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#Bonus Parts are Tommy only because Tommy and Drista are a fun vibe to write about
knox-enden · 3 years
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More Bonded God's AU stuff-
- Foolish can change his height whenever he wants. It just so happens, that the first time he does, is the first time he goes to town. He then gets lost and ends up in a flower shop where a lovely couple, Puffy and Niki, reside. Foolish proceeds to understand what it means to be adopted
- "Hey Ranboo! Hey Tubbo! I have a Dad! :D" - Foolish
- "That's great bud" - Ranboo
- I wanna imagine that Puffy thinks that Ranboo and Tubbo are either like, Foolish's children or that Foolish is related to one of them somehow, and so she automatically titles herself their grandfather.
- Niki thinks it's hilarious and is quite fond to call herself a grandmother. She pledges to be the most badass grandmother out there
- Ranboo and Tubbo have no fucking clue what's going on
I want an entire scene, where Foolish invites Niki and Puffy to dinner, and that's when Ranboo and Tubbo realize what's going on. However, Tubbo being Tubbo, is like "alright, how can I take this further", so he downright pretends to be Foolish's kid. Tubbo introduces Ranboo as his husband, and even brings out Michael. Puffy has a crisis cause she's a great-grandfather and Niki is like 'wait why do children have a child?? Why are they married??' but goes along with it. Foolish is too caught up in the lie he never realized was going on and can't back down from it. Let's just say the Dinner goes great.
Bonus;
None of the SBI know who Drista is cause she hides herself from them for fun, so they all legit think she's like, Tommy's imaginary friend or something sksks. Like- "sure Tommy I'm totally sure that 'The God of Chaos' ate my last goddamn popsicle" - Wilbur at some point
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