Once again making it in with minutes to spare for my Paleo Pines Wrapped 2023!!!!! I think I may have. Quite a high ratio of times pet to hours played
[Image: the Paleo Pines Wrapped template, filled accordingly with statistics and a few simple illustrations:
Number of times I pet dinos: 4426!
Hours played: 121+
Favourite Townsperson: Avery, a man with tan skin, slight stubble, and brown hair drawn back into a ponytail ornamented with a couple feathers. He’s drawn looking out toward the viewer with a charismatic smile. I may have a little crush.
My dino best friend: Four dinosaurs, each drawn:
Jack, a melanistic deinonychus
Lucky, the game’s core companion, a sky blue parasaurolophus
Candycorn, a carrot-coloured ankylosaurus
Fairy Bread, a peach-coloured wuerhosaurus (freckles pattern, she has sprinkles…)
Distance travelled: 2056+ km
Most befriended dino: Gallimimus, all five drawn as follows (colour/pattern):
Pistachio, dragonfly/small stripes
Pomegranate, orchid/broad stripes
Pansy, portals/small stripes
Pixie, sunray/small stripes
Petunia, storm/broad stripes
Favourite crop: watermelon (in real life too)! The melon is drawn as it grows in game, and surrounded by fat yellow stars denoting its quality. End ID.]
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christmas dribbles, hoe edition:
"you are freezing, soldier" (army (!) reader, inappropriate relationship with a superior, lost/stuck in the woods during a snowstorm trope)
"it's so hot when you talk back" (brat (!) reader, pissed off simon)
"relax your throat" (reader struggles giving softdom (!) simon a blowjob, insane amounts of unholy praise, incoming on 10.12.)
"you're drooling everywhere, darling" (cockdumb reader fails to realize that they are, well, drooling on simon, incoming on 10.12.)
"shit, it hurts so good" (pain play, kinda sub (!) simon, incoming on 10.12.)
"are you holding back? don't." (shy (!) reader, simon loves their moans a bit too much, incoming on 10.12.)
"were you just touching yourself?" (f! masturbation, army (!) reader, inappropriate relationship with a superior, humiliation + praise, mutual masturbation, incoming on 11.12.)
"you can sit on my lap" (army (!) reader, inappropriate relationship with a superior, in public, light teasing + under the table, incoming on 12.12.)
"sorry, baby, i've made a mess" (domestic + morning sex, handjobs, cum eating, incoming on 13.12.)
"how can you screw up this badly?" + "don't tease me" (putting up christmas lights together, height difference + tinniest bit of a size kink, light teasing, manhandling, simon's being kinda rough, incoming on 14.12.)
"i know, darling, i know. 'm right here, just breathe" (shy (!) reader, overstimulation, softdom (!) simon doesn't take "no" for an answer, previously established consent + a safeword, incoming on 15.12.)
"it looks better on you than it does on me" (domestic + morning sex, wife (!) reader wearing simon's clothes, incoming on 16.12.)
"why not tonight, sir? i'm even wearing something real pretty" (going out + in public, kinda bimbo (!) reader, incoming on 17.12.)
"i'm your lieutenant and will be addressed as such" + "shut the door behind you" (army (!) reader pushing her limits with simon, making him fuck her brains out, inappropriate relationship with a superior, incoming on 18.12.)
"i had this dream ... you couldn't keep your hands off me" (just pure filth, no plotline, fuck buddies trope, incoming on 19.12.)
"quit whining, i'll buy you new ones" (tights + lacey underwear, impatient (!) simon, clothes tearing, incoming on 20.12.)
"thought i told you - i don't know how to bake" (kitchen sex, bf (!) simon, beginning of the relationship trope, incoming on 21.12.)
"you still have a bit of my lipstick on your lips" + "let me do it" (bimbo (!) reader, who loves makeup x simon who pretends to be annoyed, but secretly adores it, incoming on 22.12.)
"try to stay quiet" + "we're in public, y'know" (army (!) reader, established secret relationship with simon, reader is tone deaf and sees basically no one but simon, incoming on 23.12.)
"i'll be home for christmas, i promise, baby" (a bit of angsty fluff, simon is away from wife (!) reader, incoming on 24.12.)
"i'd fuck you from behind, but then i wouldn't get to see those pretty eyes" (simon with shy (!) reader, who he likes teasing just a little bit too much, lots of dirty talk, incoming on 25.12.)
"your ass or tits, darling - the choice is yours" (tit fucking, incoming on 26.12.)
"you should wear red more often" + "gonna breed that pretty, little cunt of yours" (who would ever guess that maroon red is simon's favourite color? it certainly awakes a part of him you never knew before. heavy breeding kink, incoming on 27.12.)
"you take the bed - that's an order, soldier" (army (!) reader, getting ambushed and finding an abandoned place + only one bed trope, with a bit of an unusual twist, incoming 28.12.)
"watch your language, soldier" + "behave" (army (!) reader, simon overhears a conversation he's not supposed to and can't get it out of his head, incoming on 29.12.)
"don't you dare pull of another little stunt of yours" + "don't give me that look" (army (!) reader being reckless, nearly scaring simon to death, kinda mean (!) simon struggles with finding words to finally confess, incoming on 30.12.)
"fuck" + "already did" (pretty self explanatory, maybe a bit of voyeurism type of thing, leaving a random poor fucker (probably soap) traumatized, incoming on 31.12.)
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14.12 hari yg tidak pernah aku bayangkan
47.49 panggilanmu belum ku selesaikan
23.25 waktu yg ingin aku berhentikan
15.12 hari yg paling tidak aku harapkan ada
24.12 hari yg akan aku nantikan
29.12 kepastian dari semua yg sudah terjadi
01.01 kita harus menjadi orang baru
01.02 mungkin aku masih mengingatmu
01.03 masih sama
Selebihnya masih misteri, aku belum tahu
Kita harus selamatkan diri kita dulu
Bertahan hiduplah walaupun tidak bersama
Berjalan kearah yg lebih baik untuk menemukan diri kita
Tidak perlu berlari, asalkan kita maju itu sudah lebih dari harapan
Satu yg tak bisa lepas dari itu semua adalah kenangan
Maka jangan pernah kita lupakan, biarkanlah kita menikmati itu sementara waktu, tumpuk saja dengan kenangan-kenangan baru
Bila orang baru datang tiba-tiba dengan niat baik, sambut saja tapi jangan lukai dia dengan masa lalu kita
Jangan libatkan aku, jangan pula bandingkan aku dengan orang itu karena pasti akan berbeda cerita
Berbahagialah kapanpun bila saatnya sudah tiba, karena aku pun juga akan seperti itu entah kapan
Hanya bisa berdoa dan berharap kita bisa melaluinya dengan baik
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