#Hausemaster

[legendaryevokercupcake]

Some important cross-server ball hosted by King Ren

Hausemaster: X did you give him permission to rule like that?

Xisuma: Nope

Pyro: Do you want us to do something about it?

Xisuma: Nope

Kenzie: We are 100% on board with doing something about it.

Xisuma: I've already broken the minds of five of his servants and guards using my Void magic. All I had to to was speak to them. Once he figures out that something like me has it out for him, he'll go running for the hills and all will be business as usual.

Tristan: You are a horrible person.

Xisuma: And that's coming from you?

#2b2t #Minecraft #Silly block men go brrrr #And block women #Stan Popbob #Hermitcraft #Hausemaster #Housemaster #Xisuma #Xisumavoid #Little menace #The man has some hardcore gremlin energy #Ren #Rentheking #Renthedog #While Xisuma technically harbors no ill will towards Ren #he's still a little shit #and the God of the Void #Pyrobyte #King Pyro #Popbob #Mackenzie #iTristan #iGriefedThis #Please don't hurt me mr. hacker man #I am a mere gay bitch

[internetspacegirl]

Part One of my 2b2t Timeline video!!

I've spent a year on this and I hope you enjoy it :)

#2b2t #minecraft #mcyt #2b2t youtube #2b2t timeline #2b2t video #Hausemaster #Hausmaster #Fit #FitMC #Fastvincent1 #fv1 #internetspacegirl #Youtube

[malewifeph1lza]

“ohh I bet they’re getting bored of the eggs”

fit “my darling baby boy made in heaven by god himself’ mc helping ramón build yet another tnt cannon:

#colt posts #his egg is everything he will escape with ramon in tow so help him hausemaster

[sp4mja]

Ok to explain further. As many other users here have pointed out, Fit seems to be working for or with Nerds Inc. A 2b2t group that has player data, base coordinates, and very powerful members.

One of those members is, you guessed it! An all white person with a suit, her name is Popbob. Not only is she one of the most iconic 2b2t players, she also has some sort of rivalry/hate with Fit after she griefed his base.

One of Nerds Inc.'s goals in 2b2t was to take over the server from Hausemaster, but they couldn't do it.

So this leaves us with a question, why is Fit working for or with Nerds Inc? They are after player data but why? And why is Popbob of all people so important now?

My theory is that Nerds Inc and the Federation have something going on, maybe they want to take over the island since it seems to be a hard place to find, which could work as a great base.

But why did they hire Fit of all people?

There is definitely something here that we don't know of yet, a major piece of the puzzle is missing.

#qsmp #qsmp fit #im just. in shock #why popbob. it cant be pyrobyte. fit remembers him #so it has to be her.... #also popbobs pronouns seem to be she/her because of the 2b2t wiki? not sure sorry #BUT IM FEELING INSANE #WHY #fran.txt

[sonnysonder]

i think fit should use hausemaster in the same way that dsmp fics use Prime to replace the word god. i need him to take hause's name in vain so badly

I'm pretty sure he has before! If not on the QSMP he used to do it in his 2b base hunting streams.

Yeah I love it when fics do that, and with the mystery surrounding Hausemaster, and that nobody knows who exactly he is, it's extra cool. If I ever get around to writing a q!Fit fic I'll definitely include it somehow.

#qsmp #fitmc #qsmp fitmc

[54625]

If 2b2t is canon to the qsmp universe, does that mean Hausemaster is a canon deity?

(didn't Fit say 'praise Hausemaster ' in a recent stream? Or did I make that up)

#qsmp #fitmc #qsmp fitmc #q!fit #qsmp fit #qsmp theory

[dollar-store-sparklez]

in my personal 2b2t headcanons hausemaster is a balance god with an order lean

#i will elaborate but only if asked

[ghostlynurse]

Hi :3!! Can we request a Hausemaster (2b2t) stimboard if possible? (Sorry for the extremely obscure request!)

Hope you all have a fantastic weekend and it’s so nice to see another system around!!✨🤍

Of course! Will be posted later today :D

Also, you guys have a fantastic weekend as well!!

[spawnradio]

LOOK I DONT HAVE AN ANSWER EITHER fucking... you wanna know why this is so fucky go bring up the time anomoly bullshit with fucking hausemaster, not my circus not my monkeys ok

youre. me. fuck maybe my monkey. hey when you meet seraph dont bring up any empires as jokes its not worth it tbh it was funny and then it wasnt and then we moved and politics happened and its a whole god damn ordeal. 🌕

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shi--!

[Crack thud swear squelch slide skid crack thud thud swear crash.]

#on-air #callers #🌕 caller #storm watch

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

I saw someone mention Tubbo might bring dream to 2b2t...housemaster has entered the chat

Housemaster has entered and is confused why Dream of all people has entered this place. He has heard of the Dream SMP and he has heard of the rules placed on there. Why would Dream go into a server where there is literal no rules?

#2b2t tubbo au #housemaster #hausemaster #ask

[betarat]

Run from Hausemaster

#minecraft #mineblr #2b2t #hausemaster #fitmc #myart

[warcrimesimulator]

was searching for Minecraft stickers on Redbubble and lmaooo

#*sticks Hausemaster on my laptop* #2b2t

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Anarchy servers are pretty much just a admin (aka hausemaster or someone else) going "what if i let everyone go apeshit and put ads on some of the most niche/chaotic online places?"

You see, that's just one anarchy server, you can't base all of them off of 2b2t. Consider:

Survival server, but mods/local anti-cheat guy got negligent/quit

Whitelisted server that lets in anyone after a bg check (the server itself doesn't have any rules)

Some highschool class's server, but they keep handing the ip to friends and their friends keep handing the ip to others

Normal server's neighborhood hacker den

Fucked up social experiment #827492

A "take something, leave something" place with no oversight. You'd be surprised how kind people can be

#ask bedrock #my point is #there's still research to be done

[malewifeph1lza]

thinking about fits last lore vid and I do think it’s incredibly interesting the faceless figure seems to have cheats that bypass even the few anti cheats 2b2t has

#flying isn’t allowed on the server and yet this guy seemed to be doing just that #also the yknow. not being able to be hit #a figure more powerful than hausemaster? #colt posts

[kikiwhataboutthatbrendon]

Okay so I’m off me ‘ed and I got thoughts.

Drista is back! The lovely persons herself!

I am well aware that she isn't canon and stuffs but I’ve been entertaining a few thoughts since todays stream.

Where did Drista come from? Most people see Dream as a god on the server so it would only make sense if Drista, as his sister, was a god as well, at the very least a demi-god but c’mon y’all are simps and wanna give this woman's as much power as you can. She's a god.

From a ‘lore’ perspective she isn't around much, meaning she lives elsewhere, probably off world, in a different smp/realm.

Lets say... she's from 2b2t.

Dream and her have been around a long time, beings deities as admins and all. They've traveled across the ever expanding worlds they live in, whos to say they haven't gotten attached to a few?

They were dipping from another realm and were reading through the universes code when Drista found something that piqued her interest. Dream reluctantly grants her wish to check it out, and they spawn into a world of chaos and ruin. 

Drista’s eyes light up like a Christmas tree. She immediately starts to fly around her new world and terrorize the baffled players she comes across.

Dream lets her be on her own while he goes to meet Hausemaster, having sensed the other admins presence, an apology already on the tip of his tongue for whatever his little sister is about to do in the hour he’ll gone.

Hause tells him not to worry, because that’s what his world is for, and that he’ll have some personal connections of his keep and eye on her.

They end up staying a week, and when Dream is ready to world hop again, Drista tells him she dosnt want to leave.

They argue, loudly, for a long time, until Dream realizes he’s doing the exact same thing their parents did to him to his little sister. He’s trying to make her do something she doesn't want to. He’s trying to keep her from a world that makes her happy. He’s not letting her be free.

It ends in a tearful goodbye and jabs at the other for being so sappy. Promises to visit one another's realm. Smiles hidden beneath grinning masks.

They miss each other. A lot. The effortless conversations. Unwarranted chaos. Smiling together so hard it hurts.

But that’s what visiting is for.

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Drista has joined the game.

#dream smp #dream #drista #bread bits #It was just a little drabbel! #Hope you all liked it. XD #Just.... it would make so much sense if she resided in 2b2t at the same time that the Dream SMP exsists. #Also #to everyone who follows me for Kingdom Come and is a little ticked at me for writing like this when I havent posted a chapter #in a while I'm sorry! #I intend to finish the nest one soon #I just got a little bit of good old writers back cause of a transition sequence I couldnt figure out how to write. #Have a good day!

[sonnysonder]

here are my Fit ramblings, hope you enjoy!

Ramón loves tinkering and upgrading Fit's mechanical hand

Ramón still has the nautilus shell and the slime ball Fit gave him on the first day

Fit is the only [player] human on the Quesadilla, it's just really funny to me

he was a "radio broadcaster" on 2b, like just rambling into the radio to keep his sanity and keep records on things, therefore his title of self-proclaimed historian. this is also how Tazercraft discovered him :3c

he simply CANNOT stand still, especially when stressed or brainstorming, he also talks with his hands

he's partially blind and deaf in one eye and ear, due to an end crystal incident

Fit likes to teleport first or last to ensure everyone's safety

he is also often babysit Chats; shapeshifting hiveminds that follow players around

more of a theory, but Fit's contractors are people responsible for NOCOM

Fit is a reality bender, a term used for people using hacks, usually an item that is capable of distorting reality. perception of time and space of benders gets warped, only becoming worse the longer/more they use hacks

okay so worldbuilding and i have a hc that there are few stages of godhood in the qsmp universe, but important here are only Astral Beings, entities that ascended beyond godhood, capable of creating and controlling realms; like Hausemaster who Fit one met, and was promptly told to "fuck off"

also in the light of recent events, the night Ramón disappeared, Fit had a breakdown, cried for the first time in years, and have not slept for like 2 days doing manual labour and gaslighting himself :D

sorry there's a lot to read! i clearly have a favourite qsmp blorbo and i have so many thoughts about him :DD

Don't be ridiculous, it's a joy to have long asks where I have a lot to say back, and boy, do I have a LOT to say. Get ready. I'm gonna explain my thoughts on some of my favs from here :D (Even though they're all fantastic)

For the only human one, I haven't really sorted out what I think all the other players are species-wise, but it's fun to have lots of non-humans to explore cool powers and stuff. Fit has always been a human to me personally. Very cool.

I've seen you talk about the radio one before, and I'm honestly tempted to yoink it for myself. It's such a fun way to tie in his 2b history videos to the server itself, and I get this really cool image of him playing through an old radio in the middle of a scorched wasteland Fallout-style. I imagine it was of vital importance in keeping his sanity, especially while he was grappling with the effects of using hacked clients. Imagine how cool it would be for tazercraft to finally meet him in person too lol.

"OH MY GOD!!!! ITS THE GUY FROM THE RADIO!!!!!!"

For the teleport one, yeah, Fit definitely likes taking the lead, looking out for people, keeping them safe however he can. His friends and family are his world, they're who he lives for, and he's making sure no one gets left behind. And if he can have any semblance of control over their safety, he's gonna take it for sure. He's ALL about control. He's had so little of it for so long.

For the magic one, I have similar ideas on how magic works. I will make another post talking about it in more detail, but tldr; there's a lot of godly magic permeating 2b2t, it's what gives it a lot of it's weirdness. People can choose to focus and wield it (Hack clients) but at a great cost. The gods don't want mortals using magic, and so they turn their backs on them. These people often devolve, and lose any and all morality. Only few have managed to master it, one being Fit.

I have a lot of thoughts surrounding worldbuilding and the nature of Hausemaster + surrounding "gods" but i'm gonna leave those for a big post cause this answer is already too long.

Same thing for the last hc on ur ask. If I went in detail about my thoughts now we'd be here for hours :,)

(Oh my god I need to make a q!Fit character analysis. He's such a complex character)

This isn't even a quarter of everything I have to say about q!Fit I am in NECK DEEP.

#qsmp #fitmc #qsmp fitmc #qfit