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the-house-of-auditore-frye · 3 years

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Random Ice cream headcanons for some of my fav's

Post includes: Ezio Auditore, Jacob Frye, Charles Vane, Kuai Liang, Hanzo Hasashi and Seto Kaiba

Modern!Ezio Auditore

♡Ezio and his s/o were on a date when his s/o saw a new " Traditional Gelato" shop and convinced Ezio to go in

♡Ezio tried one of those tester spoons before concluding that this was ice cream and not traditional gelato

♡Bless the poor chashier that asked him what the difference was

♡This prompted a 20 minute explanation from Ezio about the difference between gelato and ice cream at which point the manager was called to the front to calm down the Angry Italian

♡Ezio and his s/o ended up leaving and going to a supermarket where he spent another 10 minutes in the ice cream isle trying to find an authentic Italian Gelato

♡Eventually he found one he liked so he and his s/o went back home where he immediately grabbed a spoon and ate a scoop

♡He picked up the phone and called the complaint line so that he could recite his rant about gelato while s/o watched in awe

♡His s/o took him for cupcakes next time

Modern!Jacob Frye

♡So you know those weird flavours of ice cream like Bacon? Those flavours that make you think "what weirdo would buy this?" Yeah. That weirdo would be Jacob

♡So Jacob and his s/o would buy ice cream and despite all the warnings from his s/o, Jacob would buy bacon flavour insisting he will like it

♡Long Story Short: he doesn't like it. Cue the attempt at trying to switch with his s/o:

♡"Would you like to swap flavours? The bacon flavour is really good!" "No thanks Jacob."

♡"You know, your flavour looks terrible but don't worry, I will be your hero and take the bullet by giving you my ice cream!" "I'm fine, thanks Jacob."

♡Jacob ended up walking all the way home with a tub of melted Ice cream... he never bought bacon flavoured ice cream again

Modern!Charles Vane

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♡ He will religiously eat Rum and Raisin as in he will refuse any other flavour: R&R or nothing

♡He especially likes to buy tubs of it to keep at home so he can pour extra rum on top

♡"C'mon s/o, I'm just adding a bit of flavour"

♡Unfortunately he always adds too much so when Edward comes to visit, it goes along the lines of "Hey s/o?" "Yeah?" "Why is Vane crying over the notebook?" "... He ate a lot of ice cream"

Kuai Liang

♡So another headcanon I have is that while Liang is fairly good at controlling his jealousy, all that jealous aggression found another outlet: ice cream

♡Bartender winks at his s/o? He will brush it off. Ice cream vendor winks at his s/o? He will lose it.

♡This didn't help when the Kombat Krew found out his s/o liked ice cream so they'd always take his s/o out to get some, much to Liang's annoyance

♡No one will forget the time Johnny and Cassie took his s/o to get ice cream and when they came back, they told everyone how it was the most ice cream they have seen in their lives. 5 minutes later when Liang's s/o went into the Kitchen they found a huge ice sculpture filled with ice cream

♡Once Liang's s/o figured this out, they would go get coffee instead of ice cream but it was fine since a) Kuai Liang makes the best ice cream and b) he will always make it any time of day or night!

Hanzo Hasashi

♡Poor Hanzo

♡He tried- he really did... But he just couldn't have ice cream without it melting

♡He tried everything: cones, tubs, eating it on waffles and stuff etc

♡But everytime it melted. This would make him angry and the residual heat from getting angry would melt his s/o's ice cream anyway even if they were a foot away from him

♡Hanzo's s/o came up with a solution substitute for ice cream: marshmallows! He could melt the marshmallows right to the point between solid and melted which meant the crisis was averted!

Seto Kaiba

♡Kaiba will never admit it but ice cream is his vice

♡He always takes Mokuba with him so that if Yugi and the gang see him, he can say it's for Mokuba

♡But secretly he loves it

♡When he and his s/o start dating and they look for places to eat, Kaiba will always take them down Streets with ice cream shops

♡He'll also coincidentally stop to check his phone right outside an ice cream shop and play dumb when his s/o suggests they go in

♡He'd also open a duel monster themed ice cream stand in KaibaLand... for Mokuba of course

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my-soliloquy-chamber · 4 years

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I’m in Kingston and the Assassin contract sent me to Port Royal, and I’m going around getting chests when I recognize where I am and my heart sinks. This is the prison where they held Edward and Anne. This is where Mary and Jack and Vane dies.

I don’t know why it didn’t click the first time I played the game, but it sure clicked now. My poor heart ached and I just had to get out of there.

I’m currently on the other side of the map going around the uncharted islands taking pictures of birds and taking down navy ships. If I refuse to further the story, no one gets hurt. Except the navy sailors I guess.

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kisstheassassins · 4 years

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Hi! If HC requests are still open can I get one with Charles Vane returning to Nassau from like a super long voyage and surprising his s/o? Please and thank you?

I haven’t written for Vane yet so this is going to be fun!

He hadn’t planned on being back so soon. He told you the time in which he thought he would be away from home. And you.

It was still long. He thought it would take five months. But it was three instead. So you had it in your head you would see him next summer.

Being gone three months and knowing you would be back there waiting for him almost seemed like a dream. Vane didn’t like it when people depended on him, made him feel he needed to do better. Which made him feel rushed instead, and he hated it.

But with you he was anticipating it. He was excited but didn’t show it. Vane would often drift away blissfully with you in mind.

So when he called the mission off early and his objective complete, he makes haste back to Nassau.

He knows your work schedule, so Charles tries his best to be sneaky and telling people not to tell you he’s here.

He cleans himself up and changes clothing, trying to be a little fresher, but that’s about it. No flowers, no jewelry. Just him. Shouldn’t that be enough?

He’s sitting by the window at the table drinking a bottle of rum when you walk in. When he announces himself, you nearly drop everything in your hands.

“Hello, darlin’,” he suavely says. That accent could cut you, and it sends shivers down your spine every time.

You look at him in utter disbelief, and he’s living for it. He chuckles lowly.

He steps closer and opens his arms wide.

“No hug for your beloved husband? I’ve been waiting so long to see you.”

Once you’ve adjusted to everything that’s when the tears come. He’s finally home, and you crash into his arms, his own immediately enveloping you.

He tries to calm you down, but is honestly so in love with how you’re reacting right now. Charles feels so calm and loved, seeing how much you’ve missed him.

He’ll sit with you on the bed and hold you a little longer in silence before pulling away to look at you.

Charles feels weak and vulnerable in this moment, wiping away your tears and caressing your cheek. He smiles warmly before going in for a long awaited kiss.

And more thank likely, It goes onto more than just a kiss.

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