Ok, this is mostly bc I realized we've only seen Sally being passive, but how is she able to hypothetically rip apart larger puppets limb from limb? (if the captions with Howdy hold water with other puppets)
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they absolutely hold So Much water! it's a combination of a couple things!
a) Nightlight!Sally is really Strong. i'd liken to her to a chimp, as much as i hate them. despite being smaller than people, they're absurdly powerful. when it comes to Her, this comes from a mix of hysterical strength and something Else i've been pondering but don't want to solidify yet, so shh dont worry bout it. it's also much easier to tear fleece & cotton/stuffing than, uh, Biological materials.
b) none of the puppets are really prepared for violence? they've lived in an idyllic world where true, visceral violence likely hasn't even been a Thought in anyone's minds. like, you watch videos of people get attacked by like... raccoons or rats and they visibly Lose because they panic! they aren't prepared! they don't wanna fight! so the much smaller creature wins. They Don't Know How To Fight, Or Fight Back.
b.1) also, Nightlight!Sally is still... Sally. she's still their dear friend. i know that if a close friend attacked me, i'm not sure i'd be able to bring myself to do much other than defend/flee. i wouldn't wanna hurt them even if it meant protecting myself. hence why Wally avoids all confrontation with her & can't protect his friends from her. he can't hurt his neighbor.
b.2) there's also the shock factor. imagine you wake up from a pleasant dream to an absolute nightmare reality. Boom, automatically thrown way off your rhythm. then one of your close buddies looks Fuckin Weird, Are You Okay? and other crazy shit is happening! you're freaking out!! then your Close Friend Who's Off is suddenly slashing at you and BOOM, your arm's gone & your entire brain is scrambled from shock and fear and "?!?!?!?!?!". plus, i doubt the puppets know they're full of stuffing. seeing yourself sliced open and white fluff spilling out has gotta be just. so Unpleasant on principle.
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CLAWS BABEY! RIP TEAR AND SHRED! those sharp grippers are perfect for piercing and ripping! puppet fleece is Paper to her!
her fighting method is attack wildly until the threat stops making noise! it's very hard to defend oneself from it! imagine those cartoon bits where a cat attacks someone and its just a Flurry of Unbeatable Violence
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i had a thought abt the fucking “take it easy dude BUT TAKE IT” thing and splatoon so i made another dumbass image
this post is brought to you by ppl not paying attention to whether their base is painted at ANY point of the match :)
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Thinkin' about how when Hunter's hair was long he would have absolutely MURDERED a Link cosplay.
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clingyduo you will always be famous
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helloooooo citizens !!! i'm not in the mood to make a fancy promo, so, here's this! how about you like or reblog this if you're interested in interacting with a lucio of overwatch !! produced by lucifer !!!
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@shesrisen didn't ask, and i didn't need them to do so either.
«Heh~ Well, aren't you the cutest?» Given her immense workload and all the effort she placed into caring for her siblings, he figures she must need a distraction of sorts. But, you see... Nothing in the world is ever truly free. If she wishes to get some enjoyment, then he must, too, get something in return.
His cold digits find her chin, stroking it slowly as he forces her to look into his eyes. «Now... If you only begged me to do it... It would be the cherry on top of the cake. Shy but honest girls really get my blood flowing».
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They should invent a reverse alarm clock that you can place inside your dreams that, when set off, instantly compel you to sleep to deactivate the ringing inside your head.
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