#(it probably doesn't lbr)

[yesokayiknow]

human au. some of these guys spend too much time on here and it shows

#don't ask how long this took #doctor who #the doctor #the master #i'm not tagging them all. god #nu who doctors & masters & also 8 is there bc he's just a lil guy (and tbf no one can agree which era he belongs to anyway) #fun fact i started making these so long ago that i had to redo the ones i'd done bc tumblr had changed its layout in the intervening time #i don't know 15 well enough yet to make him one but also he's exclusively an insta girlie lbr #or war and fugitive. but i think war doesn't have social media and fugitive's starting stan wars on twitter #jacobi!master is exclusively linkedin #also 10's a horsegirl argue with the wall. he saw barbie twelve times and came away with the wrong message #is there a bg for this au? not really. in my main human au everyone is pretty wild whereas here they're more normal #they're just hangin out here ig. 9-11+14 are siblings. 12+13 are siblings. the two groups + 8 are cousins #saxon & missy are cousins and missy & spymaster are foster siblings #if anyone likes this i'll make one for the companions too. actually i probably still will bc honestly this was really fun & relaxing to mak #but if you see an error in one of these no you didn't. don't point it out to me i'll scream

[bougiebutchbitch]

........okay okay okay hear me out

in House’s Head, House realizes he would rather fantasize about diagnosing symptoms than sex

and there’s obviously a bit of self-loathing involved (”How messed up is that?”, his subconscious asks grumpily, in the voice of one tragically un-naked Lisa Cuddy)

he is CONSTANTLY overcompensating and cracking sex jokes to literally anyone who moves in his vicinity

but I think in 4 long seasons he’s been shown having actual hook ups... twice. Once with his ex-girlfriend, once with a random hooker. He likes to sabotage his own potential relationships before they ever reach a physical stage - pretty much every time he shows genuine interest in someone, by the end of that episode or the next he’s pushed them away for whatever obscure reason. And it’s supposed to show his fears of being emotionally vulnerable, but it also means he never really gets physically vulnerable, either. Which - yeah, could be interesting to poke at with regards to his identity as a disabled man, but I also raise you....

ACE HOUSE?????? ACE HOUSE HEADCANONS???????????? I COULD MAKE THIS WORK

#house md #sdkfghksdfhglshdfg I WANT IT????? #50 yo house who is so insistent that sex is necessary to the human condition and is kinda obsessed with sex but #actually gradually comes to the realization that... he's kinda been forcing himself into that mindset for his ENTIRE LIFE? #and he's genuinely NOT intersted but has always thought he's kinda broken because of it #(and lbr his dad probably smacked that idea into him too :/) #and he bigs up this persona of always having a slutty joke on the go and pretending he's up for literally anything with anyone #but in actuality.... it's a kind of defence mechanism? so he doesn't have to face his own sexuality? #OH MY GOD MY BRAIN IS BUZZINGGGGGG AHHHHHHH #obviously subby!bratty!bottom house still rules my heart BUT

[djsangos]

swore i didnt have any pics of me as a kid but somehow found this hiding in an old jacket that doesnt even fit anymore and thought id show tideblr

look its me age like 9 with the family shrimp chowder and my ass is NOT holding him very securely

#ic img #ic text #mun art #muse selfie #this is probably the closest im ever gonna get to talking about my childhood on here lbr but i do sometimes miss chowder so thought id shar #//look i know this rips ABSOLUTE ass but i just felt like doing a quick little doodle of a baby squid with their dog okay #//there are a million ways in which i could have improved on this but the urge to draw doesn't come very often so i try to just vibe with i #//and not stress myself out about the details to the point it makes me give up #//and for SOME reason every time i DO want to draw it's always this fucking squid. i guess bc they're easier to draw than like a human #viewable ic #rebloggable ic #except for non rp blogs non rp blogs please do NOT rb

[byanyan]

I've talked a fair amount about how byan has been bullied and hurt by teachers in the past (& how they'd hit their limit and seek drastic revenge, in some cases), but I've never really talked much about how byan has also bullied and outright tormented teachers for themself... like yeah, it's definitely because they don't trust teachers or authority figures in general due to their past experiences, but that doesn't mean that their 9th grade math teacher deserved to feel afraid for his own safety or that their 10th grade biology teacher should have been so stressed that she retired early. byan has been done dirty by a lot of people in their life but they've also been a genuine menace to others who gave them no real reason to be, and they have taken enjoyment in it in a lot of cases.

#byan has a complicated & difficult relationship with teachers & school staff as a whole #and tends to view them as 'deserving' of whatever torment they choose to cause #bc even if this person hasn't done anything too bad against THEM... they probably have to someone else #very like. black and white thinking when it comes to authority figures as a whole bc of their history with some of them #they anticipate that anyone in that sort of position will abuse their power at some point or another ig? #and in a way... I think them being the bully is them showing that they aren't the prime target for that sort of thing anymore #subconsciously ofc. and obvs that doesn't make it right it's still super fucked up #but byan is Not well known for coping well with their trauma lbr #I'm losing my train if thought... everything is scattered & I'm sure this is disjointed to some level but #I hope the basic point/idea/whatever is coming through #byan is not always the victim... they cause a lot of actual problems... they can & have hurt people who didn't deserve it... that's the gist #I'll try to expand on this at a time where my brain is working better & I can explain a little better #just needed to get the thought out there lmaoahfksg #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.

[innytoes]

3 Sentence prompts: Willexie + Thrift Shopping!

Just because they were kind of famous now, didn't mean Reggie wanted to give up on his favourite hobby. Listen, he'd gotten his most iconic outfit from the thrift store. Okay, it had been pretty much his only outfit for a while. But it had clearly worked, because Sunset Curve was topping the charts now and everyone thought he was really cool.

Another bonus to having one iconic outfit was he could just ditch the leather jacket and flannel for the day and be basically incognito. Not that a lot of old people at estate sales knew who he was, but he'd been recognised at a bunch of garage sales and it just felt wrong to try and haggle with someone who really just wanted his autograph.

"Tell me again why you dragged me out of bed at five in the morning to drive down to Pasadena to look at... old junk?" Alex whined, sipping on the giant coffee Reggie had gotten him along the way. He was dressed in one of Reggie's flannels, which honestly was kind of a little treat in and of itself. Reggie himself had stolen one of Bobby's shirts and Alex' denim jacket.

"Because it's fun?" Reggie asked. Alex did not look convinced. "Because we can get cool stuff for the house?" he tried again.

"We can get cool stuff for the house at literally every store we want now," Alex pointed out. Which was true, they had Money now. Of course their co-dependent asses still went and bought a house together like they always said they would. It was just... slightly closer to a mansion than the shitty apartments they'd been thinking of when they were seventeen and broke. "Luke and Bobby spent a couple of grand on a new sound system."

"It's not about the money," Reggie pouted. "It's about the thrill of the chase. It's about treasure hunting! It's about finding unique pieces nobody else has!"

Alex stared at him, unamused, obnoxiously slurping his coffee.

"Fine, you're here because you love me and because I need your big sexy muscles to help lift stuff into the truck if we find anything." He was hoping to find a cool coffee table, or a desk, and they could still use a nice dresser.

"Fine," Alex said, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "But if I find something cute, you're doing the haggling for me."

"Deal."

The morning went pretty well. They found some cool lamps, and a couple of nice hardcover science fiction books Reggie thought would look very mature and adult on their shelf. Reggie managed to haggle down on a really mature looking desk that would look great in their 'We're Real Adults Now' house, and Alex did use his sexy muscles to help get it onto the truck.

After a quick early lunch in town, they went to the next estate sale. They agreed to split up, since it was later in the day and they needed to be fast before all the good stuff was snapped up.

Except when Reggie rounded the corner, he saw Alex wasn't looking for a nice dresser or pretty trinkets. Alex was talking to a very hot, very cool guy in a crop top.

Reggie narrowed his eyes, going over. Alex beamed. "Hey babe!"

"Why are you flirting with the enemy?" Reggie hissed.

Alex groaned. "Not this again."

"Hey, Reggie," Willie beamed. "Great job on nabbing that desk at the Gilmore estate, I had my eye on that too. But you got here a little late. Do you want to see the heirloom patchwork blanket I scored? And I found this really cool dresser I'm going to paint..."

Reggie squinted at their rival, annoyed. He wanted a cool dresser. And the patchwork blanket folded over his arm looked really nice.

"I'm sure it will look really cool," he said, trying to keep the sulk out of his voice. He gave Alex another glare.

Alex just stared at him. "Maybe I was distracting Willie so you could be the first to notice those vintage comic books in the corner," he said, and Reggie gasped, running off and rifling through the box before Willie could get there.

"Aw man, low blow, Hotdog!" Willie complained.

"Yeah, I'm evil like that," Alex deadpanned, rolling his eyes at the two of them.

In the end, Reggie came away with some Spiderman and Hawkeye comics that were still missing from his collection, and a cute little side table they could paint a pretty pink for Alex. As they were finishing up and loading everything in the truck at the end of the day, Willie moseyed back over.

"Howdy," he said, tipping a cowboy hat Reggie had completely missed. He felt a stab of jealousy, not just for missing it but also because Willie looked unfairly hot like that. Then, Willie plopped the hat on Reggie's head. "We still on for dinner?"

"The burger place?" Reggie asked, leaning over to press a kiss to Willie's cheek.

Alex popped out of the truck. "Oh so now it's okay to flirt?" he asked, grumpy.

"Of course it is, Alex, it's four thirty," Reggie said, propping the cowboy hat on Alex' head. He did not look as sexy as Willie had, but he did look kind of cute. They should go on a horseback riding date, all three of them, sometime soon. He'd bring it up over dinner.

"Yeah, Hotdog, we're only mortal thrifting enemies between six and four," Willie agreed.

"You two are so weird," Alex complained, but he still climbed down to sit in the bed of the truck to receive kisses from both his boyfriends. And over dinner, he smiled indulgently as his two thrift-nerdy boyfriends compared notes and showed off pictures of the treasures they'd found.

#julie and the phantoms #reggiexalexxwillie #fanfic #I wrote a thing #AUs are awesome #willie is a reseller who also like fixes stuff up and refurbishes it #he probably has like a blog or something as well #reggie just really likes thrifting #alex is there to look pretty and keep Reggie from bringing home any taxidermy (so Bobby won't disown them) #and use his big sexy drummer muscles to help lift stuff #and to roll his eyes at both his boyfriends and their silly rivalry #lbr the sunset curve house is a mess between Luke refusing to give up his ancient couch #reggie's thrifting and Bobby's 'I'm going to buy designer furniture because I'm rich now fuck you' #meanwhile Alex just wants somewhere to sit that is comfortable and doesn't have bedbugs #poor guy probably went to like Ikea in self-defence

[count-doodoo]

idk if this is a hot take or not but i would literally rather everyone just throw all their insults and criticisms of me at my face. like i'd rather just know. a) so i can fix the problems and b) because the not knowing drives me bonkers (what if everyone hates me, a social anxiety story. but seriously what if everyone hates me tho--). getting notes like "sorry to bother you but this thing you've been doing has been really annoying for awhile" is legit The Worst because we could've fixed that!!! i would've tried to do better if i'd known!!! i don't ever claim to be a good person, let alone a perfect person, but i do /try/ to be better!!! (but then again no one would be /wrong/ to assume that me attempting things scarcely results in success so like)

#honestly lbr the real reason i have social anxiety is simply because i myself am a fucking bitch #and thought crime doesn't exist bc what you don't know can't hurt you. that said if i knew anyone thought about me the things i've thought #about others. i think i would implode like some sort of dying supernova or something and burst into flames and vaporize out of shame and #probably an unhealthy dose of anger or whatever. #and it's not like i'm gonna assume everything has the same kind of brain as me. i know we're all different. but i also can't quantify how #because my brain is the only one i've ever had. it's the only one i've ever really known. my head is the only one i've ever been in. #why am i being so real on the dooku stan blog recently #fuck i need to go back to poop and fish jokes gdi #doodoo.txt #**again not fishing for compliments here just need to vent my brain's toxic fumes. actually i'm fishing for insults. degradation kink??? #the entire world is probably just like i am once again asking you to go to therapy #jokes on you that's where the trauma's fro-- ok no shutting up now

[franeridan]

okay look I know I've talked about this at length already but I've seen a ton of people talk about how they don't like whiskey peak and how they think it wasn't necessary for zoro and luffy to fight like that or straight up think it was ooc of them, but then the same people will turn around and go "isn't it fascinating how zoro's the only one who can say no to luffy or nearly order him around or that luffy waits for the opinion of before acting for no apparent reason it must be because they are soulmates" and honestly for real I'm the first to subscribe to the zoro and luffy soulmates thought but the reason why zoro can do all that is whiskey peak. that is the moment zoro took a decision that benefited the whole crew without asking luffy first for the first time, and that is the moment luffy unjustly doubted him without implicitly trusting his judgement, and that is the moment luffy learned that actually sometimes zoro sees what's best for the crew before he does and that trusting him to always act with the crew's best interests in mind is something he should do. zoro had never opposed luffy or acted without his consent in any way before whiskey peak and luffy never doubts him and always turns to him ever since, there is direct correlation between the two zoro and luffy didn't learn to trust each other and respect each other through a magical soulbond connection their relationship is actually pretty damn well developed

#like i know in most manga it's useless to analyze every scene this deeply since the mangaka doesn't actually think about it that much #it's not that deep usually and i get it #but op is Definitely not one of those manga imho you can and you should stop and read into every single thing that happens #everything has deeper implications in it it's one of my favourite things in the manga #you're allowed to not like the thought of zoro and luffy fighting or how they just moved on and laughed it off #(even if i do believe given their characters that's the only way a fight between them could have ended but that's just me) #but even without liking it just writing it off as unimportant or non influential is just wrong #that's part of their history it should be counted as such whether you like it or not #i know i always talk about the same thingssss but there's a lot of new readers starting the anime going in from opla #and wonderfully a lot of them are zo lu shippers which is fantastic but it does put a lens on the way they watch it #like same me too everything is zl for me too but #yeah whatever point it I'm seeing the argument brought up again ex novo all over #and I'm probably the n1 whiskey peak defender so im not unbiased lbr #i love that they fought there who am i kidding #........... I lost my point #anyway *waves hands at post* that's my thoughts on that

[lys-jeorge]

And in the most important news of the day,

Rekkles once again acknowledged the existence of his Instagram account,

I love him,

That's all there is to it.

#rekkles #love a man who posts selfies once every couple of weeks #the food is appreciated #he's in berlin and for some reason that was surprising to me but should it be i do not know #not the happiest looking rekkles selfie i ever saw lbr #but so long as he is happy he doesn't need to look it #he's pretty whether happy or sad #probably also angry but that's not a mood in which he posts selfies to my knowledge #probably be hot #anyway hope things are going good for him and the sad selfie is for the aesthetic #ok i'm gonna #read about octopus brains again or something #i just had to #you know #express appreciation for his face #kbye

[sunsweets]

without her hat, aoife has an ahoge. please look at it, because this is important info for my portrayal.

#out of character. #tbd. #[ probably why she wears a hat lbr. her hair doesn't want to behave. ]

[fiorserpen]

soryn's head tilts slightly, a little surprised by her reaction to a harmless spider. " it is just one little spider. hardly the size of a dime! " he tells her, an amused smile forming on his lips. " okay, okay, i will catch it and take it outside, i promise. " he offers his hand to the little spider, letting it crawl onto his fingers before closing his free hand over it so it doesn't try to jump down or start crawling up his arm. soryn carries it outside and places it gently down onto one of the bushes furthest from the front door. " there, all taken care of. " he smiles, closing the door behind himself. " no more spider. "

@gamenu / starter call.

#lbr it was probably a black widow or smthn else that's small and poisonous hgfsjhdgf #also idk if she's afraid of spiders so if this doesn't work just lmk and i'll change it!! <3 #ic: soryn. #gamenu

[yeonban]

❛ Well don't you look dashing today. ❜ Miserable doesn't even begin to cut it, and the sarcasm is meant to fill the time it takes to assess the problem. The idea of prodding further is immediately dismissed: Ash isn't in the mood to joke, and Tobias isn't eager to find himself even lower in his books. ❛ Problems with Dino? I won't pry. ❜ A pause, contemplating, before he offers a smile. He can guess what the issue had been, and how long a personal meeting with that wretch of a man could last in anyone's mind. ❛ But... I'm told I'm quite good at making people forget about their troubles. Want to give it a try? ❜

There is no time allotted for potential misunderstandings before he explains himself, taking a few steps closer to the blond yet stopping ahead of entering his precious personal space. ❛ Think about what could make you smile... and I can try my hand at making it a reality. Don't you think that'll be fun? Maybe even cathartic, if you know what to ask for. ❜ A glance towards the villa in the far off distance, and it seems Tobias' amusement doesn't draw the line at making enemies out of other mafia families.

Tobias-centered s.c : @effigist ( Ash )!

#muse: tobias. #effigist #* tobias. / ic. #THIS IS SENDING MESO HARDHASBDBSDSUADBSUADA #Tobias looking at Ash as if the man just returned from the trenches: Wow I've never seen a more pathetic-looking man in my life. #Tobias in the same breath: I wonder if making that Dino's problem will help... eh; at least it'll be FUN. #(<- man who's thinking about either obstructing the corsican mafia's dealings; stealing their profits or staging an assassination #to get either the wrath of or the fear of God back in Dino and his men. for the funsies :) but also bc Ash's mood being down is a bummer) #This man doesn't fear death and it shows ADHSAJDSDAKDJ although lbr Dino probably wouldn't even be able to tell it was him #since Tobias has NO apparent reason to do all that. and especially not for /Ash/ of all possible people

[mollrat101]

I’m pretty convinced Mari ends up as Pit Girl and I mostly think her relationship with Misty souring so badly in 1.10 is the reason why I think it’s inevitable. 

Misty ends up in a high position in the Cannibal Council, so it’s not hard to imagine that she would use her influence to punish her enemies. She embodies the witch archetype, after all, and witches love to curse those who have wronged them. 

Plus, like, Misty could easily argue Mari isn’t invaluable to the group so she could serve better as well, dinner, than someone they expend energy and resources on. 

And in this new world order, power and status are not like it was back home. As the power dynamics shift and Misty gains more power, I suspect Mari will wrongly not adapt and continue to antagonize Misty. And it will spell her doom. 

Misty smiles in the Pit Girl scene probably because she successfully got rid of her enemy.

Plus, in that same scene in 1.10 she talks about how Coach Ben wronged her by pretending he was in love with her. Something tells me Mari isn’t the first person Misty sends to their death. 

#yellowjackets #misty quigley #in that whole scene i just thought oh they're both fucked #misty in the wilderness is like i'm going to become my worst self #she girlbosses her way through it #i'm like 95% sure coach ben doesn't make it #there's no way #and lbr misty probably caused it

[lifesliced]

❝ actually, i was thinking about taking the day off — it’s been so cold and rainy — and without classes to keep me busy, i think i’ve read almost every book in the house at least three times by now. ❞     he’s asking without asking;    stay in where it’s warm? or go out and seek shelter??

#/ * IC #/ * KING OF GLORY ( YAGAMI RAITO ) #i left it pretty vague verse wise so that if you don't want it to be DN based it doesn't have to be #he's wearing a collared shirt and a sweater probably khaki colored for the sweater and a white shirt lbr or something #and like blue jeans idk i like him in jeans #and white socks #what a normal guy #also im cold so he's cold #also this is legacy bc i started the post without thinking so if you're using beta just link it to a new post and ill reply with beta #otherwise use legacy and we can continue

[llycaons]

and in canon I can't think of a single scenario that would have more weight or more emotional significance that the admission of the name of the song on the cliffside reunion after more than 20 years. there's no use proposing after that, they might as well get married right then and there

#fics that try to be....realistic or relatable I guess with 'haha wedding planning is so stessful!' #immediately put me out. lwj and wwx care about like four people still living who they'd want at their wedding and that's IT #1. wen ning 2. lan sizhui 3. jin ling 4. either lxc or jc depending on several things and probably not even jc if we're being honest #if they were ALIVE other atendees would include: mama lan (😥) jfm (maybe) jyl definitely wq definitely probably a lot of wens actually #nhs if things were better um probably nmj too OH and songxia with a-qing that would be cute #idk if there's any canon situation where jc would be okay with wwx leaving him like that tho :/ maybe in a modern AU #OH and jzx IF he's dating jyl. and mm too why not #lbr wwx can't be bothered to fuckin remember all these other cultivators and lwj certainly doesn't give a shit about them #MAYBE lqr if he's cool. it would be SUPER rude not to invite myu so they'd have to but hopefully she refuses to come? #see in any AU you have to grapple with that. bc wwx can't just pretend she doesn't exist that woman is one of the people who saved his life #and that kind of debt means a lot to him #which is why eloping is just easier and better! #in an AU where they need someone to marry them wen ning can get a certification online who cares #cql txp

[mean-allodyke]

sooo my mom is in the hospital haha

#kinda freaking out #only thing keeping me calm are the 2 anxiety meds I've taken #she doesn't know what it is yet but it's probably kidney related #godddd #lbr I am not doing so good

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 8, day 4

This was soothing =u=

#the great artscapade of 2023 #art #my art #forspoken #forspoken fan art #forspoken susurrus #frey holland #birbs =u= #idk what it is but repeating particle effects like this are super soothing to draw #doesn't matter if it's birds or flower petals or leaves #drawing the same thing with slight variations over and over and over again is just so relaxing to me #...which is probably why I've found animation so soothing too #huh #learned something new about myself #wonder why that is? #... lbr it's probably the 'tism I need to get diagnosed #anyway the cat is spazzing because it's past our bedtime so nighty night my loves!!!