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#Astérix The Gaul
luliqwq · 11 months
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I COULDN'T RESIST THIS WAS THEM
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atomic-chronoscaph · 5 months
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Asterix the Gaul (1967)
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kreslitkofanarts · 8 months
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My favorite little warrior ✨💛
(Mon petit querrier préferé)
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alisterix · 1 year
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Asterix yelling at Obelix and going to Panoramix immediately after to talk to him about it and look smol and defeated like this will never not get to me
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libelelle · 2 years
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AJSJSHAJWBA AJA GAY PEOPLE?
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Assurancetourix (cacofonix) is the gayest character possible and I made sure all the kids at our summer camp got it. (Telling them little stories about how I was with my secret romain "friend" sneaking into a tavern to have some jolly time and to exchange a few kisses. They loved it!) Yipeeeeeee
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istadris · 17 days
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Prompt : "Different First Meeting" by @calimera62
What if Crismus Bonus managed to get his hands on the magic Potion in Asterix the Gaul ?
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New one-shot, everyone ! And finally more than a three-sentence fic !
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wariocompany · 2 years
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I can't TAKE it anymore
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Qui est gros ?
Du calme, Obélix, tu vas tout faire rater !…
Le tour de Gaule d'Astérix, page 30 case 6
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luliqwq · 11 months
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😅
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jihef03 · 1 year
Conversation
René: I want our hero to stand out among his peers. He's going to be small and use his cunning. No brute strenght, no big bulky warrior!
Albert: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.
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rosekillerismylife · 11 months
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Astérix: Le domaine des Dieux
So, I just watched the animated movie and damn, it is sad. Like full on sad. I think it is the only Asterix movie that could get me to cry because half of the village lives in the city of Gods and only the 'Golden Trio' (Astérix, Obélix and Panoramix/Miraculix) remain in the village, so there is still an ounce of hope. But then, Apeldjust and Panoramix are captured by the romans, and everything relies on Astérix and Obélix. During the time in the forest, Obélix is kind of weak and tired because he hasn't eaten much, so that hope is already vanished before the romans capture him. So there's only Astérix left with no magic potion and no Obélix to help him. And then the romans attack.
Until then and even before, I get very emotional or mainly nostalgic because this is probably the only part of the series, where the romans are a real danger for the village and its people. The only part where Cesar is a real danger. They all get separated and the main part even lives in the city of Gods. So you think that this is it. This is the end. You also see it in Astérix's eyes as he watches the rest of the villagers getting captured by the romans. It's like his whole life is being played in front of his eyes. And in that exact moment, he loses hope and reaches for the nearest branch of hope he can grab which is the unfinished magic potion. Without thinking, he grabs it and makes the last approach to save his people. But he fails. In the history of the series, I think I never saw Astérix pulling a stunt like this. In this moment, he was hopeless. I think he probably knew that his plan would fail. But he still tried. And then, Obélix emerges from the earth and you know that it will be fine. That the last half or even twenty minutes of the movie will not be spend crying and mourning over the lost freedom of the indestructible Gauls and their village. It will not be spend mourning our childhood heroes.
For me, Astérix: Le domaine des Dieux will always be a grey zone because for one, I really prefer the older versions of Astérix movies because they just look better and realer and for another, this movie breaks so many barriers in society which makes it a really good movie. I mean, the slaves deciding if they are free or not, the soldiers demanding nicer treatment from their centurion and the lost family who joins the village of the Gauls? How many barrier breaking do you need to realize that it is a fucking masterpiece, the ugly visuals of the movie aside? Maybe they didn't thought anything while making the movie but as I said, it is the only time in the history of Astérix movies where Astérix acts unreasonable and desperate to save his people. Well, The Secret of the Magic Potion might top that but this isn't a real Astérix movie for me because the Albert Uderzo and René Goscinny didn't write/draw the comic for that one. It is also too dark to be an original Astérix movie.
Astérix is my childhood and will always have a special place in my heart because no one will argue with you when you say that you want to watch Astérix because deep down in their hearts, they know that it is not too childish and that they also want to watch it.
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hellopuns · 11 months
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Eyo shoutout to @theevilemster for giving me Astérix AND Lupin brainrot. Gaul is the beach that makes Jigen old
(French translation:
Obélix: “who are you?”
Lupin: “Lupin III! You know about me?”
Obélix: “meh”)
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noelledeltarune · 10 months
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ceasar: i don't think if you're a barbarian you should call yourself bisexual you should just be like "avec des hommes...des femmes... des autres..." and then eat like four roast boars at once somehow
astérix: this was the default sexuality of everyone in gaul before the roman empire invented le wokism and ruined everything
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asterixlabs · 10 days
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Best of Asterix Round 3-8
Asterix and the Banquet vs Asterix the Legionary
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theoutcastrogue · 4 months
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Legionnaire
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I was a legionnaire for years, I had no rank, I just had dread of massive Gauls who'd beat us silly. "Join the legions," they had said!
"You'll get a plot of land so fertile, a Gaulish woman oh so fine! You'll get retirement, a pension, and a mess of food for life!"
I wore so much that bloody helmet my poor hair fell. As for the food, better don't ask. O fucking Caesar, if I could get my hands on you.
"We'll get a plot of land so fertile, a Gaulish woman oh so fine! We'll get retirement, a pension, and a mess of food for life!"
I was a legionnaire for years, and then said "fuck it", called it quits. Incense is burning on the tombstones but lads, it doesn't burn for me.
All that talk of Pax Romana, Mare Nostrum, all that crap, I have since then reconsidered: I no longer give a fuck.
So now I roam, always unshaven, kick cans around, sleep under stars. And as for that immortal glory, take it and shove it up your ass.
(exceedingly liberal translation of the song "Legionnaire" by Vasilis Papakonstantinou. thanks to @heroineimages for letting me know that in English translations of Astérix the iconic line is "'Join the legions,' they said!")
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