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shsl-nishishi-blog · 5 years

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Please Believe Victims!

Something that people don't seem to understand is that it's extremely difficult to prove sexual assault. Everyone being like "bUt WhErE iS tHe PrOoF?!" doesn't seem to understand that. The fact that there was even SOME pictures of people clearly looking uncomfortable in his embrace is honestly more proof than a lot of people usually have when trying to prove sexual assault. And the fact that there's a lot of people saying things, their stories, is another thing. I've never had any experience with Vic. I've met him once, he gave me off vibes, that was it. BUT I want to talk about my own experience being sexually assaulted, and I want to explain why it's so difficult to prove. Again, this is not a Vic story. I don't want to say the name of this person. I'm not comfortable saying his name publicly. He knows a lot of people in the anime community and cosplay community. He knows very popular cosplayers, he's friends with people who staff/run conventions. No, he's not some famous guy. His following isn't giant, but he just knows a lot of important people. That aside, here we go. I met this guy when I was 17, and I finally cut ties with him a bit after my 21st birthday. We met at a cosplay gathering, I was cosplaying Jin from Blazblue. He approached me because he knew of Blazblue, and we were having a nice chat about it. I barely knew this guy, but man I was super delighted to meet a fellow Blazblue fan. I don't exactly remember who he was cosplaying, but I'm 90% sure it was Xemnas from Kingdom Hearts. I also want to mention I believe he was 21 or 22 at the time; so an adult. Nothing uncomfortable happened, until we were all called for group photos. All the cosplayers at the gathering went over for photos, us included. A bit after the photos, when we were more alone (one of my friends was also there), he grabbed my ass. And not just once, a few times. He spanked me too. I didn't really know what to do, I was surprised, terrified, I looked clearly uncomfortable, but I really didn't say anything. I kinda just pretended it didn't happen. I really hoped I'd never see this guy again, but I kept seeing him at cosplay gatherings. There was one gathering around Christmas that same year, I was in my really shitty magnemite gijinka cosplay, and he just kept spanking me so many times. I told him to stop at that point. Not only was it uncomfortable, but it hurt, it startled me each time too. I don't like getting startled. He started to pout and act like he should be pitted, and it genuinely made me angry. I tried to avoid a lot of gatherings for a bit, but then there was this Homestuck one my friend and I went to. I was never into Homestuck, but we just decided to go. I went as Sougo from Gintama, but in a kigurumi (since my full cosplay didn't arrive yet). And that guy was there, so was his girlfriend (who btw was underage at the time). For a good amount of the gathering, he was okay. I thought "yeah, maybe he's finally gonna stop." We all hung out because we didn't really fit in with the Homestucks. A bit later on in the gathering, he had his hand behind my back, and he was trying to sneakily undo my bra strap. Thank god I caught him + thank god I was wearing ace bandages for binding (NOTE: don't use ace bandages to bind!). So like :/ He also would message me on facebook, and I was scared.. So I put myself in a relationship with a fictional character (Gray Fullbuster, because I used to be mad thirsty for him). That didn't work for obvious reasons, so I turned my chat off, so it looked like I was offline. >> obviously...didn't work.. After that gathering, I'd see him at cons. Thank GOD at least that one year, he was busy running around. I didn't have to deal with him. My friend's birthday came around, and I guess he was invited or something. I don't 100% remember everything from that day, but I was cosplaying gijinka shaymin. After the birthday gathering, we went over to Ihop (might have been Denny's, but they're super similar so). And he sat next to me (of course). I was put in a very uncomfortable situation. I have my phone on me, he asked for my number, and I was too scared to say no. I did say "I rarely text, so I don't think there's a point." He obviously didn't care. We exchanged numbers. The entire time we were eating, he kept texting me stuff. I ignored it, and he'd be like "hey check your text". He asked for nudes, and I whispered "I'm not that kinda person". and he kept whisper begging me "just one little peek? just one?" and don't worry, I never sent it to him. Also unfortunately, this was on a very old flip phone. idk where it is or how I can recover these text messages (or if it's even possible), but if anyone knows how, please tell me. Then there was a summer gathering. I guess my friends and one of his friends were really uncomfortable with his behavior towards me, and all decided to team up to confront him about it. I guess he had this weird fixation on me for whatever reason. There's stuff I still don't know about the conversation they all had, idk everything his friend knew (btw this friend of his is still a very good friend of mine, bless his soul). So I was there when this confrontation happened, he was like "sorry, I'll never do it again." I said "it's okay, I forgive you." Because I'm an anxious wreck and hate conflict. OBVIOUSLY, this wasn't the last of it. It got a whole the worse. So after my 18th birthday, there was an end of the summer gathering. I was in my Sougo cosplay. I was playing Pokemon on the grass, and he came over. (btw he did grope me a few times throughout the day, but I honestly can't fucking remember each time he groped me throughout the time I knew him, so I'm just telling significant parts of the story). And he tried to touch in between my legs. I clearly remember that time, I said "no". It was in a small voice, but I said it, he heard it, and he didn't stop. Also something I forgot to mention. He'd often call me sexy an be like "I want to kiss you" or "I want to have sex with you" whenever less people were around, and it was so uncomfortable. Thankfully, one of my guy friends at the time saw and came over. He was like "Hey, you're playing Pokemon, right? Can you show me your Pokemon?" and he pulled me away, and asked if I was okay, promised to stick with me for the rest of the gathering. There was going to be a party afterwards, which I said no to, but that gross man tried to convince my friend to go (and since she was going home with me, I had to stick with her). But that guy friend helped me convince her not to go. That whole situation is something I'll never forget, and I'm so happy this guy friend was there. But it just kept getting worse. << gonna flash forward to when I was in college, because this was when a lot of the bad stuff started happening. I was really depressed when I started college. I mean like a lot of people are? I felt like I was undeserving, I was sad I wasn't a kid anymore, and I was terrified of being an adult. I'd cry a lot in the car before class. I didn't really talk to people at school. I felt super mega alone all the time. Like when you're in high school, you get to see friends every single day, but since I knew no one, well.. :/ That and I was way too anxious to talk to anyone unless approached first (surprise surprise, I'm still this way Dx ) Anyways, the only time I'd get to see friends was sometimes on weekends, it wasn't too often at first, since my friends were all super busy and stuff. I saw that gross person at a cosplay gathering, I was cosplayed as Chihiro from Danganronpa. And like.. he wasn't be really weird to me. He was being nice, normal, nothing creepy. And I got comfortable. We started messaging a little bit on facebook, and he wasn't being weird. I thought he changed. And for a few times after, he wasn't doing anything weird either. My dumbass agreed to hang out with him and his girlfriend, and even then, even the first few times, it was a completely normal hangout. I thought he might have grew out of that. Because I genuinely believe people can change, but it was all a lie. I believe he was trying to pull me in, get me comfortable, so that I would lower my guard. He even would pay for my food, despite me insisting I could. He'd also pay for things I'd try to buy on my own, and refused to take my money. I thought "wow, he's being a nice person." Eventually, he started making sexual jokes. I thought nothing of it, but that should have been a huge red flag. He eventually started touching me again, even with his girlfriend around. She never did a thing about it, but maybe she was scared (btw same girlfriend I mentioned earlier. The one he dated when she was underage; she was the same age as me). Touching like.. he'd grope my boobs, my ass, slide his hand between my legs, try to reach under my shirt/pants. He'd say so often "I want to have sex with you", "I want to have a threesome". and would ask me what my fetishes were (never said it), and just like.. super gross stuff. But I was a big dumbass. I stuck with this for years. Dealt with it because he was nice to me. I'd think "well, it wasn't happening all the time, so if it happened, it would be over within a minute probably". Whenever he'd do something, I'd freeze up outta fear and count in my head. Sometimes it lasted 10 seconds, sometimes a few minutes. I dealt with it because he was nice to me, and I was so insecure. My mom and grandma didn't know about this at all. Once my mom almost found out. She saw a weird facebook message on my laptop while I wasn't in the room (I left messages open on my screen), and she asked me. I lied to her, and she kept asking. I kept lying and convinced her it was just a joke. I remember this one thing he told me, I was 20. He was talking about someone he used to be friends with. How he'd do this stuff to her, and she'd just pretend like it wasn't happening too. He told me he thought it was cute how I'd get all stiff and act like it wasn't happening. That's really fucking disgusting. He started getting upset with me because I made some more friends, and we started hanging out, he wasn't invited of course. Especially my second year of AX. Oh gosh I also witnessed him verbally abusing his girlfriend, but I won't go into that right now. But it was terrifying. I witnessed it happen a few times. And idk if I ever publicly talked about my triggers. But angry screaming is very triggering to me, so erhdcj. Anyways, after my 21st birthday, my friend and I went to a mini convention. There was a contest, I misunderstood what she said and thought she wanted me to keep the whole thing a secret from everyone. So I told no one where I was going, I was even like "hey mom, my friend and I are gonna go to LT!" and she was like "Cool". So that whole day was a bunch of fun. One of our friends took pictures and posted it, and that gross man (who wasn't there, didn't know I was going) messaged me a sad face. I genuinely didn't know what was wrong, so I asked him. He was very angry that I didn't tell him where I was going, like that was something I was supposed to do. This anger scared me, so I distanced myself for a bit. He started purposely doing things on social media to make me upset, one including my fb name being reported (still convinced it was him, because the fact that it didn't happen until this is just so strange). Then there was this event I was supposed to host that came up. I was.. terrified he was gonna go, so terrified I had an anxiety attack in my room. And my mom came into this worried, and that was the day I told her everything, all the stuff that man did. And god I was terrified she wasn't going to believe me, that she was going to get angry at me, but when she gently pulled me into her arms and hugged me close.. it was.. a very nice feeling. I didn't go to the gathering, another friend of mine hosted it for me instead. And then a convention months later happened. Previously I talked to his girlfriend about it. and she was being an apologist for him. He tried to approach me at the con, I walked away. He messaged me, and I officially cut ties with him. Despite no longer having ties with that terrible human being. I'd see him at so many events. And he'd purposely do things to make me uncomfortable. Like waving at me, or going up to people who were close by me. He even tried to recently friend my noncosplay fb, which I forgot to block him on. *DEEP BREATH* And I never reported him. I was afraid to. I thought about it so many times, but I thought "wow, what proof do I even have?" I have a few weird facebook messages, but those could have easily just been pushed aside because they really weren't much. I don't have pictures of him doing anything. I don't have video. There was witnesses, yes. But that's just someone's word, yeah? He also knew so many people, so many important people.. So many sexual assault cases are like this. People are too afraid to report because they're scared they won't be believed (I mean, look at how many people who are calling those who're coming out about Vic liars?). Because when victims look around, all they see are the various situations in which people try to report someone, and they're not believed. Companies, communities, authorities not taking them seriously. In so many sexual assault cases, there's not going to be video proof, picture proof, voice recordings, screenshots, etc. It's usually just someone's word, someone's experience. And I get that's not much, but consider this. When there's SO MANY PEOPLE saying the same fucking thing about someone, such as in Vic's case, that's a giant red flag. And when things are being said for years, that's not enough? LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE CAME FORWARD ABOUT VIC! LOOK HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR!!! In my case, with the person I was talking about in my story, the gross man.. I've heard people have reported him to con staff, people have tried to say things (he's done stuff to a lot of people), but nothing has ever happened. No punishment, nothing. He's nice to people on the surface. He's good at talking. He's made people happy. I'm sure there's people who'd be like "wow _____ did nothing wrong because he's so nice to me uwu". He knows a lot of people. I've heard he's also ruined people too. What's the point of all this? Yes, Vic is good at playing nice. He knows how to say things people want to hear, he knows how to act in such a way so that he looks like a good guy. I mean, why else would there be so many posts in the #KickVic tag of people being like "Vic did nothing wrong. Here's a picture of me and Vic hugging uwu he's so nice." I want to end this by saying.. Sometimes the nicest people turn out to be the worst people. And I get it's something hard to take in, I get it's hard not to be in denial. But the proof is out there. I know it's not video proof or stuff like that, but the voices of so many people screaming about this for over a decade should be enough. Why the fuck would THAT many people, voice actors included, spend over a decade plotting his downfall? That shit doesn't make sense. Like seriously.. the amount of people who've been coming out about Vic Lasagna is a lot, and it's been going on for over a decade. Think about that.

#kickvic #metoo

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kentojun · 7 years

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Suda Masaki’s ‘All Night Nippon’ radio show, Aug 21st, 2017 (feat. Kento) (episode 20)

☞ v long awaited translation that’s 2 weeks too late but better late than never right??! hope u enjoy it’s long af bc the show is 2 hours long um i divided it into 8 parts so its like baby chapters & you can pretend you’re reading a book or something. i also added audio links to some parts of the conversation as “(listen)” bc 1 audio is needed in some parts bc it wont make sense, 2 some parts were funny & 3 they’re cute as hell. so go grab some popcorn and your favorite beverage or s/ cuz i’m warning you it’s v long. enjoy!!

Part 1: Where and how did they meet?

❋ Masaki started the show talking about summer vacation and the weather. After a while he read some fan mail demanding him to bring Kento already. One of the fan mail was rlly fuckin weird and basically the girl was begging for Kento to go on and I guess she was moaning??? (WTF), so of course, because Masaki is Masaki he read it while moaning, which eventually lead him to introduce Kento. (listen to masaki moaning at your own risk) ❋

Masaki: This is Yamazaki Kento, everybody!!!!

Kento: *starts moaning* I’m sorry to have kept you guys waiting. I’m Yamazaki Kento, your leader and saviour, and I’ll be in your care today. (again, listen to kento moaning at your own risk. disclaimer! its grosser than masaki’s)

Masaki: Hey, are you okay? What did your manager tell you earlier?

Kento: Hmm… before I came here he told me, “I believe in you.”

Masaki: Won’t you get in trouble for what you just did?

Kento: I think it’s fine. I haven’t actually said anything bad.

Masaki: Oh, okay. Well, when was the first time we met each other?

Kento: I think it was when I was 16 years old at the set of the movie ‘Kirin no Tsubasa’.

Masaki: Oh, yeah. But why did we get closer after that? From what I remember, after that I went to a baseball field where there were a lot of actors playing and you were there. That day you were wearing a New Era cap with a short sleeved t-shirt and shorts and you were wearing Hello Kitty sandals, and you came up to me and asked me, “Suda-san, what kinds of clothes should I wear?”

Kento: Yup.

Masaki: I think that that conversation was when we actually met and I thought to myself, “Wow he’s so adorable” And I responded to you telling you that you had a great body and your face was cute so you didn’t have to worry and that you should just wear simple clothes.

Kento: Yeah, I agree.

Masaki: What?

Kento: I have a great body and my face is cute. I’m an amazing person.

Masaki: *laughs* You’re right. How long ago was that?

Kento: I was wearing really hideous clothes back then and Suda-kun was so fashionable. I was even wearing a Hello Kitty New Era cap that I had gotten from a friend.

Masaki: Where do they even sell a Hello Kitty New Era cap?

Kento: Maybe in Harajuku?

Masaki: Oh, okay, so that’s how we met.

Kento: And then yeah, I thought you were very fashionable. I used to think to myself, “Why am I the only one wearing Hello Kitty?”. So I went up to you and told you, “I want to buy clothes.” I think that’s how it all started.

Masaki: Oh, yeah. After that, your manager was mad at me for taking you around.

Kento: Right. We went to eat ramen and bought clothes in Harajuku.

Masaki: Kento was the one who asked me to show him around, but I was the one who got in trouble.

Kento: I think that that was my manager’s way of saying that he trusts you.

Part 2: Kento used to steal Masaki’s clothes

Kento: I used to go to your house and you used to give me a lot of your clothes.

Masaki: Yeah… Wait, no, that’s not true. It’s more like you didn't stop stealing them from me.

Kento: You’re right. I always stole them.

Masaki: The legend that is Yamazaki Kento that I remember was that he would take off the clothes he was wearing and leave them there, and he would leave wearing my clothes.

Kento: Right.

Masaki: But the other day, recently, you came to my house. That day I was so proud of you. You stopped stealing my clothes. I mean you still came over and wear my clothes, but you put it back on the hanger and you folded it. So when I saw this new side of you, I was like, “What? What kind of change is this?” You've become an adult, haven’t you?

Kento: Well, you see, it’s actually very simple. I have more um… money now.

Masaki: SHHH STOP! DON’T SAY THAT!

Kento: Since I have more money, I’m able to buy my own clothes.

Masaki: Right, you've become an actor now so you can buy your own meals.

Kento: Exactly.

Masaki: You have a point.

Kento: I do have a point.

Masaki: You’re right.

Kento: I’m right.

Masaki: You don’t have a reason to steal them from me anymore.

Kento: Yeah, I can buy my own stuff now!

Masaki: But do you even remember those times when you used to steal my clothes?

Kento: I do.

Masaki: Why did you do it? Did it occur to you for a second that maybe it would bother me that you would leave your dirty jeans in my house. Didn’t you feel a little bad for making me wash them? A normal person would think that.

Kento: I guess.

Masaki: What was your intention back then?

Kento: Back then I wanted you to give me your clothes. I was like, “Senpai, please give them to me.”

Masaki: So before you realized it, you were leaving with my clothes on?

Kento: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you were the one who was like, “Kento, it looks better on you.” And I would be like, “Really? Are you serious? Does it look good on me? Okay, then I’ll have it!”. So that’s why I always brought it home.

Masaki: Okay, but why didn’t you wear your own clothes when you went back home?

Kento: I always forgot.

Masaki: You would forget? Wow…. But yeah, I probably offered my clothes to you.

Kento: Yeah, one time you came to my house a few day after I went to yours and you went through my closet, and you were like, “Well, actually this is really nice,” and you took them back.

Masaki: Oh, yeah I did do that once. I went to your house and I was like, “Wow, this is actually dope. I’m going to wear it,” and I stole it back from you.

Kento: It was really sad.

Masaki: Do you still have the clothes you stole from me?

Kento: The clothes I stole from you?

Masaki: At least you admit that you stole them. But do you go to other people’s houses and steal their clothes?

Kento: No, I don’t.

Masaki: Then why did you steal them from me?

Kento: Well, it’s because you are such an open-hearted—

Masaki: I bet you threw them away.

Kento: I-I didn’t throw them away-

Masaki: YOU DEFINITELY THREW THEM AWAY!

Kento: *jokingly* N-n-no I didn’t…. I h-haven’t thrown them away.

Masaki: So you stole my clothes and you threw them away.

Kento: No, seriously, I haven’t thrown them away.

Masaki: Oh, really?

Kento: Um… it’s just that um…

Masaki: What is it?

Kento: I gave them to my cousin.

Masaki: YOU BASICALLY THREW THEM AWAY!

Kento: No, no, no, no. The clothes I got from you—

Masaki: WHY WOULD YOU GIVE MY CLOTHES TO OTHER PEOPLE. WEAR THEM!

Kento: I’m honestly very sorry for that, but I couldn’t wear them anymore. But I didn’t want to throw it away so I asked my cousin if he wanted them and he said yes, so I gave it to him.

Masaki: So why did you stopped stealing my clothes?

Kento: The reason? I don’t know… I mean, one is that I have more money now and the second reason is um…..eh?

Masaki: Wait, is this your first time on radio?

Kento: I’ve done it a couple of times for promotion.

Masaki: But you haven’t talked this much about yourself, haven’t you?

Kento: Yeah, I always talk about my movies and its plot.

Masaki: Right, right. You usually never talk about the times you stole clothes-

Kento: I haven’t stolen them!

Part 3: Manga live action adaptations

Masaki: Well today, the two actors who have done too much manga live action adaptations are reunited.

Kento: Don’t you think you’re doing too many live adaptions?

Masaki: Well, if you think of it number wise, I thought you had done a lot of live actions, but now that I think about it I think I’ve done too many. Weren’t you thinking that you’ve done more than me?

Kento: I was definitely thinking that, but when I thought about it, I was like, “Wait, what? I’m getting constantly attacked by everyone.”

Masaki: *laughs* What are you saying? It’s not like that!

Kento: I really am getting attacked, but like Suda-kun’s-

Masaki: Don’t say that. I also get attacked a lot.

Kento: Really?

Masaki: Of course.

Kento: …..

Masaki: You don’t look the least pleased right now.

Kento: No, no… But I am seriously getting attacked..

Masaki: Why do you feel that way?

Kento: Umm… Probably society’s opinion.

Masaki: Really? By the way, I watched “JOJO”.

Kento: What did you think?

Masaki: It was great and really funny. It was 100% “JOJO”.

Kento: Oh, thank you.

Masaki: Hey, but have you watched any of my movies?

Kento: I’ve watched “Death Note”, “Teiichi” and “Gintama”.

Masaki: Oh, so you’ve been watching a lot of the recent ones. Did you watch them in the movie theatre?

Kento: Yup, in the movie theatre-wait—

Masaki: You really suck at lying.

Kento: No, no, no, no, no.

Masaki: You really suck.

Kento: I watched “Death Note” in the theatre. And “Teiichi’s Country” as well. Also “Gintama”.

Masaki: You’re so annoying. So you actually watched all three in the cinema. Oh! Of the three movies you mentioned, we both starred in “Death Note”. I mean isn’t it crazy that you played ‘L’?

Kento: Yeah, I worked very hard for it.

Masaki: Not only was it cool, but it’s a role that every actor would envy playing.

Kento: Did you watch it though?

Masaki: Yeah, I actually did. Actually, while I was watching it, I remember during commercial break there was an announcement saying that they were going to make a movie version of the franchise and I was like, “Wow, they’re doing a movie as well”. And then it turned out I was going to be in the movie and I was so surprised. I was like, “I'M DOING IT?”

Kento: Oh, I didn’t know. Talking about this new era where a lot of manga live action adaptations are being done, I think we’ve both done so many.

Masaki: True, true. But it’s something that we’re both very grateful for. In spite of the fact that we’ve done so much, there are lots of different types and genres of mangas.

Kento: Yeah….. But I think I did too many shoujo mangas. It’s as simple as that.

Masaki: DON’T SAY THAT ABOUT YOURSELF.

Kento: You’re right. It’s not that I did too many, it’s more like I had the opportunity to do that many.

Masaki: How many times have you done kabedon?

Kento: Actually, I’ve only done it once.

Masaki: What?? Really???

Kento: I had only done it the movie “L♥DK”, but recently I did a parody version on “Saiki Kusuo”.

Masaki: Oh, yeah. I watched it in the commercials. When you did it, your broke the wall.

Kento: With that, I feel like it all became full circle. Suda-kun, have you’ve ever done kabedon?

Masaki: I actually never have. I’ve really wanted to do it for the longest time for a romantic film. And when I got casted in “Oboreru Knife”, I was like, “Yes! This is my chance”, but I ended up grabbing the girl by the neck and spitting in her face. It turned out to be a crazy story. I kind of wanted to play a character who did kabedon while saying, “I’ll always protect you”, but I just choked my lover.

Kento: I think that’s the major difference between you and I.

Part 4: Fan mail

Masaki: We’ve gotten some messages from the fans. Radio name: ryounerutouch, “Suda-san, Yamazaki-san, good evening!”

Kento: Good evening!

Masaki: “I have a T-shirt that says ‘Shimanchu’ in hiragana and a Pikatchu New Era cap in my room. Do you want to steal it?”

Kento: HEY, I DON’T NEED THAT! I’ve already graduated from character styled New Era caps! (listen)

Masaki: We received more messages. Radio name: dorodoro, “Yamazaki Kento-san, my leader and saviour, an incredible commander and ruler who’s magnificently wealthy, I want new sneakers that’s made out of a weird material. Please give me money.”

Kento: Hmm, that’s a little difficult. The contrast between the beginning of the message and the end is so big. It went from a Teiichi-kind-of-spirit, kind of like “I’M GOING TO CREATE MY OWN COUNTRY” to “I want new sneakers that’s made out of a weird material.”

Masaki: More messages. Radio name: baccars, “Yamazaki-san, in which part of Harajuku do they sell the Hello Kitty NEW ERA cap? I coincidentally want to buy that same exact cap. Would you like to go out with me to shop for it together?”

Kento: You’re just making fun of me, aren’t you?

Masaki: “Actually, I’m free next Saturday.”

Kento: Next Saturday, huh? I don’t think I can make it. By the way, that cap was a present from a friend. I didn’t buy clothes when I was younger. All my life before, I was just living off of clothes people gave to me. Either I was getting it from Suda-kun or I was getting it from another friend.

Masaki: I see. Right now, do you have things you wish to receive from people?

Kento: Well, the other day I went to your house, right?

Masaki: Did you find something you want?

Kento: Yeah.

Masaki: What was it? Dude, stop considering my closet as a base for your fashion inspiration.

Kento: It’s just that your closet looked more of a clothing store, than any other clothing store I’ve ever seen… I really wanted something… What was it? Um…… JUST GIVE ME EVERYTHING! (listen)

Masaki: Hey, everyone who’s listening. Isn’t this Yamazaki Kento different from the person you see on TV?

Kento: I agree.

Masaki: Kento-kun is actually a really funny person in real life.

*both start laughing*

Masaki: Okay, we got more messages. Radio name: nerikeshi. This seems more of a serious question. “Do you feel a lot of pressure filming live actions?”

Kento: *purposefully* Yeah, I definitely feel it. I always feel a lot of pressure when I do those types of things. I mean of course there’s that, but I think it’s very important to take that kind of pressure and try to think of it positively. I mean acting with that much pressure is-

Masaki: Dude, don’t you think you’ve suddenly become outgoing or something.

Kento: ?? Wait, what??

Masaki: Can you stop talking as if you’re on a TV programme right now.

Kento: Oh, have I made a mistake?

Masaki: Stop talking like that.

Kento: No, but seriously, I definitely feel a lot of pressure…. yeah, that’s it.

Masaki: Anyway, do you have any types of movies in mind that you would want to do with me? You know, since we haven’t filmed together in a while.

Kento: Yeah, the last time was when we did ‘35-sai no Koukosei’.

Masaki: In that drama, during one of the climax scene, there was a scene where you character freaked out holding a knife, while my character was there. You were all like, “I’m going to kill you!” It was such a scary scene for my character, so I had to act as if I were freaking out, but Kento wouldn’t stop laughing while we were filming. We couldn’t even film properly that time.

Kento: It’s because you were all like, “Ah, ah, oh my god, oh my god.”. It was hilarious. (listen to kento’s impersonation of masaki moaning)

Masaki: Yeah, it also probably had to do with the fact that we were closer friends back then. If we were to film right now, things would be a little different.

Kento: I feel like I play the hero role a lot, so I would like to play a villain for once.

Masaki: So like a Batman X Joker kind of thing.

Kento: I would be the Joker and you would be Batman.

Masaki: If any of the producers are listening to this right now, let’s make it happen.

Kento: Yeah, so I would be the villain and Suda-kun will play the hero.

Masaki: Okay.

Kento: Yeah.

Masaki: Was that your intent of trying to make a conclusion or something?

Kento: Yeah.

Masaki: If you have nothing new to say, you don’t have to say it.

Kento: Okay.

Masaki: Another message. Radio name: asakaraniku.

Kento: OKAY! What is it?

Masaki: You 100% ate something with garlic before this, didn’t you?

*kento starts bursting out of laughter* (listen)

Masaki: Hey, dude. Like suddenly it started smelling like garlic. I didn’t think that THE Yamazaki Kento ate meals with garlic in them.

Kento: Did you really smell it?

Masaki: Yeah.

Kento: Well, before this I had work related to “Saiki Kusuo” and I was with the director, Fukuda Yuuichi-san. When I told him I was going on your radio show, he invited me to go out to eat jingisukan (a japanese grilled mutton dish prepared on a convex metal skillet or other grill).

Masaki: Fukuda-san, why did you do that?

Kento: So we went to a place where the more garlic you put in your meal, the better it tasted. Because of that, we basically made our entire booth (private room) smell entirely of garlic. It was really intense.

Masaki: Stoooop it. When Kento leaves, I won’t be able to talk.

Kento: My plan was to breathe as much as possible right now.

Masaki: Okay, we got a message from asakaranikusan-san, “In your day-to-day life do you ever think to yourself, “Wow I’m so hot”?”

Kento: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Masaki: “If I were Yamazaki Kento I would definitely think so about myself.”

Kento: Well, yeah, I do think that about myself.

*masaki starts laughing*

Kento: No, seriously, I really think so.

Masaki: When does this thought occur to you in the day?

Kento: I guess the moment when I wake up and get up from my bed and look at the mirror-

Masaki: THAT EARLY?

Kento: Well when I’m thinking of brushing my teeth, I look at myself and think, “I’m so hot.”

Masaki: Are you serious?

Kento: No, I’m just joking. I don’t think about it at all. How about you, Suda-kun?

Masaki: I think about it every single day. Every second. I’m always like, “I’m so hot. I look great in every angle.” I always check myself out, all 360°, every angle.

Kento: Yeah, we’re both really hot.

Masaki: We’ve got more mail. Radio name: gorron, “Huh? What? Wait? Huh? This isn’t the Yamazaki Kento I was imagining earlier. Wait? Huh? I might like this version better. Wait? I have a strong feeling that his status as the “hot actor” is soon going to fade away (insinuating that he has the potential to be a comedian). My initial intention was to attack and hate on him, but I feel different now. What’s happening?”

Yeah I’m sorry. It seems like my fan doesn’t really like hot actors like you a lot, but it appears to be that a lot of people are feeling differently about you now.

Kento: I really like how I am today.

Masaki: Don’t say that about yourself!

Kento: *quoting “Teiichi’s Country”* I AM GOING TO CREATE MY OWN COUNTRY MYSELF! (listen).

Part 5: ‘100% Manga’ scenarios

Masaki: The next segment is called…… 100% MANGA!!! In this segment, our listeners are going to send us typical characters, their behaviours and situations that 100% occur in mangas. Today’s theme is “High School Mangas”.

Radio name: kamura, “The hottest guy in school who is very sadistic, who falls in love with a random girl in school that has no interest in him. He makes a move on her, but she ends up getting mad at him telling him to stop and go away. He looks down on her and responds by saying, “I can’t believe you don’t show the least bit of fascination towards me. You may be interesting.”

Kento: This situation has 100% continuously been done before. I mean this is something I’ve even done in my movies.

Masaki: Which movies?

Kento: If we’re talking about the movies I’ve done where this situation has appeared, to name a few there’s “L♥DK” and also “Wolf Girl and Black Prince”.

Masaki: Okay, so can you finish this part off with one final sentence?

Kento: ………………. “I can’t believe you don’t show the least bit of fashcin—fascinsh-”

Masaki: Okay, you’re done. (listen) Next one. Radio name: tonpicchon.

Kento: Tonpicchon! Picchontee~

Masaki: Wait a minute. I want to apologize to everyone for putting this show on hold, but I’m going to warn Kento for a second.

Kento: Okay.

Masaki: Can you stop bothering me when I’m reading the messages?

Kento: What?

Masaki: Like can you stop saying things like ‘picchontee’.

Kento: Choppintee~?

Masaki: Choppintee is also prohibited. The problem is not the actual word. Okay, I’m going to start over. Radio name: tonpicchon.

*kento laughs*

Masaki: I’m serious, stop. Time is running out. (listen)

Kento: Sorry, go on.

Masaki: “The setting is a study session. The main girl goes to her crush’s house for that reason. When they finally have some alone time together in his room, they lean over to kiss, but in that moment his mother comes in the room to bring tea or his siblings come in to disturb them. Because of that, they quickly step back and move awkwardly and the boy moves his hand on the wall and is looking at his feet.”

Kento: I don’t really feel it.

Masaki: Really?? I mean you’ve never done a scene where the characters are doing a study session, right?

Kento: Nope.

Masaki: It might be because of that. Okay, let’s go on to the next message. Radio name: natsuki, “The situation consists of a new hot male student changing schools. Soon the entire class finds out that the girl, who is the main character, knows this new student and, apart from the fact that he sits next to her in class, she is assigned to show him around school.”

Kento: This 100% has happened. I’ve done this type of scene in my movie “Orange”. Basically, wait. I probably shouldn’t say this. It might be kind of rude.

Masaki: You shouldn’t say it if you think you shouldn’t.

Kento: Well, “Orange” is an amazing and a very well written movie, and since it has a very sad plot it’s kind of hard for me to say this, but in the movie I play a student who changed schools and on his very first day he is assigned to sit next to a girl, who he’s kind of interested in. And from then on sparks fly.

Masaki: Now that I think about it, you’re so lucky. You’ve done so many romantic movies. I never get those types of roles.

Kento: I’m sure you have.

Masaki: No, not at all. My roles are either virgins or (japanese) yankiis.

Kento: No, but I always play virgins as well. They don’t seem like it, but they’re actually pure.

Masaki: I see.

Kento: We finally have something in common.

Masaki: Stop, don’t say that. It’s going to be on the news tomorrow: “Suda Masaki and Yamazaki Kento share in common their virginities.” Don’t try digging up something that’s not true.

Okay, next message. Radio name: anohinorieko, “A second male lead character who throughout the movie is supporting and helping the female lead, but in the doesn't make a move on her or taking their relationship to the next level. All through the movie he is seen to be having her back pushing her to finally be with another boy. After that, he 100% leans on the wall and slowly sits on the floor and says as he looks at his ceiling, “What am I even doing?”

Kento: I haven starred in this, but that’s literally the plot of the movie “Strobe Edge” by Yamada Yuki, who plays Ando-kun.

Masaki: STOP SAYING THE TITLE OF MOVIES THAT ARE NOT YOURS (psa: I don’t think he’s allowed to talk about it). But have you done a movie like this?

Kento: I actually have. Can I try imitating the second male lead character?

Masaki: Sure.

Kento: “Ehhhhhhh…… What am I even doing?” (listen)

Masaki: Are you sure you’ve done this type or role? What even was that “ehhhh”?

Kento: I was imagining my character in the bathtub saying that….. Can I do it again please?

Masaki: Okay, do it again.

Kento: “AHHhhhhaHHH. WHAT am I even doinG?” (listen)

Masaki: I see, I see.

Kento: Can you do it now? Do it with the intention of giving me butterflies.

Masaki: *whispers* “Ahhhhhh. What am I even doing?” (listen)

Kento: It felt great in my ears.

Masaki: Well that’s it for the “100% Manga” segment.

Kento: What? I’m so sad.

Masaki: We do it every week so it’s fine. Have you even listened to this before?

Kento: I’ve liste—I’ve never listened to it.

Masaki: *laughs* It’s fine.

*outro music starts playing*

Masaki: “What am I even doing?”

Kento: “I guess it’s fine if she’s happy.”

Part 6: More fan mail

Masaki: How are you, Kento-san?

Kento: I’m having so much fun right now.

Masaki: We got new messages for you. Radio name: houdoman, “Kento-kun, it’s so funny! Yeah, yeah. Today’s show is so funny. The only this is that I think that you’re too getting to cocky right now, just a teeny bit. I mean, you’re doing such a great job so just continue by being a little bit calmer.”

Kento: I-I’m so sorry. I’ll be sure to read the atmosphere from now on.

Masaki: I think you’re fine. Don’t worry.

Kento: Really? Am I okay? Am I still alive?

Masaki: You’re still alive, don’t worry.

Kento: If you say so….. I’LL CONTINUE THE REST OF THE SHOW LIKE THIS! (listen)

Masaki: Next message. Radio name: mall, “Kento, dude, you’re getting too fucking cocky by the minute. Since you’ve gone on the mikoshi (divine palanquin), it looks like you’ve been enjoying yourself quite a lot and you’ve been acting so arrogant. We’re not afraid of letting you go and dropping you. Were you not aware that we have dedicated all our lives to celebrate and carry amazing people on our shoulders You dumbass!” (obv this a v exaggerated joke)

Kento: My deepest apologies. I was doing it because I wanted the listeners to enjoy today’s show, but I didn’t imagine the reaction to turn out like this. From now on I—I’ll-

Masaki: Kento, it's fine. Calm down and drink a little bit of water.

*slurps*

Masaki: He doesn’t feel bad at all.

Kento: IT TASTES SO GOOOOD~ IT’S DELIIICIOUSS~~~ (listen)

Masaki: Radio name: moromoro, “I personally love all of Kento’s work, but I also think that he gets attacked a lot for it as well. But I love your work! I think “Your Lie in April” is the best!”

Kento: Umm… you could of left it just as “I love your work”. It hurts more when other people tell me that I get a lot of hate, than me just admitting to it.

*masaki starts laughing*

Masaki: Well you were the one who started saying those things about being attacked.

Kento: I shouldn’t have even mentioned it.

Masaki: After this segment finishes, we’re going to have to say goodbye to Yamazaki Kento-kun.

Kento: Ehh, I’m sad.

Masaki: What are you going to do? Are you going to stay here?

Kento: I think I’m going to leave once.

Masaki: What do you mean you’re going to leave once? Does that mean you’re coming back?

Kento: I think I’m going to go to the bathroom and stuff.

Masaki: There are more messages coming in. Radio name: omoshirosugiman, “I have a line that I want both of you to say: “Let’s go watch the fireworks next week. Just the two of us.””

Kento: “Let’s go watch the fireworks. Just the two of us.” (listen)

Masaki: Wowww.

Kento. I think I did a really great job right now. Now it’s your turn.

Masaki: “Let’s go see fireworks next week. Just the two of us.” (listen)

Kento: Ohh… That sounded really nice.

Masaki: Since it’s summer, I tried a sexier kind of tone. We got another messages from jamuoojiobasan, “Excuse me, but I realized in the middle of the show that something was wrong, but Kento Yamazaki…. are you really that stupid? I apologize if I’m in the wrong right now, but are you stupid?”

Kento: Nooo. My name means ‘clever person’ so there is no way I’m stupid. It’s impossible. To write my name, you literally have to write ‘clever human’ (賢: clever; 人: human). *masaki is dying of laughter during this* It’s a name that my father and mother chose and took their time to think over. They named me that because they believed in me and thought it was the best fit for me. But that’s my opiniooon.

Masaki: We got more messages from jeankeijean, “Suda-san, Yamazaki-san, please let me request a line for you guys to say. Please say, “Do you want to come over since I’m good at making rice balls?”” (It’s kind of a tongue twister when you say it in japanese)

Kento: I’m going to go for a natural kind of way to say it. *does the exact opposite* “Do you want to come over since I’m good at making rice balls?”

Masaki: Hey, hey, hey. You’re just fooling around.

Kento: It’s really hard to say it, just try. Do you want to—do you want to- What?

Masaki: Okay, I’ll try. *says it perfectly* “Do you want to come over since I’m good at making rice balls?”

Kento: Wow, you’re so good.

Masaki: Why don’t you try saying it again?

Kento: “Do you want to come over……. since I’m good at making… rice balls?”

*starts laughing*

Masaki: Why can’t you do it?

Kento: I don’t know. (listen)

Masaki: But wait, what kind of line is this? WAIT. Why did this person make us say this?

Kento: She probably wanted us to make rice balls.

Masaki: Why would someone go to another person’s house because of their rice ball skills? Anyway, radio name: shindome, "I want you to guys say this line-”

Kento: “Hey, let’s go catch it… THAT BIG ASS BEETLE TOGETHER!” (listen) ….. I was aiming for that whole “battling each other” kind of scene. It wasn’t really that good… Can you say it next?

Masaki: Kento- kun, you want me to do it?

Kento: Please ♥︎

Masaki: Let’s go catch it… that big ass beetle together ♥︎ (listen)

Kento: That was kind of sexy.

Masaki: Is anyone even enjoying this?

Kento: Is this okay for you guys?

Masaki: I feel like the only thing we’re doing is pouring our heart out for this.

Kento: Yeah, I’m sweating in weird places right now.

Masaki: What even was this segment? Kento-kun, do you want to rest a little?

Part 7: Even more fan mail & Kento’s mannerisms towards Masaki

Kento: “There’s this person I like that doesn’t look at me nor pay much attention to me. Are you asking me what I should do? Do you know why giraffes have long necks? It’s to eat the leaves of tall trees. What am I trying to say is that, in order to be with someone you can’t reach, the only possible way to reach them is to be a giraffe. All you have to do is make your neck longer slowly and steadily, and you’ll be fine. Any person would look at someone who has a long neck. I’m sure she’ll look at your neck. So the only thing left is to wait for your neck to get long. THIS WAS YAMAZAKI’S KENTO ALL NIGHT NIPPON!”

I was so annoying just now.

Masaki: Yeah, you sounded really stupid. By the way, we forced him to say this.

Kento: Exactly, it was in the script.

Masaki: Sure, but no one told you to read it like that…

Kento: It was really fun.

Masaki: We have more messages! Radio name: soshitarasoredekekkoudesu. “Recently Suda-san —although he really doesn’t have to— has been training to get a little muscular. Has Kento-san been training as well?”

Kento: I have. I’ve been going to the gym a lot.

Masaki: Wasn't there a time long ago when you suddenly became so big (fit)? It was right in the moment when I was training for the boxing movie.

Kento: But didn’t you get so thin right after that?

Masaki: Yeah, that was for ‘Teiichi’. In terms of getting fit and gaining weight, do you do it because they tell you to or do you do it on your own will?

Kento: Well, for ‘JOJO’, when I read the manga, my character is obviously so big and muscular, so I know I had to do it.

Masaki: Yeah, he’s not even full Japanese.

Kento: I ended up gaining 10kg.

Masaki: Wow, really? I also gained 10kg for the boxer role, but it’s so hard to gain weight. It's way easier to lose weight than to gain.

Kento: I agree.

Masaki: Are there any other roles that you feel that you put a lot of effort in?

Kento: Yeah, all my roles. No, but in all seriousness, for example, for “Death Note”, when I was filming the drama, I was still filming “Mare”. I was already thin when I was filming “Mare”, so I decided to lose more weight filming “Death Note” because I thought it was better for the appearance for my character. How about you?

Masaki: The only times I changed my weight for a role was for “Princess Jellyfish” and for the boxer. I haven’t trained much for my roles. Until what age do you think you’ll be able to wear a school uniform? When it was announced that I was going to star in “My Little Montster”, I commented that it was going to be the last time that I was going to wear a uniform for a movie. I remember you said a while back that you weren’t going to do more roles wearing uniforms, but…

Kento: I definitely think I’ve worn a lot of uniforms in my career.

Masaki: Up until now, what color blazers have you worn for your roles?

Kento: There’s a lot. Green, black, navy blue, brown, black.. But I’ve also worn jackets, chouran (”JOJO” style uniform)…

Masaki: For “My Little Monster”, my blazer was orange. And when I looked at myself wearing the blazer, I thought that that would be my last high schooler role. I thought that because I used to wear Gakuran (a type of Japanese school uniform with a stand-up collar, a long jacket and loose pants X) back when I was in high school. People who used to wear Gakuran get embarassed when they were blazers. Do you feel that?

Kento: When I was in high school, since I wore a blazer, in my first role where I had to put on a blazer, it felt good.

Masaki: How old are you? You’re 22, right?

Kento: Yeah, I’m almost 23.

Masaki: What do you want for your birthday?

Kento: I want you to take me to a thrift-store that you go to often. We haven’t been to one in a while.

Masaki: Oh, yeah, by the way, I want to confront you about something. One day, suddenly, you started talking to me in tameguchi (In japanese depending who you’re talking to, you have to speak in one way or another. Obviously if you’re talking to someone who’s older that you, you talk in a more respectful and formal manner aka keigo and if you’re talking to a really close friend or a family member, you talk in a informal manner aka tamego). I really don’t care what kind of way you talk to me, but—

Kento: *talking in tamego* Oh, really?

Masaki: STOP THAT!

Kento: Suda-kun, suda-kun.

Masaki: Stop pointing at me… Anyway, one day, you were like, “It’s okay if I just call you Masaki, right?”

Kento: Oh, yeah.

Kento: You always called me Suda-kun, but one day you asked me that. Actually, when you started calling me Masaki, I was really happy. I mean, technically, age-wise you should be talking to me in keigo, but I didn’t really care. But recently, when we’re texting, you always talk to me in keigo.

Kento: The thing is… *in tamego* Listen, okay, so… *in keigo* Please listen to me.

Masaki: Stop!

Kento: Well, you’re my senpai….. You’re not only my senpai in my life, but you’re my…… you’re just my senpai in my life, basically.

Masaki: Oh, so there’s no and?

Kento: *in tamego* If I become too friendly with you, I’ll end up talking to you in tamego. *in keigo* I’ll end up talking to you in tamego. So, before I was like, “I’m going to talk to you in tamego!” But then I realized that you’re my senpai.

Masaki: So when you started using tameguchi, you felt weird?

Kento: Yeah, I don’t know why. *in tamego* But Suda-kun, you’re um… you’re…

*masaki laughs*

Kento: You’re the eldest.

Masaki: You mean between my brothers? Yeah, I’m the eldest of three.

Kento: Between your siblings, the youngest is Kento, right? I also happen to be the youngest.

Masaki: Oh, so the same “Kento” connection. You see, this is really confusing. My younger brother’s name is also Kento. How about in your family?

Kento: I have an older brother. I’m the younger one.

Masaki: I see. So what you’re trying to say is that I, Masaki, the eldest of my siblings, whose youngest brother is called Kento, and you, Kento, the youngest sibling, who has an older brother, is the reason why you use keigo with me.

Kento: Well, kind of. But other that, you’re really good at cooking.

Masaki: Have I made you food before?

Kento: Yeah. I'll never forget the curry you once made me.

Masaki: You’re such a liar.

Kento: The avocado cream curry that you made me—

Masaki: That's so nostalgic. You had so many refills that day. You told me that you wanted the sweet version and the spicy version, so I had to use two frypans to make it for the day after.

Kento: Exactly.

Masaki: I remember being like, “Aren’t I your senpai? Why do I have to make two types of curry for you?”

Kento: It’s because you’re nice.

Masaki: I remember in one plate you had on the right side the sweet version and on the left the spicy one.

Kento: Well, Suda-kun, apart from being my senpai, to me you’re kind of like an older brother figure to me. I can’t call you Masaki.

Masaki: I guess. I mean, if anything you should call me by my real name.

*and in that moment your heart skipped a beat. “his rEAL NAME?????”, you must be thinking. he’s right. his name is fake. now you guys are probably screaming. “but i thought his name was suda masaki” BITCH IT AINT. DONT WORRY LIL FELLA IM GOIN THRU THIS RN. AFTER 11 MONTHS OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, AFTER WATCHING 10 MOVIES, 3 DRAMAS, BUYING 2 SOLO SINGLES & MANY MAGAZINES AND WATCHING HUNDREDS OF HIS INTERVIEWS I NEVER KNEW THAT ‘SUDA MASAKI’ WASN’T HIS REAL NAME. THE WORLD IS QUAKING, THE DINASOURS ARE RESURRECING & SATAN HAS RISEN WE ARE ALL SHOOK. ARE YALL READY TO HEAR HIS FUCKING NAME OH MY GOD ITS (no offence ily bb) but iTS THE UGLIEST THING YOULL EVER HEAR (im totally kidding) ITS… ITSS….. SUGOU TAISHOU.

and this is my queue to jump off a cliff :))) antiways here are some text posts i made when i found out about this fake ass lil bitch x x x x x

ok lets get back to the show*

Masaki: It seems like the show is coming to an end.

Kento: Are you serious?

Masaki: We have a new message. Radio name: mokemokestudio, “I’ve never seen such a ridiculously free-spirited actor in my life.”

Kento: Thank you.

Masaki: “You were really great, but you were also really annoying. Kento, good job! Thank you.”

Kento: Thanks, mokemoke!

Masaki: But wasn’t this a surprise for everyone? You know, this raw-kind-of-Kento. You’ve never had the opportunity to talk like this before, right?

Kento: Yeah, it was so much fun. I don’t want to leave. I think you’re amazing. Just thinking about the fact that you do this every week alone is amazing.

Masaki: *laughs* I would appreciate it if you tell me these kind words after the show ends.

Kento: Bu—but you’re my senapi.

Masaki: Stop! Don’t pretend like you meant what you just said. Just leave.

*outro music starts*

Masaki: Today’s guest was Yamazaki Kento! Thank you so much!

Kento: Thank you so much! Suda-kun, thank you so much!

Masaki: Any last words you want to say?

Kento: Ok….. Suda-kun, I love you.

Masaki: Are you okay with that being your last words?

Kento: Um… What should I say?……. *quoting “JOJO”* This was great! (listen)

Part 8: Last & final goodbye!

❋ masaki now alone ❋

Masaki: Yamazaki Kento really is gone now. He’s a really funny guy. We have received a lot of messages concerning him. Radio name: moufu, “Just before the commercial started, right after his embarrassing confession, he ended with an A+ comment. Kento is really amazing.” Right? He started saying, “I love you” and all that nonsense and ruined the mood, but he ended with “This was great.” It was like BAM!!! He’s the type of guy that when he puts his heart into something, he does it perfectly. Let’s hope that he comes back in the future.

. . . .

❋ while Masaki was finishing the show, Kento started bothering him ❋

Masaki: Guys, wait a minute. I’m so sorry, but I’m going to put this on hold for a second. While I was reading your guys’ messages, Yamazaki Kento-kun just came back and is next to me with his arm around me, and he won’t stop taking pictures of me. You can hear the shutter right? He's so annoying. When are you going to seriously leave?

Kento: *starts laughing* I'll leave, don’t worry.

Masaki: No, no, no. Don’t say “I’ll leave, don’t worry.”

Kento: Suda-kun.

Masaki: What?

Kento: Suda Masaki’s All Night Nippon!

Masaki: Yeah, and? Earlier you ended it so perfectly with “This was great!”

Kento: Oh—oh, okay. I’ll leave then.

Masaki: You smell like garlic! LEAVE!

Kento: Bye, Suda-kun!

Masaki: Bye!… Are you seriously going to end it like this?

Kento: It was great.

Masaki: Hmm? It’s a bit different…

Kento: Bye!…. Thankyousomuch!

Masaki: Stop!

Kento: Good morning!

Masaki: Even though it’s past midnight don’t say good morning.

Kento: Thank you so much! (listen)

❀um yea congrats if you read everything!!! please like this post if you have bc this was so TIME CONSUMING so i want to know if people actually care or even read this bc if not fuck yall i wont do more in the future bc this took yEARS off my life im probs going to die in 5 days ok thats it thanks!!❀

#suda masaki #yamazaki kento #all night nippon #translation #*

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