You either die young or live long enough to become married by the power of fanon, a tour:
Murder husbands
Iron husbands
Superhusbands
Ineffable husbands
Space husbands
Time husbands
Heartrender husbands
Honorable mentions:
Space boyfriends
Pirate husbands
Missed opportunities:
X-Husbands
Please?? The pun?? You know because they are x-men?? And they have a beach divorce?? Then they remain married while archenemies their whole lives??
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