#100 percent eat

[yookikiku]

#2024 #doodles #me and my husband doodles #i love eating sweet stuff like parfaits but my husband likes meal stuff like steak or sushi #but he still agrees to come with me to cafes #and i bet hes thinking dang i wish i could eat sushi when we're eating sweets OIFHDIAODIO #just a im lov my husband for still going to things with me even if hes not always 100 percent up to it

[koerinz]

“Her green eyes pierced through him like a bullet…. No, she can’t be here--” Chapter 1 ; Penitence : Hidden Hands by @north-noire

#I absolutely could not do this scene justice and I made up the background for the purpose of composition and atmosphere but #this scene hit hard something about the description and mood #I hope it somewhat gets the tone right ^^’ #eating so well on the first chapter <33 #normal about HH #(there is 100 percent chance I will do art for HH writing again) #art #fnaf #fnaf au #five nights at freddy's #charlotte emily #charlie emily #hidden hands au #hidden hands au fanart #Congrats again on ch1 north ^^

[haliaiii]

What I wouldn’t give to have Rick write a book on how Sally met Poseidon I need it so bad 😔

#sally jackson would make hella bank on just writing books abt their relationship tbh #booktok would eat that shit up I know it #idk the way Poseidon describes her in lightning thief man 😔 #the show made me love their relationship even more #I’m 100 percent a sally jackson enjoyer #kinda bc she reminded me of my own mom as a kid lol #pjo

[existennialmemes]

So school teachers are expected to supply their own classrooms with their own money, but the richest man in the world needs you to give him $8 a month so his website doesn't come apart at the seams. Even though he could fix the problem for approximately

.4% of his net worth

#elon twitter #twitter #elon musk #eat the rich #and yes that's POINT four percent #less than half of one percent #if you had $100 it'd be like fixing the problem for less than fifty cents

[d3vxoxo]

just lost 3 pounds!! not much but i'm still proud!

#pro a4a #pro ans #ana trigger #i support recovery #i wanna lose weight #im sick #i want to ⭐️ve #disordered eating thoughts #tw ana diary #100 percent wolf #ana meal

[strayfriend]

Following 1400 blogs turned out to be a mistake

Did any of y'all see a love poem yesterday

Had he/him pronouns in it, contained something along the lines of

I could only see his love as a gift before punishment

And like

Love is how we bridge the gap between who we are and who we could be ??

Or some shit like that idk man

Help

It was an image so googling didn't turn anything up

(black text on white with maybe some red??)

EDIT I FOUND IT

FOUND IT TY EVERYONE

I only saw a snippet but here's the full poem.

Death Wish by Josh Alex Baker

#poetry #i wanted to read it again #i dont even know if i like it but i was 100 percent not done eating it

[slashingdisneypasta]

I knoww that Audrey II is a plant. A man-eating plant, for that matter. But I feel that they would treat me better.

#100 percent would marry the man eating plant #'a lotta folks deserve to die' #*cuts to orin abusing audrey* #me: thats it thats pure husband material right there #Audrey II #Audrey 2 #Little Shop of Horrors

[cartoonkitten]

here, have blessed sillies. funny guys. precious babbies. lil meow meows if you might add

#100% wolf #100 percent wolf #100% wolf book of hath #book of hath #freddy lupin #I’m absolutely eating up bathe BOH animation they look so damn precious #I AM going to scream I love these guys sm #what if I exploded into happiness #crying kicking my feet giggling #<33333 #cries in autism

[queenerdloser]

hahahaha after like five days of being totally normal, my cat has now decided that he is sick again and threw up like six times in two hours, spiking my anxiety back into astronomical levels

#liveblogging life #NO idea why bc yesterday he was completely fine & normal #i've been doing his antibiotics twice a day as instructed he's been eating his wet food and peeing like he's supposed to #and then BOOM today he threw up in the afternoon and then in the past like 2.5hrs he's thrown up multiple times #getting flashbacks to LAST monday when this whole thing started and im like ??? do you just hate mondays????? #as i was typing this he threw up AGAIN so i just texted my boss to ask if i can work from home tomorrow #and i'll call my vet office first thing tomorrow morning to see if they can get me in last minute #otherwise it'll probably have to be emergency services bc he's 100 percent dehydrated right now #i just wish i knew why he was sliding back bc it feels like this came out of nowhere after several days of recovering #sleep might not be possible right now tbh i'm super fucking anxious

[bi-demon-ium]

is it funnier if all the weird shit the adults say in front of the kids is 100 percent unironically true ("we've been eating pigeon for months") or if they just yes and everything bc they think they're funny

#dont get me wrong its 100 percent canonically the former #but also consider one of them makes the truthful statement that they tried pigeons and it didnt work out #one adds with unnecessary aggression that theyre awful birds and the others immediately riff off this #with straight faces #until number two outright says theyve been eating them for months and it takes all of mr benedicts self control not to laugh #bc shes so fucking funny #the mysterious benedict society #mbs disney #i just think it would be neat #not canon but neat #.... dont get me wrong theyre still bizarre #which actually makes it worse bc when the kids figure out sometimes theyre being fucked with #they'll assume something is a joke #but nope! the gang have actually stolen an ice cream truck and had a high speed chase in it. #.... #LiSTEN THE PIGEONS THING JUST KIND OF READS AS THEM DOING A BIT AND ITS SO FUNNY #YOU CANT TELL ME THEY DONT DO BITS

[brutlist]

“healthiest relationship in your blog’s blah blah blah” jacob heugh is going to be that person you think you know everything about , down to his personal life and how that functions outside of the public eye and even himself until you know him for a decade and you see the eking of the wrongness of it all coming out in little tones and vague insinuations from those who have known him the longest and who still can’t give you an explanation as to why they’ve stayed this long other than to keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t ever get out with the love and sympathy of a cult member who’s semi self aware , but it’s still not enough that will ever ever make you confident that you’re wrong about it all so you’ll just second guess yourself your entirely life or convince yourself that you’re just being paranoid until it’s his teeth in your neck, and the thought of dang i was right isn’t whoa isn’t that crazy haha like i want people to see him and not see something human do you understand 

#imagine you are eating a burger that advertises it is 100 percent beef #is it #uncanny valley !

[zhuhongs]

my lips finally look normal again after 4 days of swelling and flaking omggg..

#i say this like it hasnt happened before gkfkdjfnf. same thing happened late january 2019 #and it also took 4 days to look normal and then like 2 to 3 werks to feel 100 percent okay #its dtill hard to open my mouth wide to eat and talk but it looks normal and i can talk and eat for the most part. god bless

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I caved and bought a book on foraging near me; it'll be here tomorrow. Benefits of being right near an Amazon distro, I guess. I wanted to try and get it from like literally anywhere else but I couldn't find it used in time so...

Friday is a shit day to DoorDash now that people actually leave their houses, so we're going on a nature walk at Tahoe with the kid and her kid and we're gonna try and see if we can find some edible plants. Hell, there was a fuckload of wildfires there last year; we may find some Morels.

And while we're at it we'll get our park passports stamped. My grandkid is only 4, she'll have a blast with that shit.

#Note: do not eat wild mushrooms unless you are 100 percent sure #Morels are pretty easy or I wouldn't bother with them #They're like the only wild mushroom I am confident IDing #Also I am like the diety of cheap fun for kids #I used to run the community calendar when I was a reporter for the newspaper here #There is ALWAYS something to do #My goal this year is to do more outdoors exercise stuff #For health not like weight loss #And I also want to find things that will aid in my dietary needs #So foraging is a given #Teaching Coraline (grandkid) how to ID plants is just another fun way to connect her to nature #Which she already loves #I want to take a botony class dammit

[viovio]

if you put vincent and dio in the same room vince would just start eating him

#lawyers are like hamsters if you put them in the same enclosure one of ems bound to eat the other #speak iza #also vince being mad up of wires and a metal skeleton wouldnt stop him that mans dedicated i think #100 percent cyborgs can eat vampires truther #theyre like freeze-dried food to em

[klugpuuo]

why do popular people like my posts but never ever follow, revlog or even request stuff on ebbofcyan

#if youee just gonna like my stuff please leave idc if ou have 10k followers #i know its 100 percent not like this but my brain puts it up there w rich people eating at like homecooking really poor restaurants #saying ohh this is very nice but beig shocked when getting asked to oay #*pay

[agdab]

ok no but for fucking real if someone near you gets the hiccups just ask them “are you a fish” and don’t break eye contact for like, 15 seconds. do it to yourself in the mirror doing the same thing. its straight up magic

#i eat bees. #ok to rb #NOBODY hates hiccups as much as i fuckin do #and ive done everything UNDER THE GODDAMN SUN to make them go away #with a 50/50 success rate #but this one? 100 percent.