#BUT she knew he wasn't feeling better so she told Vox to go up there

[keekeenuggets]

We don't talk enough about how well ALL of the Vees know and care about each other so much, like--

We first see them when Velvette is calling Vox about Val being upset in ep 2, but there's no way he would have asked for the help himself. Like he's not gonna be like "hey get Vox for me I need him" because that seems too vulnerable, BUT he was expecting Vox to come.

He literally says "Fuckin' finally!"

Which would either mean that Velvette told him Vox is on his way, OR Val knew Velvette would tell Vox to come. (It is possible he expected it because of the cameras, but Vox didn't seem to know Val was throwing a tantrum until Velvette called him, and Vox's plan for the day seemed to involve multiple meetings, so I don't think he watches the cameras often enough for that.)

Also Velvette knew how to calm Valentino down. She was busy with a fashion show and needed to focus on that, and she was mad that Val was wrecking her shit, but even after he was out of her hair and not a problem to her, she repeated to Vox that he needs to go take care of Val.

"Take care of the piss baby!"

I 100% believe she could have done it herself (she probably did partly?? considering he stopped the tantrum and was in his room before Vox got there-- unless her telling Val that Vox was on his way was what did it, but that would still be something she knew to do), but she had a show to run. Still, she wasn't going to leave Val alone to be moping around.

Also the fact Valentino seems to have some level of control over his smoke implies he wanted to be dramatic as fuck or wanted to hide himself and sat in a cloud of smoke on purpose.

Vox obviously knows how to talk Val out of shit, and canon makes it more clear that he understands Val well.

But overall there's obvious intimacy between all three of the Vees in that they care for each other and know exactly what's needed and/or what will happen in situations like that.

#the vees #valentino #vox #velvette #hazbin hotel #like seriously if Velvette's goal was only to get Val to stop wrecking shit she would have brushed Vox off when he got there #Val wasn't fucking anything up anymore #BUT she knew he wasn't feeling better so she told Vox to go up there #(more like she ordered him around lmao) #and obviously Vox canceled his appointments to go take care of Val instead #which Velvette couldn't easily do with a show because if you're putting on a show in about 15 minutes or however close it was #that meant people paid and were waiting for it and canceling would make them lose money #Vox didn't seem to have urgent appointments though #and like Velvette KNEW Vox would go help Val #they're all so perfect for each other please #also this is why Velvette as the 'daughter' of the other Vees makes no fucking sense because #why would you tell a parental figure 'fuck you' and refer to the other parental figure as a 'piss baby' #be serious 😭 #Val is the child actually #(half joking) #posts by 📲

[lovelybrooke]

Platonic Yandere Overlords x immortal reader

So in my au, this takes place during readers first trip to hell (aka part 2) so this isn't really a part 3. Also, I only went over the Overlords we know stuff about, so nothing about the ones we were only shown in passing, that's a little to difficult for. I don't know how good this is going to be, so I really hope you guys enjoy this.

Please keep sending in your ideas, I'm trying to get to them all but I've been busy with school.

masterlist

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Vox always hated Alastor. He hated his pompous attitude, and the way he felt like he owned everything. He hated how he walked all over him, and most of all, how Alastor ignored him, couldn't even give him the time of day. It drove the demon insane. However, that wasn't why Vox was rilled up this time. Recently, Vox found you. A fucking kid, could you believe that? It was fucking hilarious, watching Alastor, the famed Radio Demon, dote over a fucking kid. When he told Val and Velvette, they couldn't believe it either. That was, until they saw it for themselves.

Right there, on one of Vox's many T.V. screens, was Alastor's arm wrapped around you, a strangely kind smile on his face. It was disgusting, watching at he patted your head with his free hand. When you removed yourself away from him, he could almost feel the mood change, Alastor's smile becoming dangerously thin and the scene filling with static. Alastor's smile was back to normal when he looked at the camera, but his eyes were filled with irritation, before finally the T.V. was cut out.

The room was silent, before being broken by a shocked scoff from Val. To think that Alastor's been fucking around for seven years only to come back with a random fucking kid. A kid who was too human to be in hell, all of them could tell that. But why though, they all wondered. Why does Alastor care so much, and why are you here? It has to have something to do with Alastor, right? If not, why does Alastor seem to care about you so much.

It was Velvette proposed they should tell the others, while Val believed they could use you against Alastor. Vox was torn, on one hand, he hated Alastor, and he knew he couldn't turn up ratting him out to the other Overlords. He wanted to watch the stupid smile drain from his face when he revealed his secret. But on the other hand, he knew it would be better to keep it a secret, to use ti against him when it's just right. So, in the end, he chose to keep Alastor's secret just a bit longer.

However, that doesn't mean that he, or the other Vee's, don't keep an eye on you. Just in case you have any notable interactions with Alastor, that's definitely the only reason. Vox tries to understand what Alastor sees in you, you're naive and skittish, not something useful to Alastor, or to anyone in Hell for that matter. So why does Vox feel so--weird about you? You're no-one, a sad little human who stumbled their way down to Hell, and who's gotten themselves mixed in with both the Princess and the Radio Demon. You couldn't be more unlucky. But for some reason, you're interesting. His need to know why you're here, to know why Alastor cares about you so much, slowly devolves into a weird obsession with you, and if it wasn't for the other Overlords slowly falling into their own obsession, he would've thought it was more weird.

Val's and Velvette's feelings for you are more...complicated. For the same reasons as Vox they start to grow obsessed with you. Val forces Angel to tell him everything he knows about you. He can never really tell what's a truth and what's a lie, and a part of him is aware that Angel has complicated feelings surrounding you, but choses not to acknowledge it. Velvette has a tougher time learning about you, since she doesn't have the resources like the others. Whenever she is with Vox, she'll watch in on you with him, making snarky commentary about who you're with and what you're wearing. She finds you cute, almost like a little doll she can project any personality onto. She's the most outwardly open about her obsession with you, she really has nothing to be embarrassed about, especially if the others are just as obsessed.

Alastor is more than aware that the Vee's are watching over you, and to say he's less then pleased about it wouldn't be a complete lie. He hates those three, and knowing they are watching his most favorite person fills his with rage. So, not to waste anyones time, he reveals you to the rest of the Overlords. To say that the Vee's were shocked was an understatement. The weeks of keeping watch on you were for nothing, not like they were planning on stopping though. Carmilla is the most upset, believing that Alastor is acting like a complete moron. You shouldn't be here, and Alastor shouldn't be interacting with you at all. Carmilla believes you are more trouble than you're worth. With the extermination coming up there's a chance the angels will learn about you. She reminds Alastor of this, but he doesn't seem to care much. Rosie finds this all hilarious, of course Alastor has found himself another little friend, so what if you're a little too alive and that Alastor's a little to possessive over you. From how Alastor describes you, you seem like a peach.

After the titular meeting, Carmilla also starts keeping an eye on you, mostly to make sure that you pose no threat and that you won't draw any attention to yourself during the extermination. She doesn't want Heaven to think they're up to something, definitely not because you're just a child, so similar to her own children, and couldn't live with herself if something happened with you. That's definitely not why she cares. Rosie, on the other hand, loves you. Whenever Alastor and her have their little hang outs, he always comes to her with a new story about you. It's just adorable, like a father gushing over their child. Alastor promises that he'll bring you over to a meeting the next chance he gets, and she just can't wait to meet you.

Overall, the Overlords don't want to admit how obsessed they are with you. Maybe it's your relation to Alastor that makes you so tempting, maybe it's just who you are. What's for sure is that you aren't going to know about them for a while, mostly because of your sudden disappearance. It was a shock to all of them, but the absolute rage that Alastor displayed because of it was proof that you weren't just a passing fascination for him. It was something deeper. And while they might not be as in as deep as Alastor, it won't take that long for them to be banding together to get you back.

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A/n: Hope you enjoyed. Please keep sending in ideas, I love to see them.

#yandere x reader #soft yandere #platonic yandere #yandere hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #platonic yandere hazbin hotel

[theveesbf]

The Vees X Reader using the silent treatment

︴Notes - Hey everyone!! This was an idea that a friend of mine gave me, and I needed to write because she was beginning to like the Vees so like 😁😁 anyways I hope y'all enjoy it!

︴Content - Headcanons of Vox, Velvette and Valentino X Reader who used the silence treatment after a fight.

Vox doesn't like to have the feeling his the wrong one, so after fighting with you he expects you to be the one reaching out to him.

But you just don't.

Vox waits for you the whole day, and you never show up to even say a good morning!

When he finds you watching TV, he goes to talk to you, but the fact that you ignore him makes Vox freeze.

I mean, he was never really ignored, and the fact you, as his partner, did this was like denying candy to a spoiled child.

He spent a whole 10 minutes trying to talk to you and no matter what he said you didn't even looked at his face for a single moment.

Vox was almost losing his sanity as he decided to say the one thing he knew was going to destroy his ego.

He remembered that earlier that day you asked Vox to go out with you, but he told you he was busy.

Obviously you said that he was always working and that 10 minutes wouldn't make his business go down.

He just ignored you and continued working, without even saying no again.

Knowing what happened he decided to apologize to you.

"Listen uh, I'm... I'm sorry okay? I should've considered your feelings more."

The moment he finished saying you turned around to look at him with a smile.

"See, now that wasn't so hard, was it? But I forgive you Vox. "

That's how Vox never ignored you anymore without a good reason.

Velvette sometimes doesn't even notice that what she says can hurt people.

And that includes you. She wasn't really used to dating someone and this made her be a bit insensitive sometimes.

Velvette never pays attention to what she says until she went to talk to you and you just, ignored her.

She was so confused, she thought you didn't heard what she said.

But when she already repeated the same thing 5 times, Velvette knows you're doing it on purpose.

And she has no fucking idea on why!

That fact already makes her stressed all day because you never even glanced at her.

So she tried to remember everything that happened all day that could've made you like that.

That's when Velvette remembered that she told you how your outfit didn't match at all and it was really ugly. And she didn't saw how sad you got when she said that.

"Hey honey, I'm sorry about earlier. I didn't noticed that what I said was hurtful."

Velvette is definetly the one who tries the best to apologize to you, even if it hurts a bit inside lmao.

You wanted no time on hugging her when she finished it.

"I forgive you Vel, just try to watch your words better 'kay?"

Velvette only laughed it off, and every time you ignored her, she knew that she had to try harder on thinking before speaking.

Valentino can have a hard time respecting people's boundaries, and even if he tries his best with you, it's still... In progress.

Especially with how easily angry he gets. Valentino can't take a no without getting annoyed.

Of course, with you it's better, he actually tries to be a good partner for you.

But sometimes he let his emotions take over him, which leads to situations like this.

Valentino was going to kiss you and be all clingy to you, but he was hella confused when you walked past him.

He quickly walked to your direction to ask you what happened but you never took your eyes off the cellphone.

Even when he grabbed it off your hand, you just kept walking. And that made him both confused and mad.

He tried a lot of things but you never talked to him, until he remembered what had happened earlier.

Val was stressed and that made him yell at you when you got inside his studio without asking him first.

He never says sorry, so apologising to you was a bit awkward.

"Amorcito, please don't be mad at me. I was just stressed, you didn't asked me to go there. Can you forgive me Amor?"

His apology was definetly a bit weird but you knew that's just how he was, and you kissed him before answering.

"Of course Val, just try to be more patient next time."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #hazbin #the vees x reader #velvette x reader #valentino x reader #vox x reader #the vees #valentino #vox #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #valentino hazbin hotel

[nottapossum]

Does Charlie ever wear pullups/diapers? Also do you have any hcs for the littles having their first accidents and later accidents in front of their care givers and their reactions?

She does wear pull-ups!

This post talks a bit about it.

Charlie:

Charlie has accidents every time she's in her youngest headspace.

She only wears pull-ups after having an accident, so she's bound to have plenty of them.

Vaggie is always very understanding and gentle with her, she never makes Charlie feel bad for having one.

The first time Charlie had an accident was very early in their relationship, Charlie told Vaggie she was little and sometimes needed pull ups, but she never admitted when she did.

She had a rough experience with caregivers before Vaggie, so she feels bad when Vaggie has to change her. (Even though she changes Vaggie every time she regresses.)

She had an accident while Vaggie was making her some lunch, and Charlie had a panic attack over it.

But Vaggie was quick to calm her down and explain that it was going to be okay.

Then they both talked about it, and Charlie felt a lot better.

But she still has trouble expressing when she needs a little extra padding.

So, they're still working on it.

Vaggie:

Vaggie was very scared to share that she was a regressor to Charlie, mostly because she needed diapers.

Then Charlie had her accident, and so Vaggie opened up to her, too.

She was careful when Charlie started taking care of her. She was insecure about needing diapers and didn't want to tell Charlie when she needed to be changed, which resulted in her having a few rashes.

Her and Charlie had a long talk about it, and Vaggie agreed to let Charlie schedule changes for her so Vaggie won't have to say she needed to be changed, and she won't get hurt.

Charlie made her a sticker charts for her regression.

Not for when Vaggie made it to the bathroom, but for her bravery when she actually tells Charlie when she needs a change. 💜

She's very proud of Vaggie's progress, but it's something they're still working on.

But that's okay! Because Charlie is there for her, and she's proud of her little Angel no matter what! 💜

Alastor:

Talked about a little bit >here<

Alastor used to live in the cannibal colony and would even spend the night at Rosie's place when he was feeling little. (She has a nursery at her place for him.)

There wasn't exactly a first when it came to his accidents, it started with him wetting the bed

He thought something was wrong with him, that he was broken or something.

He didn't tell Rosie about it at first. He'd just quietly clean his sheets and move on.

But Rosie found out. She always finds out about these things.

He was regressed to the tiniest of headspaces and had an accident while she was holding him. It caused him severe distress, and he felt embarrassed, but luckily, Rosie didn't care about the mess at all.

She calmed him down and gave him a bath.

Once he was big again, she sat down and discussed the idea of diapers and pull-ups for him.

He knew what diapers were, but he had never heard of pull-ups, so Rosie introduced them.

Alastor agreed to let Rosie diaper and take care of him.

He trusted her. ❤️💗

Which is more than he can say about practically anyone else.

Velvette:

Velvette's first accident happened when both Vox and Val were watching her.

They both knew she wore diapers, but they had never actually changed her before.

But then she started crying, and Vox quickly found out what was wrong. It didn't take a genius.

Valentino refused to help at all! He was willing to help dress her and take care of Velvette's hair, but he was not changing any diapers! (which was probably for the best, tbh.)

Vox had never changed a diaper before, but he did his absolute best while panicking internally that he might be doing everything wrong.

It wasn't exactly perfect. It was a little sloppy, but he did it. And that just had to be good enough.

Velvette helped teach him how to change her properly later using a babydoll as an example.

Eventually, he got the hang of it. 💕

Lute:

Lute's first accident around Vaggie happened after extermination day,

She looked up to Vaggie and was afraid to admit she had an accident; but Vaggie was there for her, she noticed and took lute somewhere safe to take care of her.

Lute felt so embarrassed and awful, but Vaggie told her about her own regression, and it made lute feel a bit better.

From that day on, they took care of each other.

Until, of course...

Vaggie couldn't anymore.

Since then, Lute was very careful, wearing diapers and pull-ups whenever she's little to avoid a repeat.

And she's learned to change herself, take care of herself.

She doesn't need anyone.

The only other person who knows about her regression is Adam.

And he'll hang out with her when she's small, but he is not her caregiver.

She claims she doesn't need one.

At all!

Clara:

Clara's first accident happened in the middle of the night,

The younger she regressed the more often she'd wake her mother up to tell her she had wet the bed.

Carmilla suggested nighttime diapers first.

And wearing them made Clara regress younger, and she felt pretty safe and comfortable, she liked feeling tiny.

And so she asked Carmilla if she could wear some during the day, too. And she agreed.

If it makes Clara happy and comfortable, she was more than happy to buy her some more.

Besides, the diapers were adorable, and Carmilla would do anything to make her daughter's happy 🖤🩶

She's a little insecure about it sometimes, but her sister and mom will reassure her that it's okay by telling her that the diapers she picks out are absolutely adorable! They'll also talk about diapers in regular conversations to help normalize it so Clara can feel more natural and safe when wearing them.

Angel:

Angel has accidents at night quite frequently due to nightmares. When little, he tries his best not to have accidents by attempting to get to the bathroom as quickly as possible. But it doesn't really work out for him because he gets scared being alone in the bathroom. And he doesn't feel comfortable with anyone else being in there either.

I will write about Husk finding out and his first accident while in Husk's care- so I won't spoil it. (Mostly because Idk how I'm going to write it exactly and don't want to say something in case I come up with something better.)

But, he is there for Angel, and he's the one who suggests diapers to him first.

Angel will be a little scared, but Husk is there every step of the way. 🕸💖🐈‍⬛️

@todayimfour @trophyxtissues2 @ask-dusty-boy @dex-dawn @abby5577

#ittybittysinners #ittybittysinnersq&h #hazbin hotel agere #hazbin hotel age regression #little!Charlie #sfw padded agere #sfw interaction only

[vylad243]

So what did the sins do after figuring out what Mammon did to complicate Vox's pregnancy?

They had to pull Alastor off of Mammon, but after that, they gave him the cold shoulder. They were always annoyed with his green and how he treated them, but knowing he was so desperate for money that Vox was basically living off of Alastor's power made them pressed in a way that no one would ever be able to repeat

Bee cut him out for years until Vox was recovered. He had no access to her alcohol empire or sweets, and she refused to help him out. No money sending, no nothing. Bee could take Mammon in a fight and wanted to, but she knew Vox wouldn't want that so she refrained herself

Satan burnt Mammon's skin and fur every time he saw him. Satan can hold quite the grudge, and he wasn't about to let Mammon's injuries heal. Satan was much more argumentive and screamed at Mammon once they were outside the meeting

Levi didn't do anything against Mammon. He didn't cut him out of cause problems because he didn't want Mammon to feel cornered or act out because of it, but he definitely treated him with the silent treatment for a solid month

Ozzy beat him up. He was also pissed with how Fizzy was treated and so hearing he hurt Vox like that made him through all caution out the wind

Belph joined Bee in the cold shoulder and cut off Mammon. Belph and Bee took extra time and care to make up carepackages to send to Alastor and Vox with basically all the money they now had from not giving it to Mammon

Lucifer didn't hurt Mammon. He went straight to VoxTech and ordered Papermint to cut off all the electricity to greed and leave them in complete darkness. Papermint obeyed because it's his king and then Lucifer told Mammon he had to tell all of greed why they were in darkness. Publicly shame him, of course Mammon had to leave out who was hurt because they didn't want anyone to try and kill Vox, but Lucifer stood behind Mammon the whole time and made sure he sputtered out every last word. He even had Lyric record it so they could show Vox when he was better

Ozzy, Bee, Levi, Mammon, and Belph agreed (forced in Mammon's case) to go back into total darkness. Everyone took extra care to make posts about Vox, officially posting pictures they took in the sin meetings that no one was allowed to post pictures of to try and make it seem like Vox was all strong still despite his absence to everyone in Hell

Vox's recovery went much quicker after that with the extra power and Alastor still wants to try and kill Mammon

#hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #anonymous #hazbin hotel alastor #radiostatic #a month in rut #AMOR #Lyric hazbin hotel

[venbetta]

I took some time and actually watched Hazbin Hotel... I watched the pilot 6(?) years ago, and seeing the hellfire commentary from Twitter made me reluctant (rightfully so I guess).

But I say it was pretty alright. I feel like I have some complaints. I'm not a diehard fan at all, nor do I see myself in the fan base, but I feel like I can add my own input, I guess. These are my opinions and personal reasons, please be nice.

Spoilers/commentary beneath the cut (16+)

For starters, I think the concept is good, I like some of the designs for the characters, especially since they improved from the pilot.

I think I have at least 3-4 favorite characters, ranking them from my most fave:

Lucifer, Alastor, Vox, and Nifty.

... I didn't like anyone else. I'll probably explain that.

The only reason why I liked these four was mostly cuz they had some funny bits to them. I told my friend that Lucifer reminds me of Hunter from TOH??? And I said "Maybe it's cuz their both blonde and depressed." Lucifer just has that appeal for me. Vox didn't have much screentime, but I like his niche design and voice. Alastor is also cool. Nifty is just a cute gremlin that I fuck with honestly. Good for her. Everyone else I either didn't care much for or straight up didn't like...

Charlie annoyed me a lot, I know she's the MC, but I didn't like her. I get that she's supposed to be good, but her behavior in some scenes bothered me. Like in Ep4, I understand she was coming from a good place, but I couldn't help but feel agitated. I can't explain it. She has a savior complex which is her flaw, and maybe I just don't exactly understand it.

Of course, she's not the worst character (looks at Valentino and Adam), but she could improve. There were a few characters that I feel should've been written better, but the pacing made it hard.

I feel like the pacing was something I didn't like, but I can't blame it since it only has 8 episodes. The writer in me deflated seeing how fast things moved along, but I get why they sped it up towards the end. I wanna ramble about how the show could have gone if it had 24 episodes- but that feels like another post. Also, another thing that irked me were characters word vomiting.

Again if this show had more time to explore each individual character, it wouldn't have happened. I thought ep 4 with Angel Dust pouring his heart had good intentions to tell the audience that he's fucked up, it could've been built up more (if there were more episodes) until he finally blew up, similar with Husk. It's different because it's an animation, but you can still show and not tell visually about someone struggling. That's just me.

The excessive swearing isn't funny, I didn't find myself laughing that much except for Ep 8: Adam telling Lute to chill the fuck out, Alastor's mic breaking, and Lucifer saying "I'm gonna fuck you!" are the only bits I found funny. I've laughed at dumber things (my sense of humor is garbage, I'll laugh at a waffle falling over), but I didn't find most of the jokes funny.

I knew it was a musical, and I love musicals, but there weren't many songs I vibed with. Maybe a few, but not a lot. I'm a music person, and the songs just didn't feel right? Like the lyrics either felt awkward or general direction of the song didn't feel cohesive. I think I only like 4 songs in total.

The VAs were great, I recognized a lot of them, and I enjoyed their performances. They all fit their characters.

The animation was good for what was originally an indie project, and I hope the animators/artists were properly compensated. I know there was a lot of shit going on about Vivi allegedly not paying them but regardless, they did amazing.

I'm gonna be serious and say I feel like I didn't want to give HH a chance because I just didn't exactly care about it. My friends watched it. I saw Twitter's scolding opinions and hottakes on it, and I didn't want to hate watch it. But I was still curious. While I wasn't laughing through most of it, I think it's good. There's a lot that I'm trying not to say or get into because that would derail my commentary and make it about other discussions I'm not fully knowledgeable about...

I sailed the seven seas to watch this show, and I say it was sort of worth it. Again, I'm not a crazy fan, but anyone that likes it, good for you.

#PLEASE IM JUST RAMBLING #THESE ARE MY OPINIONS DONT KILL ME #hazbin hotel #commentary #ven speaks #text post

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships i went on a rant spiral geez LMFAO so here's some mallory(ft. Voc and friends) headcanons because im inlove w them ur honor

Vox is a big asshat so I imagine them bickering a lot

One time Alastor and Vox saw each other at the same bar because Aponi and Mallory were going to be performing there together. Send an ask about how I think that went.

Mallory is SPOILED. Flowers, clothes, bags, you name it. That's kind of his thing.

Mallory and Velvette are very close omg Velvette definitely tells Mal embarrassing stories about Vox

Valentino actually calls her "pretty thing"

I hesdcanon Vox as more powerful than Valentino because duh he runs technology, so I think Val is kinda neutral about her.

Mallory has a shock collar for.. reaserch. and science.. like blitz has his own.

Staticfly shopping dates. ALL THE TIME.

Vox's ego literally inflates faster than a balloon whenever Mal uses a product of his. Like, her eating Voot Floops for breakfast? "My products are just THAT awesome, huh babe? I'm just that kinda guy."

Vox cuts in the line at the grocery store, a restaurant, or like even on fast food chain dates.

He's a show-off.. with a girlfriend. He probably sees an advertisement of him and goes, "you see that? That's your cool boyfriend!"

Sometimes Mal just gotta be flirting with Vox on stage at Val's club

In the hamilton au, because idk if sinners can die from illness, mal gets exterminated instead and there was like a hellwide blackout that laster for two days LOL

Mal loves baking and making things so vox was definitely their sue chef. Also they bring him along to the happy (hazbin) hotel to bring like lil cupcakes or her favorite graham cake

I feel like they never really explicitly told Vox about Elise. They just said "I had a toxic ex" because she wasn't ready to come out and when they finally were, they were like "so you remember my ex right? She's a girl. Im bi."

--and at that moment Vox realized they were a bi couple. My fucking babies

Mal never got redeemed :( it's kinda impossible for Vox too cause who'll run hell's tech. Mal decides she would stay with him because even if she DOES get redeemed.. there's nothing for her in heaven. She'd have a couple of friends but.. it wouldn't be the same without tv man. Besides that, she sees Hell as her home.

Jason never got redeemed because Mal got him exterminated when Aponi went to heaven LMFAO BRO DIED BEFORE GETTING BETTER A SECOND TIME

She actually doesn't know how abusive Val can get. Like she knew everyone in hell was bad but she doesn't know he would be THAT bad. So imagine her surprise when Vox, Angel, Aponi, and Roxxie all revealed what he did..

Mal: "can I ask you a question?" Vox: "Yes, the air up here is pretty great, why do you ask?" Mal: *blank stare*

Mal is the little spoon

She fights off anyone who tries to assassinate Vox for their own greed even tho Vox can handle 'em pretty well.

Vox's form of apology is spoiling the hell out of her.

Mal is dating Vox ofcourse they're going to suffer about Vox's angry Alastor rants

The most non-PDA couple to ever exist.

Mal is a sleep-talker and I hc vox as someone who rarely sleeps so he watches her talk in her sleep and not let her live through it in the morning

Mallory height jokes

Mal tackles him for free wifi

#my ocs #staicfly #mallory

[bollur]

Relationship headcanons for Vox Machina pretty please?

a/n: this is so long but i don't wanna apologize for it actually because it's so sweet and i loved doing this.

Vax;

you're literally two left shoes

people are surprised to find out that Vex is his sibling and not you

the shit-talking among you two is so thick that outsiders think you hate each other

sometimes the party are still unsure if you guys are being serious, then you both burst into laughter

sometimes you end up waking up piled on top of each other like a couple of kittens

always dragging each other into one anothers shit

you do everything together

recon mission? you don't even ask – you just get your shit ready

got caught and need an alibi? your 'husband' is coming to save your ass

giving the party double the heart attacks because of the life threatening shit you do? he wouldn't have you any other way

it's funny watching you train together because it's always just you trying to avoid him while screaming bloody murder because he's 100% capable of kicking your ass and doesn't hold back

you swear its payback for the fact your burns are better than his

and you may or may not have participated in a couple rounds of ball tag that you weren't invited too

you found out it counts as five points if you knee someone in the balls and you haven't let go of that since

you never fail to tell each other how lucky you are to have one another

you couldn't imagine life without the other

Vex;

she's the right shoe to your left

honestly the anchor to your whole ass wreck of a ship

does not hesitate to scold you furiously when you do something to put yourself in danger, even if it was her brothers idea

you know better than to do it – or at least you should

has held you in tears before because she wasn't sure if she was happy you survived or so moved by the fact you would risk her life for her brother

she told you one time she was going to make you scream louder than Vax ever could

you had been extremely confused

you were torn between flushing, crying, screaming and vomiting out of nervousness from that one statement alone and the million things you tried to decipher it meaning from the unreadable expression on her face

that's when she joined in on you and him training, you realized quickly what she meant, and you were sure all of Exandria could hear you that day

if Vax was 100% capable of kicking your ass, then Vex was 200%

she was determined to make you more capable of handling yourself

sure you could literally fireball someone ass off the face of this earth leaving only a scorch mark in remembrance of their existence

but that did you no good in close combat and if you died she'd personally killed whoever did it, bring you back and then kill you again for leaving her

you were the sister she never knew she wanted but was beyond thrilled to have

even if your studies were expensive as fuck

she's cried over paying for them before but you've kept them alive in sticky situations so many times she knew it was deserved

Percy;

it took a lot of work to get your relationship with him to where it is now

for him to admit he doesn't feel at least a smidge of jealousy at how pure your relationship with everyone else is would be a lie – he wants that

not that he'll ever tell you

when you smile at him like he's the only person in the world, he would die for you

you like to come and watch him tinker with things and it's the most comfortable silence he's ever found himself in

sometimes he finds himself showing you how to do a few things

he loves watching you practice new spells even if you don't always notice he's there

looks forward to the nightly wine sessions that somehow became a thing from weekly but you'll never hear him complaining

loves that he can have conversations with you over refined subjects sometimes

if you have no idea what he's talking about on something, you listen to it with actual interest

he may or may not constantly think about the fact you told him one night that you love how cute it is when he gets passionate talking about his interests

also absolutely does not think about the night you were completely trashed over trying to keep up drinking with grog and told him he was the prettiest snowflake you'd ever seen and had the audacity to 'boop his snoot'

nope never

you give this man like 7 silent heart attacks a week with the shit you get into

he's threatened to wrap you in bubble wrap before

it's just his reserved way of telling you that he wants to keep you safe and he absolutely adores the smile that crosses your face every time he makes a salty remark about your recklessness

Pike;

there's not a single soul in this world you wouldn't absolutely demolish for her

honestly the same goes for you

you're family to this little gnome and she values that more than anything

just like scanlan you give her head pats whenever you can

there's so much reading of tusk love together that sometimes the party gets concerned when one of them hears the words coming from your mouth with in her room

one time you both lied and told them you were aiming to become a famous smut story writer and Pike was your critique

but then cackled and assured them it was just the two of you enjoying some tusk love

honestly no one was sure which one was better

always teases you when she has to heal you up after the multiple sparring sessions you go through on a weekly basis

sometimes you and her like to lie your way into fancy parties just for an excuse to dress up like ladies and get free 'fancy shots'

you just need an excuse to dress up like a princess and she loves seeing you happy for something so silly

which when she found out how easy it was because you actually had quiet the reputable family name to use in your advantage for these occasions

she was 100% into all the way

the two of you were always down to fuck shit up

Grog;

to be honest the first few couple time the party had been in the thick of it this man thought you were absolutely useless

but then he thought maybe you were a lot like Keyleth – not fond of violence and insecure about yourself

but then this dude, during one particularly bad encounter, watched you stand up, eyes glowing, raise your hands to the sky and fucking balls of fire came raining down upon your enemies

he wasn't sure if he had been aroused or terrified but it was probably both

it was definitely both and after that he respected you a lot

you'd never be his Pike because you were taller and obviously not Pike, but he adored you

this man bugged you for 4 days straight to practice burning hands on him after he heard you telling Percival all about it

you spent 5 hours explaining to him how and why that was a horrible idea and you might actually vomit if you ended up hurting him and he got severely offended and didn't talk to you for awhile

somehow you ended up with him several feet in front of you and pike slightly behind you and obviously everyone else behind you because who was gonna miss this

what you really thought would end up with him never asking for you to do it again ended up with him wanting to spar with you all the time which, was worse than doing it with Vex or Vax, you quickly found out

you have been teaching him how to paint to the surprise of the group

he was actually really interested in it and ended up painting a beautiful picture of him hacking someone in half in one swipe

you didn't hesitate to frame it and have it put up on the wall

in return he teaches you how to handle you ale, something you're still failing at miserably

Scanlan;

your relationship with this gnome was a special one

on the outside it looked like it was all harmless flirts, jokes, and shit-talking

but you two confided in one another for a lot and it was more than just what you thought of his latest musical work

it was actually very therapeutic to find yourself in his room at 3am both of you throwing your hands around, talking about nothing and everything

there had been several times you had to be told to shut up because you got a little too loud while everyone was sleeping

you couldn't ask for a better and more understanding person than this small king

even if he tried to convince you into a three-some every friday night

you'd always ruin it by telling him you didn't feel like dealing with chlamydiae, making his paid date either horribly offended or disgusted and leaving

you'd think eventually he'd stop

nah – he's convinced you'll come to your senses eventually

you pat him on the head every time you walk by him or get a chance

there's an unspoken bond between two people who reach for things without even having to be asked and that is your bond

you've totally sang with him before

of course you were incredibly drunk and ended up puking on a bunch of people and getting yourselves thrown out of the pub

he rated it a 10/10 and would be damned if it didn't happen again because watching you have that much fun was what he lived for

Keyleth;

there was nothing in this world you wouldn't do to protect Keyleth

she was your soft friend

you loved disappearing with her for hours on end to just enjoy the world around you

she would tell you all kinds of things about plants and animals and you there was nothing more you wanted to do than sit and listen to her

she taught you how to make flower crowns

after that the two of you always had one on tbh

you better believe she always brought it back to life if it started to wither because she was going to cherish it until the day she dies

sometimes she came to listen to you and Pike read tusk love

you all kept that a secret for the sake of her shy heart

this chick loved having conversations with your fluffy familiar and tbh it spent more time around her than it did you

not that youd ever admit being sad about that because it would make her sad

a sad Kiki mad you a mad magic user

she was the reason it started getting easier to become a morning person except on the mornings you drank hard

sometimes youd wake up to find out you had passed out in her room if no one had escorted you to yours

she didn't mind – you'd just crawl up onto her bed and you'd sleep like puppies until it was all better

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