#I APOLOGIZE FOR HIM

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[ @alteredassistant || Continued From Here ]

[ Valentino ]

"Si, Pececito." Valentino leaned down into Trevor's space, almost face to face with him when he stopped. They shared breath, his rich and cherry-scented with an undercurrent of tobacco, "It's an unfortunate thing for both of us." (Yes, little fish)

Reaching out, he dragged his hand beneath the other's chin, drawing his head up more. He pinched it, tipping the other's head from side to side to get a good look at him.

"Voxxy told me I had better not."

What Vox had actually said was, No. He's off-limits. You can't fuck my PA. You don't even fuck your PA. Don't even think about it.

"So I can't get you out of my head." Well, that, and he was pretty sure he could tell by looking at Trevor that he'd scratch an itch that was almost impossible to reach in Hell. Valentino had always had a thing about virgins, and even if Trevor wasn't one, he sure looked like he'd fuck like one.

"What do you say? There is a right answer."

#And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ) #(Valentino and Trevor - Alteredassistant) #cw suggestive #I apologize for him #He is awful #Let me know if I need to change anything

[torchedx]

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

@kobikate

In Johnny's opinion, college was way too old for any sort of Halloween activity that didn't involve Jell-O shots, but he'd do a lot worse to make his teammates happy. He'd been lowkey disappointed in them for not being more enthusiastic about Kate's trick or treating idea. To be fair, he hadn't been enthusiastic about it either, but he was still here, and it was turning out to be more fun than he'd expected.

The last time he went trick or treating, he was pretty sure he was ten, Susie had taken him, and he'd been dressed as a robot, covered head to foot in aluminum foil and repurposed cereal boxes. His idea of a costume these days was fireman's pants, suspenders, and a helmet, no shirt required, and he'd scored numbers from at least three hot moms as they looped around the neighborhood. "Dude, same. I'm making bank." Not talking about the pillowcase half-filled with candy, of course. He'd probably end up giving most of that to Kate and the rest of the team.

#chat: kate #kobikate #college!verse #as always #i apologize for him

[the-graves-family]

Aaron I think they're referencing the fact that Lester is clearly not in the best state to make these sorts of choices, quite frankly.

"Nah, he's fine."

Aaron shrugs.

"Guy's not a damsel in distress, or anything. Probably would kill you if he heard you saying shit like that."

"So he's a little fucked up right now, big deal. It's Bullseye."

Then, in a quiet sort of voice, teeth digging into a finger.

"Never seen him like this... kinda hot, having someone like him begging. Makes me wanna do all sort of things."

"Although usually I prefer doing the begging."

#i apologize for him #just in general #asmilelikegenocide #(aaron) #(ask) #(anonymous) #(main) #(main: bullseye and aaron)

[whiskeysmulti]

[ AFTER ] : sender has just impulsively and passionately kissed the receiver without any warning nor apparent reason. how does the receiver respond? ((Ooc: on brand for GokuHaru I think))

sexual tension prompts.- no longer accepting!

It took him a second to process what was going on. Haru had just taken the initiative to kiss him herself this time and she'd left him breathless momentarily. He wasn't complaining. However, Gokudera was competitive, a competition or not. Now it was her turn. "Come here." He pulled Haru in closer and gently tilted her head up as he leaned down and pressed his mouth to hers. Slowly he took his time deepening the kiss, his lips moving slowly against hers, soft and wet little smacking sounds with every motion. Intensity increased with every move of his lips, he only stopped when he needed air.

Pulling back he ran his fingers through his hair and looked away, hiding the blush as he realized how easily he got lost in her, leaving Haru's lips slightly puffy and wet. "Sorry about that."

Whatever lip gloss Haru had on had tasted really sweet.

#asks #ic #muse; hayato #queenharumiura #i apologize for him

[the-potpourri]

"LEMME SEE YOUR TITS!"

#strip for you: pistachio #i apologize for him

[forafcrtnight]

@gldnchiilds

"AHUH. IF IT AIN'T WOODSBORO'S RESIDENT FILM GEEK. how you doin', big r?" stu had not been expecting to see anyone from home in here. and yes, perhaps that was why he was as bored as he was, because.. it was not fun without a familiar face around. it was not fun without someone that he could torment around and right now, he knew that very well, that was for sure. and yes, as always - he didn't know shit about personal space. never had, never would and right now - he knew that. after all, if the other was offended... how was that his problem? short answer - it was not. "in fact.. didn't we kill yah or something? huh. could have sworn that we had. you still alive?" that was strange and yes, even if stu had seen stranger things in the past.

#stu ; talks. #stu ; randy m. #i apologize for him #sdghsghdghsghdghsd #death mention tw #mental health tw

[likecometsx]

┘chris&parker *☄;  // @skyfcll​

seeing pj grown up still had chris reeling. he’d lost so much in the future he’d come back to change, and in a strange way, this world felt like what should have been. it was the future he was fighting for, even if it was a little...off. now that he knew his family was out there, he wanted to find them. so he did his best to sense for where they were, hoping that particular power still worked as well. sensing his counsins wasn’t like sensing for piper or wyatt. they all still felt a little bit further away, so when the tiny flickering in his awareness of parker flared, he acted on it and orbed right to her. “hey... kid,” he said, though he was struck again by how grown up his cousins were. “pj said you were here and i just had to...ya know, check, i guess.”

#┘your own story is the safest place you’ll ever be *☄; { s t a r t } #chris&parker #i apologize for him

[breakthings-archived]

Boxes rested in a tower in his arms as he walked down the hall way with them towards the room his sister resided in, dropping them with a thud after kicking the door open and a wide grin spread on his features, even though his sister protested his loud burst. “𝐎𝐢, 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐱! 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐨’𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐭! 𝐎𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭. 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫.” Laughter boomed from him as he ruffled the youngers hair, bidding his goodbyes before stepping out of the room, then the school, and back to his car.

It was an orange trans am turbo; a beacon—and something straight out of the 80s. His family had the money to keep up with the upkeep of such an old car; it still looked brand new. Though what he wasn’t expecting was some girl…rubbing her grubby little hands all over it. Where were peoples manners these days?

“𝐎𝐈!” Matthew called after her, quickly moving towards the vehicle. “𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭’𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐧’𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬?”

// @hcllfired

#verse 002. — wednesday — howlingmoon. | 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐒. #howlingmoon. — | 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐖 𝐇𝐔𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐍. #hcllfired #I apologize for him

[jupitercomet]

“that is how you know if a boy loves you and means it”

who’s cutting onions in here bc i am unwell 🥹

Gordon Ramsay put the knife DOWN, you cannot be making bean soufflé while people are trying to read!!

#i apologize for him #he lacks social skills #jtldm— asks #what’s up doc

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[ @baiika LIKED For A Starter || Blitz ]

[ Alastor ]

"You've got quite a reputation, my good fellow!" The stag chirped happily, hopping a couple of times to match Blitz's pace as he walked past him, "I've heard so much about you! I wonder how many of the rumors are true."

Thrusting his microphone out in front of the imp, he craned down into the other's personal space, his grin never leaving his face.

"Would you care to do an interview? I do some for my radio show sometimes!"

#If You End Up On My Table Then It Serves You Right (αℓαѕтσя) #(Alastor and Blitz - Baiika) #I apologize for him #He's just gonna be ✨Weird✨

[talesofourworlds]

@vigilantevesperia​ liked for a starter!

This wasn’t the worst stroke of luck Aegis had experienced thus far on his journey, he would admit. It still was a rather shitty turn of luck, though, as he’d been washed overboard during a storm and separated from the rest of his ragtag group of associates. It was lucky he somehow had managed to survive the incident, at the very least, but now the former knight found himself quite lost.

With no other direction to turn, he’d wandered from the beach he’d washed up on and toward the nearest city. His body ached all over and he smelled of the sea, but those were the least of his concerns at the moment. All Aegis cared about was the city ahead of him. 

The city in question wasn’t at all what Aegis had expected as he’d stumbled his way into it. There were all sorts of people coming and going, that much was apparent. They all seemed to be more or less getting along, too. Almost as though they were unified in various groups.

Amber eyes shifted from one person walking by to another. Then another. Absolutely no one present had a vision orb on their person.

“What in the world...?” Aegis wondered out loud as he tried to make sense of this. What could it have possibly meant? None of it was making sense, and the fact that he was still a bit out of sorts from his unexpected journey didn’t make it any better. Especially not when he accidentally backed right into someone.

“Oh!” Aegis gasped, whirling around to face the stranger. A man a few years older than him dressed in black, with long blackish purple hair. Quickly, despite only making himself feel more out of sorts than before, Aegis bowed in apology.

“My apologies! I’m afraid I didn’t see you...”

#ic #vigilantevesperia #Lance That Lights the Way (Aegis) #Worlds Converging #Wheel of fate decided you get Aegis! #I apologize for him #My poor transgressor son is very confused right now

[cigarettesandcoffee]

anyone who ships with liam

#i apologize for him #sort of #not really #aji nonsense #muse: liam

[carter-harris]

👀 + Never have I ever said I love you and not meant it.

👀 + Never have I ever sent a dirty text message.

👀 + Never have I ever kissed a stranger.

👀 + Never have I ever worn a thong.

I definitely did that to Stevie. I'll admit that.

Of course I have. Ky gets them a lot

I don't see why it's your business, but yes.

No, but I've taken off plenty.

@kyleexanthony @steviesharp

#memeday #carter: memeday #i apologize for him

[l00nelyp0rty]

From here [X] - @rcmancedawn !

"It's makes me happy that you know me! And also LOVELY! - to meet someone who lived with Luffy when he was a child. He used to talk about you sometimes. YOHOHOHO!"

After a moment, the taller skeleton lowered himself to her level. and quietly said to her ear.

"I also have a little question… Could I see your pants?"

#rcmancedawn #soul living musician (ic) #Hiya! #I apologize for him

[tatteredxsails]

“ How long was I out for? ” from Ely after getting battered in a fight for whoever you think best

Edward gave Ely a considering look, his hand resting on the youth's shoulder. He'd had them carried back aboard and deposited in his cabin, following the raid.

"Oh... it's been, what?... Five or six years?" he answered, sounding entirely serious. "You're grown now. Happened right before my eyes. Had to flip you like a pancake to keep you from getting sores all over. And think of all of the haircuts I've given you, mate."

#answeredx #swallowsandamazons #tatteredxsails:Edward #I apologize for him

[diadraws]

*knocking on mlb fandoms door* what if theyre dating as civilians but are rival supervillains who wanna steal each others miraculous to make the wish. and they fucking ahte eachother. where are you going come ba

#miraculous ladybug #shadybug #claw noir #toxinelle #griffe noir #adrinette #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ml paris special #dia draws #digital #fanart #apologies for the state of these i have a meeting with my boss in *checks watch* right now #she has him in a wrestling hold but i drew it badly