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#I don't get too upset when I lose boardgames
charliedawn · 2 years
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Idea: slasher game night, all the slashers play bored games together. What would that be like?
Jade : Best player. 🏆
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Jade used to beat all of the other personalities when they were playing together.
She had to play in casinos sometimes to win money for the Horde when they were in financial struggle and for her own personal needs.
Her purpose as one of Kevin’s personalities ? Have as much fun as possible.
In short, she’s a born player, a natural winner.
She doesn’t lose.
Jade *smiles widely when someone asks her to play* : "You're so on..Prepare to suffer."
Translation : You poor unfortunate souls..You’ve already lost, and you don’t even know it.
Don’t be fooled by her angelic face.
Jade is ruthless. It's her time to shine and she's prepared to shine brightest.
Chaotic energy in a person.
She likes games and will be prepared to fight for her place at the top.
No mercy.
Jade *when she wins* : "AH AH ! Take that, suckers !"
Penny :
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He will pretend not to understand the game at first.
Penny *stares and drools a little on the cards*
It upset a lot of players at first, since he took a lot of time before finally making a move or throwing the dice.
But, he is a little mischievous devil. All part of his plan.
He will hide his true intentions until the very last moment.
Penny *smiles and innocently tilts his head to the side before rolling a double six* : "...Did I win ?! Really ? Wow..How unexpected..Rematch ?"
Don't be fooled by his innocent act.
He had already planned ahead the whole game before the first player even threw the dice.
Pennywise is the only one who knows his brother enough to know his powers give him a huge advantage.
To trick Penny ? It’s to trick yourself.
Penny is very competitive and doesn't like losing.
Watch out.
Pennywise :
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He will stay on the side lines at first, looking at everyone playing, advising some of the worst players or making comments.
Pennywise *sees Brahms struggling* : "Stay focus. Don't let the other destabilize you and here. Look. You got two pairs here."
Pennywise may end up playing if the games involve dares, as he is always happy to invent the best and worst possible dares possible.
He is the evil jester and everyone knows that if he starts playing ? The loser is in for a long and tedious journey.
Pennywise isn’t very competitive. Once he’s bored or he loses interest in the game ? He won’t hesitate to quit.
However, he may participate in other games if coaxed enough, or if he sees his brother win "too many times"
Pennywise *smirks before sitting down in front of Penny* : "Let's see if we can make things more..interesting."
Once the two brothers start playing, be prepared for lots of challenging looks, intense tension and low threatening growls.
As both brothers technically have the same powers to a certain extent, they both would try to get into each other’s head; the game would quickly turn into who will break first.
Michael :
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Michael may not be very competitive, but he would give a good fight.
Plus, he’s got a superpower. One that earned him a nickname:
Master of the Poker Face.
If the game is about keeping a straight face, Michael will end up the winner.
His face is impossible to decipher, with or without the mask.
You thought you had figured him out ? Ah ! Think again.
He might have a very good game or a very bad one.
You’ll never know..until the very last moment.
Michael *smiles when Freddy finally folds and he shows his cards*
Freddy : "…I’M GONNA KILL YOU !"
Turns out, he had the worst game of them all..
Brahms :
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Brahms *stares at his cards and looks lost*
Don’t be fooled. He is far from lost.
Brahms has been raised by a wealthy family which major family time was all about playing boardgames, chess and poker.
He learned at a young age.
He is a very good player and can be a formidable foe.
But, the first time the slashers played with him ? They didn’t know that..
They thought he was genuinely confused, while he was simply focused.
He made sure that only him, Michael and Jason were left at the end.
They’re the silent trio and usually stick together.
The slashers underestimated him.
They would never make the mistake again.
Five :
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Five *evil laugh* : "So...You want to play against me ? Bold. But, I admire your courage."
Five is smart and would give a good fight.
Unfortunately, he is also very prideful and easy to trigger.
All the slashers know that.
Some will not make use of that and fight fair.
But, let’s be honest. The ones who really want to win ? They will not hesitate.
Five is competitive and I wouldn't be surprised to find the last round being between him and Jade.
They would both have a staring contest and Jade would do her best to make him lose his cool and take advantage of his..weaknesses.
Jade *smiles innocently at him* : "Not bad…for a kid."
Five would try to keep his calm at first, but he would eventually become angry and less attentive.
Five *loses his cool* : "..YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART ME ?! AH ! I’VE GOT THE BABY LION ! I’VE HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME ! BUT, YOU WON’T GET IT !" *realises his mistake* "Wait…No. NO ! I didn’t mean to say that !"
Jade *smirks and extends her hand towards him expectantly* : "Hand it over Five..You’re done for."
Freddy :
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He will not play nice. The moment he is in the game ? It’s every guy/gal for himself/herself.
He will play dirty.
However, as everyone knows that, they all usually gang up against him from the start, so he would lose first.
But, Freddy is smart and he is good with numbers. His brain works fast and if he is to lose first ? He’ll take as many people as possible with him.
Freddy *scoffs when Brahms uses a malus card against him* : "Ya losers decided to all take me on, eh ? Cute..But, ya gonna have to do better than that." *starts piling up the malus cards until everyone gets the same punishment*
He may not win, but as long as everyone else suffers ? He doesn’t care.
He will be a winner in his own way.
Joker :
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Joker : The only person that will find it more entertaining to lose than to win.
He likes to see other people play more than himself to see their mistakes and learn from them.
Joker will observe the way each person is playing and his calculating eyes will memorise all of their moves and learn from the best.
If it is a team game ? He will be sure to be on the winners’ side and will look with a satisfied grin as they do all of the work for him.
But, it doesn’t make him weak, as he can play very well on his own, at least to impress and get the best players interested.
Joker plays the long game.
Why bother playing when there are people willing to win for you ?
Jason :
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Poor boy will have trouble understanding at first and will have to be explained the rules multiple times.
Jason will genuinely try to understand and follow what is going on.
But, it will take multiple tries for him to finally get it.
And even then, he’s not the best strategist.
But, he also doesn't like losing and will do his best not to end up last each time.
However, there’s another problem.
Freddy.
Freddy *laughs* : "You got a nasty play, eh ?! Don’t worry..We’ll make it easy for ya !"
Big lie.
Jason has bad luck, but with Freddy playing against him ? His chances of winning drop to 0.
They don’t like each other and Freddy will make sure to use the big man’s temper against him.
Jason *groans loudly in annoyance when he ends up losing, again*
Freddy *laughs loudly behind him* : "Wow ! I’ve never seen anyone lose so fast ! Hold up, buddy ! Wait for us !"
A murder has been committed..Freddy is dead. Again.
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not-poignant · 1 year
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Are you watching Eurovision tonight? If so, who's your favourite?
I'm not watching Eurovision!
I have a lot of friends who watch it and love it, and I'm happy to hear about it from them, but I've actually never watched Eurovision. I think I'm too competitive, and I tend to get really upset when my faves don't win (which would be based on song, not country, lol), so I actually don't like any competition shows, anon, except for Bake Off, where I'm not as upset when someone loses.
(Though there's still one season I can't watch because I'm so upset with who the winner is that I literally can't enjoy any other episode with them in it, lmao).
Everyone's neurodivergence is different and I'm someone who just can't handle competition - no Olympics, no Eurovision, no competition shows, and tbh anon, no boardgames or strategy games irl either.
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cranesofibycus · 4 years
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This year I might try
dating? 
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