once in drama class I had to push this evil girl in my skit and I was so joyous
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finding out that vi calls jinx sweetheart in the italian dub has drastically changed my life and mental health. for the worse
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talking about dsaf is so fucking funny. do you guys know that dsaf is actually a comedy series. you can fuck animatronics. theres noises in game for when you fuck the animatronics. jack kennedy (guy you play as) has a monologue about wanting to fuck animatronics in front of this 5(0) year old sister, his brother, his homoerotic situationship worstie, and his former boss. you can name your restaurant after an animatronic strip club you went to in vegas with dave. when you tell dave about it his response is to go "oh my god that strip club fucked you up didnt it". you can own a strip club in your restaurant in the third game. phone guy tells you its kind of fucking weird to have that in a childrens establishment but dont listen to him you Have to get the strip club. it what dave wouldve wanted you to do
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just remembered when my aunt told me my future husband would respect me so much more if i waited until marriage. shudders.
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holy shit i just got reminded of esperanza mia that shit was. kind of creepy. Like i'm ALL for fucking some old priest of course but maybe dont try to teach taht to wee little girls.
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it's honestly crazy when my mom hypes herself up on her savior complex about my stepmom and her abusive behavior towards me by talking about how much better she is than them all the time and then just straight up does the EXACT same thing to me. so fucking crazy.
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And now that I’m grown, I’m scared of ghosts
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whoever was responsible for long haired Sabine I will find you and I will hurt you, lesbophobe
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my friend and i have been looking at dogs for her to get for our apartment next year and we were so set on this really cute mutt with a really dumb name and we'd just gotten approved to adopt him and then because of one phone call with her dad she changed her mind and just put a deposit down on a red tri australian shepherd puppy
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TWITTER SUCKS DONT GO ON TWITTER WHATEVER YOU DO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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