#E-BOW. EEEEE

[historyfagjoshi]

‘Ah yes, I’m going to let this vaguely educational podcast play in the background while I work for some white noise’

Nasally American accent: ‘The IG-BOW tribe of AFRICA’

#not art #ITS PRONOUNCED #E-BOW. EEEEE #SORRY MELVYN BRAGG OF BBC IN OUR TIME #HOW COULD I HAVE EVER BETRAYED YOU #I HATE AMERICANS AND THEIR STUPID ACCENTS #NOT SORRY

[ydalyz79]

Shesh how to start.

Before we start our apology speech ni nang leighan (baw), let us bow our heads and feel the presence of our l/ord (charizxzx atheist kaw gale oki).

Tangina sorry dun gane (affectionate). We didn't mean to cause ruckus (does not expect it to happen istgfrfr) and we know that one apology won't fix sh*ts pro gago kami mo so wala ka choice piriton mo dulang.

Pateah. haha sorry. sorry sa lahat haha. ayaw talaga samin ng mundo, life is so unfair. sensya na ah eto lang kasi kami. walang kwenta sana di nalang kami pinanganak haha, we're just simple person kasi, lowkey.

Sorry (♾️) bisan way kita gapati sa infinity kay sala ja ka bracelet ni Hannah nga infinity. Man-an namon sala namon ni nang leighan kag sorry sa tanan nga sala namon, ikaw ang nagakabuhi kag nagahari sa tanan nga mga tuig sa mga katuigan ame—

(dipota kacringe untatan ta ja nang lei)

final na ba wala magbebenta sakin ? sige naiintindihan ko naman. salot naman kasi ako sa mundo. wala na ako ginawa kung hindi gumastos sa papel na may mukha ng idol. sorry ha sana di nalang ako nagtanong. gusto ko lang naman talaga malaman kung wala eh. pero ok sige haha sorry

UEE😭🥺💧eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE 🥺🥺😭UUUUUE 😭🥺💧🥺😭ue 💧 ee😭🥺💧ue🥺 e e e 😭. e 💧🥺😭 Uueuue. 💧💧 ue 😭🥺 ee e 🥺🥺😭 eUEE 💧🥺💧 EEE💧💧😭 UE 🥺😭 EE H 💧🥺😭 E EUU 💧🥺😭UEEHH🥺💧😭💧EUEH 🥺😭💧💧eu e 😭😭 eeeee💧💧💧uu 🥺😭hh 😭🥺 uUEEE 🥺😭💧 uuuue. 💧😭🥺😭 ueeeeeee💧

babe, kala ko ba mahal mo ko ? we can work things out naman, diba ? susukuan mo na ba talaga ako ? ganon nalang yung pinagsamahan natin ? balewala lang sa’yo ? nasasaktan din ako, g. putanginamo bitch umuwi ka na tagal na kita hinahanap kang puta ka kung ayaw mo umuwi sakin sana di ka nalang ginawa tanginamo masunog ka na bitcj punyeta

Sorry sorry sorry kung nakalab-ot ka pa gi. Man-an namon nga sa part nga nagtukar pagkagago namon kag nagdecide kami nga tripingan kaw sala namon to. Gago kami katama mo HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAGHISJ man-an namon may balik to. Ti kay nagbacklash??? Nag-angga pa kami yudipota (again apeksyoneyt)!

Sorry dun ngirit kadun jan kay magasto pa ta sa dimsum next week linte.

Sige that's all. Utang ka pilipinas/10 para sa effort. -√9272663388282727929163638182636 para sa waay pulos nga message nga puro lang copy pasta.

[reilliane]

Mischief ✤ Xiao

M i s c h i e f

A/N: (Cough) This is Red/Beta Xiao, sweeties ;) 

✤ she/her

Words: 2k

➸ Tease (Sequel)

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The Lantern Rite—it's a pretty neat event to come across once in a year in the region of Liyue. Miles away, you'll already see the resplendent glow of floating lanterns. From your place at Wangshu Inn, it's a beautiful sight to be granted a view of. One can say that for a few nights, the harbor is something straight out of your childhood fairytales.

Usually, you'd head down to mingle with those mirthful humans, accompanied by Ganyu—though she seems to busy this time hence her unavailability.

As an Adeptus, your duty is to tend to the welfare of Liyue, but after the abolishment of your contract with Rex Lapis and the Adepti leaving the land in the clutches of humans, you're left with nothing to do. 

Upon your own will, however, you chose to stay and look after the region you've been calling home for centuries.

Your playful, amicable personality often struck mortals as odd, given that you're someone who's known for slaughter.

The Adepti tales may soon be obsolete, but your closeness to the people deem you as some kind of a belamour, one that you hold with modest pride. Your Adeptus 'housemate' (a one-sided calling), on the other hand, thinks differently of your eumoiriety, deeming it instead as something that is downright troublesome and insignificant.

Did you let that deter you though? Of course not.

Hence why you made him the target of your constant teasing—or playful banter, as you'd like to call it.

Obviously, the Yaksha is less than amused, and often took the time to skedaddle someplace else whenever you're near his latibule. In his unfortunate case, though, he's stuck with you for the rest of indefinite years.

This particular evening, however, you ceased your teasing.

Xiao is rather sentimental during these kinds of festivities and he's normally nowhere in the Inn when it's time for Lantern Rite. With Ganyu holed up somewhere in her office, you're alone in attending this event. 

Not like you minded it, you've always been alone until you've been granted the miracle of encountering the Geo Archon centuries ago.

You're in the middle of writing your wish on a parchment paper when thundering steps paired with frightened squeals and laughter earned your undivided attention, already on high alert. 

Despite this, you're still accidentally pushed aside a second later, the darting figure of a certain outlander towards the shadows garnering your surprise.

Aether?

"Excuse us, my lady!"

"Eeeee! Run away, quick!"

You jump to the side, frantically holding the parchment close lest it flies away.

Xingqiu?

Xiangling?

A smile tugs on your lips at the sight of them giggling away in their small hiding place (though you're not entirely sure why they're laughing in the first place), when someone taps you on the shoulder.

"Adeptus [Name]! Our sincere apologies." Chongyun bows his head, genuinely sorry, even if there's a hint of amusement in his twitching lips.

There's a faint trace of a spell that's emanating from his body. You're able to notice it right away since you excel in the arts of exorcism and alchemy. The remnant of it is something peculiar, though, since it's the first time you've ever encountered it. 

There are multiple arts privy only to a clan, so you are surprised only by a little when you came across this one.

"You may have a.. er, situation." the exorcist explains with a bashful ruffle of his hair. He opens his lips to explain more when he sees the frantic waving of his friends on their equally frantic faces.

"You lot! Get back here!"  a voice thunders and you didn't think you've ever seen Chongyun go as pale as paper itself before he scurries away with another apology.

The bellow mixes in with the festive ambience and sounds, drowning out immediately in strange harmony as the ground shakes a little to accompany the harsh landing of someone—someone you didn't think would even set foot on the docks in this time. But he's still here, and that's alarming already.

With a chill running in your spine—because who in the living hells was able to enrage the Yaksha enough to get him running?—you hesitantly turn to try and rectify the problem.

Whatever that is.

For the second time, you're knocked to the side ungracefully, albeit this time you're quick to regain your balance.

To your bafflement, the look on the Yaksha's face is nothing short of exasperation. Never in your years of knowing him has he openly shown his vexation, so it took you completely off guard when he's storming through the crowd in search of the teens. 

And is that the only thing that surprised you this eventide? Certainly not.

With your voice evidently laced with confusion, you call his name—and he stops.

"... Xiao?" you test again.

He's already in front of you after you blinked, gusts and trails of Anemo wisping away at his back as he keeps your stare. You're about to ask what's gotten him so worked up when you freeze, eyes twitching and cheeks flushing when you come to realize that—

"Hello, [Name]."

You blink.

Since when does he say he—wait a minute—

"H-hey, what's this all of a sudden?!" you shriek, appalled as you thrust your hands to push him away to create some space in between, "What's with all the red—a-and where for the love of Morax, is your shirt!?"

Not used at the sight, you attempt your best not to look at anything even with your averted eyes. Through your cursed peripheral, however, you can see how his top is reduced to nothing but a crimson breastplate with the same pauldron, though now there's a thick braided thread that dangled and circled the width of his shoulders. In the stead of his usual necklace is now a collection of white pearls with three sharp fangs.

There's also this crimson scabbard hanging by his waist and—is that a sword?

Why would he need—

A chuckle resonates and you think for a second that, maybe you're dreaming, because since when does this man ever chuckle—much less laugh—out in the open?

Your voice for banter is nonexistent when his finger lands on your cheek to gently push your stare back unto his own, feeding you the sight of a rare smile that erratically hammered your already flustered heart. His eyes are chartreuse, dim traces of its golden hue remaining as streaks in his irises, and the diamond is a fathomless hue of crimson.

Even the streaks in his hair are hued red.

You gulp when he lowly chuckles again.

Oh, this is bad.

"You're just the person I'm looking for," he speaks, voice husky from the bellow a minute earlier.

Bystanders start scurrying at the suffocating aura radiating from one of the revered Adepti as you swallow again, inching your steps back when he moves forward, seemingly not having any intention to back off. Clutching the parchment tightly to the point that you fear it'll be torn apart, you stammer.

"U-uh, is that so?" you squeak when the back of your waist hits the railing that forbids people from toppling over to the waters, "I-er—thought you were looking for Aether and the rest!"

Snickering, Xiao bends forward, arms on either of your sides with his hands clasping the wooden rail, caging you.

Oh Morax, personal space, my personal bubble, stopstopstopstop—

His features display an uncharacteristic look of amusement mixed with mischief, an expression you didn't think you'd see on his face, ever. But here he is looking like the exact picture you deem was impossible.

"I was," he admits, his finger daringly tracing the outline of your jaw before lightly tugging at your [c] locks with a tiny smile, "Those pesky lot decided to play an elaborate prank of sorts. But I can't say I'm too mad, I managed to find you, after all."

The puzzle pieces begin to set and lock one after the other, vivid images of Aether running with the others; their panicked squeals, Chongyun's trace of a used spell.. oh, is this what he's talking about when he apologized? This 'situation'?

Well, this is more than a 'situation'!

Is this even Xiao? Is this the same person who likes to eat snow?

And what does he mean by that!?

Your silence piquing a mischievous chord within, the Yaksha's lips curl up, pearly whites appearing as he hooks one arm around your waist—then brings you forward and ultimately, flushed against him.

Red explodes all over your cheeks as you raise the parchment and tip your head away, the thin slip of paper the only item that prevents both of your faces from making contact.

"AAHH—What are yoU DoiNG?! Adeptus Xiao, this is most definitely noT—"  

"Who's the flustered one now?" he drawls out with another chuckle, the streaks of his maroon hair dangerously framing the side of your face as his other hand comfortably settles on your waist. Fingers pressing a little harder on your sides, he laughs at your attempt of explaining things.

You think you don't mind if you ascend to Celestia now.

Is this what you get for all those small, harmless pranks you sent his way?

"Not proper?" he wonders, finishing your words and you frantically nod your head, fearing that your voice will only crack.

He hums aloud, "Why don't you pull away then?"

The color on your face deepens.

But most of all—you don't move.

His breathy laugh hammers the restless pounding in your chest even more, bringing it to levels you would've died from if you're ever a mortal. The Adeptus gently pries your hand away, unveiling the delicate smirk resting on his visage. You notice how his eyes are less green now, leaning more on the tints of gold, which may or may not indicate the time limit of whatever trick the exorcist pulled on him.

The Yaksha leans forward, zooming closer and closer and your breath hitches, until—

"OoOoOooOhhh! Look at them go!"

You immediately pull back with a mad blush, hands against him like you did a while ago.

There are several shrieks and hushes when you direct your gaze towards the origin, finding Xingqiu wildly scolding Xiangling for being too loud, with Aether and Chongyun trying to get their attention. Xiao, displeased with the interruption, reluctantly parts away from you and scouts the crowd who avoided his eyes.

When his optics land on the small group huddling behind Yi'nian's food stall, with said man in question whistling away in dismissal. 

"Well there they are," says the Adeptus with a vexed huff, one that softens when he looks back at you with a timid smile, "I'll come back for you."

His lips land on your cheek before you can say anything.

Rex Lapis, I'm ready to join my fellow Adepti in Celestia.

"Hhk—" Aether ducks further under the cart, tugging the exorcist with a whispered plan. Ignoring the still bantering pair beside them, he hurriedly explains things that may save their lives if done immediately.

Only, he's a little late to suggest it.

"—Suddenly I think we need to make almond tofu so we can plead for our live—rUN!"

"Get back here!"

You're left standing with a hand on your still incredibly red face, the frightened screeches from your friends echoing in the blissful chatter amongst the crowd. You don't know what just happened, but you're not complaining. 

There's a goofy grin that's stretching your lips as you hustled to create a lantern for yourself, recalling the short moments you lived through earlier.

The Adeptus hasn't returned even after an hour passed, so you speculated that he's brought back to... to his normal self.

Your speculation is revealed to be true when the next day comes brightly and you bump into him at the balcony of the Inn, his appearance perfectly back in place.

Only there's one thing off about him that made you giggle playfully.

Xiao's face turns scarlet at the sight of you before he, flustered, storms away whilst murmuring something about hunting the outlander and his buddies for the second time.

It's only at least half an hour later when you hear the distant shrieking somewhere in the harbor.

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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　To the Scrying Glass　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

#beta xiao #red xiao #xiao x reader #red xiao x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact fluff #xiao fluff #reader insert #ficlet #female reader

[teenyweenynightghost]

Omg

omG

I was listening to zitti e buoni and let me share my thoughts👁👄👁

So you’ve been friends with the band for quite a long time

And you’ve listened to their practice sessions many times

This time should be no different hm?

Wrong

Because a few days ago you let it slip that you weren’t against having multiple people in your bed

And they were gonna take full advantage of that information

So the song starts, damiano singing the lyrics while eye-fucking you

Doing the whole bow thing

Making sure that you were looking at his fingers or mouth

Then at the buonasera signore e signori

Vic and thomas come by

Just like they always do

Vic gets behind you, thomas to your side, and you start stroking his inner thigh, thus making him miss a few notes

Oops

Then damiano crouches down and tilts your chin upwards so you’re looking at him at nawhhhhhhh

Ha ha ha ha ha

Then the rapping part

He starts doing that open legged squat

Which would be fine

If he was wearing pants

EEEEE

Then comes chorus

All is good

You’re fucking horny while the others are having the time of their life

Then VICS SOLO

She comes strutting towards you, kicks you down, keeping her foot on your chest for a few seconds, then sitting down in your chest, moving back and forth while she plays her bass

Then. Damiano’s parla

He comes behind you and steps on your hair, with each repetition pressing harder

Then at ethans drum solo

Vic takes advantage of the break and spits in your mouth

Now you being a blushing and horny mess you try to recollect yourself

But damiano starts stripping himself of the few clothes he has on

And then thomas’s final guitar part

Again you stroke his thigh, going even higher this time

And damiano finished the song with the final verse, staring right into your eyes

One its over, ethan takes his time repaying himself for having to miss out on your fun🥴

I have no idea where this came from. Im sorry for my brain but also not

Bye❤️🖤

#maneskin #victoria de angelis #damiano david #ethan torchio #thomas raggi #måneskin

[og-doubletrouble-kinnie]

SPOP Season 4 notes

Spoilers obvi

Gonna be a bit different from my s3 notes, as I’m p much just gonna liveblog stuff here- Since I dont wanna spoil my friends... Rip 😔

Ep 1:

Mom: Icecream cake :-D me, sobbing: Mom I love you

Every time my mom does something I cry. I love and miss her sm

YALL JUST HURTIN PERFUMA LIKE THIS-

WHY CAN THE SWORD BE A MOP-

Ya know I always thought Hordaks red teeth were fuckin weird af

GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA

GO GET MY GIRLFRIEND YOU UGLY KITTY

EMILYYYYYYYYY AWAAAA

They really out here just reusing the princess prom outfits huh?

Really though I swear if Entrapta doesnt come back I’ll scream. You cant just trade in my beautiful amasing gf for me. I know I’m great but I swear.

Rip Auntie Angella.... 😔

I wasn’t even there for the corrination- I kinda feel bad for that but... I was alittle busy... With somethin- Hell if I know what.

HELL YEAH QUEEN GLIMMERRR

Oh hot diggity Catra-

Look I may not like her but I can really respect her tactics....

EP 2:

Okay what does Perfuma have against the crimson wastes- Hopefully its (Rightful) fear!

Oh nooo the gooooo

One does not simply call Adora soft

Aweeee Perfuma and Bow bonding...

Perfuma is cacti-phobic hahahaha

O.O Wheres the ship

Huntara eats sand and theres nothing you can do about it.

OOOO NEW TOWN NEW TOWN NEW TOWN

MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME

AH YES MY FIRST WORDS ARE BEING SCORPIA AND FLIRTING WITH CATRA. HOW FITTING.

God im so dramatic I love it

Perfuma Im so proud of you bb

Hot take? Perfuma x Huntara

AWEEE IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYY

Honestly being Catra was always fun

Ep 3:

Pajamas Catra? Catra without her headband? Wild shit. Wild shit.

She cute tho ngl

Oh hecc its time to fuck with the rebels-

I s2g its rly lookin like my tl may just be flip flopped on which side I helped- Idk... its only ep 3 jfkbgf

Wittle moth society... so cute...

Flutterina... Adorable

SHE RA CAKE

The moth town leader is adorable. Precious old lady. I love her. her design is amazing. 10/10 I love her

Wait what-

Ohhhh my god what happened-

Catra if you dont start appreciating Scorpia right this second I swear to god I will appreciate her myself.

Flutterina is so precious. All her fangirling...

Are we gonna explorer the whole.. reaction catra has every time someone mentions the Portal??

MAGICAL SACRED BOND TIME

FLUTTERINA IS A PRECIOUS BABY AND I LOVE HERRR

SCORPIAAAA SIS GET OVER HERE LEMME HUG UUUU

Oh....

OH

O H

OKAY

I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS

Ep.4

Spinerella and nettossa are precious 100%

Okay but I’m right. tiny cute and pink. I didnt even catch it. I done fooled myself.

Am cutie

GRANDMAS BA C K BOIISSSSS

god I love shadow weaver. I miss her sm

B O BB N O

OKAY SPOT ON BO IMPRESSION!

IM SO CUUUTTTEEE

Yaaayyyyy Catras having fun!

WEAVER LIKES DAISIES. PRECIOUS. AWA. GWANDMAAAA

She makes great bait and u know it.

Oh no are the gfs fighting-

Catra legit thought glimmer was me I love this-

CATRA WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER TASTES LIKE-

..... Okay literally as I type thet I get mems of her eating glitter okay cool

Ohhh That was cool-

Hey Catra dont hide your grateful attitude you dick

God I love these girlfriends

LET WEAVER BE GOOD ADORA

This is cute

Ep 5

Kyle you precious little boy

Oh are they finally gonna develop these three?

Ditzy light hope is cute light hope

SHES ALL SMILEYYYY

I love Kyle launie and roheleo... Precious

“I made a crystal :-D”

“I know what will help!” “no dont-”

Kyle I love you

“Oh trust me the information is never gonna load for you.”

Lookit these... three siblings.... Blessed babes

COMPUTER MOM HAS EMOTIONS

AWA

KYLE BABY NOOO

HARD SQUINTING AT LIGHT HOPE

EP 6

Oh boi Scoria episode here we go

God I love that she kept Emily....

Scorpia is too bright and cheery for the hoarde. Redeem her damnit

Hecc I hate that Im being so mean to the best friend squad but oooog its so fun to watch

Emily’s personality is so cuuuteee -w-

Emily scared of Catra.. precious

SCORPIA YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER-

I wanna hug her so bad

Hehehehehehe >:)

Damnit Bo, ruining my work-

CRYING

Scorpias entrapta impression tho

SCORPIA YOU TOUCH THAT GARNET GOD DAMNIT

Im gonna cry, emilys recordings....

GOD I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND-

..... Whats goin on with the Garnet...

LET GLIMMER BE DARK

THE GREATEST HUGS, SCORPIA. GREATEST HUGS

Emily youre so smart.

SCORPIA FINALLY KNOWIN SHES WORTH BETTER HELL YEAH YOU GO SISTER

Catra rly needs a hug tbh

OHHHH HELL YESSSSSS

God I wanna know more about the scorpion kingdom....

Ep 7

Mermista you are too happy when holding everyone in a room against their will

OH OKAY THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY

SPOILERS MERMISTA

Ohhh hohoho I am lovin this story~

Shadow weaver bein an embarassing mom to Adora, adorable

Adora was absolutely suspicious of Weaver in my tl 100% Sure I made her more trusted, but Adora is stubborn

BFDJKGBFJKD ENTRAPTAS HELPERS ARE IN THE CASTLE

Ooooooo This is a great ep...

Ohh Im having fun arent I~

Ohhhhhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiit Rip selenious

Ep8

I hope yallre keepin an eye on me, Or I’ll get out >:-)

Awee depressed baby :-(

SHANTYYYY

OH THIS IS PRECIOUS

Seahawk this is a terrible idea....

This better be a musical episode

BDHJFBD WRONG KIDNAPPERS

I love depressed mermista

Return of the she-mop!

Oooo seahawk past....

Awee Catra misses Scorpia

And is finally realizin shes gone

O u c h poor Seahawk

OW GLIMMER

HELL YEAH MERMISTA

“A SEAGULL TOLD ME!”

Oooo Catra, a natural born killer~

I love bein able to finally see Octavia in action

Low key musical Ep, hell yesssss

I already shipped mermista and seahawk but this ep... Is just makin me ship it more....

SCORPIA HAS MOMS

The fact that it took this long for Catra to finally go to scorpias room and check on her

How the fuck do the boats work

Ep 9

OHHHHH Razz gets the sheras mixed up thats honestly so cute-

Razz... I lov u

I love her refrences to the old charas

Razzzz awe precious.. The first time...

Oooo I love seein Mara

AWEE LIGHT HOPE SOFT FOR MARA

Good I feel bad for Razz tbh??? hoppin back and forth between Sheras

MARAS TRANSFORMATIONNNNN

God she looks so much better than Adora holy fuck

NOOO RAZZ DONT CRYYY

HOLY FUCKING SH I WHAT THE F U CFDHFDJBKJGBSKED

Hot fucking damn I didnt expect this what the sh iiiiiii

I STILL WANNA HUG RAZZ-

Ep 10

DAMN IM SO COLD XD

That fuckin POOF

PLEAAASSEE LET ME AND WEAVER BOND PLZ I WANT MY GRANDMAAAAA

Let Frosta nap 2020

SCORPIAAAA

DONT SNEAK UP BEHIND SCORPIA

Daaaamn Catra... Go take a nap hun, you look terrible

Oh sweetie.....

Glimmer please you didn’t see what they saw.

Aaaannnnd Okay the queenliness is goin to her head cool

SCORPIA BABYYYY

Caaaatttrrraaaaa

LOOPY LOOP BETRAYAL

God I love them learning the ship

FBHJSDBFSJHVFD OH MY GOD FAKE TEARS

SHE DID IT IM SO PROUD OF HERRR

Ep11

Eeeeee I hope they find my blessed gorl.....

Whats swifty hearin..

OH SHIT SHERA DOESNT WORK-

I cant believe the first ones just have a fucking dump

MICHA MICHAM ICHA ITS MY UCLE I KNOW IT

HELL YEAH BAEBEEEEEE

I KNEW HE WAS ALIVE

Sweet my uncles just a lil crazy haha

MICHA I LOV YOU

Awaaaaaa

Glimmer loses one parent and gains the other. Girl only gets one parent at a time. Hahahaha

The world has to nerf her lmao

Hell yeah hes cool!

Okay cool proof that Lighthope just wants to activate the weapon

Guys just tell him she’s a teenager omfg

Hoooooly hecc

NOOOOOOOO aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SHE RAAAAA

MY WIIIFFFEEEE

AAAAAAAA

YAASSSS

EEEEE

Ohhhh Scorpia is the key.....

Interesting.......

Ep 12

EVEN WEAVER IS CONFUSED

You bet you ass Ive escaped bitches >:)

-cries- I’ve missed my wife

Awaaa she never changes!

Someone hug Catra I s2g

DT nooooooo

SHE SHOWS NO CONNECTION BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT WEAVER-

I adore Weaver in this season- Who am I kidding, I adore Weaver in every season

THe hoarde is led by two kids who just need some tender love and care

God Ive missed her...

SWEETIE WHY ARE YOU SO CHEERY ALL THE TIME- AAA I LOVE YOU

squinty

Uhhhggggg I now hate that I remember having a runestone of my own

Tho I DO wanna know what kinda powers Scorpia will get....

Sweetie no non onononononononononononononoono

BABY NOOO NO NO O NONONONONONONONONONO

IM GONNA CRY SHE BETTER BE OKAY-

YESS BABY

AWAAA ENTRAPTA I LOVE YOUUUU

bdhsvfbjskbfd I can only do her hair bjkvfdbgfkd

OWO IM SO SMART YET SO DUMB

HORDAK TEARS?!

Hehehehehe YES I HELPED GLIMMER

Ep 13

Nobodies followin Catra anymore lmao

Ohhhh shit Catras gonna d i e

Rip in pieces Hordak

Ohhh shiiiiiiii

SEAHAWK LIL HEART EYES

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love callin Catra out ohhhh my g o d

OOoooooo Lightning!

I gotta question that rn Glimmer...

Damnit Hordak aint dead...

Ohhh hecc hecc hecc hecc

OH SHIT THE SWORD-

Ya rly just teleport a whole room like that-

I like horde prime-

His eyes are cool and his palette is so much nicer aaaa

Fffffuck

Fave season so far

And not just cause I’m finally in it xD

Expect more posts when the mems really start pouring... Gotta figure out how all this changed in my TL since it DEFINITELY wasn’t just like this-

#DT 👥

[rosebennett28]

Bucky Shenanigans (3)

“Not in this christian household."

Pairings: Bucky x Reader

Summary: A lot of singing and goofing around involved. I don´t really know how we got to this fluffy mess.

A/N: The idea of a blues version of September is based on Franny Londons cover of it. You can listen to it on SoundCloud.

It annoyed everyone. Even Steve, who was basically a saint.

No one could stand you running around the tower singing anymore. It´s not like your singing was the worst (although you thought it was), but besides the fact that you did it constantly, sometimes you would do an extra bad recital on purpose just for the hell of it.

Your favorite songs (simultaneously the ones that the others disliked the most, as you put your heart and soul into these particular ones) were mostly ones that were somehow involved in or specifically written for TV shows and movies. You rarely sang anything that was in the charts, but rather oldies or even gospel.

In reality you just loved to pretend to be in those movies or shows. Occasionally you fancied to pretend to be the singer themselves. You were just that extra, there was no going back.

It had started when you were eight years old and had watched Pocahontas for the very first time. Your parents couldn´t even bribe you with candy into stopping to sing "Colours of the wind" wherever you went.

It would be 15 years later that you entered Tony Starks kitchen with the Avengers assembled at the kitchen table eating breakfast when it happened again.

"I will follow him, follow him wherever he may go...", you started softly barely above a hum.

"Y/N, for chrissake.", Sam exclaimed. He only enjoyed your blues version of September by Earth, Wind and Fire.

Taking a bottle out of the fridge to use it as a microphone, you swayed from side to side as you began to sing louder: "There isn´t an ocean to deep, a mountain so high it could keep, keep me away, away from his ... Loooove."

Equally annoyed and amused at your dedication the team was huffing and puffing. As you bowed thanking everyone, Tony, the morning person he was, moved to the sink telling you to fuck off.

"Not in this christian household, Tony.", you retaliated earning a tired death glare from him.

As you moved past the kitchen table to go back to your room you noticed Bucky smiling to himself, looking down at his bowl of cereal. It filled you with a weird sense of pride that you had managed to make this brooding mess of a man smile.

So, you made it your mission to make him smile more often, even laugh at some point. This of course meant, you would be disturbing the team much more than you already were.

What you didn´t know was that Bucky didn´t only think it was amusing, he thought you were the most endearing woman he had ever met. He would never admit it in front of Steve, who almost had a mental breakdown everytime you chanted "Where you lead I will follow" when you watched Gilmore Girls, but Bucky absolutely loved to hear you sing. He thought you were such a precious sweetheart for trying to ease everyone up every once in a while.

Of course it was easier for Bucky, he hadn´t been living with you as long as the others and he was madly in love with you ever since. He knew that your deliberate ridiculousness should never be mistaken for childishness. He knew how serious you could be, but you just chose not to. He saw how sad you looked when you thought no one was watching you, and would do anything to make you smile, if he only knew how.

It was friday night and the team had gathered to order pizza and watch a movie. The delivery guy had arrived and you offered to go get the pizzas. When you returned with a stack of pizza boxes you couldn´t contain yourself. You had started singing in the hallway already alerting the team to what was about to come. Dancing you entered the room.

"The Krusty Kra-a-a-a-a-ab Pizza, is the Pizza for you a-a-a-nd me-e-e-e-eeeee.", you serenaded alternating between a deep and high pitched voice both equally obnoxious.

You sat the boxes on the table when you heard it. It was so beautiful that it made your heart melt in pure joy. 

Bucky was laughing. He was genuinely laughing and you couldn´t stop yourself from grinning like an idiot even when Natasha gave you a smack on the back of your head.

The next day you had to write the reports for a few missions you couldn´t procrastinate anymore.

While Bucky walked down the hallway to go to the gym he heard you absentmindedly sing "Dream a little dream of me". But this time was different. You didn´t pull off a show. You sang in your real voice and it was lovely. The rest of the day the song had been stuck in his head, so when he was washing the dishes he had started singing it quitely to himself.

"Good heavens, the Winter Soldier can sing? Can I have an autograph, puh-leeease?", you dramatically announced yourself.

You had apparently startled him, because the dishes rattled quite a bit before he turned around wiping a strand of hair out of his face.

"Y/N, what the actual fuck?"

"That´s not a way to talk to a lady.", you disapproved. When he frowned you smiled and added; "I´m sorry Bucky, I was just so surprised. I didn´t know you sang."

He scoffed and crossed his arms; "I don´t."

You tilted your head to the side, he wasn´t very convincing.

"Okay, I heard you today and it just stuck. And to my defense it was a very popular song back in my day.", he tried to explain himself.

"Back in your day? Bucky, you sweet little jellybean.", you responded making him raise his eyebrows. He couldn´t help but smile at your comment. Only you would call someone like him sweet.

"And I don´t think you have to defend yourself at all. I thought it was marvelous, my dear,",you added in a transatlantic accent.

"Now you´re just making fun of me.", Bucky stated leaning against the sink.

"No, I´m not, you´re really good. Come on, I know I can´t sing and I still do it all the time.", you stated which confused Bucky. You noticed that, but you thought the thing that confused him was that you did it anyway, knowing you were bad at it.

"I watched this movie called Florence Foster Jenkins once and it was based on a true story. She was such terrible singer but she still gave concerts and her husband payed people to pretend like she was this great singer. And I thought wow, I really just want someone who loves me so much he will pay people to tell me I´m good at something I suck at if he has to. And I now realize how stupid that just sounded.", you were blabbering and chuckled at the thought of your only wish.

"That´s not stupid.", Bucky said in a soothing tone. He never thought you were stupid, he thought your wish was adorable. "That actually sounds amazing."

"That woman really wasn´t any good, but she sure made everybody laugh.", he added.

"You know about her?", you asked excitedly.

"Know about her? Hell, she was on the radio all the damn time.", he said chuckling at the memory.

After that you and Bucky talked a lot more. You wanted to know everything about the past and he wanted to know everything about the present. You found him to be so fascinating, you could have listened to him all day.

Since that you had started to watch movies together, downright sang duets and he even had tried to show you how to dance but gave up as soon as he realized you were surely going to break your ankle.

Bucky enjoyed every second he got to spend with you but he was worried that you thought he was too old for you and that you would reject him because of it.

It didn´t go unnoticed by the team that you had gotten pretty close over the last few weeks, but they didn´t say anything. They were just glad that both of you were so happy around each other.

It was on a thursday night that you irrevocably fell in love with him.

Bucky went into  the city alone, not really telling anyone what he was up to. Needless to say you were quite worried about him.

It was in the evening that Friday informed you that he had returned. You tried to come his way as inconspicously as possible but you really weren´t that sneeky.

"This Friday person told you, didn´t she?", he asked disappointedly, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, she did. She really doesn´t care much for privacy. I was just worried.", you confessed.

"Well, you didn´t have to be and this", he showed you a thin wrapped package, "was supposed to be a surprise, but it seems like she would tell you about it anyway."

Bucky handed you the gift and you slowly took it. You gave him a questioning yet grateful look.

"You always try and make people laugh, now it´s my turn to amuse you.", he said with a smirk.

"Bucky, you really shouldn´t have.", but your curiosity took over and you unwrapped the gift.

"It´s an original. I thought if I can´t pay people to tell you how amazing you are this is the least I can do.", he said with a smile that broke your heart.

It took you a minute to fully comprehend what had just happened. So you just stood there, your mouth slightly opened in shock and just stared at the record.

You wrapped your arms around him and pressed your forehead against his chest. He in return needed a moment to take you into his arms. You couldn´t believe he really did this for you. Tears of joy prickled in your eyes when you whispered: "Thank you, St. Clair."

"I just want you to be happy, Bunny", he softly mumbled into your hair.

You sniffled and put on your smile before you let him go, too soon to his liking and spoke in your best posh voice.

"Well, what a waste it would be not to listen to this delight of a record. Shall we use the record player in my room?"

"You are very right, my dear.", he replied making you grin and offered for you to hook your arm into his and escorted you to your room.

Once you arrived at your room, you put on the record.

And he was right. It was absolutely terrible. You had to laugh, but you felt horrible for doing so.

"Oh dear lord have mercy.", you couldn´t stop laughing. You leaned your head on Buckys shoulder and just listened to this atrociousness of a record. Still, it was beautiful because it had so much meaning to you.

"You know Bucky, this shows that if you really love something, nothing can keep you away from it.", you said looking deeply into his eyes.

"Not even eighty years?", he inquired quietly, looking like a sad puppy.

"Not even eighty years.", you responded with a smile, although it hurt you that he thought about himself in such a bad way. "You know you´re like a good wine.". He looked at you with a puzzled look on his face.

"The older the better.", you whispered teasingly earning a jab to the side by Bucky, followed by him wrapping his arms around you and giving you a smooch on your head.

The words didn´t have to be spoken out. You knew Bucky loved you so much he would pay people to tell you you were a good singer and Bucky knew that you loved him for precisely that. 

And that was how you got Bucky to sing and fall in love with you.

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Flavour – “Levels” Mp3 + Lyrics Download

In the official music video for the tune titled 'Levels,' you can see Flavour with some of your favorite Nollywood actors and famous Igbo public figures.  Flavour – “Levels” Lyrics Eh eh nwanne, if it’s a hit, aka anyi di ya (Eh eh, bros if it’s a hit, we are involved) Obodo ekwelugo ooo (The people concur) Anyanwu achawago ooo (The sun has risen) Anyi aputago ooo (We are in the arena) Ife emebego (The party has started) I makwa onye I wu (Do you know who you are?) X4 Nwoke na apu oku (Dude is on fire) Nwa n’ebe ebe (Dude is eminent) Nwoke oma osiso (Correct dude) Nya na nwa oma osiso (With a correct babe) Na we dey, na we dey, na we dey here (2x) I si ka o bulu obulu ya na we dey here (However you want it, we’re here for it) Men’s Kauai nnukwu ike, na we dey here (We stand firm! We are not shaking) Ah eeeeee I fugodi convoy anyi ji we Bata obodo, I nolu ofuma (If you see the convoy we entered with, you’ll bow) I nwekwaanu choice (Like you have an option) Ah eeeee I fugodi package anyi ji we Bata obodo, I belu eberly (If you see our packaging, you will calm down) Security confirm I ma na udo na achinu ( you know that peace reigns in the land) I ma na mens Bata obodo, anyi ka fa n’enene (When we enter town, we put on a show) I ma na ndende edee (It’s a spectacle) I ma na mmemme emewe ( You know the party is in full swing) Agbobi nwere omume eji eri ego (Agbobi that knows how to spend money) Agu ji egbe (The shooting tiger) I makwa onye I wu (Do you know who you are?) O kpata o zuo ora (Obi Cubanaaaaaa) Philanthropist Obi Cubana I makwa onye I wu (Do you know who you are?) Onwa n’etiri ora (The moon that shines for all) I makwa onye I wu (Do you know who you are?) Anyi Don Nwanne (My brother Anyi Don) I makwa onye I wu (Do you know who you are?) 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