I really hope tonight is the night I die in my sleep randomly I don't wanna be here tomorrow.💋
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What do you take for a headache when it shows up???
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when someone posts like . cropped out of context porn and then someone in the comments is like ‘the video is cum fest 62 [ insert link here ]’ and all the replies are like ‘you’re such a man of culture … i shall take my leave but you must be aware that my hat is off to you’ just say you’re gonna jack off
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What I have to say today is that:
•Till Lindemann is a lyrical genius.
•Whoever buys me Rotting Christ/ Rammstein tickets will get proposed to
• I am never going to that part of downtown again.
Thats all, good day to you.
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worst shift of my life i hope someone has mercy on me and tucks me into bed and locks my bedroom door tomorrow so i dont have to go to work in the afternoon
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The last week has really shown me what "If it isn't one thing it's another" means and I swear I just need a break for a few hours 😓
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I think we all need to just take a moment and talk about young Tess cause-
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OK I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE *EVISCERATES EVERY FOREIGNER WHO VLOGS THEIR TRIPS TO THE PHILIPPINES*
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also BAN THE SHOUTOUTS ALREADY
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
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I HATE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS 😭 then there's a part where there's love, and it's wearing really thin..
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