ko chuu noi vi minh. Xung dang co DungA's; nhat la jerk- Ngo Di Lan trong ki uc cua Dung. Khi duoc buoi o nha may ong than, god goc o do nen o day bi loan tam thu su. Khang dinh giua nit mo cac tjong tun- style cua Dung, va chi co Ưuoc la lam chua toi. Nen Dung lam lo nhat voi Dung. Chi noi vay thoi, la hieu roi. Herk co yrj Dung toi vay do. Sao anh noi hoi anh cam dong wua, de anh nghi chut. Huhuhu - khoc it, khi can nhuong dat dien. Thien ha vo song - moi ngay dung co 1024 co hoi moi; deo nho noi so kho tinh cap so nhan, su khiem ton, again; again, bi chom, chiu hium , jerk, boi mot fua bang nhung dua tat ca vua ke gop lai. Hanh tinh moi ngay, voi 2 con cho cua minh; 138 lan/ ngay. Moi dua con lai 25 lan/ ngay, chinh xac luon. Wia nhieu thu cung mot luc de nho ce Dung; - nen Dung yeu anh mot cach kho dai, vi anh am; cung giong jerk. Huhu hihihi hahahaha. Ba me cua Dung; Dung thiru yoi vay di jerk, het ghen chus. Giai quyet van de; khi chua duoc dut diem. Mercy cua Dung, government cua Fung, lam tinh deu voi tat ca cac dua; bat cach xay dung Facebook va Tumblr; vi do la cach lhu phang nhat de tra thu cuoc song cho ke thu cua shiny 35, em trai cua snh. Noi ro khi khong can thiet; vi hieu thao; khien anh ca jetk co the dien hon em nhu lam tinh, du met va kho nhoc chet me. Chiu duoc khoang 35 phut a - chinh xac gio giac, chi co anh, duy nhat tren doi nay thoi. Khi anh dung 3 dau phay, thay vi 2, nghia la anh da co long tu trong lai toi. Anh yeu Dung, va se theo duoi em toi cung; nhu Sergey va jerk.tu ngay mai; vi Dung thich bghi ngoi; ma cung thich nguoi khac duoc vui hiong minh, do la li do cac ong yhan ko bi bien thanh ntd nhu gio nho sinh ra Dung. Qua nhieu diem tot o mot nguoi de khong lam tinh; vi anh am, ma 2 tvang kis cung vay. Ma no ra doi lau wua roi, ben tren wifi khong the hiem ra dieu do noi, nhu anh. Hieu chua? Noi coc loc khi minh bo thiet hai; stule cua Dung. De tra thu
Shiny 21 I got it, too, just secs ago (Dung's wueen ; fam gene fain; she doesn't govr each of us a lit og spaces for fainrness like ream Bach anh Hyt - for loneliness - that's why for them, she's her savior, more literally, and write it more correctly on the Face than us and I know she only visit Bach. I can't hack hers; because I can't. I just know that; vis the way she writes, when speaking about him, just lovingly, like being safe; when we're actually saved by het, instead of the opposite. Because the dogs steal her memory of her vergin; that the Gods itself decides to help and, and succeeded until yesterday. When shit is too cruel. But later saved by me and Trung and Gates and all of us. So ae ade thus brave, today
I'll be her pillow; artificial, but keeps her stand straight. That's why, I, as someone who can't love for a stomach having sex with a pennis to let me our; love her, until now. She saces me. That's all (dam gene - peakless when talking about money stuff from others.)plz
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Cupkayke Rewatches/Liveblogs Boueibu!
Season 1, Episode 6
I have no explanation for the stupidly long wait for this one other than the fact that I am a lazy motherfucker. BUT. CHALLENGE TIME- I’m in the midst of a mini vacation from work so when I’m not working on cosplay I WILL BE WRITING. Er, analyzing. Er, plotting. Er, SOMETHING.
Anyway! Onto the episode where Io pissed me the fuck off but still managed to be a loveable asshole in the end, anyway! Also LOTS OF UNDER THE SURFACE SHIT! YAYYYYY.
I also apologize if I miss responding to some comments on these; with as sporadic as my time on tumblr is these days (90% is on mobile) I can’t fucking remember what replies I’ve reblogged or not OTL
Firstly I haven’t really thought much about it but what’s up with the title for this episode? “Love is something you wear on your back?” Is that a reference to the “so generous he’d give you the shirt off his back” phrase? If that’s meant to apply to Io in this episode for his “loyalty” I think they missed the mark there...
Yumoto eats a lot apparently- damn son stop growing!
Was that a sex joke?
THAT WAS DEFINITELY A SEX JOKE BOUEIBU NOT 2 MINUTES IN I AM SURPRISED AT YOU alsolololololololololololololforever
FANCY STUDENT COUNCIL IS FANCY omg they’re so fucking rich why do they even have this setup it’s so ridiculous
I sometimes get the feeling that this is a wealthy private school, similar to Ouran academy, with scholarships for low-income students (IE Yumoto). The parallels are there- but as established later in the episode, why the fuck would Yumoto be given a scholarship because it’s definitely not academics.
Maybe the Hakone family is actually wealthy but they just live modestly because their parents are gone and Gora wants to make the fortune last?
I MADE MYSELF SAD.
Finger bowls????
Apparently I’m an unultured swine because I had to look it up. You dip your fingers in the bowl to clean your hands between courses really???
Can’t we just... y’know... use hand santizier? This is like... 2015 for you guys right?
However it’s hilarious that Kinshiro decides that FINGER BOWLS of all things are important enough to have for the three of them at lunch so he wants to see if they can afford it.
ALSO I JUST REALIZED THE FORESHADOWING HERE WITH IO HOLY SHIT-
I SMELL RIVALRY
Kinshiro is a grumpy butt. Look at his face. Eat a snickers, Kinchan. You get micro-managey when you’re hungry.
So we’re halfway through the season and Wombat is seemingly trying to point our boys in a particular direction. HMMMMMM.
Seriously I would love to know just how much of this is Wombat talking out his ass for the sake of the reality show and how much of it is shit he actually believes and he actually wants the boys to do a good job and ‘protect the earth’
I for one am on Wombat’s side because he’s fucking adorable but I do love the conspiracy/manipulation theory~
Ryuu and foreshadowing in 3...2...1.. WRITERS I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Dat dead body smell
Even disgusted Akoya STILL manages to be gorgeous like whoah
Someone get this boy a modeling contract
PINKS THROWIN’ SHADE
I feel like this is the most lines that Akoya has had the entire show
I also realized during his little speech here that EVEN COVERING HIS NOSE his VOICE is still GORGEOUS.
Modeling contract AND record deal, PLZ
So smug
Who knew pretty could be so evil~
I mostly just laughed at the cap of the DC all like ‘SHIT HE’S ONTO US’
So smug x2
Also this is where I started PINKSHIPPING
Like seriously I will go down with this ship even tho IoRyuu is OTP PINKSHIPPING MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Just the rivalry and the pettiness sign me the fuck up for some angsty, angry making out in the SC bathroom
Whoops I just wrote a mini fanfic
Anyway this is why Cupkayke can’t decide on OTPs for this series because multishipping is fun
Wombat looks fluffier this episode
Too many Yumoto cuddles?
Pink kohai and dad-senapis!
Seriously I love the idea of these three hanging out together it’s adorable
And En is apparently really fucking smart
The entire conversation about Yumoto’s academic abilities is really interesting-
Apparently he has very good spatial awareness (child show me your ways I cannot directions for the life of me) but poor language skills
I don’t know if I am qualified to speculate about his cognitive state but perhaps it wouldn’t be so far-fetched to say that from that tidbit, Yumoto perhaps has a learning disability?
But then again, here it’s played for laughs/Yumoto’s just lazy and doesn’t see the value in school
Perhaps though he’s not motivated because he’s never really been able to get an instruction style that jives with him? So on certain subjects he’s over being discouraged and just accepts that typical academic instruction just isn’t for him?
This entire scene is fascinating from the lens of a future educator (albeit I haven’t taken any development or learning courses yet) but as someone who likes school Yumoto is the type of person (if he doesn’t have a learning disability, that is) who would confuse me IRL lolololol
“What? You don’t like the rigorous structure and inherent validation system of grading that even though it causes me undue anxiety and stress it gives me a sense of self-worth and purpose and without people giving me deadlines I cannot function?”
Well that got too deep oops I apologize for the too much in-depth taste of Cupkayke’s psyche
Someone more qualified than I am feel free to analyze this scene
Now back to your regularly scheduled magical boy blogging
Lolololol Gora wanting better for Yumoto - such a good big brother
“DON’T BE USELESS LIKE ME” - wait a second
IS THIS A LOWKEY REFERENCE TO GORA’S MAGICAL BOY PAST? Considering Maximum Gorar’s weapon is an axe and he has lots of chopping attacks.... hmmmmmmm did I just discover another layer?
Obviously Gora doesn’t know about the Battle Lovers just yet (or does he?) but still- interesting.
En trying to make them feel better haha such a sweetiepie
Atsushi get out of here with your logic
SWEATS NERVOUSLY
SCREW MONSTER FORESHADOWING
En and his ragging on Yumoto. I wonder when he goes from finding Yumoto annoying/exasperating to actually being that caring senpai? I mean, he could just be trying to be playful, but with his face here especially it comes across as he’s annoyed
Idk it’s kind of fascinating tho how he did not care for Yumoto at first
YUMOTO I HAVE NO WORDS
T________T
Revelation; Io is popular
Somehow I didn’t get that until this point in the series, but then again Io isn’t the type to care about his popularity unless it makes him money
So I guess he’s just admired from afar like this lololol
Io has a stalker- complete with creepy monologuing!
More screw foreshadowing!
Yellow phone for Io! They’re actually really heavy-handed with the color coding but most of the time it’s in ‘blink and you’ll miss it’ moments. It’s like a fun game of I spy!
I can see where the headcanon that Akoya has a crush on Io started- the fact he goes out of his way to compliment Io is a bit telling.
Buuuut I still ship the Pinks over IoAko; but with the caveat of the Pinks both pining over Io and having their feelings unrequited! Oooooh the angst!
The cute evil is scheming
IO HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT SO EASILY
THEY WEREN’T EXPECTING YOU TO SAY YES EITHER LOOK AT THEIR FACES
...maybe you do get along with the SC Io you seem just about as evil and scheming as Akoya here-
WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING
WOMBAT IS SO CUTE IN HIS TITLE CARD AWW
I love how Ryuu is trying so hard look at him
Io what’s with that face! How can you betray them all so easily???
It makes no sense!
Creepy glowing Hedgehog
I still don’t know how Yumoto can get a ZERO in Japanese. Is it his grammar? Conjugation? Is Japanese like English is in the US where they go over literature and like Atsushi said he makes logic leaps that no one else does so he misinterprets the text? I AM CONFUSED. Wouldn’t he at least get some points?
Look at this adorable fucker thanking his boyfriend friend in English!
En is really fucking smart, though I doubt he guesses ‘everything’
This could play into En’s self-consciousness on how he’s percieved (see his panic about looking ‘old’) and perhaps he also only wants to be percieved as ‘lazily intelligent’.
It wouldn’t surprise me though if En did study a little bit, just to brush up on some things, or took school seriously but didn’t need to study because he’s really good at regurgitating info on tests
Either way, it seems like he doesn’t want people to know whether he actually cares about school or not so he just says he ‘guesses’ and gets 100s
Idk maybe I’m looking at the wrong angle but that’s not that far fetched I guess?
….Io… I am a very disappoint
Like this entire episode is out of character for him or at least my understanding of his character
Like, it’s not like he’s particularly very close to any of the DC except for Ryuu, but he doesn’t seem like the type to just up and ‘fuck you guys and everything we’ve been through’
Like it’s no secret he finds the Battle Lover thing bothersome but it’s likely he’s well aware of the fact that if he quits the DC he’s not going to stop having to wear the loveracelet and he’s still going to have to do all the embarrassing superhero things until he stops getting shocked by the thing
And like even if he’s really only in the DC because their ‘meetings’ give him enough downtime to invest in his business ventures I find it highly unlikely that the Student Council would pay him enough to make up for the loss he’d suffer because of his free time getting cut. And Io probably knew that outright.
Unless he is actually a teenage boy liable to acting without thinking! GASP.
Look, Io, you pissed off the Pink.
Really pissed him off! Ryuu sees through your bullshit.
Okay. Unpacking here- Io’s face in that cap says to me that he is well aware of how he’s being percieved. He’s well aware that he’s betraying the DC and the person who he would consider his best friend is calling him out on it. That look screams guilt.
However, what he says here- and here is where I am pissed the writers didn’t give us more context- he says ‘money is important/money doesn’t betray’.
Which if you take him saying this to its most logical conclusion, he’s saying that he feels the DC will betray him at some point. Being involved with the DC, which doesn’t directly make him any money, will hurt him in the long run to the point where he would feel betrayed.
He’s said this before; money doesn’t betray. I can’t remember which episode (which is sad because I just did a write up on it) but I know the context of the conversation was when they were talking about the concept of ‘Love’ with Wombat. Everything Io does is for money. Relationships seem to do jack shit for him.
But it appears here that this move is premptive. You have to do some inferring but it’s not so far fetched to say that Io has found himself caring for the DC (and potentially the Battle Lover thing) a lot more than he originally thought he would. And perhaps, based on previous experiences (what, we don’t know) he is afraid that they will betray him. Whether in terms of finances, emotions, or both, isn’t clear.
I feel like in the snow episode of s2 there’s a throwaway line about Io making Igloos that might have had some more under the surface about his past- for some reason I inferred he was often lonely as a child. I can’t remember why, though.
But I guess what I’m trying to say here is that this scene would be a whole lot more poignant if we had the entire narrative. Io is making this move, on the surface, because of money. But that’s foolish, especially for someone as smart as him, for the reasons I mentioned above. Even as rich as the SC are collectively, they probably wouldn’t be able to pay Io enough for his treasurer services to make it more lucrative than investing in his downtime with the DC.
So it seems like he is trading his relationship with the DC- a personal relationship with feelings involved- for a relationship with the SC, one that is primarily business-focused. From their outer appearances, Io definitely knows that ‘rich kids’ like himself don’t tend to focus on friendship, so he’d be relatively safe to keep things strictly business.
Which means Io finds the idea of a business-only relationship more appealing/safer than a relationship based on friendship.
And supposedly, by extension, even if he did have to keep being a Battle Lover, he could keep that relationship strictly business too, by simply showing up and helping fight monsters without actually spending any time with the DC.
But without the context, this is speculation. Is there anything in the novels/comics/games that add to this???
Ryuu is rightfully pissed off! But the look Io gives here says again ‘I know what I am doing is hurtful, but I made my decision in my/everyone’s best interests’. Supposedly.
GAHH I NEED MORE CONTEXT.
Supporting my theory that Io is simply being a stupid teenager! Which I suppose could also play into the slightly deeper motivations I speculated about. Buuuuut still... a bit of a cop out.
Monster that makes its own sound effects! Or one that’s attempting to be a Pokemon!
I love when the boys other than Yumoto get into the fight! Yay!
I guess they have time for full transformations since they’re missing one! (or they need to pad the episode runtime, MAGICAL BOY STYLE)
Such an empty yellow spot
Ryuu… you ran right into it... it’s like you weren’t even trying.
Well that sounds suggestive
THIS MONSTER IS RIDICULOUS I LOVE IT
EVEN THE OTHERS REALIZE IT
Poor Ryuu- I’d cry if I was tickled that much, too. I probably would have also pissed myself.
Io jfc you can’t just stop being ticklish because an enemy decides to tickle you!
Nonetheless, boyfriend is pissed
Oh wait- Io transformation by himself. More screentime padding!
In other words- “GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN”
DAYUM IO- punch the monster through a fucking WALL. Somebody’s been working out.
Also idk why the color is so off in this action scene- it’s so daaaaark
“I’m so humilated and my pants are probably ruined”
“It’s about time you got your head out of your ass and saved my ass or I was gonna kick your ass!”
Yayyyyyy they made up!
Why is the monster adorable?
Sassing Yumoto, a DC pastime
PFFFT YUMOTO MY SMOL PRECIOUS CHILD NEVER CHANGE
Seriously why is a screw monster so cute
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before but it so looks like the CA’s pants are actually leeggings
Maybe that’s why Kinshiro wears a cape he’s self conscious about showing off his ass ffffft
DUN DUN DUN SPOTTED
Pssssssssssh you all are cosplayers at heart
Oh… is this why Yumoto’s bad at Japanese???
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN (x2)
I love this conversation- even without the underlying context it basically supports my theorizing (except for the implication that the SC would have potentially been more profitable)
Ryuu is right; he knows Io should have been able to calculate which was financially a better deal in three seconds. He probably knows that Io was struggling with something emotionally.
Io’s ‘I can’t tell you that’ is cheeky but I can take it 2 ways actually. Potentially, the SC was more profitable money wise, but the DC is more profitable for Io emotionally. So it could mean both of those things. Or like I thought earlier, the DC could be both emotionally and financially profitable and Io is just being a little shit because he second-guessed everything but doesn’t want to admit why.
Buhhhhh these boys.
Pshhhh En YOU DID NOTHING AND YOU’RE TIRED
OHHHH YOU GUYS AGAIN - interesting implications fufufufufufufufufu
You look like a cat Kinosaki
And lastly.. Dat face
Kinshiro has the evil villain glare/’stare into the camera like you’re on the office’ look down PAT
Well then! I don’t know if my ramblings about Io’s motivations made much sense but that’s like, the ONLY thing I can think of that justifies his willingness to leave other than he was just being a little shit and following the yen for no reason. Again, if there’s any other canonical evidence from other media that explains this episode please point me in that direction because I am confused! This explanation makes sense but... I don’t understand how the writers wanted the audience to take this episode. Reminds me of Tokyo Mew Mew where Zakuro repeatedly threatened to leave/actually almost did leave the Mew Mews, sometimes because of her own insecurities and sometimes because Mint was being a little shit and Zakuro wanted to kick her ass into gear. I don’t get that Io was playing with the DC to make them realize anything- this was he was working through something that we just weren’t privy to.
#cupkayke rewatches boueibu#cupkaykey rewatches boueibu#boueibu#binan koukou chikyuu bouei bu love!#binan kōkō chikyū bōei bu love!#binan high school earth defense club love!#Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu LOVE!#Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!#boueibu meta
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Thoughts on the MP100 English dub. Episode five.
so excited for this episode to fucking bury me
seriously I credit this episode for really making me realize just how special the series is and that yes it is better than OPM
I mean I was liking it up until now, but this took it to the next level
also some time after last week’s episode I did find out who voices Tenga, his name is Ray Chase
anyway the episode
you know I had forgotten what Dimple sounds like
“what’s that creepy looking ball of energy next to you? are you that thing’s master?” this always gets a chuckle out of me
also I can totally tell Teru’s actor voiced Blue in that “Pokemon Generations” episode
I’ve been listening to the soundtrack a lot lately and the music is just amazing
“if he doesn’t establish his superiority right away, there will always be a struggle for power between them” is this an anime or a National Geographic special?
I love the way Mob says “nah makes me nauseous”
REIGEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
he is such a good mother to Mob
I’ve always liked the knife metaphor he used
“not to mention, I started working out.” I always liked how Mob just throws that in there
also this episode’s a really prime example of how good the animation is
like I tell myself not to get invested in internet polls, but while you can please vote in Crunchyroll’s poll because I want MP100 to get the credit it deserves
“Shigeo is someone who could become a god” given recent events in the manga this takes on a whole new meaning
as does Teru’s attempt at erasing Dimple....
I’ve always liked how Mob just sees right through Teru’s bullshit
the scenes where they fight inside the school were so intense
“I have no intention of killing him, I just want him to fight back” local egomaniacal teenager threatens autistic boy with kitchen knives because he wouldn’t retaliate on the playground
RIP Teru’s hair....so sad...so young....
“I won’t forgive you, no matter what you say” yeah about that...
“you think I look like some middle aged pencil pusher now, don’t you?”
also gotta love dat mixed medium animation the series has going on
I mean...you really expect me to believe something else last year was this creative?
I just realized that it took this long for them to exchange names
“oh hi, nice to meet you Teruki” Mob plz
Teru might mock Mob’s pacifism, but the narrative sure doesn’t
also gotta give this series credit for taking the “you and I are the same” argument and actually having it work
I like how Teru’s actor shouted “no” just then
“from my perspective, you’re just an average person” Mob is savage
the choking scene...
yeah the choking scene is really uncomfortable, but the music going on in the background is fantastic
“what the hell was that? how many times are you going to reject me?” I could be remembering wrong, but in the official subs I’m pretty sure Teru asks why he’s mocking him which I think is a more appropriate word for this context though this could very well be a mouth flap situation where they had to use something else
I like how we still don’t have a lot of info on this flashback, in fact I think we only have what we’re shown in this episode but that works in its favor because it makes the situation all the more mysterious and chilling
and here it is, ???%
the animation for the entire time this goes on is perfect
“I WON’T USE MY PSYCHIC POWERS AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE!” tell that to that one guy at Claw that you set on fire
“it was then that Mob realized he failed to change as he had promised himself, he caused another accident because of his psychic powers” okay....the Japanese narrator handled this way better because he didn’t sound so matter of fact about it
100% Sadness is still one of the best moments in the series though
“there’s nothing I can say, I completely lost” yeah you did
“that one time? you mean when you got super car sick and threw up into the hood of my jacket?” Ritsu plz
“back then...that wasn’t him...that wasn’t my brother” would you believe that when I first saw this I seriously thought it meant Ritsu was going to become the big villain?
so despite the narrator being inappropriately Extra I think this episode was well done, especially regarding Teru’s actor
please vote MP100 for Best Animation in Crunchyroll’s poll while its still open
tune in next week where Ritsu actually starts doing stuff
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queenraynedown
1 year ago
This song is NOT about DRUGS. The song is about a person who's in love but keeps running away from it. But they've met that one person that they can't shake that memory of them off. You know how a man tries to hit and quit it But they had to work hard for it because she kept saying know. But when he finally gets its he finds himself in love but he really don't want to be. Hence the lyrics "lose me lose me lose"cause he don't want to have any emotional involvement but he's caught up. Every song is NOT about DRUGS. But if you're into drugs with a REAL addiction EVERYTHING is about DRUGS!Read moreReply 14 View all 6 replies
Dan Pollan
2 months ago
I don't know how you can listen to this great song and not understand it is about Love...Reply
solomon swane
1 month ago
queenraynedown sorry! you are wrong, the song is not about love listening closer and carefully, your clue, it follows like a shadow. if you can understand that, than you understand the song. if you can't figure it out on your own don't ask me, because I not going to explain it.Reply
Dana Terrell
2 years ago
Hot!!! Hot!!! Hot!!! just a hot song... Period. And they're talking about the love they have for each other. Absolutely fabulous. Dana T.Reply 12
smoothcandi1
2 years ago
Tru datReply
Randall Pope
2 years ago
stay off the drugsReply 9 View all 13 replies
Sal1675
1 year ago
+Randall Pope IdiotReply 1
Randall Pope
1 year ago
+Sal1675 yeah that guy sure is an idiotReply 3
Lydgia
1 year ago
Sheer perfection by the Masters! RIP Nick Ashford!Reply 9
Uhuru Chisanga
2 years ago
Grown folks music.Reply 8
trE Loadholt
1 year ago
This is one of my favorite gems by them. Lovely lyrics, beautiful song.Reply 7
Mike Davis
2 years ago
Folks this song is about the devil haunting everywhere they go!They are singing,''It follows like a shadow''!Thats satan on their back!You see,songwriters write in secret coded language that some folks cant comprehend it!What I look like lying to my folks?Im not gonna lie to my people,but I might lie to the white man!Real Talk!Go to Youtube and type in this title:"Illuminati in Old School Music What is the songwriter secret(Witch Language)!The video last 15 minutes and his name is ''Unplugem''!He gonna break it down for you and he got a few more other videos explaining about satanic song writing!Read moreReply 7 View all 36 replies
Mike Davis
1 year ago
+Dick Hungwell Oh Unplugem never responds,lol.So many others asked me why he don't reply,lol.But I been knew what this song was about for awhile now!Since I listened to Unplugem,I can decipher a song and tell the meaning of it!Some writers write songs in coded language and some folks cant tell the message they are writing in.But I know when they mention the sun,stars,moon,earth,world,I know they singing to their false god!Some singers write in coded language singing to men in a song and I can pick up on that too!But A snd S singing about satan in this song,cause satan is the only one people cant shake off and still hanging on to them!Plus they said it follows just like ''shadow'',thats satan on their trail!Never did they mention love in this song,cause some folks think they singing about love,lol.Hell naw,they worship satan!Read moreReply
Enoch Yisrael
3 weeks ago
There it is my brother!!!! Exactly.Reply
doubledelta8085
8 months ago
You are still in our hearts five years later. Continue to RIP, Nick.Reply 6
James S
2 years ago
Brings back some fabulous memories. Man, did they know how to put words together or what.Reply 6
Henry Bailey
3 years ago
Sometimes you hear songs that make you wish time could stand still. Reply 8 View all 4 replies
Marvin Berry
2 years ago
Yes. This sounds as good now as the day they recorded it. Yep I still remember, just didn't know how special those time were.Reply 2
Stewart Humphreys
2 years ago
So true Henry ..Reply
ricky smith
9 months ago
Real soul music ✊🏽Reply 6
Karen Johnson
7 months ago
puts my mind at ease.the will all ways be known as the best couple singers and mates God bless.Reply 4
blastfromthepast4
1 year ago
This song just seems to hang on.One of my favorites by One of the best writing teams of all times.Love You Val and miss you Nick.Rest in Peace Nick !Reply 6
Sal1675
1 year ago
This couple were DEEPLY DEEPLY DEEPLY in love with each other.Reply 5
carrie smith
2 years ago
this song is about a demon that they cant shake, wow you people need 2 open up your ears plz,put jesus first,plz,they sold their souls,and are now paying for it,this demon is following them no matter what they do,thats why the say,it seems to hang on,about 99.9 of all song is about the singers or bands love for satan,and not a man or woman,just think about the words to your fav song,from the first song ever till now.sorry to break it to you but god bless,and love jesus,for he died for our sins.......Reply 6 View all 15 replies
Randall Pope
2 years ago
+Gary White exactlyReply
Randall Pope
2 years ago
+Gary White it's those drugsReply
Sherry Pearman
7 months ago
, love them R..I.p.nickReply 3
ThomasJamesAlford
1 year ago
"Snowball rollin' down a hill; I look behind me, it's there still" Genius!Reply 5 View all 3 replies
J Jordan
6 months ago
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J Jordan
6 months ago
my favorite line as well ... replay nowReply
Nathaniel Ward
1 year ago
We miss you Nick :(Reply 3
Roy Williamson
1 year ago
My jam!Reply 3
Rodney Strong
2 years ago
I'm not so sure about it being demonic. Especially when A&S came out of the church. I always thought when I bought the album in '78 that the song meant Love is so strong that it's not so easy to get rid of. The metophors they use to demonstrate that. The song reminds of my girlfriend then. When we separated, I did my thing and she did her. Though we were not together I continuously thought about here. We finally got back together again. In two weeks, we celebrate our 33rd anniversary. However, if it did meant to mean demon, that's between A&S and God.Read moreReply 3
Mike Davis
2 years ago
+Rodney Strong Church people don't mean nothing,lol.Those be the biggest devils for sho!Check out this dude explaining demonic songs we jammed back in the days.Its on Youtube!Type in Illuminati in Old School Music What is the songwriter secret(Witch Language)!This guy gonna break it down to you and he got so many other videos too!Bro if this song remind you of your ex,then she must be the devil or witch!Im telling you this song about the devil following them!What I look like lying to my brothers?Read moreReply 1 Show moreAutoplay Up next
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