#be serious 😭

[keekeenuggets]

We don't talk enough about how well ALL of the Vees know and care about each other so much, like--

We first see them when Velvette is calling Vox about Val being upset in ep 2, but there's no way he would have asked for the help himself. Like he's not gonna be like "hey get Vox for me I need him" because that seems too vulnerable, BUT he was expecting Vox to come.

He literally says "Fuckin' finally!"

Which would either mean that Velvette told him Vox is on his way, OR Val knew Velvette would tell Vox to come. (It is possible he expected it because of the cameras, but Vox didn't seem to know Val was throwing a tantrum until Velvette called him, and Vox's plan for the day seemed to involve multiple meetings, so I don't think he watches the cameras often enough for that.)

Also Velvette knew how to calm Valentino down. She was busy with a fashion show and needed to focus on that, and she was mad that Val was wrecking her shit, but even after he was out of her hair and not a problem to her, she repeated to Vox that he needs to go take care of Val.

"Take care of the piss baby!"

I 100% believe she could have done it herself (she probably did partly?? considering he stopped the tantrum and was in his room before Vox got there-- unless her telling Val that Vox was on his way was what did it, but that would still be something she knew to do), but she had a show to run. Still, she wasn't going to leave Val alone to be moping around.

Also the fact Valentino seems to have some level of control over his smoke implies he wanted to be dramatic as fuck or wanted to hide himself and sat in a cloud of smoke on purpose.

Vox obviously knows how to talk Val out of shit, and canon makes it more clear that he understands Val well.

But overall there's obvious intimacy between all three of the Vees in that they care for each other and know exactly what's needed and/or what will happen in situations like that.

#the vees #valentino #vox #velvette #hazbin hotel #like seriously if Velvette's goal was only to get Val to stop wrecking shit she would have brushed Vox off when he got there #Val wasn't fucking anything up anymore #BUT she knew he wasn't feeling better so she told Vox to go up there #(more like she ordered him around lmao) #and obviously Vox canceled his appointments to go take care of Val instead #which Velvette couldn't easily do with a show because if you're putting on a show in about 15 minutes or however close it was #that meant people paid and were waiting for it and canceling would make them lose money #Vox didn't seem to have urgent appointments though #and like Velvette KNEW Vox would go help Val #they're all so perfect for each other please #also this is why Velvette as the 'daughter' of the other Vees makes no fucking sense because #why would you tell a parental figure 'fuck you' and refer to the other parental figure as a 'piss baby' #be serious 😭 #Val is the child actually #(half joking) #posts by 📲

[kamariya]

if you're not a native english speaker and slightly mispronounce a word you'll get ridiculed to hell and back, but a native English speaker can butcher a word in any indian language to shreds and not even try to say it correctly, and people will still preach about Teach, Don't Mock

#saw an indian woman get called a cyberbully today because she laughed at a white womans pronunciation of gajar ka halwa #be serious 😭 #swan stuff

[furryprovocateur]

😐

#be serious 😭

[hertl]

eagles players and fans out here acting like it was a hard fought win as if they didn’t play 4th string “can’t catch a snap” josh johnson, one arm brock, and qb rb cmc with extra help from the refs 😭 have some shame

#nfl lb #jk ik the fans booing injured players have no concept of shame but #playing run d a whole quarter and beating mac jones last wk #be serious 😭 #anyway that’s not a loss to me. bang bang

[msginnymalfoy]

TYLER POSEY

~ via instagram stories

#JESUS TYLER #BE SERIOUS 😭 #tyler posey #tpose updates #choco taco

[coyging]

i remember when theo broke the long running sleeve length arsenal tradition and everybody on twitter was up in arms about it djjdjdjdjddj

#ramsdale being a short sleeeve gk reminded me of this #like- #be serious 😭

[cinnabeat]

just found out the author of tcf said pt 2 is supposed to be around 300 chapters LMAO?

#be serious 😭 #isnt that the same thing they said abt the first part #i distinctly remember an authors note where they were like i always thought those web novels with like 1000 chapters were crazy and i would #never do that #think they said that around 600 chapters LMAO 😭 #i neeeeed to catch up fr #theres So Many Things on my list #i still need to finish house of leaves good god #this semester is kicking my ass man and its barely march #idc what anyone says to me im gonna take 2 classes next semester and no one can stop me #ill get a fucking job idc i just can NOT keep getting bogged down by projects its horrible #this is unrelated to the post in general lmao #anyways #saw someone in the tags say theres no way its not gonna be longer than pt 1 #and that at this rate a pt 3 will probably be necessary #which is fucking hilarious cant even be mad abt it bc the pacing flows so nicey regardless #michi tag

[potatoes-tomatoes]

anyways, Looney Tunes’ Instagram declared Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck canon so don’t touch me i’m not normal alright

#cel speaks #looney tunes #bugs bunny #daffy duck #this is probably a phase for the team and they’re not serious but frankly my dears I don’t give a fuck #I’ve been working so hard going crazy in my baffy lil circle makin gay shit and now baffy nation is acknowledged by media overlords #I’ll take what I can get ok 😭?!??

[serialunaliver]

people when you tell them to perhaps not work at the war crimes factory:

#also how the fuck is voting going to take down the military industrial complex are you serious rn 😭

[jangmi-latte]

puberty did malleus so damn good like can you believe this handsome young prince:

SPOILERS‼️‼️‼️

...used to be this:

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst spoilers #diasomnia #malleus draconia #hee...😭😭😭😭😭 #I CAN NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS I SHOULD ME BAWLING MY EYES OUT BY NOW #he's so...lizard #BWJFBAKNFKANFJAHFLAJKAJFKSJEJR #mal's baby picture reveal #when they say newborns look ugly then we have malleus #when i saw him i yelled “oh he's so cute” then stared at him for another 3 mins and went “what is that.'

[sergle]

Aw man I love city folk so much

#i keep making myself laugh #girl how many more really wild statements do I have to make before it becomes apparent I'm not killing the bird #sergle.txt #everybody thinks I'm serious about the shredder tweet 😭 #girl please use your head!! #translation: these chicks were from a sexed batch and we wanted all hens. it's not super hard! cmon!

[twinsarekeepers]

Broke: I can’t imagine Percy Jackson as blonde. It just doesn’t fit his character.

Woke: Percy having blonde hair opens the door for a meta joke like Annabeth saying he’s the reason the dumb blonde stereotype exists, which fits perfectly with their early stage relationship. Also, surfer vibes.

Bespoke: Percy having blonde hair perfectly encapsulates his character because blonde hair does a thing where it significantly darkens as time passes, which is a direct parallel to how Percy gets “darker” as time passes. AND now that Luke has dark hair, Percy going from blonde to brunette will signify him becoming more like Luke, literally starting to look more like him. And the same applies if Poseidon is cast with dark hair. The change in color would symbolize Percy growing into the powers his father gave him. In this essay, I will—

#percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo disney+ #pjo tv series #percy jackson #walker scobell #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #leah jeffries #luke castellan #charlie bushnell #poseidon #percy jackson meta #HELP IT’S A META ABOUT HAIR 😭😭😭 #im absolutely loosing my mind here somebody sedate me!!! #this is mostly a joke but also 🤏🏽 this serious #mostly wrote this because walker said he’s nervous and can’t help but think it’s because of his hair

[yrsonpurpose]

#comedy king

#mary and george #mary & george #maryandgeorgeedit #george villiers #perioddramaedit #nicholas galitzine #userninz #chrissiewatts #usergayppl #usermegsb #usermbg #userclara #mine* #someone said this was a serious show. i think they lied #there were so many good lines 😭😭 #bastard boy i lov u #'whats your point? is there one?' dkffjghfk cunt! #appreciated the comedic aspect to this bc it was so unexpected lmao #like wdym george is funny. okay!!!!!!

[kenobihater]

made a post a while back on how javert's suicide is often poorly portrayed in film adaptations to the point of accidental comedy, and how the 1978 movie in particular is the most unhinged example. audio warning for a loud trumpet blast, don't turn up your volume

#len's videos #inspector javert #javert #les mis #les miserables #les misérables #javert les mis #les mis 1978 #les miserables 1978 #les misérables 1978 #the trumpet blast as he does a flip... the way it just cuts to a cheery carriage ride... girl what were they ON in 1978 😭 #it's so tactless that it veers into absurdism for one of the most serious parts of the story #girl you KNOW your scene is bad when the dogshit bbc version is miles better! #at least i didn't laugh during that scene! that scene was the only bit of genuine emotion i felt besides rage for that whole miniseries! #i have yet to finish '78 LM and i'm sure it has it's redeeming qualities that i don't wanna dunk on! it's just this scene is utterly whack!

[somewhereincairparavel]

Alright. I came across someone saying that Rick "put Jason in a pedestal" and "overhyped" him by emphasizing how good looking he is and that Jason shouldn't have been so attractive looking. (Tbf tho that person made it sound like they seemed more mad bc their least favourite character was considered good looking lol) but I'll yap about the significance here anyways. Beware of a very long yapping session below.

I do understand their frustration though, because jason getting told that he looks good all the time makes it seem very shallow and unfair to the others.

And let me tell you, Jason is SUPPOSED to be gorgeous looking in everyone's eyes. He is supposed to be conventionally handsome, Rick didn't intend for his looks to be "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder " or something like Percy's (like how Piper didn't find him as impressive) Percy's is supposed to be more authentic. Percy's character isnt centred in people idolizing him, everyone can acknowledge that he's handsome looking, but it isn't in a "perfect" type of way, he's a carefree spirit and that reflects on his looks. While Jason is hardwired as this ethereal looking hero in people's eyes that not even ONE can deny that he looks good, bc ppl in Rome had set him as the "standard". Jason said this before in the lost hero, that him being a son of Jupiter, makes him feel like the support he gets is only because his dad is a very regal and intimidating figure.

That's kind of the whole point, he's supposed to look like this perfect man who can do no wrong. His "Golden noble boy" arc is literally the whole concept of his character. Why else do you think rick wrote Aphrodite approving of Jason's looks saying that he needed no improvement (which she rarely does) ?

Because Jason is supposed to be put like a statue to admire and idolize, that's ALSO why rick made sure to add that Jason looks like a Roman sculpture, bc that's like a metaphor for his inner conflicts. The guy was put like an artifact for people to ogle at in camp Jupiter ever since he was a kid of 4. That's part of the tragedy.

Annabeth said it perfectly “Annabeth tried to hide it, but she still didn’t completely trust the guy. He acted too perfect - always following the rules, always doing the honorable thing. He even looked too perfect. In the back of her mind, she had a nagging thought. What if this is a trick and he betrayed us?” Mark of Athena, page 6.

His mother, whom he's supposed to look like, is also a literal world wide tv actress. So you can't expect anything less either.

Also, Jason is supposed to mirror Percy. And let's be real. Rick put Percy in a VERY high pedestal looks wise, aswell, Not just Jason. And that's okay.

Rick made Hazel mistake Percy for a literal god because he was just that good looking (tbf, in a way, when I was younger, I found this to be a little bit of an exaggeration, bro was covered in mud and seaweed and was compared to a god, it was rlly funny to a 10 year old me 😭 yeah but don't mind this though, this was just a younger me jealous that I couldn't be as pretty as Percy was in mud lol) If Percy can be "hyped" up so "unrealistically" in that particular situation then so can Jason. They are both literal half gods, so unrealistic praise is very normal) and rick also made sure to emphasize that almost all the teen characters had a crush on Percy. So apparently that isn't called putting a character in a pedestal but Jason's is? They are BOTH put in pedestals, because they're both heroes.

Jason and Percy are supposed to be equals, so both of them being in the top two when it comes to looks makes SENSE. Because people are supposed to argue about who is better looking, since they're written as foils.

You cannot expect rick to make Percy look like a god and Jason look like a rat 😭 then there's no point of having them as parallels if one has the upper hand in something. Rick did a good job by conveying that they are BOTH attractive, but in different ways. That's why the Percy/Jason looks debate always have mixed answers.

Jason getting complimented by Aphrodite, the GODDESS of beauty, for his looks and her saying that he didn't have anything to "fix" in his face BC it already looks gorgeous = Percy getting compared to a gorgeous Roman god by hazel. They are both equal comparisons in slightly different tones.

#why do y'all beef at Jason for being hot like bro it's not that serious. Let him be as hot as he wants pls #why do you want him to look “ordinary” so bad like it would strip off the significance #😭 put your personal bias against jason away from this discussion. #Percy doesn't need to be the only attractive looking guy in pjo #pjo series #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackson #pjo hoo #jason grace #pjo hoo toa #leo valdez #piper mclean #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #hoo

[shellshooked]

whoever designed totk purah deserves a big smooch on the lips

#like. wiped the floor w aoc purah im so sorry😭😭 #like this is peak tloz design im so serious #shes so mother #my art #totk #tloz #tears of the kingdom spoilers #tears of the kingdom #totk fanart #botw purah #totk purah #tloz fanart #loz fanart #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda fanart #breath of the wild #botw fanart #botw