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clairdeluneandmurder · 1 year

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A selection of unhinged quotes from my political theory professor:

"Socrates has a tiny ghost in his head telling him when things are wrong. Unfortunately, it doesn’t tell him when things are right so he’s just really annoying."

*Brings a 1-liter bottle of sparkling water to every class and drinks the whole thing during lecture.*

“The flood happened because God looked down at earth and said ‘I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to do with this’, and so he nerfed us again.”

“God comes down and asks ‘Where my people at?’ And Adam and Eve are like ‘We done fucked up’.”

“Any schmuck can match their socks to their shoes but the mark of a true gentleman is matching your socks to your mood.” - said because someone insulted his neon pink socks.

“At that point, everyone else would be dead and it would just be Carl Schmidt waddling around Germany all alone.”

Prof: “Is the Illuminati still a thing with your generation?” Student: “Yeah” Prof: “The number one rule of the Illuminati is toughen the fuck up.”

“You can read Hobbes’ Behemoth if you're like a glutton for punishment or something.”

“The neat thing about soup is that you can start with the same ingredients and end up with a new soup every time.”

“If any of you steal my pies I’m going to assume you’re possessed by a demon... I made a pie yesterday. You have NO IDEA how much fruit goes into one of those fuckers.”

“The great thing about Locke is he’s dead. Once you’re a corpse you can be used for anything.”

“I am the crazy leftist professor your parents warned you about. I will make you read Marx and I will say that racism is bad. Sue me.”

"de Sade would be great at being on the internet. And I do mean that as an insult."

Brought a jar to class and put a dollar in it every time he used the word ‘neoliberal’, said he'd give us the money that goes in at the end of the semester. (we each got 3 bucks, there are 15 people in the class)

"Time is a flat circle and I am but a lonely goldfish cracker."

“By a show of hands, who is hungover today? I’ll go first to make you feel better. I am hungover today, be nice to me."

Starts lecture by writing on the whiteboard: “THE ECONOMY IS STUPID”

“Just to be clear, I’m not saying we should guillotine people who open soap shops on Etsy.”

“People don’t get my Simpsons references anymore. You kids today with your sponge bob and anime.”

“If you need help, please ask for it. The worst thing that happens is I send you a super condescending email and you’re no worse off.”

“You’re a shitty libertarian if you accidentally become a Leninist.”

“Anyone seen one of these modern garbage trucks? It’s sick right?! Pretty fucking cool!” proceeds to do an impression of a garbage truck “Marx would love to drive around a dope robot truck.”

"That’s what makes babies just awful. They don’t understand that they don’t always get what they want."

"For how many of y’all does getting stoned and staring at a wall to ponder morality sound like a great class?"

“I once had a student use the topic 'The only way to commune with the aliens is through nuclear warfare' for this assignment, nothing you write can scare me anymore."

“I'm not going to make you read this. It’s 4 volumes, 2500 pages, and mostly about how linen is produced. Moments of brilliance though.”

“I think we should replace the death penalty with public humiliation. ”

"Crude Freudism will get you 80% of the way there 90% of the time."

"I’m going to throw my uncle under the bus here… Actually, I fucking hated that guy and he’s dead so whatever."

"The best thing you can do for your future happiness is to never think about politics. …I say to a bunch of people enrolled in a 400-level political theory class. Y’alls mental health is fucked I guess."

"God tells you not to do the one Bad Thing and Eve is just so sexy that man has to do the one Bad Thing."

"I haven’t worn a 1950’s bra but I’ve heard they’re very uncomfortable. …Not that I’m opposed, I just don’t have the access and I've been banned from three museums so far."

"Course evaluations are available now y’all. I don’t care what you say about me or the class, but make sure you mention how great my hair is."

"Identity politics can be useful, but I think we’ve probably taken it too far since now we’re at the point where Kid Rock is shotgunning 18 packs of bud light on Twitter as a form of protest."

"We basically live in an aristocracy where you can vote. Sorry to disappoint you if you think Joe Biden is a communist."

"Do you know why we didn’t celebrate international workers day on May first? Because America says fuck you, that’s why."

#professor quotes #unhinged quotes #political theory #he is seriously the best professor I've ever had #yes i have more quotes #they're all this insane

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the-puffinry · 2 years

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And if a parrot can speak and think like a man, perhaps it might even once have been a man. Boccaccio takes this obvious next step in the chain of association in his influential encyclopedia of classical mythology, the Genealogia Deorum (1374). Here, under the entry for “Psittacus,” Boccaccio traces the race of parrots back to an ancestry both human and divine: “Psittacus was the son of Deucalion and Pyrrha…. Having been imbued with the learning of his grandfather Prometheus, he traveled among the Ethiopians, where he was held in the greatest veneration after he had passed a long time there. He then prayed to the gods that he be withdrawn from human affairs, and, moved by his prayers, the gods readily transformed him into the bird of his name. I believe the basis of this tale to be the fame of his strength and name, which endured in his perpetual green color; these birds are generally green. There are some people who believe this to be the Psittacus who is said to have been one of the seven wise men.” (4.49; my translation) Boccaccio’s reference to the seven wise men marks one more bizarre medieval misunderstanding of classical lore. As it happens, Pittacus of Mytilene (c. 650–570 B.C.) was one of the Seven Sages of Greece. His name differs from the Greek word for parrot (psittakos) only in its initial consonant. So it becomes easy enough to confuse the letters pi and psi, which makes possible a tale in which the races of people and parrots become genealogically related.

And the relationship is an exalted one. Parrots don’t simply wander into the world as an undistinguished afterthought; they embody a direct line of descent from one of the wisest of the ancients, in a form given to him by the gods as acknowledgment of his eminence.

from Parrot Culture: Our 2500-Year-Long Fascination with the World’s Most Talkative Bird by Bruce Thomas Boehrer.

#this is SO funny???? Psittacus son of Deucalion and Pyrrha im. dgfhjsgj grandfather rometheus.....#boccaccio #Pittacus of Mytilene #ancient greece #middle ages

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tribulationslitteraires · 1 year

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Mr Perfect, jour 2689 (Mrs Perfect, jour 376) :

Quand il m'offre un nouveau fer à repasser.

Moi, 18 ans : Un fer à repasser, mais quel cadeau de vieux ! Tu crois vraiment que j'aime travailler ? Pis d'abord, je sais même pas m'en servir !

Moi, 28 ans : Un fer à repasser, tu plaisantes ? Tu crois que je suis ta boniche ? Que parce que je suis une gonzesse c'est à moi de me taper tes chemises ?

Moi, 38 ans: Un nouveau fer à repasser ? Avec 2500 W, le défroissage vertical, la semelle antiglisse et le réservoir XL ? Merci mon amoureux, c'est parti pour des heures de foliiiiie !

#so happy #happy #drew barrymore #what is love

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englishcarssince1946 · 4 months

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1968 Triumph 2500 Pi

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#1968 #triumph #2500 pi

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southernspiritnorthernheart · 1 year

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#Triumph #2500 #PI #Triumph 2.5 PI Mk 2 #Ferguson #Ferguson Formula #Triumph FF

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takahashicleaning · 16 days

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ＴＥＤにて

ニコラス・ネグロポンテ：子供に1人1台ラップトップ計画を語る

（詳しくご覧になりたい場合は上記リンクからどうぞ）

MITメディアラボラトリーの創始者であるニコラス・ネグロポンテが、どのようにして「子供に1人1台ラップトップ」計画を通じて100ドルラップトップを作り、配布するのかを語ります。

一部を書き加えていくと、子供の眼が輝いて、関心や興味が集まることがよくわかりますね。

スティーブジョブズも出てきます。1980年代、セネガルにいた私たちに、スティーブジョブズがラップトップを送ってくれたそうです。

現在のイタリア製のArduino（アルデゥイーノ）やイギリスのラズベリーパイ財団のRaspberry Pi（ラズベリーパイ）というARMパソコンがあり、このニコラス・ネグロポンテによって共感されたアイデアが広がったかもしれません。

小さな使いやすいオープンソースのマイクロコントローラーがシングルボードコンピューターで１０年前のパソコンの処理能力(ほぼ700MHz)が搭載されています。

たった数千円で電子工作以上のPICプログラムが組めるなんて•••

しかも、会社でしかできなかったことが、簡単にできるなんて素晴らしい世の中になったもんですね。２０１５年の現在では、一人一台Raspberry Pi Zeroがたった５ドルです!

２０１７年では、Raspberry Pi 3になって数年前のノートパソコン並みに64ビットのクワッドコアになり処理速度を上げています。Wi-FiとBluetoothも内蔵されました。

（合成の誤謬について）

合成の誤謬とは、ミクロの視点では正しいことでも、それが、合成されたマクロ（集計量）の世界では、必ずしも意図しない結果が生じること。物理学では、相転移みたいな現象です。性質が変わってしまうということ。

ミクロのメカニズムが個人同士の経済における仕組みであるのに対して、マクロのメカニズムは、国家間や経済全体の循環における仕組みだからである。

例えば、家計の貯蓄などがよく登場するが悪い例えです。前提条件が、所得が一定の場合！！所得が一定じゃない増加する場合は？これは、論じていませんので参考になりません！！（法人が提供する製品やサービスの価格も一定の場合も前提条件です）

１９３０年代のアメリカ経済が金融危機2008と似たような状態に陥った時、ケインズは、「倹約のパラドックス」というケインズ経済学の法則を発見しています。

それは、ポール・Ａ・サミュエルソン(1915-2009)が、近代経済学の教科書「経済学」の冒頭で「個人を富裕にする貯金は、経済全体を貧困にする！（所得が一定の場合）」というわかりやすい言葉で表現しました。しかし、庶民の所得が増加し、貯蓄が投資、消費に回る場合には、「倹約のパラドックス」は生じません。

その後、この「倹約のパラドックス」は、アメリカの経済学者・ケネス・Ｊ・アロー(1921- )が「合成の誤謬」を数学的論理に基づいて「個人個人がそれぞれ合理的選択をしても、社会システム全体は合理的選択をするとは限らない」を検証してみせた。

要するに、部分最適ではなく、全体最適させていくということ。

つまり、新産業でイノベーションが起きるとゲーム理論でいうところのプラスサムになるから既存の産業との

戦争に発展しないため共存関係を構築できるメリットがあります。デフレスパイラルも予防できる？人間の限界を超えてることが前提だけど

しかし、独占禁止法を軽視してるわけではありませんので、既存産業の戦争を避けるため新産業だけの限定で限界を超えてください！ということに集約していきます。

なお、金融危機2008では、マイケル・メトカルフェも言うように、「特別資金引出権（SDR）」は、2008年に行われた緊急対策で、一国だけで行われたのではなく、驚くほど足並みの揃った協調の下に国際通貨基金（IMF）を構成する188ヶ国が各国通貨で総額2500億ドル相当を「特別資金引出権（SDR）」を用いて世界中の準備通貨を潤沢にする目的で増刷してます。

このアイデアの根本は、元FRB議長であったベンバーナンキの書籍「大恐慌論」です。この研究がなければ、誰一人として、変動相場制での当時の状況を改善し解決できなかったと言われています。

それ以前では、固定相場制でのマーシャルプランが有名です。

続いて、トリクルダウンと新自由主義

インターネットの情報爆発により隠れていた価値観も言葉となり爆発していくことになった。

しかし、法定通貨の方が、その価値、概念に対する通貨量拡大として価格で応じることができず、圧倒的に通貨量が足りない状況が生まれていたのが、2010年代の問題点のひとつでした。

リーマンショックの後に、新自由主義が誤りであることが、ピケティやサンデルによって指摘され、当時のFRBバーナンキ議長が、通貨供給量を大幅に増やした対策により、ベースマネーの金融、銀行間の相互不信を解消して収束した。

それでも、まだ足りないが、適正水準に収まったことで、さらに価値も増幅され、マネーストックの財政政策から再分配、事前分配を大規模に行い、さらなる通貨供給量が重要となっている現在の日本国内。

例えば

Googleがしようとしてた事は、まだ新産業として、基礎研究から発展できない機械学習の先端の成果をすべて持ち込んだ社会実験に近いこと。

シュンペーターの創造的破壊は、一定数の創造の基礎を蓄積後に、未来を高密度なアイデアで練り上げてから破壊をするのが本質です。

こうして、憎しみの連鎖や混乱を最小限にする。

アルビン・トフラーの言うように、法人と行政府とのスピードの違いが縮まらないのは、構造上の違いであって、それを補うためにプラスサムな連携するということが、必要になってくることを説いています。

三権分立が、規制のないGAFAMを非政府部門としてMMT（現代貨幣理論）からプラスサムに連携したらどこで均衡するのか？という社会実験も兼ねています。

このような前提で、あらゆるインターネット企業が、創業時、貢献するためコンセプトの中心であったものが、今では、悪性に変質して違う目的に成り下がっています。

再分配、事前分配の強化がスッポリ抜けてる欠点があり、ここに明かしたくないイノベーションの余地があります！！

2021年には、新自由主義のような弱肉強食では自然とトリクルダウンは生じないことは明らかになる。

確かに、トリクルダウンは発生しないが、法律で人工的に同じ効果は、貨幣の再分配、事前分配という形にできる可能性は高い。

再分配や事前分配をケムにまく「金持ちを貧乏にしても、貧乏人は金持ちにならない」「価値を生み出している人を罰するつもりがないのであれば税に差をつけないほうがいい」（サッチャー）

とあるが、新自由主義は誤りで、ピケティやサンデルによると違うみたいだ。

(個人的なアイデア)

One such rocket engine, about one hundred million yen units in a unit of several hundred million yen It is real to realize the product in the price range that can not reach the price range of hundreds of thousands of yen reaching ordinary people with technologies far beyond the limits of human beings It may be an innovation that will become a plus-sam of it.

こういうロケットエンジン、ジェット機くらいのひとつ数億円単位で手の届かない価格帯の商品を庶民に手の届く数十万円くらいの価格帯に人間の限界を遥かに超えるテクノロジーで実現することが本当のプラスサムになるイノベーションかもしれません。

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elazigsurmanset · 4 months

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Soyer: “Kemeraltı büyük bir dönüşüm yaşıyor”

İzmir Büyükşehir Belediye Başkanı Tunç Soyer, tarihinin en büyük altyapı ve üst yapı yatırımları ile yenilenen Kemeraltı Çarşısı’nda sahada çalışan işçilerle buluştu, ardından basın mensupları ile bir araya geldi. Kemeraltı'na bugüne kadar 770 milyon lira yatırım yapıldığını, dört etap bittiğinde bunun 2 milyar lirayı bulacağını ifade eden Başkan Soyer, “Adeta mücevherci gibi, cerrah gibi çalışıyoruz. Çarşıda büyük bir dönüşüm, devrim yaşanıyor. Hedefimiz UNESCO Dünya Mirası Listesi'ne girmek. Kemeraltı'nı seçim projesi değil tam tersine geçim projesi olarak görüyoruz” diye konuştu. Tarihi Kemeraltı Çarşısı'nı yeni yüz yılına hazırlayan çalışmalarda ilk etapta sona gelindi. İzmir Büyükşehir Belediye Başkanı Tunç Soyer, 2023'ün son iş gününe de Kemeraltı'nda başladı. Sabah erken saatlerde alanda çalışan işçilerle kahvaltıda bir araya gelen Başkan Tunç Soyer, Kemeraltı Esnaf Derneği'nde basın mensuplarının sorularını yanıtladı. Basın toplantısına İzmir Büyükşehir Belediyesi Genel Sekreteri Barış Karcı, İzmir Tarihi Kemeraltı Esnaf Derneği Başkanı Semih Girgin, İZSU Genel Müdürü Ali Hıdır Köseoğlu, İzmir Büyükşehir Belediyesi Genel Sekreter Yardımcısı Özgür Ozan Yılmaz, Konak Mahalle Muhtarı Tamer Yıldırım, İzmir Büyükşehir Belediyesi bürokratları ve basın mensupları katıldı. Soyer işçilere teşekkür etti İşçilerle buluşmasında Kemeraltı’nın ilk defa böyle köklü ve büyük bir yatırıma sahne olduğunu söyleyen Büyükşehir Belediye Başkanı Tunç Soyer, “Bu sizlerin ellerinde, emeğiyle gerçekleşiyor. Birçoğunuz gece çalıştı. Yorucu bir çalışma oldu. Ama emin olun her biriniz geleceğe çok kıymetli iz bıraktınız. Hepinizin emeğine sağlık” dedi. “Kalp masajı yapıyoruz” Kahvaltının ardından basın mensupları ile bir araya gelen Başkan Soyer, Kemeraltı'nın İzmir'in kalbi olduğunu ifade etti. Başkan Soyer, “Kemeraltı’na kalp masajı yapıyoruz. Tıkanık damarları açıyor, sağlığına kavuşturuyoruz. Bütün bunları Kemeraltı kültürünü yok ederek değil koruyarak yapmak istiyoruz. Esnafın birbiriyle dayanışma içinde olduğu, saygı gösterdiği, çok daha sıcak bir iklimin olduğu yapıyı koruyup, yaşatacağız” şeklinde konuştu. Soyer: “Adeta cerrah gibi çalışıldı” Kemeraltı'nın İzmir'in geleceğine yönelik en önemli kaldıraçlardan biri olduğunu ifade eden Başkan Tunç Soyer, “İzmir nasıl bölgenin kalbiyse Kemeraltı da İzmir'in kalbi. En can alıcı noktası... 15 bin esnafın kepenk açtığı, yaklaşık her gün 250 bin kişinin ziyaret ettiği, 600 bin metrekarelik büyük bir çarşıdan bahsediyoruz. 2500 yıl öncesine kadar giden bir çarşı. Tarihte en eski, en büyük açık hava alışveriş merkezi olmak gibi bir önemli başlık taşıyor. Kemeraltı, bu şehrin belki de en kıymetli varlığı... Kadifekale ile liman arasındaki bu aks belki de İzmir'in omurgası. Kemeraltı da bu hattın ortasında... Biz bu mücevherin, pırlantanın layık olduğu şekilde şaşaalı, görkemli günlerine geri dönmesini istedik. Önce altyapıyı düzeltmeye karar verdik. 4 etaplı proje ortaya çıktı. 4 etabın birincisini tamamladık. Sonraki etaplar da zorlu etaplar ama en zorlu ilk etabı tamamlamış olmanın huzurunu yaşıyoruz. Çok zorlandık. Adeta mücevherci gibi, cerrah gibi çalışıldı. Mevcut hatları bozmadan, sadece gece çalışarak, yağmur suyu pis suyu ortadan kaldırıp yenilerini döşeyerek, mevcut internet hatlarına, elektriklere dokunmadan... Zorlu bir süreçti, öngördüğümüz tarihte bitti. 1 Ocak'ta yılbaşı kutlaması ile yenilemeyi taçlandıralım istedik ama şehitlerimizin acısını içimizde hissettiğimiz için içimizden gelmedi; iptal ettik. Ama öngördüğümüz tarihte çalışmaları bitirdik” diye konuştu. “7 ton su pompalayan 7 pompa döşendi” Kemeraltı'nın deniz seviyesinin altında olduğuna dikkat çekerek su baskınlarını önlemek için yapılan çalışmaları aktaran Başkan Soyer, “Birinci etap çalışmalarımızda saniyede 7 ton su pompalayan 7 pompa döşedik. İlk yağmurlarda Kemeraltı'ndaki tabloyu test etme fırsatı da bulduk. 7 pompanın hiçbir zaman hepsi çalışmadı. En çok 2 tanesi aynı anda çalıştı. 2 tanesi bile yağışlarda yağan suyu körfeze deşarj etmek için yeterli oldu” dedi. Kaynak: HİBYA Read the full article

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korrektheiten · 6 months

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Polizei schnappt 2500 unerlaubt Eingereiste

PI schreibt: »Die Überschrift dieses Artikels stellt gleichzeitig eine Zwischenüberschrift in einem Focus-Artikel dar. Beschrieben wird eine nach Aussage von Innenministerin Nancy Faeser positive Bilanz, nachdem seit Montag Kontrollen an den Grenzen zu Tschechien und Polen eingeführt wurden. Diese Bilanz soll im Folgenden näher betrachtet werden. Zwei Aspekte werden genannt: Polizei schnappt 2500 unerlaubt Eingereiste Nach Informationen […] http://dlvr.it/SxnZDl «

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the-firebird69 · 7 months

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So he says that you like toilet paper sometimes you run out this is great and it says the code name is Grom the other code name is Graham clone the clue is 20 to 22 in diameter rim and tire total diameter and sprockets and that's it coxley's cogs will probably have them it's going around who are you and the big huge baby giant. So he got right on it and it was a few days ago and said there's a torrential downpour of these things it's raining and Hondas. It's incredible he said there's too many I said as you know it's happening but this area here is crying out for dirt bike tires and rims that are bigger for the Honda Grom and Grand clones and Chinese dirt bikes and they don't know yet. And channel fat Chow fat doesn't get it so he might he says and the dirty and they're nasty but nothing else works so he sent over a bunch and they like him and there's a bunch of Chinese dirt bikes coming it's a big lot and they're enduro's and this guy he started converting them and he started selling them and he's selling them for like 2500 and get some for like a grand can say that's reasonable it's a business he was what should I do set up a factory a legal factory you'd be surprised regular people are not very huge as well and he says okay so he found out this like a hundred trillion in his area and he has this huge huge backlog he's opening like 10 factories and it says it shouldn't be out of anger but we get angry I'll see you should get angry because people are all completely immune to everything and you don't help anybody and wearing a bad situation but they don't know because the leaders are taking a break so they start to tell people and the girls getting beat up by clones and the guys got real mad on the show with Magnum PI and he sent people to watch it and saw them doing it and started investigations and told a whole bunch of people and it's one of the trumps he got really mad he says how long is it going on so I think it's been going on for a long time usually they got knocked out and go missing and they use your eggs for a while to infiltrate you guys and human oh no that blows he says oh no that blows we're going to publish

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