#Grimgor Ironhide

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Grimgor makes local chaos stunty regret his life choices

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[chiefatticcreator]

At the height of the biggest WAAAGHH!!! of all time, Grimgor invaded Cathay, crushing it under his boot. One of the many trophies the Git took was Miao Ying, the Storm Dragon, as his personal sex slave.

TW: rape

With a cruel laugh, Grimgor slammed Gitsnik into the last Cathayan in his way and watched as the man was cleaved nearly in two by this single strike, the soldier's body collapsing in seconds. The halberd fell to the floor in a clang, completely useless. Somewhere behind him, his Immortulz were in the process of butchering the last defenders as well. Nan-Gau was burning, scores of orcs running around, looting and killing, which was right entertaining.

The greatest threat of Cathays had not been the forces of Chaos held at bay by the Great Bastion, nor the Ogres of the Mountains of Mourn. No, the threat had come from further west, from something that none of Cathay's Astromancer had ever foreseen. Grimgor had formed the biggest WAAAGHH!!! he had ever seen and with him at its head, they had reduced Zharr-Naggrund to little more than rubble and piles of scrap metal, to be picked apart by the Greenskins for shiny loot, or good armour and choppas amidst the corpses of the hated big-hatted stunties. After the demise of the Chaos Dwarfs, the WAAGHH had turned east. Grimgor had fought in the Old World, and had killed countless normal dwarfs, Imperials, Border Princes, Savages Orcs... He had killed so many of that that he had turned his gaze east instead, towards places he had never rampaged through before. Towards something new and more interesting.

And so the WAAGHH had turned east, rampaging and pillaging through the Mountains of Mourn. Fighting off the huge ogres and their beasts, killing their Tyrants, gutting them, pillaging their loot hauls, eating them, sometimes. And the WAAGHH had made the Mountains green, before moving on. They had spilt out of the mountains into the Warpstone Desert where the Skaven dwelled, but the desert hadn't been fun. So instead they continued through the mountains and had eventually fallen into Cathay like a green, angry, mean and brutal avalanche.

The Cathayan had been a new foe, one that Grimgor had never fought before. They favoured crossbows and bows, and their warriors had spears and halberds for the most part. But fighting this new kind of warrior had been exciting to Grimgor. Really, really damn fun, even. Enough to keep him entertained during the weeks the war against Cathay had gone. Village after village, hundreds of peasants had died at Gitsnik's edge. Or bashed with the flat of its blade. Or had their brains crushed, bashed or punched by Grimgor's ists while he retried his axe from one of the war machines that had opposed Grimgor's army.

And after destroying so many villages and had moved on to bigger towns. More heavily defended forts, cities with warriors wearing actual good armour, that actually knew how to fight. From simple canons to weird magic chariots, strange flying horses, and even huge statues that came to life to murder the Orcs. Those moving statues had been very fun to fight. and there had been no bigger city, nor ones as heavily defended, as the fortress-factory of Nan-Gau. It had required him to actually think of a plan of attack beyond "order giants to smash the walls". But the greentide had prevailled. Orcs (and a handful of Goblins that Grimgor had to tolerate for their usefulness, as much as he smashed any that actually came within his sights) and some giant... the Greentide had breached the defense of Nan-gau, and had fought its army, killing hundreds, thousands even, of soldiers on the fields before the walls, on the walls themselves, and in the city. Each human refusing to give ground as the Orcs massacred them, but the ones that fled were not spared either, the boar or wolf riders making a sport out of hunting those defensless civilians. Grimgor himself had led the charge with his favourite Orcs, his "Immortulz" right behind him as they killed the most elite guards, the best armed soldiers, butchered the Longma riders that swooped in from the sky, until the entire city was engulfed in flames and chaos. The city had fallen, its factories ransoacked by enterprising Goblins, Orcs and trolls roaming the streets, defacing statues, killing civilians...

It didn't matter much to Grimgor now; the fighting was done, let the boyz have their fun and grab what they wanted, Grimgor would take the best prize for himself. Grinning, Grimgor approached the last enemy to be defeated, although this one he wouldn't kill.

"You dare, you filthy, disgusting, savage..." The Matriarch of Nan-Gau, Miao Ying, daughter of the Dragon Emperor, stood before him, body cackling with energy and electricity. "You will burn for you affront to the Emperor, and I will destroy you!"

Her regal and proud face was marred with rage as she gazed at Grimgor. Her body cackled with even more energy as she started floating above the ground, ready to transform into her awe-inspiring dragon form. She was going to destroy that Greenskin. She was going to smite him, to destroy his very soul, to...

Energy fizzled out as she felt something around her neck. She had been quick, but Grimgor had been quicker. The enormous Orc had ran to her and clasped a collar around her neck, tackling her to the ground in the same move, pinning her under him as his ugly face snarled at her.

The collar was an ugly, dark thing. One of obsidian incrusted with warpstone. A trinket plundered from Zharr-Naggrund, used by the chaos dwarfs to bind demons to the material world and enslave them. Grimgor had picked it up, remembering the rumours about "huge dragon-lizards" in Cathay, and had slapped it around Miao Ying's neck just in time.

It was made to bind powerful demons. Greater Demons, even, to make them compliant and non-dangerous, and the Storm Dragon was no different. She tried to grab the collar, to shatter it with her magic, with her strength. But the collar held on. Hands that had enough strength to bend swords in halves, coursing with magic powerful enough to explode the head of a Norscan warrior, did nothing to the collar of dark obsidian around her neck. Worse, the magic was absorbed by the warpstone embedded in the dark metal.

For the first time in centuries, panic, terror even, invaded Miao Ying's mind. She was apparently robbed of her power, in her weak human form, and face to face with an ugly, filthy, angry brute that outweighted her, was taller than her, and stronger than her. She weakly reached out, to try to push him away, to scamper away to her feet as her eyes darted around for help...

There was no help. This plaza was empty of anyone living, only Miao Ying, the cropses of massacrd cathayan, and Grimgor.

Grimgor Ironhide, who now had something other than pure anger and violence in his gaze as his eyes ran up and down the woman's body. Something that she had seen plenty of times before and found disgusting, especially now that it was coming from an ugly beast like him : Lust.

"You cannot be thinking..." Her voice was haughty and shocked, but there was a hint of fear within. He was a strong orc, and thanks to that collar, she was nearly as mighty as a normal human woman.

But he was. He absolutely was thinking about her beautiful body in such a lustful way. His knee, nearly as huge as her entire head was, pinned her thigh to the stone floor, making her unable to move as his brutish hands darted. Clothing that had been made by the finest tailors of Wei-Jin to be as gorgeous as comfortable, the fruit of years of labour by the greatest craftsmen, was unceremoniously ripped to shred by the orc brute in an instant. Miao Ying was powerless to stop him, her hands being barely more than annoyances to the towering Greenskin.

That damn collar made her weak, his wieght on her made escape impossible, and no help would be coming.

She became acutely aware that Grimgor was fumbling with his own armour as well, especially the lower half, as his enormous hands let go of her for a moment. She could have used that opportunity to make another attempt at escape, at kicking him, at pushing him... but she didn't. Instead, her entire body was frozen in fear as she watched the tall Orc deftly remove the armour plates protecting his groin. Not with any gentleness, but with rroe care than he had put destroyign miao Ying's own garnments. In a matter of seconds, the dark plate was thrown a short distance away, and there was nothing (of course there wouldn't be anything, were Greenskins even civilized enough for loincloths?). Nothing beyond the heavy mass that smacked against the dragon lady with a meaty "thump" and almost knocked the wind out of her: Grimgor's ccok and balls.

The only word that came to Miao ying's mind as she stared at them was: bigger.

Grimgor's cock was bigger than any she had taken in her life. Not a single one of the hundreds of human subjects that had had the honour of pleasuring her through the millenia had packed a cock that was even a fourth as long as the monstruous member that had slammed against her torso, nearly knocking the wind out of her. None had been even a fifth as thick, the gargantuan Greenskin cock easily as large as her thigh. As for his balls... each of Grimgor's testicle was nearly the size of Miao Ying's head, and even as they simply rested against her thighs, she could feel them rumbling, producing endless virile cum. And the smell! The sheer stench of grimgor's cock made the daughter of the Dragon Emperor want to vomit.

"G...get away from me, you filthy beast!" she weakly spat. The collar had done its job, and not only did she not have any actual strength to fight back anymore, but even her words were uncertain, empty of the haughty pride she usually carried herself with.

The only reply Grimgor gave her was a brutish, cruel laugh, followed by a simple sentence, one that Miao ying somehow understood even spoken in the barbaric tongue of the Greenskins:

"Got myself a nice trophy slave 'ere."

Before she could speak further, he had drawn his hips back. miao Ying felt his thick monstercock slide off her stomach, leaving a disgusting trail of rank... something. Pre-cum, mixed in with disgusting sweat, smegma, and who knew what else, the stench of which burned at her nostrils.

With a terrified shudder, she felt and saw his huge cocktip rub against her cunt, trying to force an entrance that wasn't possible, to stretch her outer lips, to open her more than was possible. With an annoyed grunt, Grimgor grabbed her waist, and slammed his cock inside her, shoving his inhumanely huge dick inside her cunt. In an instant, Miao Ying was in more pain than she had ever felt before, Grimgor's cock so huge it felt like she would tear in half. And yet, her body held on as she howled in pain, as her face took an expression of shock and suffering no one had ever seen from her before. Grimgor's only reaction was another brutish laugh, and to start actually fucking her.

The pain did not diminish in the slightest as the cock that was rapign her literally reshaped her guts, shook her to her very soul. Her eyes, now fearful and swelling with tears, dared look down, and she immediately regretted it. There, stretched more than it had any right to, her stomach was... moving. She could see the shape of the orc's cock moving below her skin as clearly as if her body wasn't there. She could see it move through her, violate her very womb, so thick and huge it left no inch of her pussy untouched, unmolested. Her entire insides were now just a toy for Grimgor Ironhide.

And the orc grunted in pleasure, clearly enjoying himself, finding her semi-divine pussy to his liking at he raped her, as he thrust, her body treated as nothing more than a fleshlight for that hyper cock. For the dick of the biggest and meanest orc ever. Miao Ying's pain did not subside, even as the minutes piled on and Grimgor enjoyed himself more and more. Even when his free hand grabbed at her breasts, it was without any regards for her pleasure, or even for her well-being at all, and only for Grimgor's enjoyment as he grunted in pleasure.

When he finally came, it was with a loud, triumphant roar, as he shot his cum with enough force to bruise her, leaving another mark of her defeat on her womb, as she was flooded with gallons of disgusting orc semen.

But at least it was over. Grimgor had used her, had defiled her, and now he would finally end her. Even if she felt even more pain as he removed his cock, leaving her gaping. Even if her last vision would be of the orc's digusting green cock, dripping with his own cum and her juices he had forced out of her. at least now her suffering would end. Miao Ying closed her eyes, the thought that had made that brutal rape somewhat bearable fully blooming in her mind: it's done, it's over now. She closed her eyes, eager for Grimgor's axe to finally end it.

Instead, his hand closed around her throat and he effortlessly lifted her.

"Gonna keep her for a bit, still fun to use." he declared.

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thoughts on Grimgor Ironhide?

well he's never lost a fight so he must be doing something right

[denofimagination-blog]

An orcish battlewagon is a powerful war machine that terrifies its enemies with its strength and grandeur. Here are some quotes about this menacing construct:

"The battlewagon isn't just a vehicle, it's an icon of the orcish way of life." - Gazbag, Orc Boss.

"If you've got a problem that can't be solved with a battlewagon, then it can't be solved." - Grimgor Ironhide, Lord of the Ironfist.

"Gather a few orks, add some steel and paint, and in no time you'll have a real, big battlewagon!" - Gorduz Backstabber, Master of Construction.

"The best thing about the battlewagon is that not only do you kill enemies, but you also toss their corpses in style!" - Grukk Face-Rippa, Orc Commander.

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[maddyaddy]

Grimgor Ironhide on his way to own me the moment I get big in a Dwarfs campaign in Total War: Warhammer:

#Addy Talks

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

But back to the original question. Are there any of the major characters you like more than others? Karl Franz, Grimgor Ironhide, Thorgrim Grudgebearer, or even Malekith? There are certainly many to like. And some to like to hate.

Nagash, many of the named Vampires, Arkhan the Black.

Karl.... Does not wow me, his blurb in the Empire army book is half a page and doesn't say much. Karl got fleshed out by other books, but his main army book was like. "Hey, here is the Emperor... Wooo."

[charaday5e]

Grimgor Ironhide, Half-Orc Battle Master Fighter (Ex-Soldier) level 5, made by ChatGPT

Grimgor Ironhide Half-Orc Fighter Battle Master Ex-Soldier (Athletics, Intimidation) Array: 14, 14, 13, 10, 12, 10, Str +2, Con +1 Str 16, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 10 HP (1d10+2) 10 AC 16 (Scale mail, dex) Init +2, Speed 30 Senses: Investigation 10, Perception 13 Saves: Strength +5, Constitution +4 Ex-Soldier Skills: Athletics +5, Intimidation +2 Fighter Skills: Athletics +5, Perception +3 Half-Orc Skills: Intimidation +2 Languages: Common, Orcish Half-Orc Traits: Darkvision, Menacing, Relentless Endurance, Savage Attacks Fighter Traits: Combat Style Great Weapon Fighting, Second Wind Greataxe: +5 (1d12+3) Bonus Action: Second Wind Tools: One type of gaming set, vehicles (land) Equipment: Scale mail, Greataxe, heavy shield, backpack, bedroll, rations (10), waterskin

Level 2 Fighter 2 HP (2d10+4) 10+6+4=20 Class Traits: Action Surge Level 3 Fighter 3 HP (3d10+6) 10+12+6=28 Fighter Archetype: Battle Master Battle Master Traits: Student of War, Combat Superiority Maneuver Dice: 4d8, DC 13 Maneuvers: Disarming Strike, Feinting Attack, Goading Attack, Trip Attack Magic Items: cloak of protection

Level 4 Fighter 4 HP (4d10+8) 10+18+8=36 Ability Score Improvement: Strength +2 (18) Saves: Strength +6, Constitution +4 Ex-Soldier Skills: Athletics +6, Intimidation +2 Fighter Skills: Athletics +6, Perception +3

Level 5 Fighter 5 HP (5d10+10) 10+24+10=44 Class Trait: Extra Attack Senses: Investigation 10, Perception 14 Saves: Strength +7, Constitution +5 Ex-Soldier Skills: Athletics +7, Intimidation +3 Fighter Skills: Athletics +7, Perception +4 Magic Items: ring of jumping

Backstory Grimgor was born into a tribe of half-orcs that lived on the fringes of society. He was raised as a warrior, honing his skills in hand-to-hand combat and learning to harness his rage in battle. When he came of age, he joined a group of soldiers who fought in a series of wars, quickly rising through the ranks to become a respected leader among his peers.

Grimgor's combat prowess and fearlessness in battle earned him a reputation as a fearsome warrior, and he soon found himself in high demand as a mercenary. He travelled the land, fighting in battles and sacking cities for whoever would pay him the most. He grew rich and gained a reputation as a ruthless killer, but he never forgot his roots and the skills he had learned from his half-orc tribe.

Grimgor's experience and cunning make him a formidable opponent on the battlefield. He uses his Great Weapon Fighting Style to wield his greataxe with deadly precision, and his Battle Master archetype allows him to use a variety of combat maneuvers to confuse and disable his opponents. Despite his fearsome reputation, Grimgor is fiercely loyal to his friends and will stop at nothing to protect them --------

Character Build Analysis Grimgor is a solid character with a fascinating stat array. 14,14,13,12,10,10 is quite a discount array. Not having to buy a 15 starting stat saves you 3 points that you can spend towards an odd stat. Taking a Dexterity of 14 and a Constitution of 13 lets you spread the remaining points to have no negatives and a fourth positive stat. Alliteratively, you could have used the standard array 15,14,13,12,10,8 and put the 15 into Constitution and the 14 into Strength, Giving you a starting 16 for Strength and more hitpoints from Constitution. Other than the interesting stat array, the rest of this character is pretty logical. As a Soldier/Ex-Soldier, we could have swapped out Intimidate and created a custom background to gain an additional trained skill. An Ex-Soldier/Sailor could gain Athletics and Perception, still get the racial bonus skill of Intimidate and then he could have taken Athletics and Acrobatics from Fighter Skills.

As for Maneuvers, I’m fine with the ChatGPT selection but I would have swapped out one of them for Parry, this gives Grimgor a Reaction to reduce damage by 1d8+2 since he has a 14 Dexterity. At 44 hitpoints, this character has some real staying power. Great Weapon Fighting Style has the potential to increase the average damage for the Greataxe by half a point and I’d like to see him take a longsword and shield with the Deuling Style to gain +2 to Armor Class and +2 to damage, which helps bring back up the average of 1d8+4 (8.5) versus 1d12+4 (10.5). A solid Fighter build with a generic and realistic backstory.

[mainsdesk]

Total war warhammer norsca chant

TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER NORSCA CHANT UPDATE

Lizard-stone tumble, and dead grey-meat my supper, the names of the Eldest spill from my lips, my love. Her song calls men from every land, and my servants walk the land of swamp, doing death for all time. With a touch, he rises once more, brine-blood vigour her delight. Slime-thing lovers call sailors to salty death in my name. Secrets and lies, from the birth of time, so all that is hidden be mine, my dear. Not for glimmer, nor spark, but for Lizard-wyrd parchment and age-crusted name. To the coast of far away I sailed, to delve in dusty place. Wyrm-midden and filth my crib, man-flesh and dead-thing my down. Nakai will no longer incorrectly gift certain regions to Empire factions." From a dark place I came, and to darker places still I travel, dear heart.Fixed a variety of crashes and text issues.Fixed an issue where UI would not close/open correctly when confederating a faction with an army without a Lord.

TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER NORSCA CHANT UPDATE

Fixed an issue where the upgrade button for Athel Tamarha Buildings did not update instantly when selecting to upgrade a prison.Fixed an issue as Clan Eshin, where Eshin Actions information is displayed in the central panel whilst Clan Contracts is selected.Fixed issues where Waaagh! armies caused the movement point bars of their parent armies to display incorrectly and allow usage of Ambush Stance with no movement points remaining.Fixed an instance where Waaagh! armies would spawn with larger armies than their parent army.the active Waaagh! target button can no longer be click-dragged around the map.Waaagh! marker no longer remains indefinitely if the faction that called it is destroyed.UI will now accurately reflect Army unit count when teleporting between deep root locations whilst recruiting.Fixed an issue where Very Hard/Legendary settlements required fewer growth points per level than lower difficulty levels.Fixed a crash that could occur when capturing a lord with the Warden’s Cage ability.Fixed an instance of broken terrain next to the Witchwood in the Mortal Empires Campaign.Explosive squig kills are now calculated in the post-battle screen.Fixed an issue where the player could instantly confederate Wydrioth and Torgovann as Orion or Durthu in a Multiplayer Mortal Empires Campaign.Army reinforcement lines now show when an army is close by.Fixed an issue where players were unable to complete Campaign Objectives for certain factions during playthroughs where Chaos Invasion was disabled.Fixed a variety of crashes and text issues.The sound effects of the Warden’s Cage ability no longer persists after the Lord is wounded/killed in battle.Arachnarok spiders no longer share the same 3D/2D Porthole in battles.Solved an issue where opening and closing the settlement gates on some Small Settlements would be very loud.Fixed some terrain height issues on MP Blue Reach River map.Fixed an issue when Unit Icons could appear beneath the terrains on Black Ark Landing maps.Fixed some issues with unexpected holes appearing in Grimgor Ironhide, Black Orc Warboss and Orc Warboss after their death animations had played.Spellweavers no longer goes bald once they die.Replaced some placeholder icons appearing on characters in the Post-Battle screen for faction ‘Court of the Nighthawk’.Mousing between Shot Type tooltips rapidly will no longer cause the text to become offset.Fixed a modding issue where unit-variant colour behaviour would not match schema data.Fixed some instances where Sea battles would load incorrectly.Fixed a situation where the player is unable to overcast Magic Missile spells.Fixed an issue where an overly harsh morale penalty is applied when the player only has flying units left.The ‘Eagle Bow’ ability now has it’s VFX displayed correctly.‘Whip of Agony’ ability can no longer be cast on artillery.Stopped the Damage Value Tracker from tracking friendly fire damage.Fixed some instances where Units did not break their hidden state when they fired while moving.Throgg’s Fimir Linebreakers ancillaries now apply ‘Rattled’ effect.Chariots will no longer collide with invisible dead bodies.Fixed an issue that had Dragon Ogres use Zoat visual effects for their animations.Fixed an issue where Glade Riders T-posed whilst they were part of the Hunters of Kurnous Rogue Army.Fixed an issue that was stopping 360 fire on Great Stag Mounts for Glade Lords and Glade Captains.Fixed an issue where interrupting a projectile-type spell could allow the player to cast it without cost or cooldown, and outside of the cast range.

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[forbidden-sorcery]

"Everfing I see is mine. All da uvver bits are mine too - I just ain't got there yet."

Confirmed egoist - Grimgor Ironhide

#grimgor ironhide #Warhammer fantasy #greenskins

[axenverse-dnd]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

#warhammer #grimgor ironhide

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

TWW2 just got their greenskin update and thus far I’ve been greatly enjoying the subtle nuances of Orc politics. Like getting Orc armies to ally with mine by beating the shit out of them with Grimgor. Or taking over dwarf strongholds by beating the shit out of them with Grimgor, or extorting money from Skaven by b-

#Warhammer Fantasy #Total War: Warhammer 2 #Orcs #Greenskins #Grimgor Ironhide #Age of Sigmar

[40kmemes]

#total war warhammer #total war #creative assembly #karl franz #bretonnia #Balthasar Gelt #grimgor ironhide

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Grimgor Ironhide by Alexandr Leskinen https://www.artstation.com/artwork/D5PlEo

#Grimgor Ironhide by Alexandr Leskinen #art #illustration #concept art #artist #fantasy #artistsont

[cystus-the-malignant]

A look into the two most confusing Warhammer gods

If you ask me, the Machiavellian schemes of Tzeentch, the unimaginable power of The Emperor, the absolute sickfuckery of Slaanesh, and even the intentional confusion of The Deceiver have nothing on the Gods of the most simplistic race of all.

Gork ‘n Mork are, if you ask me, the gods that will cause the most debate on “what do they look like?” and “Which is which” and even “are they even two separate entities?” Because 40K lore intentionally leaves a lot of them vague as fuck, and for a humorously simple reason: the orks don’t fucking know either!

Seriously, ask any Ork, be he puny grott, or might Warboss, and they’ll almost all tell you, one ‘a dem bashes ya in da face, and de udduh sneaks up an’ smashez ya in da face. It’s just...not even an ork is sure which is which, namely because they may as well be the same thing.

Of course a warboss like Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka will tell you there IS a big difference and that he DOES know which is which. See, Ghazzy is quite literally the prophet of Gork. He hears his voice and his ideas, and subsequently has become the single most powerful Ork warboss since the days of WAAAGH!!! Beast. WAAAGH!!! Ghazghkull is setting up to be the next Beast WAAAGH!!! and that is really, unbelievably, fuckmassively, horribly, space shatteringly, bowel shakingly bad.

Y’see, WAAAGH!!! Beast nearly ended Holy Terra, in fact, The Beast himself grew so large, so powerful, so FUCKING INTELLIGENT, that he had ORK DIPLOMATS. Let me state again, that, as an Ork Warboss, the ork known only as The Beast became so powerful from the overwhelming Gestalt field that it is said that he was as big as a fucking Hab Block, and that the marines mistook him for a goddamn STOMPA! Not only this, but y’know how Ghazzy loves to use roks as both tansportation AND weapons? (for those of you unaware, roks are basically meteorites that have giant fucking thrusters strapped to them) Yeah, The Beast made attack MOONS.

Not only this, but any Ork aficionado knows that there are main Ork klans or tribes. These are usually regarded as The Blud Axes, The Snakebites, and Goffs, among others. The thing is, these klans started with The Beast, who designated certain boyz who were good at gettin’ shit done. On top of this, I repeat, ORK FUCKING DIPLOMATS!

I’m gonna be in all caps for this, fair warning.

THE BEAST AND HIS WAAAGH!!! BECAME SO FUCKMASSIVE THAT THE GESTALT FIELD OF EACH ORK WAS SO SUPERCHARGED THEY BECAME ESSENTIALLY FUCKING KRORKS, THE OG ORKS, THE THING THE ANCIENT ONES INTENDED TO MAKE! THESE FUCKERS WERE SO INTELLIGENT THEY LAID SIEGE TO TERRA, AND THEN SENT IN DIPLOMATS TO DISCUSS TERMS OF FUCKING SURRENDER! NO FUCKING ORK SURRENDERS OR ACCEPTS IT BUT GODDAMN THE BEAST WAS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO RECOGNIZE THE BENEFIT OF SURRENDER FROM THE ENEMY!

Now...why am I telling you how awful the beast WAAAGH!!! was? Because WAAAGH!!! Beast failed. Why? Because for all his intelligence, The Beast didn’t have Gork or Mork to guide him. Who does? Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka does, and like I said, his WAAAGH!!! is shaping up to be even bigger.

Now, what does this actually have to DO with Gork ‘n Mork? Everything. See Ghazzy is proof that orks worship two individual gods, not mistaking one god for two. Gork is supposed to be the brutal kunnin’ of ork boyz, the guy who walks up to your face, smashes your face in with a pipe, and then uses your smashed face as a trophy. Gork is savage brutality that has intelligence behind it. Ork and intelligence isn’t synonymous, but by god their brutality is almost accidentally brilliant. Mork, on the other hand, is said to be the god of kunnin’ brutality. He’s the git who, like a goff, paints ‘isself purple, sneaks up behind a humie, and then taps him on the shoulder. With a cooking grenade. Gork and Mork’s difference is that one will scare you by sneaking up (Mork) the other will scare you by walking towards you (Gork).

Another thing to note, the last time any sort of Ork/Orc was supposed to be the prophet of Gork, he nearly killed Archaon. Grimgor Ironhide is, without a doubt, the most powerful Orc in Warhammer Fantasy, and was ALSO the prophet of Gork. What did Grimgor do in his life? Oh y’know, just make some chaos dwarfs run away horrified, charge so far into skaven ratways that he damn near broke into a fucking UNDERCITY, oh and he also BEHEADED ARCHAON THE EVERCHOSEN! Yes, in the original draft, Grimgor walks up to Archaon and kicks him in the dick, and while he’s writhing, headbutts him, then says “OI WANKAH! I HEARD YOUZ THINKZ YOUZ TOUGH YOUZ IZ. ILL FOOKIN DECKZ YA ROIGHT PROPAH I WILL!” And proceeds to BEHEAD THE EVERCHOSEN, ENDING THE END TIMES. Of course this was retconned and Grimgor only managed to put up an insane fight. However, its obvious that Gork’s blessing alone means a lot for an orks life. So when Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka says he has Gork’s voice in his head, the entire galaxy should be fucking horrified.

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