#But that's bc if I get hate for giving my opinion on this an opinion that changes nothing then I get to be petty

[karokawwo]

uuuughhgghh i have to record video TODAY on a topic i hate uuhghuhvgg

#i hate it so mucj im gonna ramble and be passive aggresice i know it #i know it bc i've already been pacing around my room trying to get in order what im gonna say #the worst part is the teacher wants to “hear different opinions” on the subject when all she's gonna do is point and laugh at- #the poor soul who dared give their genuine opinion #every single person in that class has to lick the teacher's boots clean in hopes of getting a passing grade. god i hate her so much #sigh... my saturday.........

[wordy-little-witch]

Hellooo how are you? i just wanna ask wat r ur nsfw headcanons abt crossguild polycule😳

Also i love ur posts❤️

Hiya, honey bee! I'm doing alright, all things considered, thanks for asking, lovely ♡ just sleepy lmaooo

Cross guild my beloved aaaa okay so I'm gonna put the NSFW ones under a cut bc of the content warnings~

Thanks for the ask, I appreciate you!!!!! And thanks for reading, hun ♡ drink water, have a snack if you can, take any medicine you have prescribed and stay safe ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

18+ BELOW vvv

Okay NSFW stuff lezzgo. I am. Genuinely debating doing the consent charts here for each of them, then a layered one with them compared to each other.

Keep in mind, these are my head canons, and I adore when they're different takes and opinions, I think variety is awesome ♡♡♡♡

So let's start with the biggest of our guild boys!!

Crocodile:

FTM, Top surgery done in his early adult years through a series of oddly aligning events, bottom surgery looked into but rendered unneeded via Ivankov's hormones

Likes/Preferences

This man is a SWITCH, he usually Doms and prefers topping, coming from some older dysphoria issues, but honestly? Is open to submitting and bottoming to others when the need arises on a case by case basis.

Not exactly vanilla, but sometimes the intimacy there is nice.

Is fairly ace-spec, all things considered, sees sex as not a need but something enjoyable. Doesn't always even get off during sex, just enjoys the power and rush he gets from his partners. Took a very long time to realize that for himself. Sex positive!

Sadomasochist. Prefers causing the pain, but scratching and biting are HELLA approved for him

Marks marks marks

Idk if there's and actual word for it, but Crocodile LOVES dressing his partner up in finery just to ruin them. Also discovered an additional kink there which will be talked about later on. (See mixed)

He has wild stamina and ca go maybe three rounds before he needs to stop or pause.

Objectively the best at eating out, can and will make one partner moan out loud and the other outright cry.

Mihawk

Cis (?) insofar as he's a man by technicality. He is a SWORDSMAN by choice. He identifies as a threat, and that is not for ironic jokes. Honestly, to Mihawk gender feels complicated and stupid. 0/5 stars, hates it. He could not be paid to give a fuck about that sort of thing beyond his immediate people's happiness.

On that note, also doesn't care what parts someone has or what they identify as. If he likes you, he likes you, that's all there is. Doesn't use labels. Does admit to being more oredominantly attracted to masculine individuals. It is simply Mihawk and The Vibe.

Onwards to the thoughts!!!!

True Switch. Doesn't care. Enjoys dominating, enjoys submitting, likes topping, likes bottoming, but it's a case by case and person by person basis.

Choking. Idk, but something about holding someone by the throat and feeling their skin and muscles and heartbeat under his fingers gives him a rush, I bet.

Not particularly into sadism or masochism specifically, but does enjoy some of the semi-connected things. Knife play is a given, as well as blood play, and ironically hot wax

Trust is big to him.

Sensory play.

Has a personal rule that his partner has to cum at least once before he even thinks about his own pleasure unless that's the pre-established play they're doing that scene.

On that front - service top/service bottom.

Praise and degradation kink, surprisingly enough

Breeding kink

He Will Bite. With consent of course.

Really enjoys edging and teasing his partners. Doesn't like it as much for himself but doesn't DISlike it either.

Disinterest kink, he likes to make his lovers beg for attention and feigning disinterest.

Cockwarming.

Something about making a mess in the bedroom is simply PERFECT for him.

Honestly, Mihawk is down to try anything at least once and isn't too surprised to find new things that he enjoys.

Stamina is INSANE, but goes about one round, maybe 2, before needing to step back. Dw though, he's not leaving. He can ruin someone with more than just that option.

Buggy

AFAB masc nonbinary, no surgeries, Iva's hormones do not work on him, and he makes his own. Had a partial hysterectomy as a child before his Devil Fruit due to a... bad situation. Has numerous scars as well from before then and even a few after when he was learning the limits of his Fruit and the partial immunity to Haki.

Could top, hypothetically, but really does enjoy bottoming more. Will try topping if a partner really wants it, but feels weird and awkward the whole time - only realized that doing it despite his discomfort was not only not healthy but the partners who pushed and pushed for it from him were pushing the boundaries of consent at best. ((Had to talk Mihawk out of hunting the people down for a Talk, had to convince Crocodile and surprisingly Daz out of adding some extra bounties for it ((they still did))))

Will dom!! Enjoys being a power bottom honestly. Subbing is a guilty pleasure he rarely got to indulge in due to his absolutely insane trust issues, but once Mihawk and Crocodile earned that trust from him, he'll be the sweetest or brattiest sub on this planet, just for them

Really good with his mouth.

He's a screamer. Tries to stay quiet but never can on his own.

He falls apart sometimes during intense sex.

He's mortified by it, but he has a daddy kink and the first time he called one of his partners daddy he didn't even realize until Mihawk grabbed him by the neck just so, squeezed, forcing his head to tilt back and see blazing gold and molten violet just for someone to growl "cum for daddy, baby" and his vision went white. He was flustered for DAYS after that. ((Their light hearted teasing did not help, nor did their exploitation of the newly found On Button))

Exhibition kink but not publicly

Breeding kink

Size queen

Likes being manhandling

BIG on being marked up and claimed. ((11/10, would wear a collar if it could stay on permanently))

Together

Neither Crocodile or Mihawk had any opinion on makeup until Buggy - when they get to a certain point with his mascara and eyeliner running, lipstick smudged, eyeshadow casting his face in technicolor bruises, they are besotted and burning in equal measure.

Crocodile finds he apparently has a THING for his lovers in lace, something found purely by circumstance and he felt foolish for not ever noticing before. Is equally flustered when they both use it against him.

After Buggy's moment with calling them Daddy, something Awakened in Croc and Hawk. Words like Sir and Master were familiar but this? Ohhhh it hits Different.

They're all pretty partial to BDSM but they also can be really vanilla too. It's cute and sweet.

Buggy's thigh thighs get their own section ♡

Alright that's all I have rn but I hope you enjoyed!!!!

#buggy the clown #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #cross guild polycule #nsft #gender nonconforming buggy #trans buggy #trans crocodile #(????) Mihawk #witchy answers!!

[roseworth]

A who suffers more poll but it's batfam fans that actually read the comics vs dc fans who hate batman and the batfam

FHDKJFHSAKS

#this is not a serious poll so im gonna skew the results by giving my opinion #bc it is absolutely dc fans who hate batman #like it is sooooo annoying to be a bat fan and have to deal with. Those fans #but people that are just here for non bat content have nowhere to go #bc half of the books dc publishes are batman books and the other half have batfam cameos #AND you come on here and every dc tag is flooded with people relating random characters to the bats #like i think about john constantine fans #i dont know a lot about constantine but i DO know that his tags are overrun by dc x dp #or by people shoving him into the 'other character is shocked and scared by the batfam' trope #and dont even get me started on the roy harper tag

[the-acid-pear]

The thing about the painter analog that people don't get and makes them hate it is that at heart this isn't a serious horror story. This is pure gore not only for the sake of gore but for the sake of camp. Once I was talking of to my dad laughing at the guy who had his face sanded off and he was like yeah not new they did that in Jason already 🙄 which was later reinforced by UrbanSpook admitting this is inspired by those old 80s slasher which should tell you everything.

I'm saying this bc i saw a video pairing it with Playground and the incest game and while I don't know the second I watched a video on playground once and the difference is that that book is trying to tell a story and say something on top of the gore but the later makes it hard to care. Which is kind of the issue another "gone too far" piece of media my beloved A Serbian Film runs into where you cannot take yourself too seriously if you also want to show over the top violence or you'll lose the audience.

OF COURSE there are exceptions like Hostel, Saw and 😏 the human centipede ☺️ (cocksucker for that movie and it's more serious points, though it barely counts bc the gore is very tame save for in 2) and I couldn't exactly tell you what's the difference between what makes them work and what doesn't but still.

But I'm getting off topic I'm not here to say which media is good or not I'm here to point out the painter is not a serious story that asks you to care for the characters it's a over the top schlocky gore that asks you to go GROOOOSS or laugh at the over the top brutality it presents. Which is very standard in horror.

#luly talks #urbanspook #the painter analog horror #also yes actually I'll mention THC again bc that movie is deemed to go ''too far'' which is joked about often in its sequels #in 3 after the inmates at the prison watch the movie they echo the opinions of the public (calling the director sick saying he'd be jailed #etc except for my best friend who GETS IT and is laughing ILY BESTIE) and 2 is a direct response to the reaction of 1 #while 1 is an extremely fucking tame horror movie BY ALL FUCKING MEANS (1 surgery scene and its so clean. after that just a tad bit of blood #and some minor infection) they made a movie that ACTUALLY went too far #and i ironically enough hate it despite appreciating this bc it just isn't fun for me. because it's trying a bit too hard. #but in case you don't know. one of the links of the centipede is a pregnant woman. she escapes and gives birth in the car. baby falls on the #brakes. she steps on its head. #pointing it out since children seem to be the point ppl go THIS IS TOO FAR #i personally found the baby squishing the highlight of the movie. second to that is. the barbed wire rape #which i didn't like because i don't enjoy seeing women be raped in my movies but its like #so funny man. literally bro put barbed wire on his cock. like that's just iconic #what shit like this and the painter are trying to achieve is simple shock. and that's FUN. #if you dont find it fun that's literally okay it simply isn't your piece of cake but that doesn't mean its bad or it shouldn't exist. #like i still see ppl insult it like GROW UP... THIS KIND OF HORROR HAS EXISTED FOREVER STOP BEING SUCH A BABY MAN

[tvckerwash]

hmmm I'm thinking about wash's stance on the training accident and I think it would be so funny if he gave maine a lecture about it afterwards

#they have a whole moment together that essentially boils down to wash telling maine that he's should know better and that bad orders exist #and maine is genuinely sorry because he knows it was a bad call and he tells wash that #and wash replies with “I know you are but I'm not the one who you should be apologizing too.” #wash treating maine like he's a human being with thoughts and feelings instead of a mindless weapon my beloved #maine is not happy about having to apologize to york btw. idk why we all decided that maine hates york but it's so funny #maine is a man of few words and he cannot stand the fact that york is incapable of shutting the fuck up lol #rvb #red vs blue #agent maine #agent washington #mine #lina lectures wyoming later after she knows that york is going to be okay #I really like the idea of wash being beta squads field leader and when he and ct get bumped up he shares leader duties w lina #lina is probs a commissioned officer so she technically outranks wash in under regard but she's probably fresh out of the academy when shes #recruited for pfl and commissioned officers are expected to learn the ropes from enlisted nco's so I like to think that she #really values wash's opinion on stuff and she feels confident knowing that she can look to him #the other freelancers could've done the same thing but they're all kinda. you know. so wash got the position by virtue of being the only gu #who had the balls to go up to lina and make the proposition of *gasp* cooperation #i actually have a hc that when wash and ct were first moved up and were on their first mission w alpha squad #stuff was bad and wash sort of undercuts lina by giving south and maine different orders (bc they were also both previously beta squad) #and said orders ended up being the right call and carolina is kind of mad about wash ignoring her authority #so after they get debriefed wash apologizes to lina in the locker room for it bc it was not his intention to steal her thunder #and he asks if they can start over and maybe work something out #and lina accepts his apology and york is kinda balking bc the way wash words it sounds vaguely like he's asking her on a date #york gets no bitches and cannot complete with wash's earnest rizz bdhshj

[futuregws]

Anti caryl (?) post so just a heads up I guess. 🤦🏼‍♀️

"Everyone that looks at Daryl and Carol sees them as a romantic thing, they just have that vibe to them, most people don't look at them and think friends, everyone always assumes there will be more between them or they end up wanting more"

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You were saying... 👀

#Yes I do like being petty lmao #But that's bc if I get hate for giving my opinion on this an opinion that changes nothing then I get to be petty #The more hate I get the more petty I am #And I'm just trying to show an example of multiple people and there was more but I didn't have space who never saw them as romantic and yet #Those shippers still act as if the reason why they get to hate on others is bc their opinion is a majority (as if that's even an excuse) #When clearly it's not I've seen more people saying that they don't want them together then people that do #This is just another case of a fandom being loud af #Anyway you do you but let other people do what they want #* than #I ain't gonna delete all that for one typo ignore it lmao 😭 #The walking dead #Twd #Daryl dixon #carol peletier #anti caryl

[niishi]

Sensory issues that make me not want my hair to touch my neck/ears

vs.

chronic migraine disorder that can be triggered by wearing my hair up for too long or wearing anything on my head at all

vs.

ppl telling me they like me more with long hair&making me feel insecure about having short hair

#im gonna kms #its an every day issue #i dont have this problem when i have short hair #but i HATE feeling judged i get so hyperfocused on it and it makes me so sad and i cant cope w it tbh #its something i work tirelessly to change by trying to be mindful and not give a fuck but #its HARD #so many ppl express how much they like my long hair better and I just wish they'd keep it to themselves #bc now im like rlly insecure about having short hair again #idk.... i remember back in the day when i was working at the smoke shop and had short hair #there were a bunch of girls who would express how good it looked and how theyve always wanted short hair but #their face was too fat or it wouldnt look good on them #and i would encourage them and tell them if its what you want and it would make you happy then it will always suit you and look good #no one in this world has a “face” for short hair #all of our faces suit whatever hair we want for ourselves #but pol have this opinion based off of society constructed beauty standards #and will just outright way or imply #that you look better following those standards #i think ppl should find happiness and self confidence more attractive than adherence to beauty standards #i successfully convinced one of my coworkers and an old and younger customer to cut their hair short #and they were so bright and excited to show me after they did it #and i hyped them up to hell and back like it made me emotional bc it takes courage to embrace your happiness #despite others judgements #im just #not as brave anymore #im rlly tired tbh #anyways srry im just emotional bc my head hurts and im overstimulated from my hair touching my neck jshfjekduriwj

[cptnbeefheart]

i think i gotta pl;ay fallout 4 ..

#YAPPING this morninh #i tried watching the show i DIDNT LIKE IT. i would rather play the games #in middle school i tried fallout3 but i never felt incentivized to explore the world after getting out of the vault . #i think beth esda games are just like that though idk. ive been playing wolfing stein 2 (2017) and it feels like. beth esda uncharted #i think its just bc its an action adventure and you have like a little team and so far it hasnt been open world the way it was advertised #but ive been getting into the lore of the world in falloiut and im really enjoying it so maybe my game tastes have changed idk its worth a #shot :D i watched this video abt ghoul being an embodiment of the mythologized wild west genre in american pop culture history and how #pervasive a fantasy like that is. the continuation of manifest destiny and rooted in white supremacy yk. but also through the fallout lens #of 'Look at this idealized nuclear family/ american dream and look who it excludes look how it fails' and its really making me wanna try #playing again. i think one of my biggest flaws that i hate is that i cannot tolerate playing old games that are ugly in retrospect .... i #just cant.... i cant play the first red dead its too ugly im sorry... but i WILL research the lore and stuff #anyway thats why i think ill try 4. im just worried i wont like it bc you know.. i like platform action adventures.. not corny shit like #uncharted but idk maybe its an antiquated way of designing games but i like levels i like being given a campaign. i think my favorite way a #game works is like the way red dead does it. the story progresses but you can also explore on your own time. and the world changes as the #story progresses. idk i think i just maybe am not the target audience for any bethesda game LMFAO. anyway if anyone wants to give some #wise words regarding this Advice opinions etc feel free to send asks leave replies dm me :D

[autism-corner]

no im actually so mad about that last chapter.

why. the fuck. didnt you give us a choice for lucifer to kiss us. he just does it. theres no way im mistaken about that. every other brother you get to choose. i get that its probably 'plot relevant' but theres other fucking ways to make it happen. have him hold my hand or whatnot. despite the fact i would also absolutely despise that it wouldve been so much fucking better than whatever this was. besides the fact that kissing someone when theyre unconscious is already iffy, i could get past that if it were a fucking choice.

i dislike lucifer with every bone in my body. and for that to happen in canon feels so gross. if it were real and all i know that man would have no interest in me, and it'd be mutual. he's literally my least favourite character ever i think and. i just feel disgusting and betrayed.

#im still going to keep playing bc theres no way i can give up obey me #and i know i will get over this but. #yaknow #im just pissed off i guess #and i do feel right in feeling that way #no hate to the lucistans youre awesome but this isnt it. #im upsetty. #i wish i wouldnt hate lucifer bc if you really get past his mask he seems like a genuinely interesting and cool guy but. i just cant. #this dragged my opinion about nightbringer down by so much. great job /s #edit: its been brought to my attention that it can be seen as foreheadkisses (or like a kiss on the hand/whereever) and thats so much bette #sillyposting

[toytulini]

dont get mad at me this is a subjective opinion but like. like i enjoy stardew a lot and this is by no means a criticism, more of like. just a Wish.

I want a game very similar to stardew valley in terms of play and "difficulty" but animated/artstyle like, botw.

#toy txt post #if anyone gets on my ass about this i will turn reblogs off so fast im just wishing and this isnt even hating on the artstyle of stardew #more. wishing i could further customize the house and grow crops in botw or totk #you can do more house customization in totk but its still not enough also my house in totk is like. maxmimum number of buildings #which i cant remember? but its that many of just fish ponds stacked on top of each other in a spiral and then every blood moon i get that #many free easy sanke carp #anyway the point is i really loke both games and i dont hate the artstyle of stardew. but its not like my favorite? #also sorry for making this post more disclaimers than opinion at this point i just really want to get it across that i Like Stardew Valley #and i likw the artstyle and this is not like a call to action on the dev or a demand or anything it is me daydreaming about a game that #doesnt exist. also if i had the controls i have in botw maybe i wouldnt be getting mugged in the mines so much #also im a fake gamer so i dont know all the right terms but i know there are like Other Games that have like the exploration vibe and #probably the ability to customize a house and give gifts to ppl and shit however all the ones im thinking of......... #to be clear here when i say art like botw i dont just mean like oh expensive 3d rendering and all that shit. like a little but like #CRUCIALLY. NOT AIMING FOR REALISM. it (DAYDREAM GAME MADE UP) needs to be stylized bc #listen i was being nice w the sv i dont hate the stardew valley style. im not going to be nice here: i fucking despise games trying to look #like real life and real life ppl every single one ive ever seen is uncanny valley to me EVEN DESPITE the many advancements they have made. #i recognize theyve made a lot of advancements. and i recognize this is also a subjective opinion i hold. but i just think all the ones ive #ever seen are so fucking ugly stop trying to capture the realism just lean into some stylization please im begging youuu #the worst part is there are games whos premise i would probably find interesting? but theyre so fucking ugly im not spending over $40 on #that shit ESPECIALLY if it has the audacity to be first person pov #i can maybe be tricked into it in this regard if its heavily ocean centric. i can be bribed with ocean

[echthr0s]

I love it when fandom goes super hard for a character that I'm like "oh yeah he was there too, I guess" about

say "no Shepard without Vakarian" in front of me and I'll laugh you off the stage

#i like to think ''what if this alien character was a human'' and if they suddenly become EXTREMELY boring to me then.... yeah. #that's garrus to me #the fact that he's a cool bird alien is like. his one redeeming factor lol #but the fact of the matter is that there are many cool bird aliens in ME that also are interesting in general so #he's definitely the alistair of the party (i do like ali but i have to stress that that happened AFTER i'd made new headcanons for him) #(he's.... very much just the Average Joe companion. every party-based game has one. i think PoE did it best with edér bc he's fun) #(actually ME has 3 lol bc there's also the two very average humans. but yknow) #(remember that ''to me/in my opinion'' is implied in every one of these sentences. it just gets annoying to put that in EVERY time) #(also remember that me not giving two shits about garrus doesn't equal hating people who like garrus! do i need to say this #or do the people that follow me understand this without needing it explained. i'm hoping the latter but i'll say it anyway.)

[axellis-archv-2]

i just need to put these on my blog for science . ramram design evolution video is something

#📗 my post #ok heres my opinions: 2nd img caption was hilarious so i had to include it #i think the idea that they had w the nanites && stuff like that would definitely like........i guess sort of Explain his nemesis form kinda #like they said that he engineered it himself but they never really gave an explanation as of ...how or why #and overwatch typically does this they dont really like to give science explanations as far as i know #i.e. mercys heal tech on the wiki is just heal tech that she made . the most we even get is that at some point torb(?) made the sniper #the sniper that would end up being anas #so they never really tell you what it would be even in fancy fake science words #so anyway i think the idea of nanites if he figured it out && utilized it to make him a bigger protector figure would be interesting #if i even know what the nanites do . bc the nanites i think they talked abt being his primary fire so like how . would this work yknow #two nanites #dont look into my massive amount of tags too much i just love hearing information and wish i could learn but its unlikely if i will #also sorry abt the screenies for some reason they hate us and dont want liek . flat imgs they want to put them at angles like whatever . #link me to the artist get me the concept arts #edited first & 3rd images are my favorites obviously #like theyre so good i need more drawings of him moving around #✅ others selfships #🎆 ramattrα

[sidebaxolotl]

Here comes the part of the visit where im tired of my parents and want to leave.

#by the end of next week ill be gone so ill stick it out #i just wish they would stop talking to me #when i give my opinion im disrespectful or have an attitude. when i decide to just not talk to avoid drama they complain about me being cold #or distant. literally unwinnable scenario #i lowkey want to just go no contact but theyd get even more assmad about that #and i need a bit more money before i can reliably solo this shiz cause of my stupid loans #not super looking forward to going back to besties house either bc i hate her dog #im just taking so many Ls lmfaooo

[welcometoteyvat]

oooough ok i'm going to be salty for a sec

hate that there are only 2 types of graphics blogs: 1) popular blogs that have aesthetic usernames, probably at least 1k followers, and never tag ships even when the original post is clearly a ship post or 2) peddlers like me who talk into the void. it's so annoying to have to Wait for the larger network blogs or curator blogs to rb my shit to get any traction whatsoever. genuinely like people seem to see no worth in this kind of stuff unless it's about a just released character or a gif of the latest quest or something

it also Sucks that in a lot of cases, because graphics are someone's creative rewrapping and sometimes reimagining of the original content, people just give flat out no feedback when reblogging besides tagging the character in the post its So Annoying like i did not put in so much effort just to get nothing in response- I make shit once in a blue moon and only if I like a character not for any other sake, but if I'm talking to a brick wall all the time why would I even do it anymore

so fucking ugh yall suck sometimes . do not get me started on genshin tumblr's shitty reblog to like ratio

#open at will: hater behavior #i try my best to give comments in the tags almost all the time and reblog liberally #and sometimes i just want that to be reflected onto my work too #my graphics aren't the best but im just idk. exploding ig #I HATE HAVING NO DRAWING ABILITIES BC THE ONLY CONTENT THAT GETS ANYWHERE ARE THINGS THAT FIT INSIDE THE TRADITIONAL DEFINITION OF ART #instead of writing or editing or whatever the hell #its SO PATHETIC having to wait for larger blogs to pick up my post its so sad idk #yes i will keep doing this yes i will keep yelling about it because in my opinion it's deeply unfair #ARGH. also the other thing that gets traction is popular ship posts which I have the misfortune to dislike or not care about the 10 #most popular ships in this fandom

[smfstump]

my current favorite work pastime is asking my boss his opinions on different bands/artists because his takes are just so fucking out of pocket and wild

#whizzy speaks #here's the highlights #he hates fleetwood mac #thinks bruce springsteen is 'fine i guess' #says. and i quote. he fucking hates billy corgan'' #he prefers covers of songs by the who to the originals #only likes a single styx song (come sail away) #saw mcr during warped tour 2005 and called them 'whiny mommy's boys' #the literal only opinions of his i agree with are he likes the misfits and the offspring #fr i often will just text him an artist just to see what he says #i still give him shit over the fleetwood mac though i do NOT allow stevie nicks haters in my store #he did say he had never heard of fall out boy so they must be irrelevant but he said that just to get me pissed off lol #i knew he was lying bc he had told me about seeing them years ago