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lovemehatemex0 · 2 years
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I looked like a Barbie doll today.
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Now, I know none of ya will tattle, so I'm posting this little doodle that's actually part of a bigger drawing for my friend Mally's birthday.
Enjoy a doodle of a cute little, majestic animal with a smudge of purple icing on its face.
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yxstxrdrxxm · 3 months
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A small reminder as Valentine's is coming up to let me know if you plan on renting them :) I will ignore any asks when you send them of the day because that's when the queued fics will go off. Thank you.
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klaudia2646 · 4 months
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Ready. It already started and it’s coming down fast. They already cancelled work tomorrow.
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honouredsnakeprincess · 5 months
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i think this is perhaps just a part of getting older, but i have noticed a number of aspects of my temperament slowly changing over the past few years. am i dying, or is this just what it is to become a different person? people at the university like me and it is very strange to be liked.
perhaps i have a brain tumour. that seems unlikely, and i feel like seizures would be the obvious symptom of that kind of thing, not mild changes in temperament.
i think it is more likely that my time at the university has simply pushed me into new situations where i need to be more personable and collaborative, but also more authoritative, and so this is how i have adapted to this.
for the most part i like these temperamental changes! i am active in a way that i was not before, and while i am still capable of fighting and arguing i do not feel nearly as driven to do so as before. i can lace very mild condescension with sarcasm, and have people find it amusing instead of grating.
still, some part of me worries that should this continue, the me who results won't really be recognizable. oh well! still a bit paranoid. has anyone else had something like this happen, and were you dying or just adapting to new circumstances?
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old-knightsvow · 1 year
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these last few hours remaining until s4 make me feel like im on death row
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acher-n · 19 days
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i don’t think i deserve to eat. i don’t think i like eating. i used to think it was purely physical, nestled in my stomach, some bug gnawing and squirming around my swollen organs. but now i realize it is not only a stirring in my guts, it’s also a stirring in my brain. i want to throw it all up. it hurts to feel full. it’s not about being skinny. maybe it’s about the fact that i know i will die and i want to die and i am just a waste of food to begin with. my father spoke to me and he said “you live like you’re not planning on being alive for very long.” it’s the most seen i’ve ever felt. i had to pretend like i had no clue what he was talking about.
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lovemehatemex0 · 4 months
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you know there’s a reason why I go out & drink so much. It was always to forget what I was thinking of.
& tonight with all the shit that’s going on, it’s a prime example. no one ever wants to get to know me, they just want to have sex with me. or people tell me they don’t talk to me or like me because I’m too fat. that’s why a long time ago, I stopped eating & doing squats everyday. because I always compare myself to people who are skinnier than me.
& what gets to me everytime this fucking happens is I can’t have what I want. That’s why I get so upset & depressed lately
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fruitbythefoot7 · 5 months
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the way my math teacher will give an assignment half-credit for being turned in any time after the due date
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chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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Rules for the Hazbin Hotel, authored by Vaggie:
1. No drugs.
2. No fights.
3. No pranks.
4. No problematic language.
5. No murder (OR TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL)
6. No smuggling in of drugs. Not by sticking them up your ass. Or by hiding them in a pizza box. Or by slingshotting them to the roof. Or getting someone else to. Not at all.
7. No sexual rendezvous with outsiders in the hotel. No SHOWING sexual rendezvous with strangers to people of the hotel either.
8. Make sure the pig/future pets stay in the patron’s room. (This includes eggs!!)
9. No singing Limit singing to once twice per day
10. Stop flirting with the bartender Angel
11. Don’t call Husk “Husker” unless he allows it.
12. No harassing the staff at all. This includes asking who tops.
13. Don’t suggest anything sexual/romantic to Alastor unless you want your head cut off.
14. NO CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS
15. NO EATING PEOPLE
16. NO MAKING CHARLIE CRY.
17. Don’t ask me to put my spear “inside you” Angel, what the fuck?
18. Don’t turn the interior of the hotel into a swamp?! Keep it contained in your room if you must!
19. No stabbing staff or residents. No matter how much they look like bugs! (OR IF THEYRE NAME IS ANGEL)
20. Don’t try and stab bugs if they’re within 10 feet of another demon.
21. Don’t call anyone a “bitch” OR TALK ABOUT HOW MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE “VAGINA”
22. Limit Niffty’s access to sharp objects.
23. NO DEALS ALASTOR
24. No drinking. Limit drinking at bar.
25. No mentioning the Stock Market Crash of 1929. For everyone’s benefit.
26. Don’t blow a hole in the wall.
27. Try to keep roast battles OUTSIDE the hotel. (Or stop picking fights?? Please Alastor I swear to God…)
28. No spying on the hotel for outside sources or putting technology that can be used against us.
29. No evil laughing in the middle of the night, what the fuck Alastor?
30. No building weapons/war machines.
31. No eggs! (Fine the eggs can stay.)
32. Someone please keep an eye on Niffty. (And the eggs.)
33. Stop touching people ANGEL.
34. Don’t make other people storm off HUSK.
35. Respect boundaries.
36a. If Angel looks like he’s about to pass out/cry don’t comment. Let him do his thing.
36b. Don’t try to talk to Angel if he’s on the phone with Valentino. Honestly don’t even mention his phone calls with Valentino.
37. Please don’t call Lucifer “Daddy”
38. Don’t turn into a 20 foot tall demon-eating creature unless absolutely necessary.
39. Don’t cause angry loan sharks to show up at the front door.
40. NO EXPLOSIONS!
41. Rule #2, “No fights” can be broken if the person you’re fighting is Valentino. Or Adam.
42. Don’t lie to your girlfriend or hide the fact you were secretly an angel.
43. DONT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE’S TITS (or lack of)
44. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A BEDROOM ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE’S HAVING MAKEUP SEX
45. Don’t give people makeovers while they’re sleeping, ANGEL!
46. Don’t pretend to eat someone’s pet, ALASTOR
47. Don’t die.
48. I never want to hear the words “cum-plete” again.
49. STOP HAVING FIGHTS ACROSS THE BUILDING LUCIFER AND ALASTOR!!
50. If Charlie is passed out on the couch LET HER SLEEP
51. No making bombs in the hotel Cherri!
52. Stop breaking rules and then saying it’s “FOR SIR PENTIOUS!”
53. Angel don’t try to shoot someone if they break spaghetti.
54. Don’t break spaghetti. Or “ruin” Italian food. Whatever the fuck that means. This apparently includes pineapple on pizza.
55. Don’t mention Valentino unless Angel brings him up first.
56. Don’t comment on Angel and Husk’s flirting.
57. Only call Angel “Anthony” if things are serious (or if you’re Husk)
58. Don’t use any of the nicknames Husk and Angel use for each other. This includes but is not limited to: “Whiskers”, “Legs”, “Kitty”, “Webs”, “Tony”, “Love”, and “Baby.”
59. It’s better not to question whatever facts Husk gives about his past.
60. Family dinners at 6 pm unless you can’t make it due to prior obligation. Game nights after on Sundays.
61. No hunting people for sport and NO KNIFE MONOPOLY.
62. Don’t attach knives to a roomba so you can have a “boyfriend” Niffty.
63. Keep Niffty away from Roombas.
64. Alastor, treat people with decency. Really, it’s not that hard.
65. No making giant ducks that breathe fire to chase people around the hotel just because they call you short.
66. Therapy. Everyone.
67. DONT HAVE SEX ON THE BAR WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!
68. If Valentino enters the property you have permission to stab him.
69. “Hell is forever” is bullshit. You guys aren’t. You can do this.
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ravitapatil · 1 year
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levtashine · 1 year
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I have. 100 things to grade by Sunday night. Plus a full stats project due tomorrow. I hate this time of year
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mundifinis · 2 years
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today is my “productivity day” where im supposed to get as much of my coursework done as possible considering most of it is online and asynchronous but like what if i waited till last minute..... 
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